Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight.
We begin back in paradise where the party is over and the hangovers have arrived. Heather tries to force the partiers to get up and go scuba diving. I predict that will not happen. Only Heather, Meghan, Lizzie and Tamra are able to rally for the scuba excursion. Of course the ladies aren’t certified scuba divers but that doesn’t matter since they aren’t really scuba diving, they are basically standing on the sandy bottom with a giant heavy metal helmet full of air on their heads. They are basically feeding the fish. It looks claustrophobic. Tamra agrees and doesn’t want to do it.
Vicki and Shannon finally make it out on the beach to enjoy the view and a hair of the dog. Vicki and Shannon talk about …..wait for it…David’s affair. He was having the affair for the entire they filmed last season. The other woman befriended Shannon and used to talk to her about Shannon’s marital issues. Shannon keeps talking about how she is only sharing the details with Vicki. And you know, a few million of us.
Later in the evening, the ladies get together for a final dinner, replete with fire dancers. Meghan starts right in on asking the other ladies about what they said about her the previous night. It’s like she wants to be called a homewrecker and a crappy stepmon. The ladies are willing to oblige. Tamra stirs the pot by bringing up how weird it is that Heather is friends with Jim’s second wife and his mistress and eventual third wife at the same time. This is the girl code issue. I agree with Shannon. Tamra and Vicki go to the bathroom and Heather goes in to make sure they are not talking about her. It’s ridiculous. Eat your dinner.
The girls leave in golf carts and Vicki and Tamra are the drivers. As you might imagine, it was more like a bumper car race. Meghan tells Tamra that Shannon called her a pot stirrer. Meghan is the pot stirrer in waiting.
Shannon should not have even engaged in an argument with the idiot that is Meghan. They all retreat to their own quarters.
The next morning they all pack up to leave. Tamra has a copy of a book called The Bible for Dummies. I am not kidding. I am not going to make the obvious religion joke either. I love Heather’s travel wardrobe. A few ukuleles and a wiener dance later and the ladies are back on the ferry to begin the journey home. On the ferry Vicki and Meghan argue over whether or not a 17 year old should be doing online high school.
Back at the original point of entry, we have one more, “final dinner” before going home. Of course Meghan wants to start shit. Oh wait. Meghan apologizes to Shannon. Well that is new. Vicki thanks everyone for accepting Brooks. It’s especially important to her now that her mother has died.
Next Week: More Meghan and Jim fighting. More drama with Vicki and Brooks.