This late night personality on a cable show is bored with his current show and wants to start a new one. It’s as if his show is just not enough about him! He wants a show where he can talk about his favorite moments of his life. Or maybe his own favorite things. Or his favorite songs from every decade of his life. Or the best things in his town. Or who he thinks are the hottest men he knows. Or his favorite haircuts he has ever had. Or his favorite restaurants. Or his favorite moments with his parents. Or his favorite drinks.
The sad part is he has enough pull to make this shit happen. The karmic part is, it will not bode well for him. His ego is out of control since he started renovating his apartment to double it in size. For God sake is it done yet? He is already overexposing himself. His social climbing is biting him in the ass (although he doesn’t know it). And the rich folks in his city are talking to me.
Bravo Andy
Andy Cohen to a T ( actually to a T.T ) he wants to be a housewife now?
Just what the world needs… more Andy Cohen. Nauseating. I know I won’t be watching.
I wonder when he will crash down to earth with the rest of us common people, he needs to get his shit in check. I so hope they do not give him this.
I still want to fuck this egomaniac with the wonky eye.
Oh, me too. Get in line! I find that if a guy is too annoying because he won’t shut up (like Andy), a simple remedy is to keep his mouth full. Full of…well, you know.
YES. Why do I find him so hot? I may move to NY…
You all make me sick. His secret bf is hot – Andy is not.
Who, pray tell, is his secret boyfriend?
No! No no no no no!
Oh, Andy. Even if this wasn’t about him, it probably would still fit him to a “t”
Honestly, I don’t really enjoy his show unless “bravolebrities” are on.
This is a test….
WHY ARE YOU PENDING??? I HATE THIS SHIT!
I have no idea why. I’m just the customer.
I did something different by signing in with the twitter icon below.
WHY DID YOU DO SOMETHING NEW? WHO TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING NEW? Um, actually, Michael said signing in through twitter worked for him. I have no fucking clue why this is happening. But it does seem to happen more to the regulars than the new people. I’d love to look into THAT but I’m dealing with Ad people.
I’ve checked the spam folder in between chatting with ad reps who want me to pick a new template an start over. (heavy sigh) and if this doesn’t straighten out I don’t know WTF to do.
I can’t push new content like I normally would because I am dealing with ad reps all day.
They say things like put this into your code. (which code? where in the code?I feel so useless it’s like they are speaking Chinese.)
I’m brainspent again. And then they are like…. be sure to keep your views above a certain point, And I’m like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I am spending ALL GODDAMN DAY TALKING TO YOU! I’m not pushing any new content! AND I HAVE TEA TO POST! But I can’t because I’m talking TO YOU!
I’m trying so hard…
My fault. Sorry.
It’s been working for me too by using my Twitter account with mt regular name. Now that I’ve said this it won’t work lol. Oh on on topic, it’s definitely Andy Cohen and his expanded apartment. Dead giveaway TT.
Well the comment worked but my proofreading prior to posting the comment didn’t. Guess that has to do with the fact that it is 6:48 in the morning and I haven’t been to sleep yet. So…my regular name not mt and Oh and on topic not Oh on on topic.
Holy shit, Tam! This one is GOOD! It has to be Andy Cohen! His head’s gotten to big for his own good…
I suppose people fawn over him so much at his gigs with Anderson Cooper that Andy thinks he is the greatest.
I don’t watch WWHL as often as I did. I am unfamiliar or uninterested in 80% of his guests anymore. They are people I would never watch in their show, not interested on Andy’s. I prefer Bravolebreties too.
I find Andy fairly normal, or am just used to his mannerisms when he is sitting down. Whenever he stands and moves at all, something about him strikes me as almost embarrassingly akward.
Ok. Is Andy envying the massive public attention Caitlyn Jenner is getting or his delusion of grandeur is playing a mind trick on him because his show is extremely boring.
This comes from Andy’s Facebook post – RADIO ANDY starts next Monday on Sirius XM 102 featuring Daily Shows from me, Sandra Bernhard, Bevy Smith and Lance Bass!
Oh, Andy!
No Mazel for you Andy, you twatwaffle!
Andy…… Sweetie…..
Dear Andy,
That is what Periscope and Youtube are for. Seriously no one gives a fuck.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
I blame his new pal Diane Von Furstenberg. I hear he wants to buy a yacht.
The point at which people start believing their own press is a sad one. I used to enjoy WWHL, and I liked Andy’s first book, At some point fame went to his head, just like it does with many of the housewives, and he became a caricature of himself.
I’m sad…I fear I agree with this too. Butbutbut….I LIKED HIM SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! And I don’t wanna stop…but even I can lose my crush of Katy Perry at Burning Man…they just become inaccessible to me at some point…lmao…like they were ever accessible to me. Tee hee.
I think Andy’s dog Wacka needs his own show. And I think his dog needs his own sidekick dog.
Ha. Just saw Welcome to Me with Kristen Wiig. Bipolar gal wins the lottery, stops taking her meds and indulges herself with a two-hour talk show devoted entirely to her, including reenacting scenes from her life when people hurt her feelings.
She starts every show being carried in on a swan.
Key element here: mental illness.
LOL I watched that movie with my sister while on vacation because she’s a big Kristen Wiig fan. She fell asleep and I was stuck trying to figure out if the movie was genius or a huge bore all by myself.
PS-TT, I am having no problem commenting, however…the site looks exactly the same to me as before except for a different header. I get the feeling other people are seeing more changes than I am. Maybe because it says I am still commenting using my WordPress.com account..?
Good luck and hang in there!
I watched it last week. Loved it.
TT, I’m so sorry this whole business is making you nuts and sucking the life out of you. We do appreciate the tea. Andy Cohen is disgusting…exploitative, opportunistic, a total narcissistic douche. And I don’t find him even remotely attractive. I don’t watch Bravo; I bailed on it after two seasons. But I love your blog; you’re much better entertainment than the vacuous fame whores who populate Bravo. I’ve seen a nice Disney movie ad up for two or three days. I hope this works out SOON for you. NOW would be good.
An ad from a beverage delivery company came up on another posting, but I could only see half the ad. Maybe it was because I’m on a IPad? At least it was an ad. Is there anything we can do to help?
Not a fan of Andy.
I get a Cinderella ad all the time on here.
I love Andy and he can do whatever the he** he wants in my book.
It sounds like Andy, but he is starting his XM radio show where he can talk about himself the entire time….
Hey Michael…who is Andy’s secret bf? I was under the impression that Andy has attachment to no one. Andy is in love with Andy.
Gross Andy. WWHL is already too boring.
This has to be Andy. Every year he’s gotten more confident and hotter. So I say, go for it! Even though it does sound like a vanity project, but so what? I’m not that interested in Andy’s personal life, but if I were in his position I’d do as much as I could, while I could! And when people are really bored with him, the show won’t get renewed.
I love me some Andy! WWHL was the freshest late night talk show on TV. Of course he’s got a big head, so what? I agree, he needs a new show and it needs to be an hour long. Hey rich people, jealous much?
Poor Andy. Not even an ounce of discreetness
Wow, I didn’t realize there was such an anti-Andy movement out there. Who knew? Use to watch WWHL but it is just boring now. How could he think he needs another show? Stick with the formula that works. I want to know who this secret boyfriend is. Please, someone spill!
Andy might be funny if he could say what he wants, problem is he would be trash talking his own network’s stars and potential guests. Not sure how he could get around that to do something interesting or funny.
Well, starting next week he has his own radio channel in which to narcissistically chatter 24/7 if he chooses. He has a daily show and two weeklies on the channel. Plus WWHL. Bets on which of the four shows will be dropped first?
My guess on this one would be AC also. Hang in there TT, this will all work out and you will be calm and sane again 🙂 As for getting on here, I gave up on using my usual name. I can get on just fine with my new name, so I will never go back……..unless TT moves again lol.
Just saw the first ad on the mobile site! Yay!
Andy needs a new format. He should call it “Takin’ out da Trash”. Who will be the star? Porsha? Sheree? Any other contenders?
#1 MeMeMeMeghan
Please. Thank you.
Any other least favorites? C’mon these housewives shows are sinking. Who is responsible the party?
Who else, Andy! TT he man is clueless about his self serving chatter.