We’re back and Ashley is ready to start fresh and remind the other bitches who has two wins under her belt already. The challenge is to make lingerie for Heidi’s lingerie line. I’m not done being mad at Candace yet. Ashley turns to Swapnil and asks him to be her fit model. Cute. Tim comes in and gives them a bra for their base. Why? Are they in the cup size of their models?
Right away, Homeboy is doing great. Candace has grand plans that could be great, but it’s a lot of work. Merline has opted to actually create a bra from scratch. I hope she wins for that alone. Blake is his usual clueless self. I am already mentally prepared for his to glue some glitter onto the base bra and get in the top three.
Karma is swift this week for Lindsey who manages to stab herself in the hand with scissors and is off to get a tetanus shot. Joseph, my favorite matronly designer is struggling. Jake is kind of weird. He gets a bit weirder every week. Kelly chooses a chartreuse polka dot that I like, but the judges probably won’t.
Heidi and Tim both come to critique the works in progress. Heidi does like the chartreuse! But Kelly still hasn’t started her panties. Homeboy Edmond has changed his look several times as usual and Heidi immediately calls it tacky. Joseph’s bra is beyond Matronly. He has a lot of fabric where fabric should not be. And it’s pink and gray. Oh, Joseph, I keep trying to make excuses for you every week, but this has got to be changed. Tim tells Candace that if her outfit is only missing the whip, she’s gone too far. Lindsey is back from her tetanus shot and Heidi likes her look. Laurie’s look is bad and they tell her exactly that. Blake is all over the place. Merline is struggling without the base. Jake is struggling as well. Ashley is trying to make a bra that does more than look pretty. Heidi is not down with that. Swapnil has a cute bra but has run out of fabric.
When Heidi and Tim leave, they tell the contestants they all need to be on the runway in ten minutes! What are they up to now? When they get to the runway, it looks like a sex orgy room. Beds and pillows everywhere. The twist is they have to make a cover up to their look. They also have to sleep over in the beds for their extra time.
Merline’s bra is a disaster. She took a risk not using the base and got her measurements wrong. Lauries bra is cute, but her panties are bad. You can’t have a seam in the front or the back of UNDERWEAR! Jake’s model doesn’t want to wear a thong so he is starting his panties over.
No one is sleeping at the sleep over. Everyone was up until nearly dawn. No one seems happy with their work. Several have no cover-up and just tie some fabric on their models last minute.
Swapnil’s strappy number comes out first. It’s nice. He somehow managed to make the cover up not look like a bed sheet.
Ashley’s lavender ensemble with a gray cover-up is elegant. Ashley’s model was fantastic! She worked the runway and SOLD that outfit.
Jake’s look is decent as well. So far nothing really bad has come out. I actually like Jake’s panties the best. He did not complete a cover-up though.
Edmond. Oh GOD EDMOND. It’s horrible. There appears to be a Band-Aid on the model vagina. It also looks like he has glued nude lace on her mid thigh for some unknown reason. The bra is horrible. This is bottom three stuff. Why does he always fuck up so bad when he has immunity?
Lindsay made a full coverage lace pantie that is sort of two panties in one. The blue and the peach are awesome.
Candace lightened up her dominatrix look by adding yellow accent to the black. Her cover-up really went with the look. Great look.
Joseph’s look is not terrible. The stupid bows are distracting and on pretty much every piece of lingerie out there. Am I the only one that cuts them off when I get them home? He will be in the bottom.
Merline managed to fix her bra. Her look was hot, but it’s for someone with no tits.
Blakes’s look is awful. He will be in my bottom three. But never the judges. His look was crap. Pink saggy, lacey crap and the fabric he tied to the model as a wrap is some shiny white shit.
Laurie loves her look, but the seam right up between the labia puts it in my bottom three. Is my bottom three already full?
Kelly’s model walks last. Her chartreuse top and bottom are just okay but the cover-up with the hood and sash take it to another level.
My bottom three are Edmond (!!!), Blake and Laurie.
My top three are Kelly, Candace and Lindsey.
The judges disagree. Right way they put all of my choices except for Blake and Laurie through to the next round. So who won? Ashley? Swapnil?
The judges top three are Ashley, Swapnil and Merline. The more I look a Merline’s look the more I hate it. I like Ashley’s the best of this bunch. Her construction is way above the other two.
The judges bottom three are Laurie, Jake and Blake. Blake says to the judges he doesn’t know anything about women’s bodies. His work was crap. He really should go.
This actress judge is just full of opinions.
Merline wins! Despite what I said when I started post I feel like Merline winning with her shitty construction robbed Ashley from her third win.
But the judges totally make up for it for FINALLY Aufing Blake! YAY! That kid was in way over his head.