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Don’t Be Tardy Season Four Premiere Recap: Dumb and Dumber

August 17, 2015 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

Lookee at them there trees talking to each other!
Lookee at them there trees talking to each other!

It’s time for me to check out the season premiere of Don’t Be Tardy season four!  Also known as the season that Kim is not pregnant or breastfeeding!  I can’t wait to see how all six of her spawn are doing.

I love this show! OMG look how big Kaia is! I haven’t been keeping up with the kids on her Instagram! KJ is auditioning for Master Chef Junior (sadly I think that was cancelled) or something in the kitchen with the cook. He’s making meatballs! It’s a celebration for Ariana’s straight A report card. She’s never had anything less.

It seems that Brielle’s boyfriend, Slade, is giving up his freshman year at UGA to go to school at KSU with Brielle. Because, he’s an idiot. Brielle is on the top ten list for the student with the most absences. She’s a perfect match for Slade to be sure. Hell, she may not being going to KSU with her grades. The both think that trees talk to each other, and that carrot cake and crab cakes are the same thing. Brielle is about to be old enough to vote. Slade is twenty. Well that is confirmed. She did get into KSU somehow.

Kroy's mean face with the red contacts...
Kroy’s mean face with the red contacts…

At this point, Kroy was a free agent and Brielle and Arianna were freaking out about a potential move to a new city.

Kim’s former nanny Gloria is the new Sweetie. Sweetie finally got a real job. Wow Chanel died. She was twelve. TWELVE! I can’t believe we’ve been watching this woman long enough for a dog to die of natural causes. Now she has two more. Tracey is the new chef/truckdriver/dog ball whisperer.

Tracey ” I used to watch my mom suck the balls out of dogs all the time.”

I am not making that up. She is the person that touches their food. I can. not.

Shun is still around bringing Kim new clothes. They are going to need a bigger house.

I don’t care what you guys say. That was just an adorable half hour. I wish it was an hour.

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Filed Under: Bravo, Don't Be Tardy, Kim Biermann, Kroy Biermann Tagged With: Ariana Biermann, Biermann Bunch, Brielle Biermann, Don't Be Tardy Season 4, Entertainment News, Kaia & Kane Biermann, Kash Biermann, Kim Biermann, KJ Biermann, Kroy Biermann

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  1. everydayreaderofTT says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:26 am

    I agree with you TT. A half an hour watching DBT simply makes me happy!

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  2. Sherry says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:30 am

    I thought it was super good, but these half hours shows are over before it begins. Bummer! I am looking forward to more. Kim does look great, but I can’t believe she didn’t have face/nose work done. I know you will review WWHL, so lets talk about it. 🙂

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  3. Riley says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:32 am

    I loved it . Only wonder why she had so much plastic surgery. I thought she was so much prettier before. She had her face changed and I like the other Kim better.

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    • Riley says

      August 17, 2015 at 12:11 pm

      OK. just watched WWHL and she swears to no face changes. Maybe it is the makeup. She looks different, that’s for sure.

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      • Sherry says

        August 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm

        I know, I can’t wait for TT to cover WWHL and see what everyone thinks. If you see pictures from the first few seasons of RH she has a larger/longer nose but now it is the exact same nose as her daughter. Her face is tighter too, I don’t get it. I think she looks great its just so different.

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  4. Erica says

    August 17, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Random thoughts… I love this show too… They are just so happy with each other, and honestly, I think Kroy is a good stepdad (I don’t think his talking about Brielle leaving has anything to do with WANTING her out of the house – just knowing that that is healthy that she break away at this age. Although I’m not sure if she’s mentally capable! LOL!)

    The chef cracks me up – and she is great with KJ. The dog balls comment – didn’t know I could laugh and gag at the same time!

    They didn’t have the twins on a lot, I noticed.

    I think Kim must have a new make up person. I think it was less the lip injections than it was that orange lipstick! (Plus it was over her lip line… I know it is kind of a thing, but one I don’t care for) She needs to throw that shit out – I almost started thinking something was wrong with my TV color adjustment, then I noticed the little kids looked normal.

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  5. Shellbelle says

    August 17, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    I thought it was cute. I’d much rather watch DBT than RHOA.
    As far as the debate on her did she, didn’t she plastic surgery- who cares? She’s been pretty honest with what she has had done, even filming it as part of her show last year. I don’t get why she would lie about a nose job when she’s been upfront about her other work. If she did, good for her. If she didn’t, glad she likes her nose. She must have a makeup artist that went to the Kim K school of contouring. Have yall ever noticed how much contouring she (Kim k) does to her face? Damn.

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  6. JoJoFLL says

    August 17, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    I love this show also! Kim’s makeup artist needs to stop contouring her cheekbones, under eye, and nose with a gold highlighter because it isn’t transferring well to hi def. Otherwise, love these guys! Kim is living EVERY girl’s dream!

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  7. BeetsWhy says

    August 17, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    I love this show, so not like Bravo to give a half hour of happy! I want to work for Kim, I like her kind of crazy. My only worry is that Kroy won’t play forever and she can sure spend money.

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    • Smitty says

      August 18, 2015 at 6:12 pm

      I wonder if they made any changes in their lifestyle since his huge salary cut after he re-signed with the Falcons. I believe he went from @ $3 million/ year down to about $1 million.

      And, those new veneers Kim has… oh my! LOL they were really affecting her speech on this episode.

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  8. Anastasia_Beave says

    August 17, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    I love KJ and Kash.

    Kroy is so fucking hot.

    Go Kim. She has got quite the life going on.

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    • Samantha says

      August 18, 2015 at 1:35 pm

      I know …since she had a sugar daddy and a friend (Nene) to get her the start in RHOA. She’s useless. Except, reproducing, spending, lying and always puttin g the word God in her sentences where they do not belong.

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        August 18, 2015 at 8:48 pm

        Alrighty.

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    • Skeeter says

      August 21, 2015 at 3:24 am

      WTF?

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  9. Jujue says

    August 17, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    This is such a fun show! I remember a reader here mentioned that they spotted Kim filming a scene for the show and she looked a bit shellacked – I can see what they meant now. She is beautiful to me. I love whatever work she has had done. BUT, would love to see her skin less “coated.” She is still young enough to go a little more barefaced with bright or dark lipstick and lashes..not sure sure knows how pretty she is without SO much going on.

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  10. loriflack says

    August 17, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Two of my favorite foods, carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and chunkey crab cakes.
    Didn’t they ever watch SpongeBob

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  11. Tara says

    August 17, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    I love me some Kim! She is my kind of funny.
    I am going to keep saying “Believe and receive” She seems to be truly happy, sexy man, beautiful kids and getting paid to do what she has always wanted.
    Those babies ! Kaia is going to be the one that keeps them up at night. She is no joke!

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  12. Soul Sista says

    August 17, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    I love this show too! Kroy seems to be a great husband & dad. Kim looks so different from her early RHOA days…she has had a lot of work done over the years. But she looks good, she should stop with all the surgery now. The only thing i am not feeling is the airhead Brianna storyline. I don’t believe she didn’t know the difference between crab cake & carrot cake…

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  13. Travis says

    August 17, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    Tamra I wonder why it is only half an hour? I think she could do an hour

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  14. Cheychey says

    August 17, 2015 at 9:54 pm

    Love a show about a family that actually lives each other, gets along and is not dysfunctional!

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      August 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm

      I so agree!

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  15. Rose says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    Kim has really grown up! Cute show about family life. Didn’t like Brielle ‘ boogie cut out and are she and Slade really that dumb about crab came vs carrot cake. …I couldn’t so laughing.

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  16. Ann says

    August 18, 2015 at 5:19 am

    Brielle and Slade are totally clueless. So sad. Going to college: highly unlikely

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  17. Matzah60 says

    August 18, 2015 at 7:47 am

    Lol…..I love your title of dumb and dumber. Spot on! I recall a student in my son’s class who was trying to get into law school. She took her LSATs and got a 127. She was rejected by every school she applied to until she miraculously applied and got into Widener College here in NJ. Her grandfather is a super wealthy guy who happened to donate enough money to have a wing of the school named after the family’s surname. Sadly, money talks and I’m sure that this girl occupied a space in the class that was meant for someone much more deserving.

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  18. Cleo says

    August 18, 2015 at 11:23 am

    I love the chaos and OTTness that is the Biermann household. I do not love looking at Kim’s greenish-hued spray tan and orange lip gloss. Agreeance with whomever said upthread^^ that they thought it was their TV color. Me too, then I realized that Brielle and Ariana also have that same bad spray tan but Kroy, the other kids and their staff have normal coloring.

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  19. Samantha says

    August 18, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    Ummm…really …TT you needed ANOTHER half hour to watch Kim spend,complain and do nothing ?

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  20. S Ross (@SRoss4) says

    August 18, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    Loved it! We have 3 generations watching it. It’s the new family dinner in our house.

    Reply
  21. Jennifer N says

    August 19, 2015 at 1:35 pm

    Does anyone think it’s her teeth that makes her face look so different ? Like maybe vaneers?

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