Why is Bravo already doing PR for September? It just drives home the point that summer is almost over! We need to get out there and enjoy summer while it is here, people! It makes me kind of want to go out there in the sweltering heat and lay out on my back like a beached whale and get some sun on my ginormous gunt. Almost. You know, vitamin D therapy and all.
Anyway, everyone is back from last season, both Joshes and the two Brits. I went into the Brits’ first season with a negative attitude toward them. I had Piers Morgan syndrome. I just can’t stand foreigners like Piers coming over here and being given a huge platform to explain US politics to us. By the way, Piers is getting a beat down on Twitter today. I’m not that familiar with the particulars. Okay wait, now I am, I just read Piers Morgan’s piece on Daily Mail. The short version is that Nicki Minaj had a Kanye West type meltdown on Twitter saying her Anaconda video was not nominated for Video of the Year because she is not a skinny white girl. Which makes no sense at all, so Piers is being dragged for pointing that out. It seems he really pissed people off by claiming that there is a group of rabid people on Twitter he referred to as “black twitter.” So he was sort of asking for it. If you click the hashtag, you will see a bunch of people with black avatars are reaming his ass. So… because of my general disdain for him, it’s kind of fun to watch even if, in my not so humble opinion, he is right about Nicki Minaj and her feelings of entitlement. It’s such a bad look for an artist to have a hissy fit over not being nominated and to take it further and claim it is because of how she looks rather than her actual body of work. Anyway. I went way off course. This is about #MDLLA! The point was supposed to be I now love the Brits on the show. They are both kind of adorable.
Here’s the PR…
NEW YORK – July 22, 2015 – Bravo Media, which recently earned its second consecutive Emmy® nomination for “Million Dollar Listing New York,” premieres a supersized episode of “Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles” on Wednesday, September 2 from 10-11:15pm ET/PT. In season eight, Josh Altman, Josh Flagg, James Harris, and David Parnes return to a market completely transformed by skyrocketing prices and inventory at an all-time low. This “seller’s paradise” is a realtor’s nightmare as outrageous demands force the agents to get wildly creative and even more cutthroat. Luckily, a slew of wealthy international buyers have flooded the market and celebrities are on the prowl for bigger, hotter, and more exclusive properties…and the sky’s the limit on the price tag. For a sneak peek of what’s to come, please click: http://bravo.ly/1MklQHf
The pressure is on for top-producing agent Josh Altman, who joined real estate powerhouse Douglas Elliman and has pledged to sell “a million dollars of real estate a day.” But that extra burden doesn’t jive with fiancée and co-worker Heather Bilyeu, who is eager to rebuild their relationship after calling off the wedding.
I forget what excuse they gave for calling off the wedding, but if Heather thinks Josh is ever going to put her before work, she might as well just walk away.
Still reeling from the death of his beloved grandmother, Edith, Josh Flagg has committed to honoring her memory by “always moving forward.” With boyfriend Colton at his side, Flagg is more aggressive than ever as he aims to become LA’s top-selling real estate agent.
I am not a Colton fan. Are you?
The Brits, David Parnes and James Harris, are back after a record year of sales and are determined to make their British Invasion bigger than ever. David’s burgeoning commitment to his girlfriend, Adrian, has prompted him to build a dream house for them to live in and he just might get to do so if his business partner James doesn’t sell the property behind his back first. For James, the demands of his job tug against the responsibility he has for his wife and two young daughters. When work stress mounts, the Brits lash out, causing them to not only clash with competing agents, but also each other.
OH NOE! I don’t like it when Daddy and Daddy fight! 🙁
Are you looking forward to MDLLA? Who is your favorite agent?