I’m not sure when the WWHL was taped, but I’m pretty sure Andy is already on vacation at the beach somewhere. I’m also not sure why Andy uploaded such a small photo. I had to hunt on Instagram for a normal sized one.
In other news, today was KJ’s first day of school and Kim is not handling it well. He was screaming when she left him.
Back to the show, Brielle is in the audience. Kim is drinking out of a solo cup. She says she does that because she is a germaphobe. I almost get that I don’t particularly like drinking out of bar glasses at restaurants but I think growing up in a third world country gave me all sorts of immunity to things. I am strong. Like camel.
Questions for Kim:
Andy asks if Sweetie is still working for her. DID HE NOT WATCH THE SHOW? She says Sweetie met someone and ran off and got married. Hmmm that is a different story than the one from the show. They are still in touch.
What do you think about Nene leaving RHOA? It’s probably the best thing she could do for herself.
We heard you finally went on your honeymoon. Where did you go? We went to Cabo and it was amazing aside from all the Facetiming I felt like I had to do. By the time I got comfortable being there it was over. (I assume she was Facetiming the kids a lot to check on them)
Did you watch the last season of RHOA? No, not so much.
Any chance of Brielle becoming a RHOA? Kim looks aghast. She’s speechless. Brielle answers from the audience, “No.” Kim says Brielle is the one who begged her to leave.
Have you had any face work done? She still says no. She says she has been pregnant a lot and finally lost the baby weight in her face. Uh, huh…. Ha! Andy agrees and calls bullshit. He says she has had a little shaved off her nose and her lips are bigger and she is wearing the librarian glasses to distract. Kim is adamant and a bit pissy to be accused of such. Brielle says she has the same nose as her mom and no surgery.
Why are you always cursing? Um, because I can?
Is the relationship with your parents any better? I haven’t spoken to them, no. It is what it is.
Would you ever come back to RHOA? And which RHOA do you still talk to? I might make an appearance (if I were asked) and I just talked to Sheree recently and I guess she is going to make an appearance or two? (Andy says, “we’ll see…) and that’s really it. Cynthia texts me…
What’s happening with you and Nene and the show? Lots of conflicting reports..Andy asks.. Kim says well a lot has to do with schedules and I was filming DBT and now it’s football and it’s a lot for me to leave my kids and… I guess we’ll see Andy says, “holding out hopes, holding out hopes…” Andy is so shady. He knows Nene blew that up with her dramatics and he was trying to make Kim say it. I don’t think Kim cares about that show.
Andy asks about “the Instagram controversy” about Brielle. Actually it was about Brielle and Adrianna and he really should not have mentioned it. Basically, the idiots on Instagram were being mean to Adrianna saying things about her weight and were also accusing Brielle of having plastic surgery, and accusing Kim of having plastic surgery to look like Brielle. Kim just dismissed the whole thing. Then Andy started talking about Brielle’s boyfriend Slade and making inappropriate comments about Brielle dating Slade Smiley while Brielle looked mortified. Kim loves Slade’s family. His dad is an inventor.
When are you getting back in the studio? I just wanted to be a one hit wonder.
What would be worse, if you and Kroy lost all of your money or he lost his perfect ass? Kim spends a moment in silent reflection and says, ” I would be happy with either one, I don’t love Kroy for his butt, and I make plenty of my own money.” Awwwwww.
Kim is all grown up!