I don’t generally post about Teen Mom. Reality Tea is my go to source for all things Teen Mom when I have the chance. I’ve been either too busy or too apathetic to stay caught up on these chicks lately so I didn’t even know that the engagement we was between Janelle and that Nathan dude (what is that engagement number six? seven? where does she find so many stupid guys?) had ended. I also get some of the girls names confused when I read about them at RT so basically, my Teen Mom knowledge is foggy at best. But I do watch the show when I can. It’s one of those things I DVR and leave on in the background while I post about other things so it never gets my full attention.
Anyway, TMZ is reporting that the engagement is apparently off and Nathan has moved on, because clearly he is not very selective, and he and his new bae went to the house to pick up his belongings. Of course this cause Jenelle to lose her damn mind and pelt the newest victim of Nathan in the head with a glass. As if she needed more problems. So the cops were called and Jenelle is in jail for assault. It this nine? ten? twelve? mugshots since came to know who she was?
So anyway, Janelle is in the pokey again and Nathan is with is future ex-fiancé. So where is their unfortunate spawn? Lord knows Barbara does not need another baby. On the last show I remember watching, Janelle was screaming at her for not letting her see Jace because Janelle was taking Barbara to court trying to get full custody. Janell felt she had been “on her best behavior” long enough to get her kid back. Janelle was pissy because Jace calls Barbara mom, because Barbara is the only steady influence in his life and Janelle is an ungrateful bitch.
I went to check Janelle’s twitter and there is nothing there except someone thanking us for our support. I guess she blocked Nathan because I can’t find his twitter. I did see where she was hanging out with Keifer again. Good Lord.
Meanwhile, Teen Mom is on tonight. Please tell me I am not the only one secretly watching this.
I watch it like you do – on in thebackground while doing something else, looking up when Barbara is on, because, Lord that woman is a saint.
Cosign x1000
and yet I still have more respect for Janelle than Back Door Teen Mom.
I watch it too. Guilty pleasure
I love Teen Mom OG. Teen Mom 2 is a bit too ratchet for my liking.
Guilty of watching it too… It’s a like a train wreck you just have to look at as you pass by – sometimes turning around to go back and look at it again.
I’ve watched this train wreck since she was 16 & Pregnant…poor Barb, looks like she’s about to become a mom again to another victim of her daughter’s poor decisions!
I watch wishing one of these girls would end up turning things around. Anger management and substance abuse continue to affect nearly everyone whether OG or TM2. The only couple that remained together and improve their circumstances put their baby up for adoption. The others don’t seem to learn from their mistakes after 5 years or watching themselves on TV, instead repeating their mistakes over and over with more kids, more relationship problems and too often jail.
As a child of a teen parents (forced to marry, unhappy, dysfunctional, addicted, anger, then abused), I was grateful for my grandparents involvement, and especally community services including social services, teachers, police and foster care intervention. I don’t understand why so often these Teen Moms reject advice from others, even Dr. Drew. The income from MTV doesn’t seem to improve things much, except for housing and new cars. I keep rooting for them anyway, and for their poor kids, who clearly suffer the most.
Because they are teens, unfortunately. I was 26 when I had my first child, and until that time, I wasn’t insecure, but I didn’t have a confidence for myself about myself until I had my daughter. I think that combined with the invincibility most teens already have and throw money and fame on top-Chelsea Houska is the only teen mom not to have another child, been through a divorce, or caught in a scandal.
I love Teen Mom and not just as background noise. Thursday nights are strickly reserved for Project Runway and Teen Mom.
It’s her 16th mugshot! I hate to admit I follow this train wreck closely..
I have never watched this show. But I am game to see what all the hoopla is about. She’s been arrested 16 times?? Yet one more person that is famous for behaving badly. Surprised it is not on Bravo.
Oh I’m totally hooked on all of the Teen Moms. Hook, line and sinker. I have to ask myself, “But why…Why!!??????” I just can’t help myself! The kicker is that my brother is hooked too haha. We sit on the phone at night and talk about teen moms and housewives episodes. It’s such a hoot! And no, he’s not gay to top it off 🙂
Coincidence that at least 3 of Jenelle’s exes have been arrested for DV and there hasn’t been a mark on her? Seems to be her MO, sick bitch. She got her one ex, Gary Head, kicked out of the military cause of his DV charge..
I know it’s wrong, and I know I shouldn’t, but I still am amused at the time that Janelle chose going to a concert over getting her legal problem of the moment resolved. Janelle explaining how she can’t miss the concert because she spent money on clothes, hotels and feathered hair extensions and her lawyer being rendered speechless was one of those moments wherein everyone involved could not believe it was happening.
But it was Keshia, perfectly rational choice. I hope she spends time in jail and quit gaming the system. Tre should have hired Jenelle’s lawyer. He is the judge whisperer.
Dustin is a pretty amazing lawyer, or, at least, knows how to use the system to his client’s benefit very very well.
But it was Ke$ha!!!!
TT, I watch Teen Mom, mostly because the awful Jenelle is from Oak Island, a few miles from me. Her poor mom worked in the deli at our Walmart; Barbara is teeny short. I haven’t seen her in a long time, but I’m not a big Walmart fan. Jenelle’s ex-husband’s dad just sold his KFC for loads of money. She provides us with constant entertainment and court news. Jenelle and Nathan were living in Little River, SC; I think they moved across the state line because Jenelle had been arrested so many times in our county, she thought a change in geography might be helpful. Ummm…no.
It’s kind of funny that a home wreaking whore sits around laughing at a teen mom violent offender. What do they put in the water down there in SC where y’all are from.
Since when do we not like homewrecking whores? I’m asking for a friend.
On Thu, Aug 20, 2015 at 11:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nobody hates cigarette smoke more then an X smoker and that’s all I’ll say on the subject, other then to say I’m an X smoker.
You’ve become all hypocritical and judgey in your old age. Stop being a slut shamer. IIRC the person who was getting yelled at simply borrowed a friends EX boyfriend. Ye without sin and all. Don’t be such an old grouch. 🙂
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 12:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think that’s what said in my last post. You see, an x cigarette smoker is analogous to an x home wrecking whore which is analog… oh skip it.
I got all that. Some of us are still smoking and homewrecking, though. It’s our God given right as Murikins. Don’t mess with our rights, dude!
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 12:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ah yes. Though youth is receding faster then my hairline memries transport back to the day when all it took was a cheap bottle of Boones Farm Blackberry wine and a joint of bad Mexican weed to turn me into a gay Erica Kane wanna-be. *sigh* Those were the days.
Busted, I sometimes watch, “the Hillbilly lottery,” as Janelle’s ex-fiance Nathan calls Teen Mom 2!
Did they ever find out who is Jace’s dad.. poor kids. jace and the new one.
How can one person so conciously and constantly make so many poor life decisions..
Don’t disrespect “the new one” Forbes List! Use his name! Which IIRC correctly is bagel, or dinner roll, or something…
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 8:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sourdough
Way to go trying to get full custody of Jace, Jenelle. This is really going to impress the judge.
Who is Jace’s dad? Can we get Maury to help?
His Twitter is @groundlevelup but he doesn’t tweet anymore.
This is what happens when children have children. This girl is nothing but trailer trash who picks up whoever can supply her with drugs and drama. She also has proven that she cannot obey the law and keep her hands to herself. She deserves to sit in jail and rot for 6 months. The new baby should be taken away. And for the boyfriend/fiance bringing his new girlfriend with him? Shows the maturity and stupidity of him as he knew what would happen.
They do know Jace’s real father’s name. That is a train wreck. (Jenelle) When I want to catch up– there are some great Twitter haters who keep super duper collages of her mug shots n stuff. So, I too kinda keep up with her– and the most exciting stuff I’ve read happened in the Bahamas- or wherever they were— when Nathan proposed– and Jenelle went off on a (secretly taped) video saying all grades of awful stuff about veterans. And yes, she’s hangin w Kieffah again. Or was- last week.
What possessed Janelle to go on a tirade about veterans on video while on a vacation?
Oh nevermind. I’ve gone from finding these shows an amusing trainwreck, To seeing them two, three babies in with multiple daddies living consequence free in a house nicer than mine, driving cars nicer than mine with parents supporting them as much as humanly possible while they continue to self implode and it just makes me want to shake them.
It is not a lesson about not getting pregnant, it is a lesson in social welfare, or throwing money at unwed teen moms appears to do more harm than good. We need to go back to the dreadful homes for unwed mothers and orphanages situation. It seemed to be quite the deterrent.
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 9:17 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh you must see the vid. TT. Jenelle gets pissed cuz jenelle is ish. She n Nathan fight the whole surprise bravo is here to tape this surprise proposal. They fight and draw in their minions- Nathan’s bro and wife and new BFFs Candace and Patrick (who, btw, are stand up decent folk)– Jenelle goes into a drunk stoned (there’s a whole side saga of scoring weed there) tirade against Nathan’s bro (a vet) and says “wish you’d died in combat” (or very similar words) Candace n Patrick caught it all on tape. They released the vaca engagement trip sordid saga one IG snippet at a time. Nfi if I have violated rules– but in defense — Jenelle is perfect person to hate on from afar.
All I know is that I’m shoving birth control down my daughter’s throat at the first sign of any reproductiveness. I also might possibly make her watch all of 16 and pregnant and Teen Mom from beginning to end. Oh ya and what’s that movie where the dad makes the daughter where the fake pregnant belly? I wonder if they sell those on eBay.
You should prolly just get her fixed. 🙂
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 9:29 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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10 Things I Hate About You! One of my favorite teen movies 🙂
One of Heath Ledgers finest roles (no joke).
I believe this is her 16th arrest.
My other guilty I don’t want to admit I watch but I do, dammit, I do shows are Party Down South (the original cast. Walt is adorable and Daddy has this Jax vibe about him that makes me both repulsed and turned on) and Welcome to Myrtle Manor, because I know I people like that. Myrtle Manor is scripted to the extreme but I think it’s a hoot.
Your not the only one Tamara! I DVR it every week & catch up whenever I can. I had looked forward to TeenMomOG & enjoyed it but heck I’m 40 yrs old! But can’t help to watch them. My husband is 60 and found it on the DVR and said who the hell is watching Teen Mom around here, lol as we have no children at home anymore, but I felt like I was caught. I don’t normally read about them but I did because you had it posted and thanks for the update. I enjoy your site! Thanks for keeping us in the loop & voicing your opinion, you speak for alot of us!
WOW just saw Jenelle’s latest mug shot. Girl is looking rough though. I really hope she’s not back on the shit. She’s not looking too healthy at all. Damn.
TMZ said something in their headline about “Crystal Clear” I took that to mean Crystal Meth. Which would explain the scabby face.
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 3:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I watch teen mom more closely than housewives these days!
Looks like quite a bit of guiltily pleasured, teen mom followers you’ve got here including myself. Could you please start recapping teen mom? Would love to read more of your take on the show.
She seems to feed off drama. Hopefully one day she will find some peace. Having a job would certainly help occupy some of her time.
Ugh, I hate watch. Her poor new baby. Chelsea is the only one I like.
I’d like to be on board with this sentiment but I don’t know who anyone really is…
On Fri, Aug 21, 2015 at 9:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I used to only watch this show here and there (wasn’t even dvr worthy to me), but this season I am hooked. I still want to know what happened on their “engagement trip” between Janelle and Nathan’s friends. Not defending Janelle, but what a dick move bringing his new chick with him to get his stuff. He had to know what would happen.
The whole cast (except that one red haired girl) seems to be a mess. Then again, i don’t know how even she is doing in real time. There should be mandatory tube tying at some point.
Oops. Scratch the wanting to know about the fight with his friends. I hadn’t made it through all of the comments when I posted. Thank you zoemonster2! 🙂
Teen Mom was a show I always liked to watch in a marathon. They would run them on Saturday or Sunday. Oh, the good old days of our cable company carrying ViaCom. I always liked Macy, Kaitlin & Tyler, and Chelsea. Amber, Janelle, and Farrah are just total train wrecks. I try to route for Leah, but she is just so stupid when it comes to relationships.