Based on a thirty second commercial I saw for tonight’s show, it looks like instead of 37 dances by the Whackstreet Boys tonight, they might at least briefly mention the fact that Audrey has been drugged out in a dental chair for the last several days. Andy maybe show us WTF she was doing after going to the DR and not reappearing for six hours just before the veto ceremony. Maybe.
Also. they cancelled everyone’s tickets for the live finale and will fill the seats with CBS employees instead who will be told to applaud rather than boo Audrey on her exit. Also, we believe that this live eviction may be being taped before the show airs.
They start right away talking about Audrey’s bizarre behavior and tease us when Julie wonders if she will show up for the live eviction tonight.
Shut Up Shelli! Quit playing victim. This is not about you. Finally! They show Audrey going into the diary room. They show her laying down on the diary room sofa. Three hours later everyone is speculating that Audrey DORed in the diary room and left. They are showing us NOTHING about what is going on in the DR. That is all we are watching the show for! What the hell happened in there! ? We may never know. They just showed her coming out 6 hours later.
They play sad music and James takes her Breakfast in her dental chair. So much coddling. Oh and she should get a penalty nom tonight because she is eating while a have not. They show her return to the DR later and just show her sitting there in he blanket and hoodie ensemble once again.
Julie talks to Jason and shares with the WhackStreet Boys that the Backstreet Boys tweeted out they are fans. If you thought we were going to get away without another performance, Julie has just requested a live performance. They miss their entrance but pull it off.
They show a package about her family. Audrey makes Villa Rica sound like a tiny hick town. Her family seems very accepting. Her family is very sweet and support. They are really giving her a lot of time and a huge positive spin. I expected that.
Yay! They actually gave Audrey a penalty vote. Audrey says, “Okay first, Big Brother fans you can find me after this at (I think it was her Twitter odderyM not sure) . Houseguests, I just want to say what an honor it has been to come on to the platform with 16 other people who come from totally diverse walks of life, including myself being the first transgender person on the show and to be embraced on the first day and not questioned a day after. It’s really unique to me that we all get to share this and exemplify this to America. From a game perspective, I think this is a move you guys have wanted for a few weeks now, so um, Merry Frickin Christmas” Well I’m surprised she took the high road.
JohnnyMack gives a weird unintelligible shout out to his Whackstreet Boys band members in his weird loud voice. Judas voted to evict JOHN! That Judas is such a little devil.
Audrey goes out to a fake round of applause from a group of people in business attire. And we take a break before the interview. That never happens. Perhaps so she can be told that the audience are full of plants? Or just to fetch her a blanket and a dirty martini to make her more comfortable?
Julie asks Audrey about being the first transgender and how warmly she was welcomed. More CBS spin. Oh my God. Julie is softballing the questions. Audrey talks about how Shelli and Clay turned on her. But not really. I can’t recap this because nothing is being said.
Goodbye messages are from Shelli with a voice of fake emotion telling Audrey she loves her forever (gag me), JohnnyMack leave a funny/ weird one about how she played the game too hard and she needed to slow down and pump the breaks a little. Jason’s message was about getting revenge for Day, Steve’s message was sweet. He commended her for her bravery for coming out on the show and says he will see her soon. That was a lot of goodby messages.
It’s the knockout game they have each year, where they get musical cclues to a comp and have to say whether it was an HOH a BOB or a Veto comp. Jason and Steve are up first. I hate these comps because the play the whole damn stupid song which uses too much time. Steve is out Jason picks Johnny Mack and Austin to win. JohnnyMack is out and Jackie and Becky face off. Becky is out and Jackie picks Liz and Vanessa. Why is no one picking Clay? Vanessa wins, Liz is out, Vanessa picks Jackie and Meg. Jackie wins and Meg is out. Jackie picks Austin and James. James just picks BOB before the song even plays. He got it right and Austin is out. James picks Vanessa and Clay. Vanessa wins and Clay is out. James and Jackie are up. James again picks HOH without listening to the music. He was wrong. Jackie is the first HOH. Now it is between Jason and Vanessa. COME ON JASON! Dammit, Vanessa won. It’s Vanessa and Jackie. One from each of the two sides of the house.
Britney Haynes on the of best houseguests ever comes on to chat with Julie. They show a photo of her two cute little girls. I didn’t know she had a second baby. They don’t mention the oldest girl who has or had cancer. I was hoping for an update. Britney says this season is her obsession. She likes Jason, she thinks Vanessa is a good player, and everyone loves JohnnyMack. Britney thinks Vanessa had a good shot to win. She mocks Jackie for being a floater. Jackie is not a floater, she is not floating between alliances. She just is not one.