I am so pissed at my stupid dog for going rogue and trying to get me killed for chasing his dumbass around the hood after midnigt, I may as well recap this shit. I am in a foul mood and will not be kind. I’m already annoyed with this show and it hasn’t even started.
Apparently Ramona and Tamra are the guest. That should say it all. I hate this shit already. I’m going to make this quick.
Bethnenny for best comeback.
Yolanda for Miss Congeniality.
Really I am recapping this mess who the fuck cares? This sinks my pathetic life to a new low.
Biggest Reunion Shocker goes to Teresa Giudice and this is kind of important because Andy say he will be emailing her when he gets home tonight which means she has him on her email list IN FUCKING PRISON which doesn’t seem to phase him at all. Then again she pushed him down into to his season one season and he didn’t care about that. Clearly, the more violence and felonious behavior the better.
Andy asks Ramona’s opinion on a bunch of questions about RHOOC. I don’t care.
Stupid bonding moment between Ramona and Tamra. They don’t get they are the morons of their respective franchises.
Ramona is asked if she was shocked about Ashley Madison regarding the Josh and Kristen thing. She basically says shit happens.
HERE IS THE BIG NEWS! Tamra says Brooks dumped Vicki but she doesn’t think it will stick. Interesting. I am thankful for a reason to put up with this stupid episode. I want them back together, Vicki is really heart broken. From my perspective, Brooks has been mocked and disbelieved while going through cancer, then he went on a trip to Miami with Vicki’s family who probably hated him. I think perhaps he has enough on his plate without having to constantly redeem himself. Even if every bad thing that people say he has ever done is true. He has cancer. And if being around Vicki makes that harder for him to deal with, I totally understand isolating. I know Brooks is a bit of a media whore, but seriously, no one deserves this shit while fighting a major illness, and if he really didn’t have it Tamra would not be saying they will get back together.
Plus I love Brooks.
Andy asks Ramona about Heather not returning. She basically says that Heather never really had a great storyline and she had nothing to talk to her about. #SHADE
Tamra says that Ryan had a job on RHOC and she just paid for him to get settled. Um what job does Ryan have exactly? I have a Masters and I can’t afford to live in Orange County. Oh wait I get it, he has Bravo money now. #eyeroll.
Best Quote Winner is Luann with the don’t be all uncool shit. Only because ANDY promoted the hell out of it.
I’m so irritated by this whole show.
A caller asks who would you never want to see come back and Ramona blurts out Jiil Zarin before the question is out of his ive mouth. I almost want her back now. I loved Jill. She is the ONLY housewife I ever met in real life. That was my very first post on this site. I will always love JZ a bit for that..
I don’t give a fuck about the other awards. Ramona got the lifetime achievement award.
Poll Question: Whose side are you on Vicki and Brooks or everyone else? People suck.