It’s time for more Real Housewives of Orange County! This season is starting to feel long to me. I hope we can have an upbeat episode. But I’m not optimistic.
Meghan is an idiot who does not know how to cook boxed minute rice. Who buys that shit in the first place? I’m not even going to recap the shit coming from her mouth.
Heather and Shannon meet to day drink and talk about the sex party from last week. Neither of them are being particularly supportive of Vicki because she pointed out that Meghan’s marriage is shitastic. It’s odd to me that Shannon is suddenly, supposedly the next day being supportive of Meghan to a certain extent. Does she not remember #CharityGate2015? And now she is BFFs with Heather? Is this the twilight episode?
Oh god. Not Briana and Ryan. I hate them both. A meddling, entitled daughter and her dickhead husband. At least there is the potential for them all to get blown to Kansas by a tornado. You know what to do in a tornado? Go out to dinner. Don’t even think about getting in your storm shelter.
As if things could not get worse, we have to have the Tamra finds Jesus stuff this episode. Tamra confesses to her preacher that she had a sex party. And she made a sex tape. She is worried she can’t have sex parties anymore. Because, you know, Jesus and stuff. Ya think? The preacher dude, is all like, no biggie. The Bible is more of you know a suggestion. Whatever you do, you can just ask for forgiveness! Whew! Anal beads and dildos and sex parties on national TV are still A-Okay for Jesus Jugs 2.0.
Briana’s I Hate Oklahoma campaign continues. Ryan loves that Briana has no friends. Briana moves on to her Brooks is a terrible person campaign. I think Brianna is a terrible person.
Terry and Heather apparently have a skin care line. I’m so bored. Terry says they have invested a million dollars of their own money. Bullshit, says me. No one is that dumb.
Another inappropriate scene with the Beador children. Shannon is taking this scene as a do over for her birthday. Because in case you didn’t know, David cheated on her on her birthday the previous year. And this year her birthday was in a sports bar.
Brianna gets her choice of three Tahoes that all look the same to me as a birthday gift from Vicki. I’m pretty sure the car was a free promo from Chevy.
Tamra and Eddie go to dinner. Tamra confesses that she gave Ryan several thousand dollars for their rent. Eddie is pissed. He thinks Ryan should pay them back. Tamra agrees to make it a loan, but she doesn’t mean it.
I’ve had way too much Oklahoma. Brianna is coming for a visit, Brooks will be out of town. Vicki is pissed that Brianna is bringing up Brooks on camera. She tosses the cameramen out. Briana just on the whole Brooks doesn’t have cancer thing. She says if you have stage three cancer you don’t travel. I am not wanting to go through all of this again. I just wish this storyline would end.
This was a terrible episode.
Next week: More Brooks doesn’t have cancer stuff. Brooks and Tamra get into it. I really hate this season.