I cannot wait to see how CBS handles their token transgender having some sort of psychotic break and being doped to the gills to sleep in a dentist chair for days. This will be a big challenge even for their spin masters. The casuals never really get a feel for the true story. Here we go…
Did I mention that I really hate Shelli? And she is a hometown girl I should be rooting for. She just reeks of Kate Gosselin to me. She treats Clay almost like Kate treats that one triplet boy she can’t stand. What? I’m just saying.
At this point in the TV show Johnny and Jason are down and out and both desperate for the Veto, and Audrey still really needs a chin. Audrey has a talk with James about how Slay feel so entitled and comfortable. James totally goes to Slay and spills the whole story. James so wants to be in with the cool couple that he doesn’t even file this information for himself. Which is great for us that want Audrey out. Basically, James running to Slay is the catalyst for everything else that happens this week.
Clay talks to Audrey who is under a throw blanket in the Hammock room or the parlor or whatever we call it this week. And by under a throw blanket I mean FACE COMPLETELY COVERED. Because, CRAZYPANTS. Audrey has spent most of her time in the house covered up in blankets. Make of that what you will.
I can’t understand mushmouthed Clay most of the time. I hate how Shelli is always talking about how hard it is to put Audrey up in DR because she is worried about backlash from viewers. If she only knew. Clay is actually the voice of fucking reason right now and that is scary, like that time on a RHOA trip where Marlo and Sheree were going after each other and Nene was normal and sane and made the most sense. A broken clock really is right twice a day!
Johnny Mack, Jason and Jiz are on “punishment” all week and must wear all white outfits with headsets and pagers and perform as the “Whackstreet Boys” whenever paged several times throughout the day. It’s cute and fun and they seem to enjoy it. However, Jiz rotated in and during the punishment leaving Liz to quickly learn the dance routine with Austin as her coach. They didn’t have time to show any of that. Because, Audrey.
The Veto competition was played with Shelli, Jason, JohnnyMack, Vanessa, Meg, and James. Pretty much everyone was playing for Jason except JohnnyMack, Shelli and Vanessa. Jason is happy. The best part is that Audrey was not picked.
Meg talks with Slay and Vanessa and Shelli whines some more about how hard it would be to put up Audrey. The pressure is on Shelli to put the crazy bitch up. It’s just sooooo hard. God I hate Shelli. THEN QUIT FUCKING TRYING TO WIN HOH! It is not all about sleeping with Clay and prick teasing him all night!
Audrey is still upright and fighting the good fight at this point.
More Shelli crying in the DR for your sympathies America. Shelli really wants you to love her. In Meg’s tacky jean vest, she leaves DR to cry in the HOH bed in Clay’s arms. It’s just soooooo hard….Clay. I really want to be there for Audrey… More DR of Shelli crying about not wanting to be the one to send the transgender girl home. Clay is like what the fuck ever, if I win HOH that bitch is going home. I don’t give a shit.
The veto comp is a science experiment where the competitors must mix together liquids in the right combination. Steve hosts it in a nerdly chemistry outfit. The observing house guests are in high school desks. The hamsters have to concoct unique smells after watching a video that shows the correct chemicals to use. I am not explaining this well because I’m in a hurry. It’s basically a memory thing.They have to remember the sequence in order to make the right decision on what chemical to choose. Then they smell it. If they are wrong the large beaker blows paint all over them.
James was out first. Shelli throws it. Meg goes out next (for some reason that blue paint was super hard for her to scrub off later, as Johnny Mack waited patiently for the shower.) James goes out next and so does Johnny Mack. Vanessa wins. THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME EVER. Vanessa could still keep Audrey off the block. WE MIGHT LOSE JASON IF VANESSA AND SHELLI WIMP OUT!
The Whackstreet Boys are so good that they performed TEN TIMES on an already packed show.
Audrey whines to Austin and Clay as Clay is jumping rope and Austin just wants to yammer to Clay about his love for Liz. Audrey fake cries AGAIN to the guys. Clay is not having it. Audrey lies straight to Clay’s face about saying that she was worried Shelli would backdoor her. Audrey gives a DR in the stupid sweatshirt with the palm tree sleeves that she will live in for the next several days. They are apparently going to minimize Audrey’s breakdown. Which is not shocking at all. Stupid CBS.
Audrey interrupts the conversation with Clay and Shelli about Audrey lying to get her spin on things. Shelli is over Audrey. Clay, Shelli, Vanessa and Audrey are having a blow out. Everyone but Clay is wearing sunglasses inside. It’s a three on one smackdown on Audrey. Audrey continues to deny and tell everyone when this is all over they are going to feel stupid. They will, Audrey for trusting your lying ass in the first place. Vanessa loses her mind on Audrey. Audrey continues to swear on her life which only infuriates the POV winner. A small fact Audrey seems to have overlooked. Her fate is, at this point, pretty much in Vanessa’s hands because Shelli has no other option on people to put up if she wants to save both Jason and Johnny Mack. Which she does at this point.
Next we see Audrey wandering around in her blankie. They show all of ten seconds of Audrey admitting defeat in the DR. I HATE PRODUCTION!
Straight to the POV ceremony. This should be fantastic. Wait, whut? Audrey is refusing to participate and people are bringing her real food when she is a have not and being ever so careful not to disturb her when they go to their own rooms by leaving the lights off 24/7 WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK? In the DR Vanessa sucks up to America talking about her concern for Audrey who is too emotionally distraught to continue. Frankly, no one cares about Audrey at this point, and Vanessa and Shelli pretending like the do to save face with America is disturbing.
Jason and Johnny Mack both give half hearted speeches. Vanessa saves Jason because Johnny Mack is more well liked in the house and she want Audrey out. And just in case Audrey has a sudden bout of recovery ( spoiler alert, she doesn’t) they don’t want to risk Jason going home. Shelli puts up Audrey in absentia. THANK YOU JESUS.
Johnny Mack gives a cute DR where he says he is focusing on the band. Jason says he is glad to be off the block and he feels a little bit sad for Audrey because she is not taking it well. Clay is like THANK GOD THE BITCH IS LEAVING, I just hope she doesn’t do anything at the last minute to slip out of it. Spoiler: No way is that happening. I cannot WAIT until tomorrow night.