Why must we have this Machine Gun Kelly person instead of Max? I hate this episode already. The only acceptable stand in for Max would be Taylor Hicks, because I really would not be able to tell the difference. Plus Taylor could probably use a gig right about now. But no, we have this scrawny tattooed guy with a man bun. Awesome.
Okay, allegedly we have two s females who unexpectedly became more than friends online. Both are pretty in their profile. Hundra is the one writing in so that make Emily the Catfish. Hundra is from Haiti and says that being on the show might get her disowned. Emily lives nearby but refuses to meet. What is Emily hiding? First of all, Emily’s pictures are too pretty to be some chick looking for love on Facebook. So, the pictures are not her.
To be honest, Hundra is a bit sketch too. She ran across Emily this one time when she was feeling “gay for a day.” Because that often happens. All of her previous relationships have been with men, and yet she is ready to come out on national TV over some chick she doesn’t think is being real.
Emily has five different phone numbers and used a completely different name when Hundra sent her money (oh, girlfriend!) for car repairs. The boys do their thing and find that the phone number belongs to a girl named Geralyn. But the pictures are of Geralyn’s girlfriend, Melanie. Cue the sad music.
The guys call Melanie and tell her someone is using her photos online. Melanie agrees to meet up with the gang the next day. Hundra gets all excited seeing “Emily.” Melanie is not as cute in person but is super sweet and wants to help so she calls Geralyn and she agrees to meet up with Hundra and the guys.
Machine Gun Kelly needs to eat a sandwich. Hundra meets Geralyn and she says that she started out just wanting to make her ex mad. She has Melanie’s name tattooed on her neck, because that always works out well…and they were engaged so she didn’t take the breakup well. Hundra is now a bit upset that Geralyn wasn’t that into her. She says several times that converting a straight Haitian girl to homosexuality should have been something she “wanted on her belt” as if lesbians are like girl scouts and earn badges for things like “convert a Haitian chick to our team.” It’s really odd. Everyone looks at her like she is crazy. Hundra wanders back to the truck mumbling, “Fucking awesome, I went looking for a fucking lipstick lesbian and I got a fucking butch dyke. ” She seems kind of gay bashy for a gay girl. I don’t think she has this whole gay thing down just yet.
The next day, Geralyn wants to talk to the guys without Hundra. They go to Geralyn’s house. These people’s houses are always so clean. Like noting on any tables or anything. They don’t look like anyone lives there. It’s weird to me.
Anyway, Geralyn says she has not spoken to Hundra since the met the day before. Geralyn says that she has only been talking to Hundra for four weeks. She says that Hundra contacted her and Melanie apparently because she wanted to be on Catfish. Melanie agreed to do it and Geralyn was riding with Melanie for whatever. Geralyn says that she is pissed that Hundra made it look like she was trying to turn out straight girls on national TV. Machine Gun Kelly is losing his mind over this news. He does not like being played.
So all three girls and the boys meet in Geralyn’s yard. Hundra says she did it so that the world could know she is gay and Haitian. She is not gay. She doesn’t seem to have any idea how the whole gay thing works. Machine Gun Kelly points out that insulting Geralyn for being butch and saying she is gay for a day, and talking about converting people makes her look like an idiot. Hundra says she thinks she can call “them” names because she has “been in their world for awhile.” Hundra is a moron. Hundra decides to cut bait and run. Melanie thinks the whole thing is funny. So Machine Gun runs after Hundra and calls her names while Nev tries to figure out why Melanie would go along with the plan.
Hundra goes to the hotel to talk to Nev alone. She is not apologetic. She wanted her coming out to be something “rememberable” to her. She doesn’t seem Haitian to me. Nev just tells her goodbye and walks off.
Two months later, they talk to Melanie and Geralyn. They are still friends. They have not spoken to Hundra. Hundra says that she has been seeing girls. Hundra still thinks she did nothing wrong. Well that was a weird one.
Hundra has no idea how moronic she looked on TV. She seems to think she is cute. She’s not.
UPDATE: Hundra is illiterate, which doesn’t surprise me. Check out her response to all the people calling her stupid as fuck.