It’s almost a bad idea for this show to follow Don’t Be Tardy because DBT is chock full of cute kids and this show has always been scripted. The fact than anyone ever believed the kids still lived in the house when this series started was ridiculous. I do like the show though. I just think it could be less..ridiculous.
The season previews look amazeballs! So funny.
We begin with Albie doing his daily positive affirmations in the bathroom mirror. Lauren waking up Vito, her finance who is sleeping over in Christopher’s rules. Caroline will not let them sleep together in the house until they are married.
Albie has apparently given up on the BLK water in order to sell plant fertilizer to pot growers in Colorado. This is making the nude girl car wash business plan sound like the best out of the bunch. I thought the boys opened a restaurant. These boys are the Sonja Morgan of New Jersey. #ToasterOven Albie is going to test his product on a veggie garden in the back yard.
Chris has a new apartment in Hoboken, that looks a lot like the one they boys have always lived in. I think we are supposed to think this is a new one though. He seems to be interviewing a new roommate named Rob. Or else they are just getting down the important rules like “no fucking chicks with the door open and have them out before morning.” Oh wait, this is a new apartment.
Caroline is worried that the boys are growing about. This sometimes happen when siblings are 45 years old, Caroline. Albie and his mama go to shop for plants for his science project. I’m going to bet that Caroline does his science project just like she has probably done all his life.
Lauren still has her daddy’s Amex. Nothing wrong with that at all. #DaddysGirl
The boys find out that they are part Scottish and we flash back to when Teresa said something about Caroline only being 1/16th Italian. Albie said, “who did the math on that?” and Greggy Bennett says…. wait for it, wait for it, this was before the whole prison, bankrupty thing…. Greggy says, “Maybe their accountant?” BWAHAHAHAHA. Greg Bennett, star of RHONJ and Manzo’s With Children, y’all.
I kind of love that Caroline makes soaps and potions. I make my own essential oils. Is that weird?
Kim is such a good mom. Overprotective? Sure, but she really is devoted. She invited Dina to the bridal shower. Caroline and Dina got together a while back and talked out their differences. Now Caroline is worried that the boys are going to…oh I dunno, be their own person?
Chris shows up at mommy’s to loot for kitchen essentials and paper products for his new apartment. Albie and Chris discover that Caroline is just freaking out because they don’t live together.
That was a cute show. And now I am all caught up on the things I slept through last night. Now if you excuse me I need to go trim my bush. Um, trim my bushes. My curtains have been closed for weeks and I can’t see out my window anymore.