The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their cell phone in one hand going through life with one available hand to do things with so that people can watch them doing things. Or something.
I really can’t judge the participants in this activity since as I type I am listening to random conversations of idiots locked in a house trying to be the sole survivor. I’ve been doing way more feeds watching than anything else. Banjo is about over the very strange hours we are keeping, with potty breaks all around at 4 am.
Anyway, my favorite periscoper sends me updates on the kids constantly. So I thought I’d give you all the Kristen news, because life can be dreary for some of us between Kristen seasons. It appears that she and Carmen, one of Jax’s (shut up Eric, I never know what to do when the word ends in X) exes have gotten the matching tattoo above. Because, Kristen. 
She has also been spending a lot of time with the guy with the beard in the photo above. I am trying to get my periscoper to explain the deal with him. With each email I get things like, “She unfollowed him but he is still following Jax and they are pretending…” It’s like when someone talks about a soap opera you don’t watch or care about and then suddenly they mention that your brother was on Y&R today and you’re like…wait….whut? Now I am interested in what you are saying..
Okay, she just got back to me the guy in the beard is Kevin Hatline. He is very close with Kristen and Jax. Lots of photos with both of them on his IG. He is either dating Kristen, or he is gay says the informant. Um, those two things have never been mutually exclusive. Most of the gay guys on this show date Kristen.
Anyway, I am sure we will see a lot of him on the show next season. For now, I have feeds and something else going on for a while. Talk amongst yourselves.
Thanks so much for the laughs. I had never heard of a periscope before. That was funny about the x’s too. It is good to laugh, thanks.
Horrible tattoo.
And there are two of them
Gay. So gay.
Only you Micheal, haha.
Please excuse my ignorance if this has been discussed on other threads and I missed it … I AM CAIT – did we love it? Are we recapping it? Have we decided there’s too many varying opinions so we don’t mention it? I’m in Australia so no idea if we’ll see it but so bloody curious!
I don’t remember seeing a blog about it yet. Doesn’t it start tonight? Or am I a day off?
I’m not sure – I got the impression from the “interweb” that it had screened but I’m on the other side of the planet and a day ahead.
It did start here last night here, but I didn’t watch. I’m waiting to hear if it’s worth watching.
PS … Hey Sackem, hope all is well.
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re great – we’re a family of 4 now! I miss our old chats!! Hope all is well with you too.
I’m hoping the serious isn’t a sell out. We’re getting a lot of press down here about it.
I have to say, I love that tattoo. I hope they will have Kristen stuff when the rest of the gang is in Hawaii. Did the bearded dude go to Hawaii?
Side note: I have one tattoo. My daughter and I got the same tattoo on the back of our necks when she went away to college. It is a Chinese character which I hope says ‘dream’. Could say cheese and we would never know! Anyway, it was nice because we could touch our tattoos when we missed each other. So glad she is home now.
Yeah I think bearded guy was in Hawaii. I wasn’t really understanding the periscope updates. I admit I am too engrossed in BB to pay attention.
On Mon, Jul 27, 2015 at 10:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t think the bearded guy was in Hawaii.
Oh how I love my Kristen!
She is just the perfect unabashed blend of crazy girl and reality villain. Kind of like a skinny, boobless dynasty Joan Collins without the shoulder pads, wigs or jewels. Or the companies. Or the husbands. Or the wealth. But you get what I mean…..
God love this neurotic, chain smoking vegan ever skulking around spying on Tom and Arianna. Plotting, planning,—-flying in hoes from Miami. Kristen is an ever conniving West Hollywood Wiley E Coyote pining for the lost love of a scrawny gay Road Runner. Allegedly.
Can’t wait for VPRules
OMG, Maisey..lol..thanks for this post
LMAO too — so hilarious, Maisey!! I can’t decide which was better … the skinny, boobless dynasty Joan Collins or the Wiley Coyote pining for gay Road Runner.
Sorry, I know I’m not up on what goes on with kids these days but, what does that tattoo even mean. It made me what???? Or is it I.T. made me. Even then what did it make her? I just don’t understand.
He’s not gay. He’s from Michigan and up until very recently, had a longtime girlfriend. Jax is from Michigan as well and he pretty much moved out there to party with them. He’s definitely having sex with Kristen and engaging in a lot of recreational activity with Jax. Allegedly.
Thanks for the tea!
I think he went back to Austin Texas. He was only visiting LA but maybe he’ll be back. From Kristen’s periscope I got the impression that he was really into Kristen and I guess the VR limelight. He hung out with both Kristen and Stassi at one point when Jax was in Hawaii. A few times Kristen seem to be tipsy while she was with him on periscope so who knows what happened between the two. But she would repeatedly say he is Jax friend from Austin. I also think Kristen is or was dating someone else recently. Looks like that man is the bigger secret. A few signs on twitter and periscope but no pics of him on her instagram. So we have to wait and watch
Thx!
Kristen wanted a unique 3 word tattoo.
After some deliberation, she decided that “I blew Jax” was just TOO common.
Good one 🙂
Have she and James broken up?
Also, I just want to mention that Carmen is from Saskatoon, where I am from. So weird that she ended up on VP.
Thanks for this, TT!
Kristen said her tat means this to Carmen and her:
It made
(Sorry) Kristen said tattoo meant this:
It made me means everything that has happened (to her) in life (up to the very nano second you ask about the tat) made her who she is.
Tamara,
I know the full scoop on the bearded guy because I know him. He’s a cheating sack of s**** that walked away from a 6 year relationship to be on the show. There are so many more awful details to this story and the person he is. Ugh. More to come.
Interesting.
Do tell, 0effs! And thanks for this sip of tea!
All in due time, Tamara, all in due time. All on the thread is true so far, except that he was in Hawaii. Kevin and Jax (whose real name is Jason Couchy) were friends in high school. They have barely spoken in years, until Jax recently started calling him to get him on the show. Kevin flew to LA for “work” while his gf (of 6 years) stayed in Austin. The social media and his subsequent confession confirmed he and Kristen slept together. Next thing we know- he’s signed up to be on the reality show. More to come….
@0effsgiven