I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.
Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.” But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.
Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money. Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden.
TMZ has released just one of what I suspect are many questions intended to plumb the vast and deep depths of the plaintiff’s vagina regions.
“Brandi’s lawyer has fired off a series of written questions which Joanna must answer under oath, notably:
“Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless.”
It would seem Brandi and her attorney are going down a path that could lead to some interesting courtroom testimony … and demonstrations.”
I really hope one of my LA spies is available to sit in the courtroom for this one.
What do you guys think about this? Will there be a smell test? I really want there to be a smell test. I love when the plaintiff gets stuck in these situations.
It reminds me of Parks v Stanton where Angela Stanton is all ready for a trial, and yet, the plaintiff, Ms. Parks keeps on delaying. I know she expected Angela to fold buy now but that is NOT going to happen. You really don’t want to miss a single post about that case, click here for the list of posts.