I don’t generally post about Teen Mom. Reality Tea is my go to source for all things Teen Mom when I have the chance. I’ve been either too busy or too apathetic to stay caught up on these chicks lately so I didn’t even know that the engagement we was between Janelle and that Nathan dude (what is that engagement number six? seven? where does she find so many stupid guys?) had ended. I also get some of the girls names confused when I read about them at RT so basically, my Teen Mom knowledge is foggy at best. But I do watch the show when I can. It’s one of those things I DVR and leave on in the background while I post about other things so it never gets my full attention.
Anyway, TMZ is reporting that the engagement is apparently off and Nathan has moved on, because clearly he is not very selective, and he and his new bae went to the house to pick up his belongings. Of course this cause Jenelle to lose her damn mind and pelt the newest victim of Nathan in the head with a glass. As if she needed more problems. So the cops were called and Jenelle is in jail for assault. It this nine? ten? twelve? mugshots since came to know who she was?
So anyway, Janelle is in the pokey again and Nathan is with is future ex-fiancé. So where is their unfortunate spawn? Lord knows Barbara does not need another baby. On the last show I remember watching, Janelle was screaming at her for not letting her see Jace because Janelle was taking Barbara to court trying to get full custody. Janell felt she had been “on her best behavior” long enough to get her kid back. Janelle was pissy because Jace calls Barbara mom, because Barbara is the only steady influence in his life and Janelle is an ungrateful bitch.
I went to check Janelle’s twitter and there is nothing there except someone thanking us for our support. I guess she blocked Nathan because I can’t find his twitter. I did see where she was hanging out with Keifer again. Good Lord.
Meanwhile, Teen Mom is on tonight. Please tell me I am not the only one secretly watching this.