Bethenny needs to fire her stylist.
Bethenny is supposed to give five minutes of therapy to whoever flashes on the screen.
Luann: When you say “be cool” is that a menopausal thing? Are you going through the change? (Heh at 44 Bethenny will find out how “uncool” this comment is very soon. What was that reap what you sow comment again?)
Tamra: So you’ve now found Jesus, but how come you haven’t been able to find your right cup size?
Kelly Bensimon: So I’m wondering when you told me that you’re up here and I’m down there, was that really you projecting? (Did that make sense to anyone?)
Ramona: So this whole toddler stage you are going through? When are we ever going to get to the adult stage?
Kenya: All these props and these fans and these blowhorns and things…so do you not get enough props? Is that what is happening?
Questions for Bethenny:
Stupid shit about the storming of Luann’s bedroom. The interesting part is Andy called Luann out for banging a 20 something houseboy while in Turks and Caicos.
Bethenny is talking in some sort of affected, stilted manner. It’s kind of bizarre.
Bethenny is glad she came back to the show. She had a great time. As we could tell from all of the crying, bitching and whining.
Her least favorite moment was how bitchy she was sometimes, but she had a great time this season. She likes making shit tons of money for drinking and crying and preaching to the other ladies, I suppose.
Bethenny says that she and Eric Stonestreet are friends and she never confirms or denies dating rumors. We all know she is doing some sort of new men’s weight loss Skinny Boy crap and he is the guinea pig.
Wow. Andy gave them the crappy panties for playing the game. I expected the bathrobe, the new lounge pants and a pony apiece. It is Bethenny after all.
The Real Housewives awards are starting. Oh joy.