So much going on tonight and I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed. I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow. Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen.
The producers love “Judas.” And I seem to have missed his nomination speech. I really want to stay up all night and watch HOH, but I am fading fast.
Vanessa and Steve are pissed with each other after the veto. Vanessa is crying again. Even though she says that Zingbot just made up that she is playing The Crying Game. Vanessa has added sunglasses to her stupid beanie. She is such a bitch for being so pissy with Steve. Vanessa is trying to get back in with the Austwins.
Liz tries to confront JMac about outing the alliance. Because she is an idiot. They didn’t put Vanessa on the block so fuck them. They have no alliance. Next JMac tries to get Vanessa’s vote. JMac seems t think he can get Vanessa and Meg and James to save him. This will not happen.
Vanessa abuses Steve some more. Steve waffles. Vanessa acts like everyone should do her bidding. Oh yeah and she cries some more. Then the twins talk to JMac and say that if he agrees to target the returning juror and not use the Austwins as a target.
All of this back and forth about JMac or Steve is ridiculous. You can never tell what will happen.
Time for a hometown visit for James. His friends are all in camo shirts emblazed with #BB17HillbillyAsian. Because of course they are. James’ cat Gizmo goes fishing with them. The girls say he will watch chick flicks with them. None of them think he will end up with Meg. They really want him to align with someone better at comps than Meg. Because, duh.
Everyone is dressed in athletic gear. Jmac gives his usual weirdo speech. Steve gives a speech that says he knows he is leaving. It was long, and cute. I just can’t do all that tonight.
Johnny Mack is evicted in a unanimous decision. THE CROWD GOS BATSHIT NUTS FOR JMAC! He will probably win fan favorite. He uses his weird voice when talking to Julie. JMac says that Austin and the twins are awesome. JMac said he just couldn’t win the comps and his alliances never held. He says he would have tried to work with Vanessa if he stayed. All of his messages were really nice. JMac says, “Awww, Steve is so adorable.” JMac says that if he goes back in the house he will go after Meg. JMac is in full on character mode.
OMG I am so exhausted. These commercials are killing me. In one of my college teaching jobs I ran a study lab where I had to help with all college subjects. I ended up tutoring Calculus. I’d rather not do calculus, but I had to basically relieve my college nightmare to teach it. During that time, I would dream “in calculus’ it was exhausting! This week I am dreaming about web design and blogging and code and stuff. I’m brain dead. Are we back from commercial yet?
We get a peek in the jury house. Becky arrived with her infected toe. The jury girls get to see HOH and the OTEV comp. I totally hope Jackie comes back for team Jeg.
Everyone goes nuts for the returning jurors. Thank God the HOH comp will be at the same time as the jury comp. This means I don’t have to stay up. If I go to bed early, I can get up early and recap RHONY before the site moves and all my admin stuff changes and I don’t know how to do anything anymore.
Oh lord, it’s endurance. Hanging from a rope while getting smacked around.
Off to watch the feeds until I fall asleep.