Oh dear GOD. Chris in the bubble bath with a million little rubber duckies lined up on the side of the tub as he says, “Previously, on Manzo’s with Children,” is ERRYTHANG! Moving on…
I still find it hard to believe that Hoboken is a real town. Let alone a cute one. Lauren wants to buy a house. Caroline wants Vito and Lauren to live with them and save money so they can buy a nice place. It really is a good idea. Caroline wants to take Lauren to look at houses. I’m gonna bet she makes a down payment on one for them.
Chris arrives in a blue onsies to pick up Albie and Lauren for some project. Chris says Mother’s Day is rapidly approaching and they are going to give their mom, “the gift of time travel.” I love this show. Chris pulls out some photos of the kids when they were little. Chris and Lauren were in blue onesies. He apparently want to recreat the photo. I love this idea. The kids set about recreating multiple photos from they childhood. It’s hysterical.
Meanwhile, Caroline goes to lunch with Rosie and Kathy. I could not think of Kathy’s name. That is how long RHONJ has been off the air. Caroline vents about all the weddig planning. Kathy talks about her new house. Caroline says she is not going to buy Lauren a house. Which means she probably will. Caroline says that Lauren is a total bitch during the whole planning.
Caroline and Albie work together to get the decorations ready for Lauren’s shower. Caroline reminisces about the time Albie washed out of law school. They talk about how far he has come as a business man.
Caroline takes Lauren to look at houses. The first one is gorgeous. I can’t imagine living in a house like that.
The boys go to Little Town, their bar/restaurant in Hoboken. The boys try to set him up with girls. But Albie is secretly still seeing Brittany, the um, sultry girl from last season that Caroline hates because she is very…er…sensual. She seems kind of twatty and not who I see for Albie. Sorry, Albie.
Does anyone know what that round thing was Albert was cooking on the stove? I paused it and I swear I have no earthly idea.
Vito and Lauren wish each other “Happy Mother’s Day.” That annoys me to NO END. Neither one of them are mothers. I hate when people wish me Happy Mother’s Day. My retarded yard guy and I used to go through that every year. Wish your own damn mother “happy Mother’s Day” and leave the rest of us out of it. SOFA KING annoying.
Lauren has a couple pairs of Loubs. She is never going to be able to afford a house like that. She should have already been saving.
Chris and Albert have made a spectacular brunch for the crew for Mother’s Day. It looks really amazing. The kids talk about how Lauren will have to spend half of the holidays with Vito’s family from now on. Caroline is trying to hold down Christmas Eve as a non-negotiable holiday at her house. Oh, just wait until one of her boys get married. That won’t happen. Vito agrees to move in for a set period with a definite exit strategy. They give Caroline her photo album and she loves it. They all wrote their mom’s letters. Everyone cries.
Next Week: Albie fesses up to seeing Brittany. Caroline and Lauren argue.