I will probably regret recapping this. I deliberately skipped last week’s episode. I just can’t with all the fools that think Brooks is faking cancer. It’s just ridiculous. But I shall forge ahead tonight in the hopes that the comments will not require constant moderation. The word cancer sends post directly to moderation on this site ever since the last nasty incident here. Please try to be respectful those with cancer whatever your opinions are on treatments and diets and the whole nine yards I’m begging you.
Sarah, Ryan, Tamra and the baby, Ava stop by to visit Vicki at her house. It seems that Vicki has offered her gorgeous backyard for the setting of the wedding. Tamra brings up that she wants to get baptized. Vicki brings up the incident with Shannon at dinner. On Vicki’s blog she says that Tamra and the rest of them were interrogating Brooks about his treatment at the gym. This of course was Tamra’s reason for inviting him, under the guise of a birthday celebration. Tamra explains what happens and Vicki at first believes they have prayed the cancer away. Then she realizes that Meghan is saying that Brooks doesn’t have cancer. Vicki chooses to opt out of the NASCAR event.
NASCAR is Meghan’s event through her husband. Jim keeps telling everyone he is “Jim Edmonds” and no one seems to recognize him. They get to go for a super fast lap around the track. I would not enjoy this even. Though I did go to some kind of a loud race once where you had to wear ear protection and you could literally feel the car noise in your body. It was fun, I had VIP passes and there were lots of hot guys there. My sister was fucking one of the drivers at the time. Well during that time. Not while he was racing.
Meghan reads Heather a text telling her she is a cunt satchel for saying that Brooks doesn’t have cancer. Meghan and Heather discuss what cancer treatments Brooks should be doing. Because they know best. Honestly, if Brooks wants to treat his potentially fatal illness with beet juice and tequila shots, it’s nobody’s business but his.
Heather makes an early exit and Shannon and Tamra show up to take her place. Shannon brings up dinner with Vicki. Tamra has to admit she is the one who told Vicki what Meghan said, not Shannon. I love how much Shannon hates Meghan.
Tamra is back trying to sell real estate. She is on probation at Keller Williams until she sells three houses in six months. That is a lot for a new agent, which Tamra is because she likely doesn’t have any old contacts from when she was previously selling houses. What she does have is Meghan. Who happens to need a house.
Shannon was crafting with her kids. All three of them seem to need some sort of therapy. Stella needs extra sessions. On Shannon’s birthday she goes out with David and the bratty girls. David takes them all out to a …..sports bar. Things don’t go so well. There is nothing really for Shannon to eat because she has a weird diet. Then we get crying heads about how David had sex with her on her birthday last year and then left to screw the other woman. I assume she has checked the Ashley Madison searchable database and found David’s account by now. I bet more housewife husband’s than not can be found on that search. The rest are on Grindr.
Vicki and Brooks go on a dinner cruise for Vicki’s birthday. Vicki overshares with the waiter about her mother dying. This scene breaks my heart knowing that they recently separated again.
Heather’s luncheon is at her construction site. Jesus, this is going to give a certain former RHOA ideas on things she can do at her construction zone. Really though? Why have a luncheon in a not even close to being finished home? To get it more camera time, that’s why. I would not be in Prada shoes and cocktail dresses for this event. I would wear work boots and overalls to fit more with the environment. As soon as I type that, Heather is giving everyone slippers to wear to keep from ruining their shoes. The problem with that is, they are in a construction site and need hard soled shoes not fuzzy slippers to wander around the scaffolding.
I swear I could move into Heather’s house and live there 24/7 and she would never know I was there. I hate purple and red color schemes. The lunch was lovely. I would have liked an onion ring bar. I would not have been interested in the quinoa and purple cauliflower.
At the luncheon it comes up that Shannon arranged for Leann to go to her holistic cancer doctor. Then Meghan brings up the psychic issues with Vicki. She actually tries to deny that she said Brooks doesn’t have cancer. She CONTINUES to say things about it on Twitter. Meghan is a cunt satchel. Meghan has absolutely no place to be questioning anyone’s cancer treatment. Meghan tries to fake cry and make it all about her. Vicki shuts her down.
Next week: The luncheon fighting continues. Then they take the fight to a sex club. Meghan continues to be a giant cunt satchel who needs to shut the fuck up and have several seats.