I am always surprised how far behind the TV show is from the live feeds. I get that production is busting their ball putting out three shows a week. It’s just weird when you have been watching the feeds a lot. It feels like you are time traveling.
HOH Competition
We begin this episode with the weird psychedelic rainbow made of chicken wire HOH where the hamsters has to shuttle ten eggs over the rainbow by sticking their fingers into the chicken wire. Steve is in a leprechaun outfit. I must have missed the explanation of what egg collecting has to do with rainbows and leprechauns. Austin took an early lead in the challenge. Liz was never in the challenge and eventually took the luxury prize. When she took the luxury she said she would take whoever wins HOH. Eventually, it was down to the wire between JMac and Vanessa. Vanessa wins!
Vanessa winning has the showmance worried and Steve feeling very secure about his spot in final four. JMac feels okay about it but he’s taking nothing for granted.
Vanessa immediately starts grilling everyone about what kind of deals everyone had with each other going to HOH. I don’t understand why any of these idiots feel obligated to tell Vanessa anything. But they all do it every single week. Vanessa also remains on her “I NEED A REAAAAAASON” to put people up. Let me help you Vanessa, the reason is, you are playing in the final four Big Brother and you need to eliminate your biggest threat each week and keep the players you can beat. You don’t need to make a Skittles chart to figure this out. Vanessa is pissy with Austin and Liz. Vanessa is paranoid, and once again forgets telling something to JMac.
Wow, Steve had some sort of a meltdown when he figures out that The Austwins and Liz are comparing notes in the storage room. Then they show pretty much everyone saying they don’t want to be in final 2 with Vanessa. Austin also told JMac he wants to take him to the end if possible.
Vanessa has a meeting with Steve where she holds his feet to the fire again. She says she knows that he is not going to take her to final two. She says she is too good for anyone to take. She says this like it is a character flaw of Steve’s to choose the best final two for himself.
Vanessa strikes a deal with Austin (and Judas) that is basically, what people in an alliance should already be doing, vote the way she want in this HOH by sending home JMac, don’t use the veto if he wins it, and try to win the next HOH. Bu,t she makes him swear on Liz and his family name and his left nut anyway. 
Oh GAWD, HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has pranced himself into the house spewing glitter out of his asshole the whole way. I tried four times to understand what he shouted. He’s unintelligible. Let’s go with “Who wants to sign bread like a Frankie!!!!” Because, close enough. Everyone except Liz look like they would rather not hug a dude covered in stripper oil and glitter.
Steve does some major fangirling out. Liz keeps her word and chooses Van to go with her on the trip. Austin looks visibly relieved not to have to endure it. Liz scored MAJOR points with Van by taking her and just kept herself and Austin off the block.
A full hair and makeup squad gives Liz a transformation into her sexy soccer mom look. Van wants to rock out with her cock out as a rock with purple hair. Liz looks hot and a lot like Lisa Rinna. Vanessa looks good as well. I am confused why Liz got tattoos all down one arm. It’s not complimentary to her look, or anything else for that matter. She had a hell of a time washing them off when she got back to the house. Vanessa wore sunglasses because she is very well known on the poker circuit.
Oh I forgot to mention that their prize was a trip to the Staples Center to go see the Donut Licking America Hater prance around to an autotuned track and whipping her pony tail around. Liz hopefully paid attention to the makeup artist because her makeup is incredible.
When they arrive they get to walk onstage before anyone was let in. They met the donut licker before the show. They loved her. HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED showed them with swag bags with perfumes and concert stuff. They have their own private viewing suite like team owners and people like that get to view the basketball games in. It really does look very exciting and very VIP. The suite is VERY far from the stage though.
The show a hilarious clip of Austin, Steve and JMac wandering around lost eating and sleeping for the whole day the girls were gone.
The girls come back as their alter egos, Dakota and Roxy. And fill the boys in on their field trip.
JMac uses reverse psychology telling Vanessa to put him and Steve up.
Nominations
Vanessa puts out JMac and Steve. She gives the whole “it’s not personal, it’s game” speech. She has promised both Steve and JMac that they are not the target. Austin’s Angels are praying one of the three of them win the veto.
It’s so funny. All day Saturday, I binge-watched BB 6. A season I had never seen. It came on in 2005, and it starred Janelle, Howie, Kasar, Rachel vs the “Nerd Herd” and I could see a stark contrast between that season and this season. For one thing most of the people from that season had minds of their own, even to the detriment of their own game. Yes they played their own game and guess what? The show was still interesting. Their strategies( both sides) were to get out the strongest players, and they were very aware of the concept that it would be a waste of an HOH get rid of a weak player so as not to get blood on your hands. I could go on and on about the differences but that season was so good I was up for about 15 hrs straight watching it….I’m so tired. Btw I was rooting for Janelle’s team the whole time.
Season six was my favorite. The Nerd Herd- April, Blowjob Jen, Maggie, Cappie, Ivette. Aka: The Friendship. I hated that group!
Loved Janelle, Kaysar, Howie, Rachel, etc.
just curious KB, did you finish season six?
BB season 6 was one of the best ever, and I’ve been loving BB Canada and didn’t dream how absorbing it is or that it’s a huge hit with our neighbors up north.
BB Canada rocks! Well actually…all of Canada rocks. Teehee. Cheers from Canada.
There is a very long feed blackout on the horizon, from 9:00 a.m Monday til 9:00 p.m. Tuesday. That is when we find out whether Austin or Steve go to jury, and it could be another double eviction, too. Sometimes there are leaks about the first eviction and this Steve vs. Austin nomination is the biggest deal of the the whole season so far, a real turning point. For me, tonight’s show was a big gobbling turkey, not to be rude to the turkey world or anything.
Im confused, Steve and JMack went up, does one of them win POV and Austin goes up?
yeah. JMAX wins POV and Austin goes up. Steve is supposed to go home.
Seeing the brother prance in the door almost made me gag. All the bad feelings about him came flooding back. I didn’t want to hear his voice, or stupid Liz swooning over him. UGH. Couldn’t BB have done better than THAT?
Is it coincidence tonight’s episode featured a Casting Call for BB18 after Les Moonves admits 6 casting mistakes in this disappointing season? And a response to rampant complaints about cheating, bribes, bullying and production interference on social media?
In addition to hiring pseudo celebrities like He Who Shall Not Be Named and Vanessa who have an unfair advantage as well as being obnoxious, Houseguests themselves complained how many were recruited on Tindr, were CBS employees, or had never seen the show so they didn’t know how to play. I was hoping they’d clean house in production to refocus on comps instead of casting costumed characters and bullying drama magnified by mental health related meltdowns and overmedication. We got an earful from Johnny the Dentist on the liberal and scary dispensing of drugs including performing enhancing doses of Addetall for concentration by the BB doctor before feeds were cut.
Hopefully, the next cast will get back to a more age and minority diverse balance well screened for rage-aholics and addicts who belong in rehab, rather than trapped in the BB house to wreak havoc for 3 months. Anyone ready to apply?
I wish Steve could win
I watched because a friend of mine was visiting who is a huge fan. She actually talks and yells at the screen. The Arianna Grande Show was the last straw for me. What adult person with any taste is a fan of Arianna Grande? It must be my age. I like the dentist. I try to imagine him as a professional. I’ll bet his patients love him.
*puts hand up* GUILTY!
I like my pop princesses donut loving AND America hating.
I don’t know anything about her politics. But her music is absolutely not my taste. She is cute though, I must admit, and is fun on talk shows.
Thanks to some divine intervention I lost my tv signal soon as the show started. I LOL so hard because that was God’s way of telling me not to bother with The Brother episode. After reading the recap it seems God was right.
So there’s no way Van can be the tie breaker vote to send Austin out, because she looses 3 jury votes. Can she get Liz to vote out her boyfriend? I think yes! Why would she want Steve gone? He’s her best final two. Or I am I nuts? Tell me something people…
Liz’s alter-ego hair & makeup was great!
Yes she looked gorgeous. She should try a different look when she gets out of the house so that she can hide away from her future stalker, Austin.
Last night at 7:55 Cam 3 Liz told Austin she didn’t like what he cooked for her. So the gorilla threw food at her in anger. He justified it by telling her she deserved it because she humiliated him. FLASHING RED WARNING SIGNAL FLASHING RED WARNING SIGNAL!
It was so awkward because she was stunned and of course she was vocal about what a jerk he was for treating her that way. He used the abuser excuse, “look what you made me do.” I want to strangle him his own mangy hair.
This season little by the little there have been signs of Austin’s insecurities, jealousy, manipulative, & controlling behavior. All the signs are there. I’m sure he’s grooming her for some domestic abuse in her future, but I’m certain Liz’s family is gonna intervene to kill this relationship.
You’ve nailed it. On live feeds Susquatch was obsessed with guys that were looking at her and trying to hit on her at the concert. And forget game strategy, he’s been cutting deals to help him watch her at the Wrap Party to make sure none of the former players try to hit on her, “because you know how jealous those guy’s from prior seasons will be of me”. Uh huh. He will go crazy in the Jury House if he’s evicted today, he cast leave her alone for a minute.
Between his enormous ego, pursuit of airtime, making good TV pffft and paranoia, there will be no time for a healthy relationship. Go Liz! – I mean RUN!
I think Jmac is actually playing smart voting out Steve. I’m not sue how it works. But if Vanessa is allied to play the final 3 she would be much smarter taking Jmac than 2 people who would definantly be trying to take each other to the final 2.
JMAC told Steve yesterday, “You need to tell Vanessa to tell me what to do.” Said in his regular, well- modulated voice, I found this to be one of his funniest and most acute remarks ever. Late last night, just before the sleep gods knocked me across the head, Vanessa the Overly Qualified did exactly that, as she and Johnny lounged alone together on her HOH bed. For Steve lovers ( like me) and Austin’s nonfans, hope is not lost. Also, during one of Liz and Austin’s kitchen chewing fests last evening, they had a fight about Austin’s bad chicken. The big galumph pelted Liz with vegetables. Both were pissed and Liz asked Mother Vanessa to intervene. Liz even told Austin that BB fans see Austin as a “douche bag.” Sadly enough, the exhibitionist lovebirds made up. Austin has been walking around swinging his balls in supreme confidence, planning his pre-eviction speech in all his egoistic glory, certain that it’ll make Big Brother history. He is certain that he is safe. But is he..?
I just got some news. BBAD will still be on the air tonight. Three hours of the houseguests will be filmed today for this show, and maybe there will be lots of whispering and scampering!
You people are so dramatic when it comes to Austin and Liz. They had a food fight! Now suddenly he is Ted Bundy.
YOU.ARE.WRONG!!
It’s all about context.
How many more incidents does there need to be to convince you? The guy has all the signs of an abusing manipulative jealous control freak.
1. He loves her after just two weeks.
2.. Austin discovered Liz under the covers just hanging out with Jeff. He busts into the room all worked up and said he was angry because he just worked out and had a lot of testosterone.
3. Repeatedly has said he doesn’t want Liz to go back to Florida because he is jealous that she might see Jeff.
4. Repeatedly said he does not want to be in the jury house without Liz because that is his chance to break her guard down for sex.
5. When James won luxury comp with steak dinner & cocktails, Austin told James to give Liz extra alcohol so he can take advantage of her.
6. Austin has repeatedly told other guys in the house he is worried about Liz seeing Jeff on finale night.
7. When Liz mentioned she liked a place in Tampa, Austin ordered to never go to Tampa because that is where Jeff lives.
8. After the luxury trip to the Ariana Grande concert, Austin asked Liz if she saw any men, and did they hit on her.
9. He told Liz to stop jumping rope because he did not want other men to see her boobs jiggling on the live feeds.
10. He gave her a hickey to mark his territory.
11.Don’t get me started on his finger activity on the live feeds.
12. When she said she wanted a tattoo, he ORDERED her not to.
13. He doesn’t take NO for answer.
14. He threw food at her face when she criticized his cooking, and BLAMED HER FOR HIS ANGER THAT RESULT IN HAVING FOOD THROWN HER. IT WAS HER FAULT!!!
15. He told her she was acting like a bitch and cunt for having an opinion that humiliated him.
These are only some of the incidents that might seem benign individually, but add them all together and this is a text book case for a controlling, insecure, manipulative, jealous, & abusive man.
Go watch last night Cam 3 starting at 7:55PM. Listen to what he was saying to justify his behavior.
Where is your list of all the horrible things Liz has done to Austin? You know, in between handjobs. You are overreacting. He is not the next Caleb.
BTW, like one in ten of your posts goes to the spam folder. It’s a mystery.
Give me a fucking break.
So what if she called him a bad kisser. Or that he stinks. Or that he would be cuter without the ponytail beard. You can accuse her of being a hoe or that she’s using Austin for attention & game play, BUT you can not seriously compare that to anything on the list.
Really? I thought I just did. Are we having our first fight? Will there be make up cuddling afterward? 🙂
I have to agree. I did not at all witness this entire list but he gives me a very bad vibe. He has controlling abuser written all over him! Run Liz!!
Mum and dad are fighting!
*hides in corner*
TT I am surprised with all the psychological intellect that you carry that you don’t see what I see about Austin’s behavior.
Micheal sometimes you are just too cute to get spanked, though I know you would enjoy it.
It seems to be extremely important for Vanessa to publicly decry that she absolutely adores EVERYone in the house … I cal B.S.
Urethra, You are right! I believe the same thing you do. I’ve known too many men like Austin, all the signs are there. Liz better RUN. I think her family will make sure she sees the light.
Liz might be very pissed at Austin when she finds out that she was his third, if not his fourth choice for romance on the show. She was preoccupied a lot at first with being in and out switching with Julia, hiding the twin thing and flirting some on her own. Julia might have heard a piece of this from Jackie already in jury house, too.Then later, they’ll probably learn of Jason’s post eviction interview where he had a lot to say about why Austin was his least favorite houseguest. Yep. Liz might be more than pissed.
Not a Liz fan but come on she is not going to stay with Austin outside of Bb!! I just do not see it!
In real time, either Austin or Steve was already evicted! Since BBAD was pretaped for tonight, of course it won’t be shown til tomorrow evening. With a little luck, though perhaps there will be more than just kitchen games or crafts or whatever the hell is used to fill the time slot. I’ll be watching for some broad hints.
BBAD was boring bad. After ten minutes of watching them read tie-dye directions and grouse about the crappy teeshirts provided, we put on “Juliet of the Spirits ” and Fellini-ed ourselves.
That picture above is hilarious! !!! I love it. Gross but soooo funny.
I love the butt dimple. I’m a big fan of butt dimples in general.