I am always surprised how far behind the TV show is from the live feeds. I get that production is busting their ball putting out three shows a week. It’s just weird when you have been watching the feeds a lot. It feels like you are time traveling.
We begin this episode with the weird psychedelic rainbow made of chicken wire HOH where the hamsters has to shuttle ten eggs over the rainbow by sticking their fingers into the chicken wire. Steve is in a leprechaun outfit. I must have missed the explanation of what egg collecting has to do with rainbows and leprechauns. Austin took an early lead in the challenge. Liz was never in the challenge and eventually took the luxury prize. When she took the luxury she said she would take whoever wins HOH. Eventually, it was down to the wire between JMac and Vanessa. Vanessa wins!
Vanessa winning has the showmance worried and Steve feeling very secure about his spot in final four. JMac feels okay about it but he’s taking nothing for granted.
Vanessa immediately starts grilling everyone about what kind of deals everyone had with each other going to HOH. I don’t understand why any of these idiots feel obligated to tell Vanessa anything. But they all do it every single week. Vanessa also remains on her “I NEED A REAAAAAASON” to put people up. Let me help you Vanessa, the reason is, you are playing in the final four Big Brother and you need to eliminate your biggest threat each week and keep the players you can beat. You don’t need to make a Skittles chart to figure this out. Vanessa is pissy with Austin and Liz. Vanessa is paranoid, and once again forgets telling something to JMac.
Wow, Steve had some sort of a meltdown when he figures out that The Austwins and Liz are comparing notes in the storage room. Then they show pretty much everyone saying they don’t want to be in final 2 with Vanessa. Austin also told JMac he wants to take him to the end if possible.
Vanessa has a meeting with Steve where she holds his feet to the fire again. She says she knows that he is not going to take her to final two. She says she is too good for anyone to take. She says this like it is a character flaw of Steve’s to choose the best final two for himself.
Vanessa strikes a deal with Austin (and Judas) that is basically, what people in an alliance should already be doing, vote the way she want in this HOH by sending home JMac, don’t use the veto if he wins it, and try to win the next HOH. Bu,t she makes him swear on Liz and his family name and his left nut anyway.
Oh GAWD, HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has pranced himself into the house spewing glitter out of his asshole the whole way. I tried four times to understand what he shouted. He’s unintelligible. Let’s go with “Who wants to sign bread like a Frankie!!!!” Because, close enough. Everyone except Liz look like they would rather not hug a dude covered in stripper oil and glitter.
Steve does some major fangirling out. Liz keeps her word and chooses Van to go with her on the trip. Austin looks visibly relieved not to have to endure it. Liz scored MAJOR points with Van by taking her and just kept herself and Austin off the block.
A full hair and makeup squad gives Liz a transformation into her sexy soccer mom look. Van wants to rock out with her cock out as a rock with purple hair. Liz looks hot and a lot like Lisa Rinna. Vanessa looks good as well. I am confused why Liz got tattoos all down one arm. It’s not complimentary to her look, or anything else for that matter. She had a hell of a time washing them off when she got back to the house. Vanessa wore sunglasses because she is very well known on the poker circuit.
Oh I forgot to mention that their prize was a trip to the Staples Center to go see the Donut Licking America Hater prance around to an autotuned track and whipping her pony tail around. Liz hopefully paid attention to the makeup artist because her makeup is incredible.
When they arrive they get to walk onstage before anyone was let in. They met the donut licker before the show. They loved her. HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED showed them with swag bags with perfumes and concert stuff. They have their own private viewing suite like team owners and people like that get to view the basketball games in. It really does look very exciting and very VIP. The suite is VERY far from the stage though.
The show a hilarious clip of Austin, Steve and JMac wandering around lost eating and sleeping for the whole day the girls were gone.
The girls come back as their alter egos, Dakota and Roxy. And fill the boys in on their field trip.
JMac uses reverse psychology telling Vanessa to put him and Steve up.
Vanessa puts out JMac and Steve. She gives the whole “it’s not personal, it’s game” speech. She has promised both Steve and JMac that they are not the target. Austin’s Angels are praying one of the three of them win the veto.