I’ve been hanging on to this tea all weekend trying to get all the tea I could. It’s not much but it is interesting. Two things were going on regarding RHOA filming last week. Since the incident between Cynthia, Shamea and Porsha on the boat at Lake Lanier production has been trying to figure out how to fix things. Obviously, the best idea is to fire Porsha, at least from our perspective. However, word on the street is that Bravo is trying to avoid either Cynthia or Porsha from pressing charges. Essentially, if Porsha were to press charges, Cynthia would press charges as well and then we have the potential for two more criminal cases. My suspicion is that Kenya received some sort of deal not to aggressively pursue Porsha’s prosecution from last year. I’m not so sure things went as well for her second arrest.
As a result of the incident on the boat, it seems that Porsha may be rewarded for her behavior, simply because Bravo wants to keep her from bringing more negative attention to the show. It doesn’t make sense to me, but I’m told that is the thought process of production. So basically, her bad behavior has been rewarded with the possibility of a peach.
Currently, Cynthia, Kim, Kandi, Kenya, and Phaedra have secure (or as secure as they ever are) peaches. Here is the big news. There are still THREE people fighting for TWO peaches. Those three are Porsha, a new girl named Tammy (I have not heard a thing about her in WEEKS and now suddenly I’m hearing she is still a viable option) and…… fucking Sheree Whitfield.
I would not believe that Sheree was still an option since she has been selling shoes on Instagram and trying to get people to pay her $5 for a selfie with her. However, last week, the RHOA actually shot a new opening. It’s been a million years since they have had a new opening. And all EIGHT women were there. Everyone shot a single shot. Several versions of the group shot were shot. With everyone. I know that Phaedra did some shooting inside her house with just her and the boys last week for part of her opening.
Part of the reason they have not had a new opening shot in a few seasons is because of the hot potato game they continue to play during filming with the peaches. This season, it seems production continues to follow the “film everyone, doing everything and see what works” approach. I don’t really think that is a bad approach. It leaves the with the ability to do a new open no matter who they choose and regardless of what the storylines ends up by being.
The other thing is that of course Cynthia is not getting demoted. I told you that story was false weeks ago. In fact, her storyline is going to be about the issue with Peter being caught on film looking quite intimate with another woman. There will possibly be some other situations he finds himself in as well and the focus will be on Cynthia and Peter working things out. Or not.
Okay, that’s the tea. I hope that this Tammy girl works out well. I am not ready for Sheree Whitfield to end up back on my screen. Especially since I hear she is getting only much better with Sheree recently. I don’t want Kenya to end up having to deal with Sheree once she turns on her. Oh and Marlo was not at the opening shootings.
P.S. Apollo is getting fan mail in prison. When he does he interacts with them and asks them to put money on his books. Who is surprised by that? Is Phaedra not keeping him in Ding Dongs and magazine subscriptions? There is a limit to how much they are allowed to have and to spend on commissary per month.
I’m still hoping our Sheree’ comes back with a peach. It would make a great story line if Sheree’ took the money she made from the $5.00 photo ops and was sending it to Apollo in jail. Phaedra would explode.
Oh my lawd is that Tammy Rivera from Love and Hip Hop fame? Waka Flaka’s girlfriend? It can’t be her.
I sure as hell hope not.
—I’m thinking Apollo never has to worry about a shortage of Ding-Dongs in prison, regardless of his commissary balance.
—I’m ambivalent about the possible return of Sheree Whitfield to RHoA. On one hand, I don’t want that ratchet, cloying poseur on my TV screen ever again. On the other hand, if she does return, the opportunities for glorious schadenfreude will be endless. Just imagine her attempts to make a silk purse out of the sow’s ear of her life – she certiainly won’t confess her presently greatly reduced circumstances. She’ll try to convince us that sleeping on air mattresses and eating Great Value “cheese” single and Wonder Bread sandwiches is truly upscale and glamorous! Oh the success!
—Clever of them to shoot a new opening with every possible permutation of the potential peach-holders. Why didn’t they think of that two years ago?
Thank you for noticing one of the reasons I chose ding dongs. Also shooting the opening like that has them all scrambling for position and building alliances. 🙂 I just hate that (probably because of Porsha) Kenya is going to ally with Sheree. She has no idea what a mistake that is.
I just cannot picture Kenya friends with Sheree. I just cannot picture those personalities meshing. Hmmm…
Oh, I couldn’t overlook Ding-Dongs. I love ’em; both Hostess and…uh…not!
I like to think that Kenya is smart enough to know the score re: Mrs. Whitfield and is merely implementing strategy. What’s that saying about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer? Well, here’s hoping anyway.
I was only interested in having Sheree back on to terrorize Nene while Nene was part of the cast. NOBODY could get on Nene’s level and get up her ass like Sheree could.
Now that Nene is gone, I don’t see the purpose.
Sheree left a bad taste in my mouth when she started bringing people like TT to court over petty BS.
I can’t stand her poor attitude. She is just a negative person. I never liked her. Its like a dark cloud follows her.
I do not want Sheree back so I am thanking Jesus in advance.
I really want Sheree to come back! She is an idiot and I would love to hear all her excuses why Cheateau Sheree is not yet occupied. I haven’t watched ATL in a few years, but I would watch again if she was on.
I agree with ericzku… The schadenfreude opportunities would just fall in our laps.
One question… I read on a different post that Kim Fields is a housewife now. Is that Kim Fields as in Tootie?
Yes, Tootie!
That cartoon is fabulishous! Kim and Nene made me snort!
I just took a closer look at that drawing. You are right! That really is good… You can pick out each housewife easily.
I was so glad to see Sheree go, but will forever thank her for the glory that was her ‘Who Gonna Check Me Boo’ freak out. That was as delusional and ratchet as it gets and I loved every insane minute of it. I would love to be able to work ‘I’m a top level executive and you better respect my top’ into conversation at the office.
And f&#$ing Sheree Whitfield, lmao. I’m hoping porsha is only FOH but Carlos loves her so well see. I’m hoping Marlo is an official FOH and gets testimonials.
NO! Not Sheree!
LOVE the cartoon pic!
Has any of Apollo’s fans put money on his jailhouse account? They are probably dumb enough to…….because, TARDS!
I hope ALL of Peter’s dirty laundry is aired……as well as Phaedra’s.
BTW TT, I finally see one ad on here…..progress!!!
If Andy had any sense he would pick off two of the three, right between the eyes. Why waste peaches?
* with the fruit. Reads so awfully. Oh great and powerful TT please moderate and delete this.
Bravo needs to start a new show with the worst of the Housewives all together.
With all the giant egos in that group, I don’t know if I could handle it.
And do it Survivor style! Now that would be some funny TV!
Bad Girls Club for the Over 30?
Are they thinking to bring back sheree the way they brought back bethanny. Because that is not the same thing by far.
I did like watching sheree telling people off and her delusions are fascinating. Unlike Sonja I know sheree doesn’t believe her delusions and is just lying to save face or to try to fit in. But I don’t feel any need to see her full time.
Strange that I’ve lost my taste for peaches, oranges, apples…somebody better have e really good tomato.
Porscha or Sheree. The answer is clearly Porscha. At least she is too dumb to ever cause any real damage to anyone. Sheree is a snake. She will be all ‘I’m the OG, Kenya give me the crown’. Yuck.
wut? Porshia is pretty much the only housewife to actually cause “real damage” to anyone. Like, multiple people.
And she was arrested while repeatedly calling a cop an asshole while driving on a revoked license. Bravo clearly loves it. When she goes to prison, RHOA will go on hiatus.
Not to people I care about. Sheree fucked with someone I care about. Those ladies sign up for the bs, TT did not.
Noooo! I’d take Sheree Before Porsha ANY DAY!! Posha brings NOTHING and is justana quite dumb… at least Sheree is entertaining. She takes NOONES shit!
OMG…more libary, more jury to be worn, more delusional business enterprises, more IRS, more builders being interviewed on the grounds right where we left off. Wonder if she’s still going to push for a skating rink? Yeah, I’ll watch. Ratchet assed Atlanta is my least favorite franchise, but SW and Tootie might be too much to resist.
Thank you!!! I thought the Kim Fields Tamara referred to was Tootie, but wasn’t sure.
Musical chairs at RHOA. Where it stops nobody knows. lol.
Sheree? Whitfield?! Of “Shit by Sheree” fame? Just no. Please Bravo. No.
Why cant they just get rid of Princess THOT already? How many people does the underground railroad ticket collector need to attack?
Oh wow, I forgot about Apollo. I miss laughing at him since he’s gone asunder but not enough to put one penny in his commissary account.☺
WHEW! “Gone asunder!!!”
Fire Porsha and nix Sheree. We need new blood on this show to make it interesting this season!!
Uh oh. Why have I been assigned to the WLS section? ? It is scary up here with all the brandiloons. They dont seem happy to see me.
At the end of the day, Apollo needs his ding dongs.
You know, Apollo could be making a prison workout video and come out of prison rich as can be! They could even give him a peach and put him in Porsha’s place!
I’d gladly watch Sheree over Porsha but I don’t want Sheree to profit just because Porsha is a violent, skanky thot. Was that too mean? I just can’t with Porsha anymore (she brings out the evil in me).
Thanks TT , the artwork is every thing and extremely funny.The producers of this show are the worst indecisive bunch. I skip this coming season and wait for your recaps
The village will be missing a delusional idiot this season so they are bringing Sheree in to replace it? And if Cynthia wants to milk the Peter is cheating storyline like Shannon is, then I am leaving Bravo forever. It’s a great way to ruin a perfectly good housewife.
I can’t believe they are keeping Porsha on the show??? I guess she will have to seriously hurt someone before they get the message!! I’m hoping Bravo is not desperate enough to bring someone from Love and Hip Hop on the show…geez. And Sheree??? are you kidding me? I’m going to pour a little something in my tea this morning..smh
Thank for the TEA TT…you’re the best!
Nooooooooooooo Sherree as regular cast. I didn’t see Marlo on this new list and am happy.
Y’all are always asking for comments from window lickers, so here is one from Connied68 this post
” Tamara Tartles, I read this post and I am sorry I did. All of tour commentary is to totally one sided. You are so anti phaedra, zporscha, Nene, an tone that is connected to Nee. In other words if you r not a psycho name Kenya you have nothing good to say. Lies all lies, I do not know why people read this trash that you write..”
I am amazed that she thinks she can read.. 🙂
Lol. I had to read this three times. I still don’t understand. I really wish you feature more. Lol
? Thanks, Ms. “Tartles”
I prefer when they call me Tamara Fattles. I almost wish I had named the blog that.
WOW!!! ???
I do enjoy a good WL comment every now and then.
I’m surprised no one has made the connection that Kim B clearly stated that she’d return for appearances if Sheree was back. I think Kim threw Sherree a bone for the serious consideration of a peach.
I hope Tammy from love and hip hop is not gonna be added. She was just on this season fighting another girl. I’m so tired of seeing all these grown woman putting their hands on each other. It’s such a poor example of how we settle our problems. I know it’s all for TV but if these producers think that that’s the thing that keeps us interested in watching these shows they are wrong. I’d much rather see their accomplishments and fun sides. Prime example Don’t be tardy and Manzo’d with children. Good shows that aren’t about everyone fighting and trying to one up each other, cheating husbands or ratchet behavior. It’s not just the Atlanta housewives either.
I think they should bring Josline (don’t know if that is the correct spelling) from Love & Hip Hop to check Porsha and Sheree (and Nene too if she was still there) Josline would “clean house” Puerto Rico style. I don’t think Porsha would recover from that. And that ’68 person above from the wls………smh Reading (and writing) is fundamental.
Phaedra looks like a hot potato with a hat on in that picture. lol I hope She by Shebroke doesn’t return. What would be her storyline? How she’s been scrounging for coins since RHOA? The candidate pool must be slim because either no one wants to be associated with that franchise or the pay must be horrible.