It looks like a paintball competition will play into choosing fabrics. Blake get to pick the first member of his team and the other team’s first member comes from the button bag. It’s Candace. For some reason Ashley is the last one picked. There is a boys team with Merline (who they picked over ASHLEY!) and the rest of the girls are together. Heidi and I are both mystified by this behavior. Ashley has won TWO challenges It was my homeboy who choose Merline! I’m not feeling him at the moment. Ashely is pissed.
Paintball looks painful. Ashley is the only person with paintball experience and she rocks. Blake stayed on the sidelines and never took a hit. The twist is the paintball jumper is their primary fabric.
Edmond already has a great idea. The guys are ready to go. The women are being women. Ashley is not giving her ideas because she is still butthurt. Ashley knows her team is scattered and unfocused and she doesn’t feel like her voice is being heard. The girls are in trouble. Candace is bossing everyone around. The men are working in harmony.
Tim tells the girls all they need are some bunny ears for their Easter Egg pageant. The girls try to regroup but things just get worse. All the girls hate each other at this point.
One of the girls whose name I don’t really know, the pretty, quiet black girl on the team (edited, her name is Laurie) tells Ashley that if they lose they are going to throw Ashley under the bus. What a bunch of bitches.
The boys’ dresses were all very nice. Even Blake has a pretty dress this week. It’s kind of a miracle. I’m not a fan of Merline’s side mullet but her team should keep her in. Edmond did another ball gown with a halter top. Very nice.
The girls are in trouble. I like Ashley’s look as much as one can like this color palette. It looks well made, but as we saw last week, that doesn’t seem to matter to these judges. Laurie is the girl’s name that tipped off Ashley. Her look is very pretty. I actually like the girls designs once you get used to the purple. Amanda has made another maternity dress but this one is a mullet.
The guys are all complimenting the hell out of each other’s work. The guest judges love Homeboy’s dress. The judges are over the moon. They do not name a winner. Instead they call out the losing team.
Candace comes out and makes up a bunch of shit about “their girl” being from San Francisco. Candace needs to go home for simply being a bitch. Amanda needs to go home for her look. Go Laurie! Call her on that shit. Laurie let’s the judges know there was never a clear vision. Candace lies and says that they did get along. Kelly Osborne goes on Candace a bit and so does Nina for trying to defend the whole San Francisco bullshit. Ashley says nothing until she is asked. She says it was a rough challenge, she was picked last and she felt excluded from the group Laurie sticks up for Ashley and basically in the kindest way said every else was a bitch. Kelly says that you have to have a thick skin in fashion.
Heidi calls out Kelly. And she also points out that Amanda made another maternity dress. Kelly O rips every single one of them. They even get called out on the nails. Kelly the stylist, Lindsey, Amanda and all do as Laurie said they would and through Ashley under the bus saying she has the worst look. This is very disturbing. What a bunch of bitches. Before they even get to Candice, Kelly O interrupts and says that this seems like a bitchfest where they all blame one person instead of taking any blame for the collection. Amanda shake her head as Kelly O. is talking. You know, Amanda, the fucktard with the maternity mullet dress. At that point, Candice throws Laurie under the bus saying she is not a fan of culottes. Because she knows the mean girl plan has been uncovered. Ashley is crying. Laurie is seething. Ashley and Laurie both say their least favorite is Amanda’s maternity mullet dress. Because OBVIOUSLY.
They do not choose a loser. They send everyone to stew in the waiting room. Blake redeems himself with me by sticking up for Ashley and calls the bitches mean girls. They deny it. Homeboy encourages Ashely to speak her mind. Merline seems to be crying too. This is not the kind of show I wanted to see today.
The guys go out to have a winner chosen, but I want to watch the camera in the waiting room instead. Oh it’s just the models out there with the judges. Everyone else is still in the waiting room. The top three guys are Edmond (aka my homeboy), Swapnil and Jake. I actually think Blake should be in top three this week in place of Jake.
Nina was the only judge that seems to have any sense at all when picking from the bottom. If these fucktard judges send Ashley home, Tim Gunn better save her or I am DONE.
Edmond, my homeboy wins again. I’m fine with that, but he needs to stop doing the same damn thing every week. Swapnil has shown more range.
The bottom three are Candace, Amanda and Kelly. YES! Candace and Amanda were bottom two. I’ve paused my DVR just to make their pain last a bit longer for me. I hope they BOTH go. But since only one can go, Amanda is Auf’d.