When I first got this tea I did not believe it. Rumor has it this former Real Housewife thinks going under the knife will help her be successful. The tea was she went to Mexico or Miami for the actual surgery because she was strapped for cash after a major down payment. This former housewife finds herself in Miami a lot but folks say she did not have the latest surgery there. At least not from a reputable doctor.
That explains a recent TV appearance where her breasts were WAY up high and totally not the ones we are used to seeing. They are HUGE now. She’s also spray tanning to the point of George Hamilton. Okay she is not but her new makeup artist…
They totally look like Mexican boobs.
Kim Zolciak
Claudia Jordan
I am guessing Lynn Curtin who is always dumb and always broke.
I LOVE Lynn Curtain! Is the air conditioning on? Dingiest housewife ever, but I thought she was hilarious… Such an airhead!
She made me laugh a lot too. 🙂
So dumb it hurts:)
And she was always George Hamilton orange.
So do we need to start a Go fund me to get NeNe a new bra? Those boobs looked huge, misshapen and uneven – must’ve been a cheapo Dr!
Methinks Nene would not need to avail herself of a spray tanning booth.
I hope it’s not Claudia
Please let it not be Claudia. She’s gorgeous already.
I would really LOVE it to be Jill Zarin!
It’s clearly Nene peeps. Go back and read TT’s other Nene posts. She’s handing you the answer. I haven’t seen Nene look good in a WHILE. She needs to fire her stylist/makeup artist/hair stylist etc….
NeNe spray tans?
I was thinking NeNe ’til I aww the spray tan part.
Brandi? Is she spending time in Miami in court?
Hmmm. I said Melissa Gorga but you may be right.
Brandi Glanville
Huge is not Brandi’s style.
Definitely Nene.
She just purchased a new house which I assume required a large down payment because…….no stable job and bad credit.
She was recently in Miami.
The rest can be found in the recent Fashion Police post…..the odd looking tits and the too dark make-up (which I am sure is the result of the feedback when her face used to be half white with make-up making her look like she had a beard).
It’s Kim zolciak!!!
Of course is Nene! Last night she looked like a Cow ready to be milked! And those super sprayed legs!
Maybe Brandi felt the need to boost her boobs to offset the marble implants in her face…lol ~ Mexican boobs.
LOL marble implants. totally agree with that comment
Claudia is in Florida a lot, right?
I was also thinking Nene until the spray tan part however she was talking to Guiliana about a spray tan and her skin does look very even and bronzy. I don’t understand why Nene would have her boobs done again. Plus they looked quite saggy.
Gulianna was discussing GiGi’s spray tan at the VMA’s and referenced that she (Gulianna) likes a good spray tan for herself.
Phaedra!!
Y’all need to check the new Fashion Police recap if you can’t figure this one out!
Exactly!!!! That is what I was gonna say….”Nene for sure! Hello…Fashion Police Much? Read TT story on it.”
I actually like Nene. She makes me hate myself for saying that whenever I watch her (because she needs to be humble and she acts out like a 6 year old), but for some crazy reason I do! Doesn’t she have enough money to go to a REAL doctor? Maybe she wants to get on Botched?
I am thinking its NeNe
Could be nene. Black women spray tan to even out complexions.
The tea is hot and sweet in ATL. I just heard that Cynthia Bailey kicked Porshas ass while they were filming- Please Jesus/ Allah/ Buddha… let this be true- sweet, sweet Karma,. Can anyone confirm this???
For sure Mrs.Beirman (Sp?) Kim Zolciak if ya nasty! ?
I also say Kim. She goes to Miami for her surgeries, her boobs are ginormous, and her makeup artist is…uh….not good.
It’s just the down payment part that is throwing me.
Kim had her boobs done last year.
TT my brain is exhausted at the moment trying to guess who this housewife is but I will stick a dollar bill on Nene .
My comments are either awaiting moderation (Fashion Police) or have disappeared altogether, if they’ve been past comments. Have I misbehaved too much or is it due to the new format? Since posting is very new to me, please excuse my uncertainty.
Bouji… things are a little glitch since the move to the new host. Some comments made on the old site after the transfer will not show up. Also, the new site is still getting to know everyone and some things are randomly moderated.
Some people still can’t see the site. I’m on it. I’m also on the RHOA tea. I just have a lot going on right now.
Don’t know why but Kelly Bensimmon is the one that pops into my head. Except I have no clue what her financial situation is at the moment. But then again, I can’t picture her wanting large boobs. But I can picture her tits up to her throat for some reason. Celebs, no matter how small, get scared as they get older and do some weird shit to their bodies.
Thank you, Tamara, for taking time to explain when you’re busy with so many things. When noticing that my BB comments went away, I got concerned that blabbing on my part had done me in.
Fresh tits. Sounds like a snack, a la George Carlin.
Best to you on working out the kinks on your new site. Am enjoying your new home!
Adriana de Moura
I think it’s Kim – she and Kroy went to Cabo for their “honeymoon” back in June or July
I like what you’ve done with the place TT, esp your new tag line 🙂
I saw an ad on the subway for boob jobs for 4900 with a payment plan in NYC. How hard up for cash must you be to go to Mexico to pay for a boob job considering they can put them on your back or you can die on the operating table with no recourse? Like how cheap is cheap to take this risk?!
Kyle?
She’s not strapped for cash and I seriously doubt she’d go to Miami.
OMG ya’ll PLEASE go read TT’s fashion police post. She’s giving you the answer. You’re making it was to difficult!! ??
OK I followed your instructions and went over to the fashion Police post and the only Housewife was Nene, Weird she would need to have self tanning all the time LOL, Didn’t know she blew threw all her money already either. What’s the scoop on that ?
She put a huge down payment on that ridiculous house she purchased while she had no job…
I can’t imagine NeNe spray tanning. Can you?
Oh dear — in moderation and got killed by spell check. That last line should have read “you’re making it way too difficult!! ??”. Maybe commenting is too difficult for me!! Ha!
I’m guessing Nene, she’s the only one who’s put up a huge down payment lately. And she does spray tan, probably for sheen and even skin tone.
GRETCHEN ROSSI…
TAMARA AND HER GAY-BAND EDDY
If it said face, I’d say Kim. Just saw her on good morning America and was shocked. Not sure if it was really bad highlight and contour makeup (you could actually see the dark streaks) or bad surgery or a combo. She looked more like dolly Parton than she did Kim z.
She needs to fire her makeup artist. Stat.
“Strapped for cash,” spends a lot of time in Miami, didn’t get her last surgery there, spray tan. Has GOT to be Melissa Gorga.
Oops, misread “latest.” Thought it said “last.” So my thinking was: Rumor has it that she got her “last” boobs by way of favors in a parking lot? Thought that was a “hint.” Oh geez, never mind. I changed my mind anyway. Someone upthread made a good argument that it’s Brandi and that makes total sense to me. Therefore, I say Brandi. (Melissa is my second guess.)