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You are here: Home / Catfish / Catfish: Hundra & Emily “Hey Let’s Look Stupid As Fuck on TV!”

Catfish: Hundra & Emily “Hey Let’s Look Stupid As Fuck on TV!”

August 19, 2015 by tamaratattles 20 Comments

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Why must we have this Machine Gun Kelly person instead of Max? I hate this episode already. The only acceptable stand in for Max would be Taylor Hicks, because I really would not be able to tell the difference. Plus Taylor could probably use a gig right about now. But no, we have this scrawny tattooed guy with a man bun. Awesome.

Okay, allegedly we have two s females who unexpectedly became more than friends online. Both are pretty in their profile. Hundra is the one writing in so that make Emily the Catfish. Hundra is from Haiti and says that being on the show might get her disowned. Emily lives nearby but refuses to meet. What is Emily hiding? First of all, Emily’s pictures are too pretty to be some chick looking for love on Facebook. So, the pictures are not her.

To be honest, Hundra is a bit sketch too. She ran across Emily this one time when she was feeling “gay for a day.” Because that often happens. All of her previous relationships have been with men, and yet she is ready to come out on national TV over some chick she doesn’t think is being real. Catfish nev and max

Emily has five different phone numbers and used a completely different name when Hundra sent her money (oh, girlfriend!) for car repairs. The boys do their thing and find that the  phone number belongs to a girl named Geralyn. But the pictures are of Geralyn’s girlfriend, Melanie. Cue the sad music.

The guys call Melanie and tell her someone is using her photos online. Melanie agrees to meet up with the gang the next day. Hundra gets all excited seeing “Emily.” Melanie is not as cute in person but is super sweet and wants to help so she calls Geralyn and she agrees to meet up with Hundra and the guys.

Machine Gun Kelly needs to eat a sandwich. Hundra meets Geralyn and she says that she started out just wanting to make her ex mad. She has Melanie’s name tattooed on her neck, because that always works out well…and they were  engaged so she didn’t take the breakup well. Hundra is now a bit upset that Geralyn wasn’t that into her. She says several times that converting a straight Haitian girl to homosexuality should have been something she “wanted on her belt” as if lesbians are like girl scouts and earn badges for things like “convert a Haitian chick to our team.” It’s really odd. Everyone looks at her like she is crazy. Hundra wanders back to the truck mumbling, “Fucking awesome, I went looking for a fucking lipstick lesbian and I got a fucking butch dyke. ”  She seems kind of gay bashy for a gay girl. I don’t think she has this whole gay thing down just yet.

The next day, Geralyn wants to talk to the guys without Hundra.  They go to Geralyn’s house. These people’s houses are always so clean. Like noting on any tables or anything. They don’t look like anyone lives there. It’s weird to me.

Anyway, Geralyn says she has not spoken to Hundra since the met the day before. Geralyn says that she has only been talking to Hundra for four weeks.  She says that Hundra contacted her and Melanie apparently because she wanted to be on Catfish. Melanie agreed to do it and Geralyn was riding with Melanie for whatever. Geralyn says that she is pissed that Hundra made it look like she was trying to turn out straight girls on national TV.  Machine Gun Kelly is losing his mind over this news.  He does not like being played.

So all three girls and the boys meet in Geralyn’s yard.  Hundra says she did it so that the world could know she is gay and Haitian. She is not gay. She doesn’t seem to have any idea how the whole gay thing works. Machine Gun Kelly points out that insulting Geralyn for being butch and saying she is gay for a day, and talking about converting people makes her look like an idiot.  Hundra says she thinks she can call “them” names because she has “been in their world for awhile.” Hundra is a moron. Hundra decides to cut bait and run. Melanie thinks the whole thing is funny. So Machine Gun runs after Hundra and calls her names while Nev tries to figure out why Melanie would go along with the plan.

Hundra goes to the hotel to talk to Nev alone. She is not apologetic. She wanted her coming out to be something “rememberable” to her. She doesn’t seem Haitian to me. Nev just tells her goodbye and walks off.

Two months later, they talk to Melanie and Geralyn. They are still friends. They have not spoken to Hundra.  Hundra says that she has been seeing girls. Hundra still thinks she did nothing wrong. Well that was a weird one.

Hundra has no idea how moronic she looked on TV. She seems to think she is cute. She’s not.

UPDATE: Hundra is illiterate, which doesn’t surprise me. Check out her response to all the people calling her stupid as fuck.

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  1. Melissa says

    August 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    lmao she is not cute AT ALL. i had a feeling Hundra was sketch from the get go with her ignorant “gay for a day” thing. i have never seen a more delusional person in my life. girlfriend is batshit cray. ughhh if this show churns out another “nev and max got played”, “catfish got catfished” episode again i might stop watching. completely different vibe from the first season. i guess they don’t care if they look foolish.

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    • Miesha Rogers says

      September 27, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      Her and Farrah from Teen Mom ate at the top of the delusional ignorant as fuck list!! Can’t stand either of these two when I see them and hear them talk I just sit in disbelief every time!

      Reply
  2. SantaFeWay says

    August 20, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    This show may have started out as an interesting peek into online chatting and dating pitfalls but it lost it’s way long ago. Even Nev seems like a fool in every episode I’ve seen in the last couple of years. I don’t believe a word of any cast member on this show. I think we’re all being catfished, snookered, whatever…by them!

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    • Vee says

      August 20, 2015 at 8:33 pm

      On twitter she explains that’s her exact reasoning for pulling this stunt. Interesting.

      Reply
  3. Barbara R says

    August 20, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    Catfish just isn’t entertaining anymore. There was always an innocent in each scenario; now everyone is a player. Sadly, it’s time to move on.

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  4. Gee-Gee says

    August 21, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    I too got a weird feeling when she said that “gay for a day” comment. Not because it was offensive, but because she said it quickly and without much explanation. Also she never came off as particularly emotional when she met with the girl who she thought was the girl she was talking to.

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  5. Riley says

    August 22, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Hey guys and gals. I don’t watch this show, so I can’t comment one way or another……except that maybe I should watch if Tamara is posting about it.
    Basically I am here just to say hello to help the site. I am not so busy today so I want to do my part by visiting old and new posts. Everyone have a good day. 🙂

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  6. Den says

    August 25, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    Every single person on this episode was stupid! But I have to admit, Catfish was my guilty pleasure and this episode just gave me a reason to stop watching. And Hundra, from a real lesbian…u ugly, ain’t nobody trying to turn you. #ByeFelicia

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  7. Stitch says

    August 30, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Shame they went ahead and screened the episode, that would have peed on her bonfire!

    “I CATFISHED YAL! NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW I’Z A LESBIANNNN!!!!!”
    “Actually…We canned the episode. No-one will ever see it. Ever. You’ll just have to come out like a normal person.”
    “……………………..”

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    • Shea says

      November 1, 2019 at 10:40 pm

      Thisssss!!! Yesssss!!! They definitely should’ve trashed the episode. Except, I love MGK so I liked watching him. LoL

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  8. Ava says

    July 8, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    OMGGGGOD, where do I even begin with this ignorant broad. How DARE her make those comments about ‘gay for a day’ and call geralyn ‘butch’. sweetheart, look in the mirror – you’re one ugly bitch. get some braces, you’re in america I think we can pay for it.
    its people like you that give gays a bad name. You are clueless and you being ‘haitian’ IS INSIGNIFICANT. Are you living under a rock? She wanted ” her coming-out to be memorable and the world should give a Fuck”? Unbelievable what these low life attention hungry folk will do to get 10 seconds of fame. As much as I didn’t wanna ‘ride’ with melanie and geralyn, at least they apologized and had some sense of humiliation as they should. HUNDRA, if you’re reading this, get some therapy! SHAME ON YOU!

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  9. calvin edwards says

    August 27, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I liked when I viewed the episode and MGK was getting all pissed off and yelling about how nobody will ever applaud anyone who uses MTV as the stage to showcase their sexual identity. Then it went to a commercial promo for “I am Cait”. Then I pissed myself laughing.

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  10. Miesha Rogers says

    September 27, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    Her and Farrah from Teen Mom are at the top of the delusional ignorant as fuck list!! Can’t stand either of these two when I see them and hear them talk I just sit in disbelief every time!

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  11. Lina says

    November 1, 2016 at 1:50 am

    I don’t get why everyone says they will stop watching catfish cos of this episode. I’m happy for this episode. It gives the show an interesting twist. Especially for someone who binge watches season after season, so shit always get kinda repetitive. So thank goodness for nut case episodes like these for variety. Also geralyn is hot. Hundra can keep her shitty homophobic esque slurs up her ass.

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  12. Molly says

    December 13, 2016 at 2:40 am

    Really? I’m not a big fan of MGK accept the song he did with my fave band sleeping with sirens but he does put alot of effort of being a dad to his daughter by making money. Him and his ex left on good terms and wants to buy his daughter n ex a house. She is straight up fucked up. I know this episode is old but no one should call somebody a bad parent cause of missing father’s day, man I’d like to tell this woman off.

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  13. Bradley says

    July 6, 2017 at 3:01 am

    Im not a regular watcher of this show but I fuckin hated this bitch. Got tired of seeing her fucked up mouth and hearing her ignorant thoughts. She could have spared us all that. You gave Haitans a bad name more than anything. Goodbye.

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  14. Shedudeqt says

    October 27, 2017 at 8:26 am

    ******* TO HUNDRA IF YOU GET THIS*******

    Where do I even start with this one ??‍♀️
    Hundra, oh Hundra. Wtf is Wrong with you??? You’re so ignorant, young and have A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE sweetheart.
    You have the audacity to use your heritage “Haitian” as an excuse and afraid to “come out”. You’re in America Hundra!
    You have completely shamed the gay community, labeling and disrespecting us.baby doll get some help,

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  15. Lena Rawlings says

    October 8, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Would it surprise you to know that Hundra is going door to door selling energy (ie) alternate electric supply company other than the company that you are already with? She knocked on my door one evening I let her in my home and my daughter was staring at her until she left and then she told me, “Mommy, that was Hundra from Catfish” I looked at my paperwork and yes indeed it was her signature. She alive and well living in Philadelphia!!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 8, 2018 at 12:19 pm

      I hope you didn’t buy anything from someone who is not sure if she has a “pussy hole” or “nuts.” She was one of the craziest people on the show. Also look how young Max and Nev look on this recap! And apparently this is before I realized all the staging that goes on with the show…that gave me a whole new purpose for watching!

      Reply
  16. Naoggirl says

    March 12, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Honestly who’s surprised? Nearly every gay couple in this show is nothing but drama, it was bound to happen that someone tried to capitalize

    Reply

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