The Head of Household competition is in full swing. Players are crouched, holding down three buttons with a foot and both hands. They’re waiting for the screen to read “Ready, Set, Go!” Except the screen keeps making bro jokes about Jace. He might not be on the memory wall anymore but he’s the star of this competition. It comes down to a final race between James and Austin. Which side of the house will hold the power this week? Will Austin and Liz get to keep their den of sin (ie: the HoH room)? Yes. Yes, they will. Austin wins Head of Household and we get to look forward to another week of fingerbanging. Awesome.
At this point in the game, everyone feels safe with Austin’s win because they’re all in alliances with him. Well, Vanessa doesn’t feel safe but that’s because she never feels safe (and I’m starting to think that’s not game specific). I don’t even want to hear the AusTwins talk about possibly putting her up this week. They’re not going to do it. Not only that, they’re going to put up exactly who she wants. Every week, folks. Let’s just give her the win already. I’m not happy about it but I’m just being realistic.
There’s a lot of back and forth about who to put up. I’m not really paying attention because it’s all pretty pointless. Austin wants to work with James and Meg. Vanessa doesn’t trust John. Steve doesn’t want to be a pawn. Vanessa tried to backdoor Austin once. Blah blah blah. Austin in enjoying his 15 minutes of fame in the HoH room. He’s strutting around, puffing out his chest and complaining about how everyone is pissing him off. He’s basically trying out for WWE again. Oh well, I guess it’s better than watching him and Liz play house.
We’re waiting to see if Austin is going to nominate Meg/James or John/Steve. Which duo will the AusTwins (Vanessa) choose to work with? They’re making a big stink about how Steve doesn’t want to be a pawn against John. He must not trust us! How could he not trust us? That’s not how you play with a team! Vanessa is on the warpath. Things looks dire for Steve.
Austin puts on his tophat to announce nominations. I guess Judas is making another appearance (“See, WWE, I am a viable character”). Austin (Vanessa) nominates Johnny Mack and Steve. Supposedly one of them is a pawn, I’m just not sure which one.
Tune in on Wednesday for the veto competition starring Zingbot!