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Big Brother Recap: Who Will Return From the Jury?

August 27, 2015 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

Is Austin's Angels Still A Thing? Chop by Please Pass the Paxil.
          Is Austin’s Angels Still A Thing?    Chop by  Pass the Paxil.

So much going on tonight and  I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed.  I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow.  Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen.

The producers love “Judas.”  And I seem to have missed his nomination speech.  I really want to stay up all night and watch HOH, but I am fading fast.

Vanessa and Steve are pissed with each other after the veto. Vanessa is crying again. Even though she says that Zingbot just made up that she is playing The Crying Game.  Vanessa has added sunglasses to her stupid beanie. She is such a bitch for being so pissy with Steve.  Vanessa is trying to get back in with the Austwins.

Liz tries to confront JMac about outing the alliance. Because she is an idiot.  They didn’t put Vanessa on the block so fuck them. They have no alliance. Next  JMac tries to get Vanessa’s vote. JMac seems t think he can get Vanessa and Meg and James to save him. This will not happen.

Vanessa abuses Steve some more. Steve waffles. Vanessa acts like everyone should do her bidding. Oh yeah and she cries some more.  Then the twins talk to JMac and say that if he agrees to target the returning juror and not use the Austwins as a target.

All of this back and forth about JMac or Steve is ridiculous. You can never tell what will happen.

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Time for a hometown visit for James. His friends are all in camo shirts emblazed with #BB17HillbillyAsian.  Because of course they are.  James’ cat Gizmo goes fishing with them.  The girls say he will watch chick flicks with them.  None of them think he will end up with Meg. They really want him to align with someone better at comps than Meg.  Because, duh.

Everyone is dressed in athletic gear. Jmac gives his usual weirdo speech. Steve gives a speech that says he knows he is leaving. It was long, and cute. I just can’t do all that tonight.

Johnny Mack is evicted in a unanimous decision. THE CROWD GOS BATSHIT NUTS FOR JMAC!  He will probably win fan favorite. He uses his weird voice when talking to Julie.  JMac says that Austin and the twins are awesome. JMac said he just couldn’t win the comps and his alliances never held. He says he would have tried to work with Vanessa if he stayed.  All of his messages were really nice. JMac says, “Awww, Steve is so adorable.”  JMac says that if he goes back in the house he will go after Meg. JMac is in full on character mode.

OMG I am so exhausted. These commercials are killing me. In one of my college teaching jobs I ran a study lab where I had to help with all college subjects.  I ended up tutoring Calculus. I’d rather not do calculus, but I had to basically relieve my college nightmare to teach it. During that time, I would dream “in calculus’ it was exhausting!  This week I am dreaming about web design and blogging and code and stuff. I’m brain dead. Are we back from commercial yet?

We get a peek in the jury house. Becky arrived with her infected toe.  The jury girls get to see HOH and the OTEV comp.  I totally hope Jackie comes back for team Jeg.

Everyone goes nuts for the returning jurors. Thank God the HOH comp will be at the same time as the jury comp. This means I don’t have to stay up. If I go to bed early, I can get up early and recap RHONY before the site moves and all my admin stuff changes and I don’t know how to do anything anymore.

Oh lord, it’s endurance. Hanging from a rope while getting smacked around.

Off to watch the feeds until I fall asleep.

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  1. tamaratattles says

    August 27, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    just like that, it comes down to Jmac and Vanessa, They agree not to target each other an jmac drops (but is back in the house) and Van is HOH.

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    • lori says

      August 27, 2015 at 10:12 pm

      I couldn’t believe how fast that happened. J mac disappoints me.

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  2. tamaratattles says

    August 27, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    actually I think JMAC refused the deal and then dropped.

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    • lori says

      August 27, 2015 at 10:21 pm

      Oh shit, that sucks. Lmao I literally got on the feeds the second it ended, so I missed the convo, but the way they were acting it seemed like they had a deal. So Vanessa clearly heard him say no? Oh geez.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      August 28, 2015 at 10:28 am

      Why not just hand Vanessa the $500 grand check right now? They are all too dumb to realize that she is playing the best game. SHe sucks but I am still rooting for James.

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  3. Riley says

    August 27, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    That’s it..I can’t anymore.

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  4. KB says

    August 27, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    After voting JMac out they say all those nice things about him. I guess they thought he’d be in the jury house so they had to. Instead he’s back in the house…wow! I am so bummed Vanessa won after the way she treated Steve. I’m thinking they definitely didn’t want to vote Steve out because they knew America would’nt like the idea of someone as likeable as Steve being put out of the house. Especially after that awesome speech he gave. Anyway… Looks like Jsmes or Meg is going to go home next. That will be an easy eviction because no one on the their side of the house will care.

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  5. BeetsWhy says

    August 27, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    I just do not understand why Van refuses to target the AusTwins! She makes me crazy. Why did JMac turn down the deal with Van? I truly question the intelligence level of this cast.

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    • lori says

      August 27, 2015 at 11:24 pm

      I would have turned it down too. He had to just go for it in my opinion, unless he KNEW he was going to fall before her is the only reason he should have accepted a deal like that. He needed to give himself every possible shot of having the control. All or nothing. Roll the dice. I have respect for him that he didn’t accept her deal, but from what TT said above, it really sucks that he fell off RIGHT while he was declining her offer. Ugh.

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  6. GirlMe says

    August 27, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    So now Vanessa will make deals with everyone including the blowup shark.

    So sad to see James/John/ go home next week. But grateful I get to skip another week of Big Brother updates.

    James/John will go home this week:( with Meg out if either wins the veto.

    Twins & Austin safe again:o

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  7. sequoia says

    August 27, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    I you don’t get to NY for a day, or two, it won’t be the end of the world and I’ sure you’d have the support of the tattlers. Don’t drive yourself into the ground, it isn’t worth it.

    As for the recap; Girl, you crazy.

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    • sequoia says

      August 27, 2015 at 11:50 pm

      the keys on my 2007 laptop stick, what can I say…………

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  8. Bouji says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:08 am

    Vanessa, Steve and JMac are working together . Part of the arrangement between JMac and Vanessa is to pretend to be adversaries in front of everyone else. Vanessa has invited Steve to sleep up in the HOH room with her so that she “won’t be lonely.” Two people will be voted out next week, unbeknownst to the houseguests, and then things really begin to accelerate. I ‘ll watch with particular interest how the energizer cobra, Vanessa, and her friends Steve and JMac decide to work it.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 28, 2015 at 11:20 am

      Bouji, I didn’t think about the deal between JMac and Van about pretending they still hate each other. That probably does explain the reason that JMac didn’t take the deal and then suddenly “fell.”​

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  9. Lawstangel says

    August 28, 2015 at 1:13 am

    This is soooo sad. Vanessa is just an awful person. That whole alliance just sucks!

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    • gluedtothepc says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:56 am

      My favorite seasons of BB are when there are definite sides and they battle it out to the death, so this season is turning out to be a snore, with one alliance dominating most evictions. No twists or turns that keep things interesting either – everything is so predictable.

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  10. lisamia says

    August 28, 2015 at 2:16 am

    Thanks for the great recap, TT. Hope all goes well with the move.

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  11. The Lady Cocotte says

    August 28, 2015 at 2:38 am

    Vanessa is HoH & Jackie is still in jury. That’s too much bad news for one night.

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    • jen says

      August 28, 2015 at 11:21 am

      I completely agree Lady C

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  12. Urethra Franklin says

    August 28, 2015 at 3:19 am

    As usual, I fell asleep AGAIN while watching this episode. I woke up when the HOH comp was starting just as the show was ending. I immediately raced to my laptop to watch the feeds, and by the time I signed on the HOH comp was over. I couldn’t believe how quickly everyone lost that comp.

    Anyway you all know I’m a huge BB fan, but my I’m pretty much done with this season. Stick a fork in me. I haven’t watched the feeds since Monday. I think 97 days is way too much time, especially with this short bus group, and BB needs to go back to a 74 day run.

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    • hannahkingrose says

      August 28, 2015 at 4:01 am

      Totally agree UF. This whole group is in serious need of duct tape. Most of them are either short bus riders and need it, can’t shut up and their mouths need ito be taped shut, or they are pervs and their hands need to be duct taped behind their backs lol.

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  13. Riley says

    August 28, 2015 at 8:01 am

    I think it is one of the worst seasons ever, I long for the days of Dan’s funeral, AKA “Real Game Play” The only person to admire was James putting Shelli and Clay on the block. The Austwins are terrible, but it is working for them. One of those three or Vanessa will probably win. I think this is the dumbest group. Even Steve (and I really did like him) has gotten on my last nerve the way he is with Vanessa. Sooooo much ass kissing. Damn Steve! Grow a pair. I love BB. But this season really sucks!!!

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      August 28, 2015 at 11:43 am

      I think BB17 is one of the best seasons in a while, but only in terms of the live feeds; but I’m tired of them at this point because it’s all about the Austin/Liz Fingermance, and the boring awkward dorks Steve/John.

      The edited CBS version is ridiculously corny. Unfortunately the season’s most dynamic personalities & game players were voted out in the 1st 6 weeks, and now we’re left with the double dumb twins & The Finger.

      I would have so much more love of Vanessa’s game if she would just own her shit in the DR, and NOT try so hard to convince America & herself that she is playing an honest game with integrity. There is nothing honesty and no integrity in her game at all. I just don’t understand her mental disconnect from what we see on the live feeds to what she says in her DR sessions. I’m like BITCH WE CAN SEE AND HEAR EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. WHY ARE YOU SO DELUSIONAL? I blame her meds. She is bat shit crazy and smart at the same time.

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  14. Cheychey says

    August 28, 2015 at 8:28 am

    Just a thought but do you think the twins twintuition is good enough to take them to the end using Austin and Vanessa along the way to get them to the end together?

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      August 28, 2015 at 10:33 am

      If the twins and Austin wind up in the final three Austen is gone. Doesn’t he realize this? Does he think that the twins will betray one another?

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 28, 2015 at 11:22 am

        ​Austin is already planting seeds with Vanessa to break up the twins….

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  15. powerthoughtsblog says

    August 28, 2015 at 9:33 am

    I have watched BB since the beginning, but after watching the first show this season. I couldn’t watch anymore. Very thankful for the recaps. I would love to read that the twins are put up on the block against each other. That would be a great move!

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    • jen says

      August 28, 2015 at 11:24 am

      The twins drive me nuts. Get them out!

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    • bravocueen says

      August 28, 2015 at 11:52 am

      ^^ that would be a bad ass move!!

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  16. Bouji says

    August 28, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    So far, it looks as though James and Meg will be nominated , and the others are not forewarning them. Everyone else has agreed that they will battle it out together. Julia let Vanessa know last night that she is on board with getting rid of Austin. That is already , at minimum, 4 known votes towards that end. I’m sure that Vanessa, Steve and JMac have done the obvious math and are already after Austin but are not putting it in his face. This current setup can change somewhat if James wins POV, but Vanessa has lulled Austin into believing that if James (or Meg) win POV, she will put JMAC back on the block. Hey, maybe she will sacrifice JMAC again, but I doubt it. Meanwhile, down in my neck of the ocean, we are preparing for Erica, still hoping for the best.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      ​Yikes. I haven’t been following Erica. Last I heard she was slowing down and headed for ???Puerto Rico???

      Stay safe!

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  17. Bouji says

    August 28, 2015 at 2:18 pm

    Florida has declared a state of emergency, but a lot can happen before , such as weakening overland. Thank you, Tamara, for wishing us well. My immediate concerns are keeping the younger ones from being scared and making sure that they will be safe. Love to everyone!

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 28, 2015 at 2:28 pm

      ​When we have potential for bad winter storms here in Atlanta, we buy all the beer. That would be my advice. Buy all the beer. 🙂

      Keep us updated.

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  18. Lawstangel says

    August 28, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    Gosh I feel like I do not even want to watch any more. The twins are such bitches! Vanessa was in a tizzie last night because James & Meg did not congratulate her after she won HOH. Really?????They are all acting like a bunch of scare little girls……

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    • Jujue says

      August 28, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      The twins are vile two-faced bitches. They talk so much shit & get really nasty & mean and turn on people at the drop of a hat. I refuse to abandon the show just for the hope of seeing these two cunts go home!

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      • jen says

        August 29, 2015 at 1:41 pm

        Yes

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  19. loriflack says

    August 29, 2015 at 11:23 am

    Since the house guests don’t know 2 of them will be evicted next round, it had better be the twin(s)!
    Becky’s big toe arrived 5 minutes before she did to Jury House.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 29, 2015 at 1:40 pm

      ​Meg and James know double eviction is next.

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  20. Bouji says

    August 29, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    POV comp has been underway for quite awhile.

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  21. Jujue says

    August 29, 2015 at 11:37 pm

    James won veto yay!

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 30, 2015 at 12:32 am

      I know! This is awesome.

      Van is being such a little bitch.

      I SERIOUSLY doubt she will waste her HOH on Meg. She needs to make a move. Hopefully, it’s a twin.​

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  22. loriflack says

    August 30, 2015 at 11:31 am

    Go James

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  23. Bouji says

    August 30, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    How sweet it is that James captured that POV. Meg has told him at least ten times not to use it on her, as his kind heart wants to protect her. Now, Vanessa and James could make a really big change except that James is pretty damn mad at Vanessa and so far, hasn’t even wanted to talk to her at all. I’ll be checking to learn whether or not these two have a powwow. It would be a shame to miss the chance to get out an Austwin! Vanessa was in drinking mode last night up in the HOH room, with Steve acting like a combo of mother hen, therapist and diplomat, urging her to relax and not to make any decisions or to initiate any action while “impaired.” Clearly, she wanted her noms to stay the same and now is forced to think again. So far, she has been mentally recycling all of the weaker players who are still left and planning to take out a pussycat instead of a barracuda. This is what she’s been saying to others, but who knows what she is really thinking. She wanted an easy week , and James toppled that little setup.

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  24. Bouji says

    August 30, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Correction: James and Vanessa did have a blowout and maybe tonight the Eds will show it. Also, Julia is being bandied about hard as the block replacement for James.

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