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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Girl Code

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Girl Code

August 10, 2015 by tamaratattles 107 Comments

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Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy  that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight.

We begin back in paradise where the party is over and the hangovers have arrived. Heather tries to force the partiers to get up and go scuba diving. I predict that will not happen. Only Heather, Meghan, Lizzie and Tamra are able to rally for the scuba excursion. Of course the ladies aren’t certified scuba divers but that doesn’t matter since they aren’t really scuba diving, they are basically standing on the sandy bottom with a giant heavy metal helmet full of air on their heads. They are basically feeding the fish. It looks claustrophobic.  Tamra agrees and doesn’t want to do it.

Vicki and Shannon finally make it out on the beach to enjoy the view and a hair of the dog. Vicki and Shannon talk about …..wait for it…David’s affair.  He was having the affair for the entire they filmed last season. The other woman befriended Shannon and used to talk to her about Shannon’s marital issues. Shannon keeps talking about how she is only sharing the details with Vicki. And you know, a few million of us. RHOOC heather meghan

Later in the evening, the ladies get together for a final dinner, replete with fire dancers. Meghan starts right in on asking the other ladies about what they said about her the previous night. It’s like she wants to be called a homewrecker and a crappy stepmon.  The ladies are willing to oblige.  Tamra stirs the pot by bringing up how weird it is that Heather is friends with Jim’s second wife and his mistress and eventual third wife at the same time.  This is the girl code issue. I agree with Shannon. Tamra and Vicki go to the bathroom and Heather goes in to make sure they are not talking about her. It’s ridiculous. Eat your dinner.

The girls leave in golf carts and Vicki and Tamra are the drivers. As you might imagine, it was more like a bumper car race. Meghan tells Tamra that Shannon called her a pot stirrer. Meghan is the pot stirrer in waiting.

Shannon should not have even engaged in an argument with the idiot that is Meghan. They all retreat to their own quarters.

The next morning they all pack up to leave. Tamra has a copy of a book called The Bible for Dummies. I am not kidding. I am not going to make the obvious religion joke either.  I love Heather’s travel wardrobe. A few ukuleles and a wiener dance later and the ladies are back on the ferry to begin the journey home.  On the ferry Vicki and Meghan argue over whether or not a 17 year old should be doing online high school.

Back at the original point of entry, we have one more, “final dinner” before going home. Of course Meghan wants to start shit.  Oh wait. Meghan apologizes to Shannon. Well that is new. Vicki thanks everyone for accepting Brooks. It’s especially important to her now that her mother has died.

Next Week: More Meghan and Jim fighting. More drama with Vicki and Brooks.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Meghan King Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson Tagged With: Bravo, Charity Event, Elizabeth "Lizzie" Rovsek, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Jeana Keough, Meghan Edmonds, Moorea, Real Housewives of Orange County, Recap, RHOOC, Season 10 Premiere, Shannon Beador, Sharks, Tahiti, Tamra Judge, Twatwaffles, Under Construction, Vicki Gunvalson

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  1. Xanadude says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    I can’t say why publicly, but I’ve emailed TT and she knows why I was extremely traumatized by the last five minutes of this show. 🙂

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    • VonHolley says

      August 11, 2015 at 11:31 am

      You’re point of posting this is…..?

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      • Xanadude says

        August 12, 2015 at 8:06 pm

        Tamara knows. and that is enough 🙂

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  2. SantaFeWay says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    Haven’t seen the whole episode yet, but I agree with Shannon that it was super creepy that the woman David was having his affair with was talking to Shannon about her marriage to David. That’s cold. That’s def breaking girl code. So sick. That should have made David think twice about the woman he chose to cheat with. Yuck! What kind of woman would do that?

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    • Gingersnap says

      August 10, 2015 at 11:41 pm

      A sick, twisted, diabolical bitch?

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    • janet says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:19 am

      Ive heard of that happening several times, and the mistress uses that information to her advantage with the husband. Sad to say but when it comes to love or money, girl code often goes right out the window. Looks like there’s a shake up with Vickie and Shannons friendship on the next episode, and im sorry to see that. Notice Vickie admitting several tines tonight she regrets not staying with Donn.

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    • alexa2626 says

      August 11, 2015 at 8:44 am

      Are you serious! Just started watching on the dvr. Wow… That’s so gross of the mistress. What a piece of garbage.

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      • Shae says

        August 11, 2015 at 9:39 am

        That nauseated me beyond belief. I know there are women out there who are mistresses and don’t give a damn re: the wife, out of sight out of mind kinda thing, but it’s a whole other level of disturbing when they go out of their way to insert themselves into the wife’s life. Why on earth?? The sleeping with a married man is wrong and selfish, but that is just creepy, bizarre and sick- toying with another person that way.

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      • Shae says

        August 11, 2015 at 9:41 am

        and when you add that creepy/dishonest behavior to the mix it’s even more unbelievable that Shannon is doing as well as she is trying to repair her trust in her husband and people in general. I would be a mess. I don’t think people give her enough credit- her husband carried on with another woman for almost a year, a woman who “befriended” her and that she confided in. I really don’t fault her for having “moments” where she gets emotional remembering the very recent past and her husband’s transgressions. I don’t think may people could handle it as she is.

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      • Pip says

        August 11, 2015 at 4:27 pm

        That revelation gave me better insight as to why Shannon is a fucked up and mistrusting as she is.
        Finding out David’s affair was going on before the show even began shocked me. WTF was HE thinking, having this secret and agreeing to do a TV show.
        I have more sympathy for Shannon now. But she is an idiot for doing a TV show with all this drama going on in her marriage.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 11, 2015 at 5:48 pm

          ​How was she to know that she was doing a TV show while her husband was cheating when she signed up again?

          On Tue, Aug 11, 2015 at 4:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Pip says

        August 11, 2015 at 6:42 pm

        @Tamara
        The revelation I was referring to was that some bitch posing as her friend fucked David. That is fucked up.
        And I am shocked that DAVID (not Shannon) would have greenlighted this knowing he was a cheating liar.

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        • tamaratattles says

          August 11, 2015 at 8:05 pm

          ​Nothing about this comment makes sense, Pip. Shannon did not know David was cheating when she signed up for the show.

          David can’t “greenlight” anything. And he wasn’t cheating when they signed on to the show. They don’t sign on the day before shooting.

          On Tue, Aug 11, 2015 at 6:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Pip says

        August 12, 2015 at 12:46 am

        @ Tamara-
        OMG… You are totally right! Hahaha!
        Never mind…

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      August 11, 2015 at 3:53 pm

      Probably a narcissist, or someone with BPD or histrionic. No joke.

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    • tilmont says

      August 12, 2015 at 9:45 pm

      It’s not as uncommon as one would think – and any mistress who befriends the wife is very interested in being wife v2.0 or v3.0 etc. Sad.

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  3. SantaFeWay says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:50 pm

    Also, I can totally relate to the relationship with Vicki and Shannon. That conversation on the beach rang true to me. Good girlfriends don’t hear and tell. I hate seeing the promo for next week where Shannon and Vicki appear to fight. My girlfriends keep confidences no matter what, and I for them. That is what real friends do. I hope Shannon and Vicki are really friends and not made-for-Bravo.

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  4. SantaFeWay says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    Tamra is, and will always be, trashy in every way.

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  5. TAT says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    I simply can’t with Meghan. She’s a vapid moron with zero self-awareness. Her blog last week stated she doesn’t bad mouth her step-kids mothers and yet this week she is saying that Jim’s 2nd wife is a very angry person. Yeah She’s a piece of work. Alas, karma shall intervene and set right what is wrong with this chick.

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    • janet says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:52 am

      Yeah, she definatly didnt speak well of the second wife, and actually seemed like the angry one. Makes me think they were spot on with the Heather breaking girl code, by befriending her friends ex husbands new wife. Makes Heather just look like a straight up social climber. I have that code myself. I cant feel like someone is my friend, if they embrace a sworn enemy of mine. If its just someone I find annoying its ok, but its someone who really truely hurt me, then I cant hang with a friend getting real close to them. Ive allways found that its a sign that friend is not a true friend and im better off without. And if I have to spell it out to them, well whats the point? I hope the second wife does well and has other better friends than Heather, or at least a hot lover.

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      • Deb in SF says

        August 11, 2015 at 3:05 am

        Seems that the DuBrows’ friend is Jim Edmonds and, by extension, everyone he marries.

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    • Shae says

      August 11, 2015 at 9:45 am

      She’s insufferable. All her talking head interviews sound so contrived, overacted, and ridiculous. Like a dramatic child playing to the camera. She tries to point out these supposed “hypocrisies” but the situations are very blatantly different. She was criticized for allowing Hayley to have a car and luxuries when she isn’t pulling her weight in school/home, but then says Vickie is a hypocrite for wanting to buy Brianna and her family a truck? Brianna is grown, educated, worked, supported herself and is a married woman with a family. Buying her a nice new car as a gift for all of them, is worlds away from buying a 16/17 yr old a car when they aren’t attending school, aren’t working, and aren’t handling their responsibilities. She’s insane.

      I’ve had it with her odd headbands as well lol

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      • Lawstangel says

        August 11, 2015 at 4:13 pm

        That was a well thought out outstanding rationalization!

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      • alexa2626 says

        August 11, 2015 at 9:27 pm

        She’s definitely insane, and HAS to be to wear that headgear!

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        • lisamia says

          August 12, 2015 at 12:47 pm

          “She’s definitely insane, and HAS to be to wear that headgear!”
          I was thinking the head band may be hiding the cone head. I would love to hear was ex number two has to say.

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      • sundayhare3 says

        August 11, 2015 at 10:55 pm

        @Shae I agree. She did that several times. One situation may be similar but the whole picture makes the circumstances totally different. How can she compare what she was doing with Haley to what Vicki was speaking of with Brianna. She cannot make the connection between details in situations. She is very immature and childish. The remark about being not hung over because of her age, true or not, she just sounds so snarky about everything. Sadly, I don’t think it is her age. I know many 30 years olds that have far more maturity than she does. I cannot even watch her and her husband together it so uncomfortable.

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  6. heels&booze says

    August 10, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    There is something wrong with Meghan. Seriously

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    • Diva says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:26 am

      I agree. An episode or so ago, Vicki was asking her why she didn’t work, the way her mouth made the ugliest snarl, when she said that they met and “fell in love.” It was *really* creepy. And strange.

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      • alexa2626 says

        August 11, 2015 at 8:53 am

        I saw that. She also makes a disgusted, creepy face – for example, when they first arrived in Tahiti and had drinks upon arriving at the hotel. She really can make some nasty faces.

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      • Miss Missy says

        August 19, 2015 at 1:06 am

        Those random snarl faces are bizarre…she has some weird twitch that makes me uncomfortable. It’s not just when she’s angry or defensive. Strange.

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        • lisamia says

          August 19, 2015 at 2:44 am

          My new nickname for Meghan is Mantis Barbie.

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  7. therealdeb says

    August 10, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    Megans hair looked like shit at dinner, and she goes between looking nice and fashionable to like a stupid messy headed twat. All should be wary where Tamra is concerned, she is a pot stirrer and a shit talker. Shannon should have just said all she did while Tamra was there, but she may have had to suffer the wrath of that razor sharp tongue. Little miss Edmonds is also a pot stirrer and she really has no clue as to who is really a friend and who isn’t.

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    • Tp says

      August 10, 2015 at 11:15 pm

      I’ve hated every fashion choice she has made this season. It’s time a stylist stepped in! She looked ridiculous with those head wraps ! Lol

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      • therealdeb says

        August 11, 2015 at 12:17 am

        A few of her choices have been pretty good, the rest have been like she is trying way to hard to look young and with it. Her shaggy unstyled hair was terrible. Some can get away with that, Brandi beeing one of them in my opinion, but Megan makes it look real bad.

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      • jen says

        August 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm

        I don’t know if I believe this is David’s first affair. Just the first time he was caught. Who knows why women sleep with married men and go even further to befriend the wife. I suppose they are just sick pieces of trash with no self respect to begin with so no line is off limits to cross.

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  8. Margarett says

    August 10, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    Good grief ! No wonder Shannon is having a hard time trying to “get over it” as so many have suggested. What kind of woman would talk to the wife of the man with whom she’s having an affair? Never mind…silly question we all know the answer to that one.

    Of course, Shannon’s still angry with David. He not only had an affair he allowed the woman to be disrespectful to his wife. And, moreover, he continued the affair after the disrespect happened. What a prince of a fellow!

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    • breelee says

      August 11, 2015 at 12:48 am

      You beat me posting this Margarett. Now the ones saying Shannon went over the top, was acting crazy, can see why. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound. Shame on David for not only messing around, but letting his skank befriend his wife is criminal. What a pig. I hated the previews showing Vicki mad at Shannon. I cant imagine what she did that was so bad. I hope they make up.

      Same old Tamra, only now she’s stirring for Jesus.

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      • janet says

        August 11, 2015 at 1:36 am

        Everyone goes crazy when an affair happens, the person having it and the one who was betrayed. I wouldnt judge Shannon. And anytime other people participate in the betrayl and screw you over as a friend too, well that gaslightes a person into the stratosphere. It takes it to an even worse level and I really sympathize. David should definitely realuze that wiman he had the affair with is evil, and not a quality person at all. I cant imagine doing all that to a wife and then befriending her too, in order to take her marriage down. But im afraid some women thrive on being ruthless and manipulative like this and it doesnt surprise me.

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      • sundayhare3 says

        August 11, 2015 at 11:03 pm

        So right about Tamara. She cracked me up saying ” she just want’s to be honest now and have everything on the table”. PLEASE so before when she put everything on the table she wasn’t doing it to be honest? She was voted most likely to stir the pot with Meghan second on WWHL. She was fine with it. And Meghan whining how Tamara is her friend, oh my word. What is this world coming to? LOL

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      • Gabriella says

        August 12, 2015 at 4:00 am

        Seems like we’re all dreading the Vicki/Shannon bust up, and it looked pretty serious with Vicki shouting and Shannon crying. Can’t imagine what she must have done to elicit such a response. Hope they get through it.

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    • gessiewtf says

      August 11, 2015 at 10:08 am

      I’m sorry, but I can’t get past Shannon’s ginormous caps/dentures. Whoever did them did a terrible job and it ages her dramatically. I want to know who this mistress is. I hope we find out. That would be fascinating.

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      • Maisey says

        August 11, 2015 at 11:03 am

        I bet A LOT of people—-including cast members—-know who she is. The affair went on a long time and they socialize in a pretty tight circle. Wonder if she was at the Hoe Down, the ugly Christmas sweater party, etc.

        I like Shannon but she and David are a real pair. Knowing that David consented to a reality program after the affair started shows an utter recklessness for his entire family’s feeling. For Shannon to agree to make this a story line doubles down on that. And WTF with pretending she is “confiding” in just Vicki??!? UMMMM…….You’re sitting in MY living room.

        Frankly, I am surprised in this day of “my 15” the other woman hasn’t outed herself and sold her story to the highest bidder. She, or someone, probably will soon. Then Shannon and David can collectively suffer and wail some more.

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      • Dixie Sugarbaker says

        August 11, 2015 at 11:31 pm

        Remember when Shannon got so mad at Heather because Heather discussed Shannon’s marriage with a few of her friends at lunch? How much you want to bet that the other woman was at that lunch?

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      August 11, 2015 at 3:58 pm

      I just don’t even understand how she’s angry with him at this point. If it were me I would feel like this is not the person I thought he was and I’d be done with him. And I wouldn’t be angry, I’d just be over it.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      August 11, 2015 at 10:58 pm

      It is becoming more and more understandable as details come out why she is having such a hard time with trust. It also bothers me that David allowed this “mistress” to befriend her. That is very dark. Something not right there at all. I did, however, like it when he called her. Hope he is being on the up and up but after that little revelation I have serious doubts. I am very fond of loony Shannon.

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  9. BeetsWhy says

    August 10, 2015 at 11:12 pm

    how did Lizzy manage to have absolutely zero storyline or input to those who did and STILL manage to get to go on that trip? I would give up an organ to go on that trip and cut it out myself! Guess Heather couldn’t bring her new faux champagne, all I saw were bottles of Veuve but good on her for protecting them in the golf cart

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    • therealdeb says

      August 11, 2015 at 12:18 am

      I totally thought she was channeling him!!!!

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    • Erica says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:27 am

      Bret Michaels headband… I am dying! LOL! I could also see her being on that craptastic reality show he did to find his next wife.

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    • swizzle says

      August 11, 2015 at 10:21 am

      But they cut out Lizzy’s Sun Kitten promo. She had gift bags for all the ladies when she walked up to dinner, but we never saw the bags or what was in them again. I’m sure that pissed her off.

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      • Lawstangel says

        August 11, 2015 at 4:16 pm

        That is not really fair to Lizzie…one of the reasons the ladies do these shows is to bring awareness (hawk) their stuff.

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  10. Tp says

    August 10, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    Man, that Tamara is good! She just can’t help herself! She is the one who brought up the Alyson /Heather friendship! And she went on to say that she rip step mom in half and throw her In the ocean. So Tamara goes back and talks crap to Heather about Shannon when she said more than Shannon did. Then, when Shannon has the audacity to call her a pot stirrer to Meghan ( which she totally is) , Tamara gets her ” feelings hurt” ? that Meghan something else. Anyone else notice her really strange body ? Skinny linebacker up top, tiny hips and butt. She looks like one of those rubber toys , like someone stretched out the bottom half of her body. lol

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    • Bella 2 says

      August 11, 2015 at 2:58 am

      Tp…You totally Nailed it! I agree with everything you said and Omg LMAO over your “Linebacker up top and tiny hips and butt” comment. I was noticing that too when she had her swimsuit on. I Just can’t with her.
      I am hoping she won’t return next season. Fingers Crossed!!

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      • Tp says

        August 18, 2015 at 1:47 am

        She’s just gross to me. And I’d bet money that she’s either Jimmy’s beard or his hired house mom for that winner of a daughter of his .. He such a douche and he clearly doesn’t give a shit about Meghan. Back an episode or so I noticed that his mannerisms and the way he talked looked a little feminine to me . Not that I have any problem with gay men, I typically love them all . But this guy is a jerk.. just sayin..

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    • alexa2626 says

      August 11, 2015 at 10:02 pm

      Her body is bizarre. Yes, she’s in shape, but her shoulders are incredibly broad and then no hips or butt… I said I bet she was a mean girl in high school, my husband said he thought she was a nerd. Lol. The weird headgear only emphasizes her disproportionate body and head. Meghan, sorry to be mean, but also not sorry. You’re not the kindest ragging on the “old” ladies.

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      • Gabriella says

        August 12, 2015 at 4:06 am

        The “old ladies” knock spots off her!

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  11. Gingersnap says

    August 10, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    Tamra is a pot stirrer and calls it ‘honesty’. She needs to read her Bible For Dummies and shut the fuck up. Meghan is Tamra’s mini-me and is a pot stirrer too. She couldn’t wait two minutes before she stirred the pot and told Tamra that Shannon called her a pot stirrer. Mmmm, okay, hypocrite much? When these two pot stirrers decide to stir the pot on each other, it will be good times. Shannon told the real truth when she said that they all were pot stirrers. I really don’t like Meghen, not so much because she is a pot stirrer, more because she is just a grade A bitch.

    I love that Shannon shows the Bravo world her flabby stomach. It takes a lot of confidence to do that. My stomach is less than toned too, and there is no way in hell I would do it. Nope, not me 😉

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    • janet says

      August 11, 2015 at 2:13 am

      Tamra’s honesty is allways slanted in her favor so much, so it essentially is a lie ,mixed with a bit of truth. That’s the honesty of a low life, which is what I think Tamra is. Its pure calculation and manipulation. And of couse she does it to throw shade at Shannon, who she allready screwed over before and lied about it. The woman has no shame, and if I were Shannon I would not want to party with the bitch. Glad that Heather didnt give it too much credence. Tamra is such a fair weather friend and back stanger. People who talk out both sides of their mouth are the worst! I hate them!

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      • Bella 2 says

        August 11, 2015 at 3:49 am

        YES!! 100% Correct on Tamra. This is Tamras way keeping it 100…Minus “Her” Comments. She definitely starts it, then Runs & tells immediately after. Smh Why would anyone trust her anymore after clearly seeing her true Shady ways. She claims to like Meghan…I’m sure Meghan will feel that Eddie has a crush on her too since her husband Mr. Baseball is Gone 90% of the time and she’s Wanting Attention…then she’ll give Tamra what Shannon gets….Her silly Ass Arrogance. I mean Meghan Is 30 and has no clue “Why” the other lady’s have issues with her…She is 30 & gets no hangovers becuz she’s 30. Um…I literally wanna tell this chick to just STFU! She has absolutely nothing that any of them would want. She “wants” them to be insecure over her. She trys to make Shannon look jealous of “Her” becuz of Heathers party but the idiot was never a concern to Shannon. David Had a gf when he said Hi to Meghan at that party, so I wish she’d stop trying to get Shannon to say… “I’m Sorry Meghan for being Jealous of your Fabulous Younger than me Self”..So Pathetic this 3rd wife & OBVI future Ex of Mr Baseball.

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      • Maisey says

        August 11, 2015 at 6:33 pm

        Janet
        you lost me at “Tamra’s honesty…..”

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  12. Melza says

    August 11, 2015 at 1:03 am

    I’m not one to critique anyone’s fashion choices but I hope Meghan is getting paid a lot of money to wear those bizzare rhinestone headbands!

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  13. Erica says

    August 11, 2015 at 1:47 am

    Agree with everything except – I think it is ok under certain circumstances to be friends with both ex and current wife, and NOT break the girl code… I think the closer friendship is between Terry and Jim (and maybe Heather). It might just be happenstance that Heather remains friendly with Wife #2, and she might as well be friendly with the current wife so it isn’t awkward for the men. What is she supposed to do… refuse to have Meghan enter her house or participate in anything Terry wants to do with his friend?

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  14. Maisey says

    August 11, 2015 at 1:54 am

    “The Bible for Dummies” LoL

    What’s next? “The Old Testament—Cliff Notes”?

    “Genesis—-in 140 characters or less.” Twitter Spirituality

    “The 6 Commandments—abridged version”

    Fast food for the soul.
    Go Tamra.

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    • oh sheila! you a good judy says

      August 11, 2015 at 2:39 pm

      clever Maisey!

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    • Pip says

      August 11, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      OMG! Swear to God this is true.
      About six months ago I bought “The Bible for Dummies”.
      I haven’t read the bible since Jr. High. That was close to 40 years ago.
      I was thinking I would like to read it again, but it’s a huge task. So I thought I would get the “easy” version. Still haven’t read it though.

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      • Maisey says

        August 11, 2015 at 4:54 pm

        Pip,
        Nah—-nothing to make fun of here.

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 11, 2015 at 5:47 pm

        ​A children’s Bible, or a Living Bible would be a smarter choice. After King James rewrote it to his liking though, I suppose a random person rewriting it for dummies is sort of inconsequential.

        It reminds me of the old joke, “What’s the difference between an atheist and religious person?”

        An atheist has read the Bible.

        On Tue, Aug 11, 2015 at 4:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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        • lisamia says

          August 11, 2015 at 6:59 pm

          I was raised by Unitarians. Unitarian joke: Unitarian dies and heads down the road to the after life. There’s a fork in the road–left will take her to heaven and right will take her to a lecture on heaven. Unitarian will always take the right.
          I need Atheism for Dummies.

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      • fivecatsownme says

        August 11, 2015 at 8:49 pm

        @Kiwanis- a Unitarian miracle is seeing Ralph Waldo Emerson’s face in a tortilla.

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        • lisamia says

          August 12, 2015 at 12:44 pm

          “a Unitarian miracle is seeing Ralph Waldo Emerson’s face in a tortilla.”
          So true! LOL

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  15. Riverset says

    August 11, 2015 at 4:03 am

    There is something semi evil with Meghan. She confuses low/no class stupidity with “telling it like it is. Strange to watch and I hope Bravo senses she is not a good fit with theses girls. What does she do? Whine about Jimmy, whom she sees a couple of times a month and whine about her “love” of her stepchildren. I can’t stand her.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      August 11, 2015 at 11:07 pm

      And I hope Bravo realizes it before WE have to see yet another marriage fall apart. I wonder then if Heather befriends the next wife how Meghan will feel then? She is pitiful and annoying at the same time.

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  16. lisamia says

    August 11, 2015 at 4:30 am

    Tamra’s ability to stir shit is true art. Please make Meghan a one season wonder…can’t stand her for one more season. OMG I want a could of weeks in one of those huts with the boyfriend. Thanks for the recap, TT.

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  17. microop says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:01 am

    While Heathers friendship with Megan is ethically murky, if they are really friends with Jim first, and now they are doing this television show together, it seems like a difficult situation for her to navigate.

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    • lisamia says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:34 pm

      “While Heathers friendship with Megan is ethically murky, if they are really friends with Jim first, and now they are doing this television show together, it seems like a difficult situation for her to navigate.”
      Agreed. Heather is in a no-win situation here. One of the sad parts of divorce is your friends thinking they have to choose sides. It does look like the friendship is actually with the husband and being ‘friend’ to who ever the current wife is, is part of the deal.

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      • fivecatsownme says

        August 11, 2015 at 5:27 pm

        I agree with you, lisamia. Heather is stuck in between a rock and a hard place. She seems like she is friendly with Meghan, not close friends with Meghan.
        The only women I can see having a genuine friendship are Vicky and Tamra.

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        • lisamia says

          August 11, 2015 at 6:50 pm

          True. Tamra was in the audience in WWHL last night. From what Vicky said it doesn’t sound like Vicky as spent much if any time with Shannon for the last few months. Sad–they are so cute together.

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  18. Bouji says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:33 am

    Lizzie is the only one who I can stomach, and she’s not enough of a vulgar, grotesque fucking plastic blowup doll to be more than friend of housecows, apparently. Is it worth the paycheck to appear on TV as a sorority of flaming assholes, especially while not even playacting? Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

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  19. Maisey says

    August 11, 2015 at 7:22 am

    Meghan has weird reactions. She seems remote and vacant half the time in conversations.Zombie-like.
    She is like a weird, emotionless, staring, vacant Gumby of a woman.

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    • Shae says

      August 11, 2015 at 9:50 am

      vacant gumby lmfao, love it.

      I was actually yelling at my tv for her to shutup when she was babbling on, then I realized, she’ll understand when she’s 40 or 50 why these women saw her age and behavior as such an issue. She’s going to be very embarrassed by how she acted in hindsight, I think.

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      • Miss Missy says

        August 19, 2015 at 1:18 am

        Shae, I don’t think she’ll ever understand or be embarrassed by anything. She has no soul.

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    • Pip says

      August 11, 2015 at 4:32 pm

      That’s kinda one of the things I like about her. She really seems to observe and process what is happening around her.
      I don’t know… I am clearly the only person who is not bothered by her. In fact, I find her reactions and interactions with the other women interesting.

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      • Miss Missy says

        August 19, 2015 at 1:17 am

        Meghan? Observe? Process? Interesting?

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  20. jrleaguer says

    August 11, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    Not sure which was worse…Tamara telling Heather that she is talking to a “Pasture” or Meghan trying to make bedazzled headbands a trend.

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    • oh sheila! you a good judy says

      August 11, 2015 at 2:38 pm

      i’ll go with the Tamra comment, as worse. that was mess.

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    • Erica says

      August 11, 2015 at 5:50 pm

      Loved the look on Heather’s face – she totally caught “Pasture” but probably was thinking to herself – I’m a Jew, better not go there.

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    • Tp says

      August 18, 2015 at 1:57 am

      I caught that too ! Lol something tells me she hasn’t spent as much time in churches she’d like us to think .

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 18, 2015 at 8:25 am

        ​Although I personally was baptized in the Mediterranean sea, the entire congregation was there. If you belong to a church, you are baptized in front of the church. Hiring an online preacher to dunk you in a pool on TV while your cast mates watch really isn’t a religious experience, IMNSHO.

        On Tue, Aug 18, 2015 at 1:57 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  21. bravocueen says

    August 11, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    For every person who has ever thought Kristin Taekman was the dumbest woman on reality tv, I bring you Meghan. . .

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    • Margarett says

      August 11, 2015 at 1:46 pm

      Great comment, Bravocueen. Thanks for the laugh!

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    • Shae says

      August 11, 2015 at 4:05 pm

      truth! lol

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  22. Maisey says

    August 11, 2015 at 2:06 pm

    Can someone please forward me a copy of the Official Girl Code? I seem to have misplaced mine. And since I cannot refer to it daily, I have no idea how to behave or conduct my life.
    Please. Anybody?

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    • Ginger says

      August 11, 2015 at 2:33 pm

      Maisey, I think Luann summed it up best, “Be cool; don’t be all ah, uncool.” Girl Code for dummies by the countess.

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      • Bella 2 says

        August 11, 2015 at 4:58 pm

        Too Funny!! I luv it!

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  23. More Tea Please! says

    August 11, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Vicky needs a shoe stylist! Those shoes look like crap with that dress!

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  24. Pip says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that Lizzie ALWAYS wears white?
    Every top and outfit is white.

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    • Miss Missy says

      August 19, 2015 at 1:20 am

      Lizzie said her luggage actually was lost on the flight so she had to wear her white outfit again.

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  25. fivecatsownme says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    Motion sickness in Morea or Vicki whoops it up yet again.

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  26. Katherine says

    August 11, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    This whole pot-stirrer business just conjures up the image of Tamra and Meghan as McBeth witches. Double, double toil and trouble….

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  27. Ghosts says

    August 11, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    Meghan has bitter beer face.

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  28. Josie says

    August 11, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    I would bet money that shit stirer extraordinaire Tamra is somehow behind the fight with Shannon and Vicki (behind the scenes).

    Meghan’s headbands remind me of Jane Fonda aerobic tapes, legwarmers, Xanadu and Olivia Newton John and roller skating in sparkly crap.

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    • alexa2626 says

      August 11, 2015 at 9:29 pm

      Lol… I think Jazzercise outfits were way more pimp than whatever the hell that blinded-out thing on her head was.

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      • alexa2626 says

        August 11, 2015 at 11:32 pm

        Bling-ed***.

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  29. alexa2626 says

    August 11, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    Dead on. And when she does get emotional, seems SO melodramatic. While I am sympathetic to step mothers, foster moms and others who would like to have their own children, her particular reaction seems soooo over the top.

    When I was 30, I had many friends who were older than me. My age was only brought up if they said something in passing (women who weren’t friendly definitely would comment on it snidely) – what makes Meghan unbearable isn’t her age. In fact, that’s the least of her worries! Maybe she will become more mature, but I think many of her unlikable qualities are part of her core.

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  30. Xanadude says

    August 12, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    I think it will be interesting going forward seeing if people will continue to film with Meghan or if she will get the Bellino freeze out.
    I mean, I really don’t like Meghan, but girl has room to grow. Alexis,however, had no excuse.
    Although I DO think it would be HILARIOUS if Alexis and Jim showed up at Tamra Baptism or were her Baptism sponsors.

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    • Pip says

      August 18, 2015 at 1:55 am

      Jesus Juggs being Tamra’s Baptism sponsor…. THAT is brilliant!

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    • Miss Missy says

      August 19, 2015 at 1:25 am

      “The Bellino freeze out” – yes, here’s hoping! Except Tamra and Heather have plans to keep using Meghan for their own purposes, so she’ll keep coming in handy for them. I also think most of her bad qualities are part of her core. Tonight she said she “can’t fix 17 years of parenting mistakes” – really nice way to throw poor Leeann under the bus. She should use that time to fix the 30 years of mistakes that produced her robobitch self.

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  31. jen says

    August 12, 2015 at 11:18 pm

    I don’t know if I believe this is David’s first affair. Just the first time he was caught. Who knows why women sleep with married men and go even further to befriend the wife. I suppose they are just sick pieces of trash with no self respect to begin with so no line is off limits to cross.

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