Have I mentioned how much I do not want Jeff and Gage to sell Gramercy? I don’t know if I can take it. And it’s just a TV show. Why are they doing this to Gramercy? They already sold her, regretted it and bought her back ONCE. What more is there to understand. Gramercy is their home! Stupid idiots. Even Gage is getting on board.
Jeff wants a drone. That would be fun.
I love that Gage and Jeff are fighting because Gage wanted to watch Revenge and fell asleep and Jeff wanted to watch The Affair (so much better) but he could not because he already started Revenge. I want to have these type of arguments with someone I am sleeping with dammit! Life is not fair.
A company called living spaces that focuses on furniture and home décor approached Jeff and Gage and wanted to tie in to their brand. Yes, I hate that I just called it their brand. Gage is growing on me this season. Anyway Jeff told them that he hated their furniture and Gage was rightly mortified. This year Jeff was hired by Living Spaces to elevate their brand and freshen up their look. He is choosing items for a catalog shoot and he also is helping them pick future furniture. Jeff is taking over half the job from the girl , Channa, who used to have the entire job. Not surprisingly, they don’t get along.
Idiot Joe is still Zoila’s assistant. Joe doesn’t get he is the assistant to the maid. Joe is stupid in so many ways. He can’t even wipe a cabinet without asking Zoila how to do it. Basically, Joe is more work for Zoila.
Jenni drives a Mercedes SUV. I shouldn’t be surprised. But I am.
Jeff stopped the catalog people from using studios and now the stage real houses. This means pulling all of their stuff out and putting in the Living Spaces stuff. Seems like a huge pain in the ass. Jeff only likes a couple of rooms at the location for photos. They opt for an outside shoot instead. Jeff is an amazing interior designer. I used to love doing that. Then I got complacent and stopped giving a shit.
Channa did not bring enough accessories for Jeff’s shoot. The implication is that she is butt hurt over having half her job taken away by Jeff. I’d be butt hurt too. Jeff feels lik Channa is sabotaging his shoot and is poaching his accessories for her shoot.
I cannot handle the showings of Gramercy! #FixItJesus.
Jeff is getting annoyed with Channa. This does not bode well for her.
Zoila and Joe got to the dry cleaners. And the pet store. I love Zoila. Zoila wants to hook Joe up with someone. Male of female. She suggests he go to the strip clug. Zoila loves her some strip clubs.
Back to Jeff being passive aggressive with Channa. You can tell he is furious. But he is getting much better at hiding it. Jeff’s staging still has to be a million times better than Channa. But Jeff is still worried. Why?
Channa is starting to get testy with Megan Weaver with the big beaver. Megan looks like a shit disturber.
I love when Zoila gives Gage shit.
Back at the shoot. Three shoots now and Channa has sabotages all three. Jeff wants someone else to be responsible for bringing the accessories. Jeff is going to the boss about this. I felt that was sort of a dick move until he acknowledged that himself and pointed out he just needed his accessories to show up. In the end, of course his shots looked awesome. This was a unique and interesting episode.
Jeff and Gage get a good offer on Gramercy. My stomach drops Jeff and Gage love this house and are having second thoughts. I hate Bravo for dragging my emotions through this. But damn they are good at that. Who produces this show. They could teach the RHOA production team a thing or two.
FUCK. After the commercial break, Jeff signs the fucking contract. #FIXITJESUS! I hate this.
BAM! TWO RECAPS IN TWO HOURS. The bitch is back.