What the fuck is going on with TMZ lately? I’d blame it on a slow news summer but it seems way more like they are being paid to publicize stories. Kendall and Kylie get nipple piercings? Do you really want to run so many stories on two kids, one of which last I heard was under 18 and their nipples? And conveniently it is during filming for that show?
Anyway, the latest allegedly paid promo is for the Juicy Show on Bravo. The big news they are reporting is it is now a “two part special.” So has it been expanded to two hours, because I hear it is a one hour special. Whatever. Great! Can’t wait to watch!
But here is their whole story…
Teresa Giudice has figured out a way to make crime pay, because Bravo has opened its checkbook to her family for a special in which she makes guest appearances … from the slammer.We’ve learned Teresa will appear by jail telephone on a 2-part special, showing how Joe is caring for their 4 kids while his wife is serving out her 15-month sentence.Bravo couldn’t get a camera inside, so pay phone is the next best option.
So, the big news is that Bravo will air Tre’s phonecalls from prison.
Well, duh. Didn’t we already have Apollo’s phonecalls from prison? We may even have more of Apollo calling Peter on RHOA next season. It seems that someone is being paid to post these nonstories, or else things are very, very, slow within the thirty mile zone.
In other news, Lauren Manzo got married yesterday. I would have posted what I know but lots of y’all are cunts when it comes to the Manzos in general and Lauren in particular, so I spared you being sent to WLS. She looked beautiful and happy. Mazel!