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You are here: Home / RHOBH / Brandi Glanville / Joanna Krupa Must Prove Her Vagina Does Not Smell Bad in Court!

Joanna Krupa Must Prove Her Vagina Does Not Smell Bad in Court!

August 27, 2015 by tamaratattles 118 Comments

Drunk Brandi

I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live.  It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.

Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.”  But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.

Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money.  Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden.RHOMjoannasleptwithamillionpeoplegif

TMZ has released just one of what I suspect are many questions intended to plumb the vast and deep depths of the plaintiff’s vagina regions.

“Brandi’s lawyer has fired off a series of written questions which Joanna must answer under oath, notably:

“Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless.”

It would seem Brandi and her attorney are going down a path that could lead to some interesting courtroom testimony … and demonstrations.”

I really hope one of my LA spies is available to sit in the courtroom for this one.

What do you guys think about this? Will there be a smell test? I really want there to be a smell test. I love when the plaintiff gets stuck in these situations.

It reminds me of Parks v Stanton where Angela Stanton is all ready for a trial, and yet, the plaintiff, Ms. Parks keeps on delaying. I know she expected Angela to fold buy now but that is NOT going to happen.  You really don’t want to miss a single post about that case, click here for the list of posts.

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  1. NeverBeenJaxed says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    I ROARED when I read this. I think I actually peed a little because, #MenopausalMama. Wish I was in LA to sit for this one.

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    • Maisey says

      August 30, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      Brandi is very proud of having a period.

      You should try one too.

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 30, 2015 at 5:55 pm

        ​LOL.

        I deleted Sammi’s slanderous and ridiculous post. On the off chance Brandi’s attorney already saw it and wants her IP and email to take her to court, I’d be happy to share…

        On Sun, Aug 30, 2015 at 3:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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        • Maisey says

          August 30, 2015 at 6:38 pm

          Ah Hell, TT…..

          Without Sammi’s run- on rant about Brandi, my period comment makes me look a crazy person.

          Oh well…….it was damn funny.

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  2. Anastasia_Beave says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    This is SO embarrassing.
    For every single person involved.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      August 27, 2015 at 4:07 pm

      For our whole legal system. This actually makes me sick. What a bunch of clowns. Man oh man these two deserve each other. This is all some kind of bad dream.

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    • Pip says

      August 27, 2015 at 4:08 pm

      Totally! How humiliating! Just drop it already.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      This request is almost worse than the original accusation. As a member of the medical/legal profession I am embarrassed that an attorney would even put this question to someone. How can you prove a negative? Is she supposed to go into court bare her private parts and let the jury each take a whiff? Brandi is a crass, dirty, creep for doing this.

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:32 pm

        ​If you are suing someone for saying that your vagina stinks, then you will be asked about the scent of your vagina in court.

        I do not get why this is shocking news to anyone.

        The defense to slander is truth. Unless the plaintiff knew or should have known that what she said was false, she has no case.

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  3. lisamia says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    This is hilarious. I wish I could quit my job just to go watch the show.

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  4. spk says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    Petty, childish, malodorous — the entire thing stinks. Please stop the insanity. Andy must be on his knees, somewhere on a NY sidewalk saying “hallelujah, payday.”

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    • Simone says

      August 27, 2015 at 3:35 pm

      I don’t know which is worse..the one who started this or the one who will not drop it and let it go…embarrassing as F&@k Ladies

      Reply
  5. More Tea Please! says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    Scratch and Sniff Reference cards have probably been ordered for comparison…Trout, Flounder, Grouper, Shrimp, Crabs…

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    • NeverBeenJaxed says

      August 27, 2015 at 4:11 pm

      You forgot Snapper 🙂

      Reply
      • Gingersnap says

        August 27, 2015 at 6:53 pm

        …and allow me to add the Whiff, the Deep-sea smelt, and my personal favorite, the White Croaker 😉

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        August 27, 2015 at 7:15 pm

        Gross.

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      • calipatti says

        August 27, 2015 at 7:22 pm

        hilarious

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    • puravidacostarica2 says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:25 am

      Salmon, tilapia, squid, halibutt, octopuss, and let’s not forget a Chinese delicacy — sea slug.

      Reply
  6. belladonna says

    August 27, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    Sorry this is not about fishy vajayjays, but I wanted to give a heads up that part three of the rhonyc reunion is on tonight. I was surprised to see it as Thursdays are for Project Runway.

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    • katek says

      August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm

      cannot wait for part three of rhony. my fav. made early dinner;
      and now the men are on their own. locking myself in my bedroom.
      love bethenney, her acerbic humor is just my style. big city girl

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      • katek says

        August 27, 2015 at 6:36 pm

        oh, and yes re: the two bimbo’s brandie and joanne. sorry, but
        I vote for brandie as most offensive. she is the true bottom of the
        cesspool. she just cannot stand anyone prettier than her. newsflash
        she is really ugly, inside and out. no man will ever marry her

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      • calipatti says

        August 27, 2015 at 11:17 pm

        Katek whoa, “no man will ever marry her”, is that a goal?

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  7. Tina B says

    August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    These’s ppl really need to grow up wth this childish Bullsh!t.

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  8. therealdeb says

    August 27, 2015 at 4:08 pm

    This is great, you cannot make this shit up. How do you prove or disprove? My god the possibilities are endless, this would be so great with a bowl of popcorn and a cocktail. Is there no level to which some of these women will stay above? I do love a good shit show, let the games begin.

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    • erikainhb says

      August 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm

      I know! This is kick ass entertainment! I would love to see this go to trial, though admittedly appalled to the waste of time of the legal system, the sheer entertainment value overrides my other (appalled) sensibilities. Can you imagine?! The expert testimony! The witnesses! Mr. X, have you smelled the plaintiffs vaginal/vulva area? Do you know what smelly fish actually smells like?

      Someone should parody this to ‘Smelly Cat.’
      Smelly Vag. Smelly Vag.
      Isn’t she cleaning you?
      Smelly Vag. Smelly Vag.
      It’s not your fault.
      (Allegedly

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      • therealdeb says

        August 27, 2015 at 9:11 pm

        I know, it makes me giggle out loud and I love it. I totally can see it and Joanna having Roman say it isn’t stinky

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      • Smitty says

        August 28, 2015 at 5:01 pm

        And, isn’t the pleasantness or offensiveness of the odor just the opinion of the person doing the sniffing? LOL Will the judge and jurors line up to give her the sniff test? Will the verdict be based on a majority vote? Will the defense employ a professional expert vagina ‘smeller’? What is stinky to one might smell light and fresh to someone else. LOL Gawd, what a tangled web of nonsense all of this is. I’d love to be in LA and sit thru the testimony.

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        • lori says

          August 28, 2015 at 7:59 pm

          Yes. I was gonna say the exact same thing but was to lazy to type it.

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    • puravidacostarica2 says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:19 am

      Shit show? No, that’s another malodorous region. 🙂

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      Comedians everywhere are celebrating future stand-up routines. I wonder what Brandi smelled like when she meandered down the street with her tampon hanging out?

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  9. teecee66 says

    August 27, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    I have to disagree with you. I know you’re shocked. Joanna HAS to keep this going! Because of the simple fact that the mention of her name or sight of her face instantly conjured up “smelly vagina” in my mind and in others’. No amount of denial can change that, can it? So her only hope is to make people hear it so much that they are desensitized and the shock and novelty have worn of. It’s already worked that way for me. Think about it.

    And really, if Brandi’s “lawyer” actually wrote those questions and is REALLY using the strategy thT her parts do in fact stink, they should be disbarred and sued as well. That’s some fucked up shit right there. Arrogant and crude. Which should be on Brandi’s headstone. Soon hopefully.

    Further, Mohammad and whatersface (“I have lymes disease oh wait it’s just my fake jug leaking never mind” — can we call that lames disease?) should be seriously pissed at Brandi for allowing this to keep going. It’s an embarrassment to them and their children. A classless whorey spectacle.

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    • Josie says

      August 27, 2015 at 6:48 pm

      I adore you TeeCee66. Loved this post.

      Reply
    • Micheal says

      August 27, 2015 at 9:53 pm

      …I agree.

      Reply
    • french says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:45 am

      Totally agree!

      Reply
    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      AGREED…..well said.

      Reply
    • Crywolf says

      August 28, 2015 at 4:31 pm

      I totally agree Teecee

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  10. JoJoFLL says

    August 27, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    Wow! I am clotheslined by this.

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  11. captain eel says

    August 27, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Mohamed Hadid found it rancid and putrid compared to his usual fare so there’s no need to doubt it was one horrific rotten crotch that Krupa presented at that time and place.

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    • teecee66 says

      August 27, 2015 at 5:44 pm

      Except he says Brandi lied. That she made it up.

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      • captain eel says

        August 27, 2015 at 6:04 pm

        Yes, its a he smells/she says situation.

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        August 27, 2015 at 7:17 pm

        HA.

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      • puravidacostarica2 says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:22 am

        Or rather a he says/she smells situation.

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      • gessiewtf says

        August 28, 2015 at 9:09 am

        Actually, he was very adamant and very outspoken when he heard what Brandi said. he called her a filthy liar.

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      • lori says

        August 28, 2015 at 3:50 pm

        Yeah… I don’t get why that’s not enough to shut this shit show down.

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      • lori says

        August 28, 2015 at 3:53 pm

        Double slander.

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  12. Josie says

    August 27, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    This line of her lawyer’s questioning would make sense if Brandi smelled it, said it and Joanna said it was slander. However, Brandi didnt say it. She said Mohammed talked about the smell of her vagina in front of Lisa. Both have already denied it.

    Brandi needs to prove THEY said it. If they repeat their denials under oath and Brandi has no other witnesses, Joanna has proven her case. Because the statement is so HORRIBLE and DISGUSTING that any reasonable person would agree that it meets the definition of slander.

    .

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2015 at 7:36 pm

      ​Actually, you are wrong. Joanna is going to have to prove that what Brandi said was a lie. Brandi has repeatedly said that Joanna’s parts stink. Brandi’s attorney much find some sort of proof of Joanna’s errr. scent.

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      • More Tea Please! says

        August 27, 2015 at 8:35 pm

        If Joanna was seen regularly by an Ob/Gyn they could produce medical records which had no mention of “off odors”.

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      • Josie says

        August 27, 2015 at 8:41 pm

        Oh so even though Brandi said that Mohammed and Lisa said it and both deny it, Jo has to prove she doesnt smell?

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      • Josie says

        August 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm

        More tea, also could you or would you be modeling underwear if you had a nasty smell??

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      • kkbella says

        August 28, 2015 at 6:59 pm

        I think it’s even MORE specific than that Ms TT. Joanna will submit interrogatories asking Brandi when/how many times she personally smelled Jo’s box, and details surrounding Brandi’s personal knowledge. If she has no knowledge, she is basing her statements on the words of others. Then uh oh. Fun at the courthouse.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm

          Actually, the fact that Brandi has never smelled said lady garden proves her side. She had no way of knowing if it was true or not. Still up to the plaintiff to prove it is not true. ​

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      • Serendipity says

        August 29, 2015 at 2:16 pm

        No Tamara. You are obviously ignorant about the law. Brandy said that Mohammed told her this bs and Mohammed has denied saying it. That is the issue

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 29, 2015 at 2:22 pm

          ​Oh I see. It’s not a slander case at all. It’s a he said/she said issue. We should inform the attorneys on both sides about this revelation. Clearly you know the case so well.

          Have a fucking seat.

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  13. caily says

    August 27, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    No way in hell the judge will allow that kind of questioning. Joanna will not be forced into proving anything about her vagina. And as far as your assumption that Joanna is keeping the issue in the news, check your own headings… they all revolve around Brandi.

    I realize you dislike Joanna over a completely different issue, but you’ve picked the wrong side this time.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2015 at 7:37 pm

      ​We shall see. Joanna will never win this case.

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      • Simone says

        August 28, 2015 at 2:36 pm

        I would think that it would be easy to get an obgyn wellness exam with a ” no foul SMELL” or no known medical condition is found that would create any foul odor..the medical opinion would be the only expert opinion here with this case. On the flip side i thought it was slanderous to say things about people that you cannot prove…weird legal angle to me.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2015 at 2:48 pm

          ​The doctor could only prove that her parts didn’t smell on the day of the office visit.

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    • Matzah60 says

      August 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm

      When you sue someone in a civil case, the proof of the burden is on you; in this case, on Joanna Krupa. I dislike Brandi, but I feel a little sorry for her. I despite Krupa. Allegedly and also alluded to on the RHOBH or Miami, not sure, that Krupa was the mistress that broke up Yolanda’s marriage. Yolanda always talks about how “Brandi has her back” so she has Brandi’s back. My guess is that Brandi made that statement on behalf of Yolanda as a gesture of ‘friendship’ and loyalty to Yolanda.

      Mohammed is a womanizer, IMO, and he is a dirty business man. He is allegedly being sued by multiple people and I find him creepy. That’s just the way I feel and I am sure there are plenty of people who like him, but in my mind, I can almost picture him making that comment about Krupa. Whether he said it to Brandi is up for grabs.

      I agree with TT that Krupa will lose. Brandi may have been an asshole for making the statement but Krupa actually sounds crazy for suing Brandi for slander because she said her pussy smelled; even crazier than Brandi.

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  14. Riley says

    August 27, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    The world has gone mad.

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  15. Josie says

    August 27, 2015 at 7:21 pm

    So Mohammed the billionaire was standing in his multimillion dollar home, having a cocktail party, drinking rare wine and thought that appropriate cocktail party chatter was to discuss the smell of one woman’s vagina with two OTHER WOMEN? Seriously?!

    I would be disgusted. I sure wouldnt run on national TV and repeat it not once but TWICE.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2015 at 7:38 pm

      You seem to think very highly of Mohammed.

      He’s plenty capable of such talk. ​

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      • Queen of the Nile says

        August 27, 2015 at 8:14 pm

        I totally believe he would have made that kind of comment about Joanna.

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      • calipatti says

        August 27, 2015 at 11:53 pm

        TT, I agree. He does seem to be exactly the type of man to say that.

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      • alexa2626 says

        August 28, 2015 at 12:31 am

        Lord knows Mohammed has allegedly had enough variety of women to ascertain odoriferous from unscented. Allegedly (we have a few mutual friends) he’s a great guy in many ways, but a real dog when it comes to women. Allegedly! I’ve heard alleged stories. I could see some talk happening.

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    • Josie says

      August 27, 2015 at 8:32 pm

      I believe men say the grossest things about women. It is called locker room talk. I can see any man saying it to another man. If Brandi said she heard him say that to his male friend then yes, I would believe it. At a cocktail party full of people and to say it to Lisa who he very much admires and respects, no. I think he would want to appear very much the gentlemen…whether he is or not.

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  16. Psylocke says

    August 27, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    If you can post the dates and times I will be there in a fucking second.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 27, 2015 at 10:03 pm

      ​I doubt it will get that far, Pysch. I may fly out myself if it does.

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  17. Josie says

    August 27, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    We should all consider ourselves lucky to never have the misfortune to come across Brandi Glanville in real life. I know that had she not driven a wedge between Kyle and Kim that Kim would still be an alcoholic but she may not have imploded.

    I would like to see Brandi learn her actions have consequences. And the money goes to help animals. Fine with me. I will root for the dog shelters rather than more money spent on those cheeks that look like they are storing nuts for the winter.

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  18. katimir2 says

    August 27, 2015 at 9:15 pm

    I don’t see how anyone can determine the level of stinky-ness of a vagina that would be tantamount to being offensive in a court of law in the first place. Stink will have to be defined here. There are plenty of things that people eat (including vaginas) that are veritably repugnant. There are cheeses, fruits (dorian) that would rival the funkiest of vaginas. How can you ask the court to determine what is stinky to anyone including vaginas that would rise to the level of a litigious offense. You stink I stink we all stink. It is far to subjective and I’m shocked that any lawyer thought it was actionable. It really boils down to sticks and stones. It’s almost like saying someone said I was ugly and now I’m going to sue them for slander. Sure, it’s an offensive thing to say, but, Brandy. Perhaps Joanne came from somewhere where funky vaginas is the ultimate shaming insult. The way she’s responding makes you wonder. This goes beyond frivolous and I would love to see the looks on the judge’s face when he has to hear this. He/she could take all of 5 minutes before they’re all their asses are thrown out of the courtroom.

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    • erikainhb says

      August 27, 2015 at 9:48 pm

      Excellent point! What is stinky to one person may not be to the next. I’m a big ol’foodie but I cannot tolerate the smell or taste of truffles. I bought was apparently some great Truffle Salt in France on vacation and gave it all away to other foodie friends most of which lived it only one other didn’t as did I.

      That said..’smell’ can be subjective. Can you really sue someone who says you stink? Maybe you do stink to them. Another person at the same time may say you don’t stink. Hmmm…

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      • spk says

        August 28, 2015 at 2:00 am

        Ohhh I love truffle salt. Love.Truffle.Salt.

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    • puravidacostarica2 says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:42 am

      Besides why is Joanna worried about it? Unless she doesn’t have regular sex with her husband (at least not often enough for him to notice a smell or not) or is worried about a loss of future (cough) clientele allegedly.

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  19. Nonwin says

    August 27, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    Lord please!!! Take me now

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    • Riley says

      August 28, 2015 at 8:23 am

      Ask him me for me too.

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  20. J.D. (@JaMailMail) says

    August 27, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    hahahahahaha I can’t handle this mess.

    I’m praying to the Bravo gods that Joanna continues on with this fruitless task. I hate her so much.

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  21. CB says

    August 27, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    To me.. Joanna is going to make her PAY.. LITERALLY.. with the attorney she hired.. then switched to a pro bono lawyer… but any money that Joanna can get Brandi to spend will soften the blow of being ridiculed all over the networks… Brandi i would think would need to show a history of slander.. ex. lisa vanderpump and her talking about their bankruptcy which never happened. I DON’T BELIEVE 1 WORD from Brandi and i’m glad she has to take some of her day and appear in court.. she never shuts her damn mouth and i don’t blame Joanna for suing her for slander.. afterall she used a multi-millionaire’s “heresay” to attack Joanna … i personally don’t believe Mohammed said a word about it.. Brandi once again stirs the pot and WILL DO ANYTHING for attention. She’s a known Liar.. i hope she does have to pay … and Joanna can donate the $ to animal shelters… Brandi needs to be accountable for her insane life… geesh

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  22. CaliSteve says

    August 27, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    What should a Vagina smell like?

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    • hannahkingrose says

      August 27, 2015 at 11:55 pm

      Apparently CaliSteve sunshine, roses and Summer’s Eve lol.

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    • Maisey says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:14 am

      Sugared lilacs, ancient bourbon, Bergdorf’s perfume aisle, sweet, glittered unicorn breath mixed with heather, diamond encrusted sweet peas, heated hollyhocks, hot muddled cocoa, minted emeralds, cosmic lavender, ripe nectarines of the Gods and hot spiced honey.

      Any other questions, Stevie?

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      • hannahkingrose says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:55 am

        Lmao okay Maisey so I missed a few but you missed unicorn fur and frog legs.

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      • hannahkingrose says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:57 am

        Oops again you did say unicorn breath so I’ll have to change mine to sweet newborn puppy breath.

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  23. Maisey says

    August 27, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    Good Cod! I fish this was televised, I would totally tuna in. Once again, Brandi plays koi with the truth as this red herring flounders in the courts.
    And I really trout that Krupa will just skate by taking the stand. On that perch, she may have an “ahi moment” that she is in as deep waters as Glanville.
    What a load of Karp.
    Okay……I admit…..that smelt.

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    • katimir2 says

      August 27, 2015 at 11:52 pm

      I must say that was creative!!! Pretty good. 🙂 Now we need a mermaid to narrate all of that. lol

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      • fivecatsownme says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:38 am

        Just call Joanna Chicken of the Sea. Very funny Maisy.

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    • Gingersnap says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:05 am

      Maisey, you never fail to make me laugh! The Whiff and White Croakers are fish too, dammit!

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:21 am

      Maisey you are sick twisted fuck… and hilarious. I like you.

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      • Maisey says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:03 am

        Why, thank you. Thank you very much.

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  24. steve says

    August 27, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    TT, posts like this keep me reading even if i dont watch. The judge would have to allow questions of odor because it central to the case, wouldnt they? Watch this live might be more entertaining than a Snow White defense was

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  25. sequoia says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:01 am

    I wonder if the on I ‘did’ back in the 70’s was sour and that’s what turned me gay.

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    • Gingersnap says

      August 28, 2015 at 12:06 am

      Omg, LOL!

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    • hannahkingrose says

      August 28, 2015 at 2:02 am

      Who knows sequoia. You think? Lmfao. I know on the one occasion when I was sitting beside a female and could smell hers, it gagged me enough to get up and move. So…

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      • sequoia says

        August 28, 2015 at 10:25 am

        If we knew what Mohammad’s proclivities were after the alleged smelly kitty incident, we’d have our answer.

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  26. Tanya says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:21 am

    If something slanderous is said, does it matter if it’s true or not?

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    • calipatti says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:04 am

      nope, but you have to prove, have proof you were damaged in some way. Not just that you are mad or your feelings are hurt.

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      • fivecatsownme says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:36 am

        Me. Krupa will never be the poster girl for Summers Eve

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      • katimir2 says

        August 28, 2015 at 1:47 am

        You can’t slander someone with the truth…

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      • Tanya says

        August 28, 2015 at 11:13 am

        So does it really matter if Joanna’s lady parts smell bad? Isn’t it important that something inflammatory was said? I mean, it’s so ridiculous to try to prove/disprove this statement. The slander is that it was said. Sometimes slanderous statements can have a modicum of truth, but I don’t think it being true makes it ok to say.
        Just wondering.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2015 at 11:24 am

          ​Tanya, I think looking up the definition of slander in a dictionary would help your confusion. It would be a good starting point anyway.

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      • Tanya says

        August 28, 2015 at 11:34 am

        Tamara, perhaps you’re right! I really don’t want to ask my conservative late-60s lawyer uncle what he thinks…

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2015 at 11:41 am

          ​That seems excessive when a dictionary would do.

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      • calipatti says

        August 29, 2015 at 1:18 pm

        oops I was wrong. I was wrong assuming that damage was the only criteria. I forgot the words had to be false.

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      • Tanya says

        August 29, 2015 at 1:59 pm

        I looked it up. Now I understand. I can’t believe how stupid this is, on both their parts!! I do hope Brandi gets a lesson on shooting her big mouth off, though.

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  27. Josie says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:55 am

    The Honorable Judge Judy presiding.

    Ms Glanville I’ve read your defense and I am not going to let you and your internet lawyer make a mockery of my courtroom. Do you have any witnesses that can testify that Ms Krupka had an affair and broke up a marriage or that will testify to the vile things you’ve said on national TV. (turns to Bert) Bert, it is so disgusting that I wont repeat it.

    BG: Ummmm…er…no, no your honor.

    JJudy: Ms Krupka, I understand that both of your witnesses will testify that neither heard or said this statement. (Ms Krupka nods yes).

    Judge: (loudly) I find for the plaintiff. Ms. Glanville you opened your big fat mouth where you shouldn’t have. It seems you do that often. Even if I believed you, which I dont. There is something called slander and if you had half a braincell you woundnt have repeated it..let alone thinking you were being cute saying it on national tv!! You will pay 10 thousand to a charity of Ms. Krupka’s choice. I want a hand written apology to Ms Krupka on my desk by noon tomorrow for the humilation and stress you caused her. Bert will make sure she receives it. GAVEL COMES DOWN. Now all of you get out of my courtroom! Next case!

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  28. The Lady Cocotte says

    August 28, 2015 at 2:56 am

    I went to the coast today & for some reason it reeked of dead fish. It’s making this story particularly unpleasant tonight. Sigh.

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  29. TheBeast says

    August 28, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Totally Team JoAnna. At least she had the courage to stand up BG.

    BG’s lawyer is simply trying (and succeeding) to be an asshole. The questions will never be allowed.

    BG has to prove that Mohammed SAID such an awful thing. Her problem is that she said the Lisa Vanderpump had overheard it. Having both of them deny it was ever said is pretty damning to BG.

    I think JoAnna will win and BG will declare bankruptcy to avoid payment and then go whining after her ex husband to pay her bills. Except she’ll call it “supporting the children”, something she has never seemed to care about.

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    • SaraSally says

      August 28, 2015 at 9:28 am

      I wonder if they will use Krupa’s need for more sex & Ramon’s lack of desire storyline in court. This explains why his lap of interest & low sex drive. Sadly though, this was more likely a medical condition she was experiencing at the time. She probably had a communicable disease or yeast infection of some sort that needed to be remedied.

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      • TheBeast says

        August 28, 2015 at 9:36 am

        You are assuming that because BRANDI GLANVILLE said it, it’s true.

        Most things said by that irritating giraffe are entirely false. BG and the truth haven’t been close for a long long time (if ever)

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      • erikainhb says

        August 28, 2015 at 5:55 pm

        You gotta know Roaman’s likely going…. Honey, can you just let this go? It’s embarrassing.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 28, 2015 at 6:07 pm

          ​I just remembered, the lawsuit is in Miami. I can definitely go to that. I wouldn’t even have to stay over night.

          Also, I think the laws in Florida are better for the plaintiff. California is much harder to prove a slander case against public figures because they would be in court all day. I forget the details exactly but I looked into when I first found out he case was being tried in Florida.

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  30. katimir2 says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    You know Joanne should just sue for harrassment instead.

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  31. Bria says

    August 28, 2015 at 6:22 pm

    Oops ooh am falling off the spa table reading this hilarious story. This case needs a special spin on bravo because I will be watching with a bowl of ice cream. Both ladies are not the only folks crazy but the lawyers as well for taking on the case. What’s happening to the noble profession ?

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  32. Trinity says

    August 29, 2015 at 2:48 am

    Shouldn’t Joanna be suing Mohamed instead of Brandi since he is the one who originally said it?

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  33. Anon says

    August 29, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Does anyone know if there are any anti SLAPP laws in the state where this lawsuit was filed? I am really not sure if it would apply to this case even if there was, but wouldn’t Joanna have to prove more than if her privates were stinky, but that there was malicious intent in saying so (which I imagine is pretty hard to do)? Wouldn’t anti SLAPP laws protect someone giving their opinion about a celebrity, even if it’s distasteful and then Brandi would be able to recover the cost for her attorney fees to defend against a bs lawsuit? If someone knows more about this I would appreciate if they could explain because I’m rather ignorant about the subject.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 29, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      The suit is filed in Florida. They do have an anti Slapp law in place. Not sure how broad it is. Joanna has a better chance in Floriduh than CA but I think she knows she has no case.

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  34. beauxblue says

    August 30, 2015 at 11:18 am

    I almost imagine the late Johnny cockran standing before the jury proclaiming if the vagaina smells you must acquit.

    Reply
  35. katimir2 says

    August 30, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    I keep seeing the headline news: “KRUPA TWAT FOUND “NOT SMELLY”!! Defendant ordered to do 100 hours of community service cleaning zoo elephant dung. Defendant lawyer set to appeal. Sorry this thread is making me drunk.

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  36. BlueRobin says

    September 2, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    Just in case it doesn’t smell the day of court doesn’t mean it didn’t smell when Brandi made the statement. Good luck Jo-ho

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