I really don’t want another half hour of Ramona Singer tonight but Andy Cohen has a different idea.
Ramona’s eyes are like tiny little slits. It looks like she has had more work done. Michael is a huge housewives fan. He gets to ask Andy questions for thirty seconds. Which husband from the east coast would he do. Apollo Nida. What housewife confrontation at a reunion scared you the most? Teresa and Danielle season two, when Teresa pushed him into his seat. Michael says, “Really? More than Kenya?” Yes Michael, more than Kenya. Andy doesn’t really care for Kenya. Plus the THOT wasn’t attacking him. Andy seemed not to care for the follow up question and just said, “that was scary too,”
Andy has a three bachelors behind the bar for her to play a dating game with. Instead of waiting for the game, Ramona says, “I like the one on the far left!” I’ll take the one on the far right if he is left over.
Questions for Ramona:
The guy sounds stoned. It was something about throwing Luann under the bus on the trip. Ramona says she did it because she just didn’t want to deal with Heather. She shouldn’t have done that and she regrets it.
Did you screw the naked guy? No not at all. I was the wingman. I went to bed and went to sleep.
Are you wearing the dress that you stole from Bethenny? She laughs and then says no, but I recognized that dress from somewhere myself.
Someone asks Michael what his tagline would be. He says, “I ain’t a housewife, but I sure wouldn’t mind dipping my wick in one!” Okay that cracked me up. And now we know what Ramona will be doing tonight.
When was the last time you spoke with Mario and what does he think about the book? Ramona says her ex-husband hasn’t read the book, he has only seen some things written on the Internet. They are no longer speaking and it doesn’t matter what he thinks because he is her ex-husband and she is moving on with her new life. One of the things that has been on the Internet that is allegedly an excerpt from the book is a scathing letter that Avery sent to her father about how he broke up the family and had the nerve to take the Mistress into his marital bed in the Hamptons. She told him how his actions had scarred her memories of the house and ruined their relationship. It was a really bold choice to put that in the book unless Avery agreed to it.
He asks Ramona if she sees herself being married again? So tabloid ran a story where Ramona said she wanted to be married by 2016. Tonight she is coy, she says she liked being married, so in time, perhaps.
An older woman asks Ramona if Avery watches the show and what she thinks about her “dating situation.” Ramona says she is really not dating, dating, she is just going through a divorce with some friends. She says she doesn’t think Avery watches the show.