Here’s hoping that the dog penis storyline is minimal on this episode of Don’t Be Tardy because I’m really over it.
We start with Arianna complaining about having to watch KJ and Kash. Ariana wants to be emancipated at age 16. It is amusing that she thinks she can afford to support herself the day she is old enough to work. Ariana says that Kim and Kroy are way to strict on her and she never gets to do anything. You know, pretty much the anthem of all teenagers. How many of us said we were moving out the day we turned 18? Five minutes later she is talking about wanting a big graduation party when she graduates from high school. Typical teen.
Tracey’s girlfriend Brooklyn is back from Israel where she was … I don’t know what she was doing there. At any rate, Kroy and Kim are trying to counsel Tracey on her relationship. Tracey has a million stories about Brooklyn and they are all crazy. Kim and Kroy want to met Brooklyn because they are not even sure she really exists.
UGH. Dog dick. Speaking of dogs, Banjo has never paid the TV any attention at all. Not when someone is talking about treats, or when other dogs are on. He appears to be watching TV for the first time now.
While Ariana is playing air hockey in a super awesome game room with Kroy and says that her parents are losers. Finally, the perfect child is rebelling a bit.
Kim and Kroy are going on a double date with Tracey and Brooklyn. Tracey is continuing to make up stories about her relationship with Brooklyn. Tracey says they role play all day long.
At dinner Brooklyn is cute and colorful. Tracey brought games to the restaurant. They play the Newlywed Game. Brooklyn and Tracey get a lot more questions right. In Kim’s talking head, she says things were much more normal on the double date than she expected. Things were not normal at all.
Kim and Kroy talk about how great their relationship is. It’s basically because Kroy is pretty much a saint when it comes to the kids and doing things around the house. If men knew how sexy they are when they fix things that break, they would be fixing thing all the time.