Here we go again with Real Housewives of Orange County and the Brooks drama. I am so over this.
Meghan and Heather meet for dinner to talk about Haley throwing a huge party when all the parental units were out of town. While she should face consequences, when your mother has terminal cancer, I tend to give more of a break to teens throwing a rager. Police came so it must have been a great party. Meghan is shit talking Leanne’s parenting because she didn’t follow through with her punishments.
Shannon arrives late. Shannon suddenly seems just fine with Meghan. Is there is something we don’t know about her relationship with Meghan? I am unhappy with Shannon getting along with Meghan. Shannon is having a party to celebrate all of the Aries. Brooks is supposed to come but he really doesn’t want to be around Meghan.
WOAH! Wait a fucking minute. Meghan has called Brooks doctor and pretended to have cancer to find out if he treats cancer patients???? This cunt satchel is psychotic. Who does this shit for face time on a TV show? Meghan says his doctor doesn’t treat cancer patients. Heather and Shannon both say that Shannon hooked him up with a great oncologist. Apparently, Brooks said he got two flat tires on the way to her doctor and could not keep the appointment. Shannon is on there darkside now saying, “the truth will come out.” I hate this show.
Apparently her mother, Sandy, has moved in and Tamra is setting her up with men. Tamra and Ryan are going to shadow her as she meets her first date. Tamra is very conservative when it comes to her mother’s look. Sandy is kind of adorable.
At the date, Ryan likes the date. Tamra doesn’t. I think he is a very attractive older gentleman. Tamra tells Ryan that he needs to pay back the money she gave him. Ryan is like “Eddie is not my dad.” Ryan has been a problem child his whole life. Ryan is not sure he wants to get married because both of his parents have been married multiple times. He feels like he went too fast. Now he is stuck with a woman with three kids from a previous relationship and a new baby. Tamra suggests premarital counseling and suggests church. AS IF Ryan has ever been exposed to religion in his life.
My god her house is beautiful for this party. I know her house is huge and expensive, but I’ve never seen it all decked out like this. Shannon has a whole glam squad to help her get ready.
Vicki and Brooks are getting ready to go. Vicki didn’t tell Brooks about her fight with Brianna. She doesn’t want to agitate him.
Meghan tells Jim that she pretended to be a cancer patient to get information on Brooks health. Meghan says that one of his exes claims that Brooks faked cancer in the past. She tried to pump her for information but got nowhere. Jim tells her to stop doing that.
David tries to tell Shannon to butt out of the whole Brook’s cancer thing. Now Shannon is doubting the cancer story as well.
Sidenote: The special with Teresa Giudice’s family airs on October 11th.
Shannon has gone all out for this party. Probably on Bravo’s dime even though she can totally afford it herself.
LOL Meghan walks in to an empty area and waves. Jim says, “You are waving to no one.” I love Jim. I will say Meghan is the only one we have seen bring a hostess gift. It’s mostly a giant bottle of fireball. It’s actually thoughtful. It’s a fire sign party.
Shannon is really doubting Vicki and Brooks. I am so disappointed in her. At least she is not talking about David’s cheating. How can Shannon be such a bad friend. Meghan tells everyone about her calling Brooks’ exes. The bitches are plotting about the Brooks stuf. All of them. Even LIZZIE is standing there without supporting Vicki. What a bitchfest. And someone has tipped Brooks off to know about Meghan’s meddling.
Of course, Brooks and Vicki are the last to arrive to the party per production. Brooks is pissed that Meghan would contact his ex-girlfriend who sent him the whole text exchange.
God I hate this storyline.
Terry, Eddie and Jim seem to get along well. I’m just saying.
Everyone fake greets Brooks and Vicki. Tamra is already so drunk she is breaking glasses. Brooks is drinking too and wants to confront Meghan. Vicki and Brooks take Meghan inside for a little talk. Oh and Jim goes with her. I think that is a good move on Jim’s part but I could have sworn Meghan said she didn’t want to involve him anymore. Brooks just wants to know why Meghan is stalking him and being so invested in his cancer therapy. Brooks is worries that she is going to contact his kids or his parents on Twitter. He has enough going on without her cunty, meddling ways. Vicki asks her to just leave him alone. Meghan says she never said he was faking cancer. Brooks very kindly explains he has six family members who dies from cancer who did chemo. He had gone through three rounds and not seen much if any improvement. I don’t know why he is giving this cunt any explanation. Jim looks uncomfortable. Vicki jumps in to say that here mother died and her boyfriend has cancer, can you please give us a break? Meghan says that Vicki has called her crazy, (you are) and a mean girl (you are) and that she feels sorry for Jim (we all do) and that she gives Jim four years for their marriage (a GIANT over estimation) as if this is justification for her drilling down Brooks (it’s not). Brooks points out that even the ex says that it is bizarre that Meghan would contact her.
In her talking head Meghan says “Brooks doesn’t have cancer!” Meghan asks about Tamra saying that Brooks told her that she and Jim have only been married for four months and only four of them were good. Brooks points out that he doesn’t talk to Tamra and she might want to consider the source. This cunt is priceless.
Meghan immediately goes to Tamra and says Brooks said she is a liar. Jim tells Meghan to stop shit stirring. Tamra is drunk and Vicki tries to tell Tamra that it was her that said the whole only two good months thing, which is true. Tamra storms off to confront Brooks. Vicki tells Tamra she is acting like a fool. Tamra is making everything about her as usual while Meghan is standing there loving every minute.
Next week: More of the same. BUT LISA RINNA IS ON! Everyone turns on Vicki. You know, Vicki, she is the one whose mother died during filming. You would think production would cut her a break this season. But obviously not.