Shelli and Liz won Head of Household. Shelli is like a pig in shit to have all of the power again. Liz goes to the camera and sends a special message to Julia that she won it just for her. Barf. Austin is freaked out that there was an unaccounted for vote to keep Jeff. He brings his concerns that someone “lied to his face” about the vote to Liz (ie: the person who “lied to his face” about the vote). Poor, romantic fool. The best thing for Austin’s game would be for Jizz to get evicted.
Nauseating Shelli and Clay showmance montage.
In the HoH room, Liz’s photos have all been strategically edited to remove Julia. Shelli gets a letter from her dog. Jason jokes that the dog probably writes more intelligently than Clay. Oh, snap! Liz’s mom tells her not to cry because she cries ugly.
Silly (ie: stupid) household hijinks montage.
Shelli sits down with Jackie for a state of the household meeting. Jackie lets her know that Austin has been sharing Sixth Sense information. “That’s not cool, Austin.” Shut up, Shelli. You’re right but shut up anyway. Shelli warns Vanessa that Austin is an unreliable alliance member. Vanessa starts repeating the same facts over and over. Because, Vanessa. Shelli wants to keep control but she doesn’t want to put Dr John up again. And then she decides to put Dr John up again.
Nomination Ceremony
Liz nominates James and Jackie. Shelli nominates Jason and Dr John. Shelli tells Jason that she heard he was coming for her so she had to nominate him. You’ll never guess who told her that… Hi, Audrey. I see you over there, stirring the pot. Dr John points out that he’s been nominated at all four nomination ceremonies. “If the game was called Get Nominated, I would have won by now!”
At the twin swap, Liz gets to tell Julia that she won HoH. Lots of squealing. She also tells Julia she voted to evict James over Jeff. Liz claims to not know why she did it (“I don’t knoooow”) but Julia knows better. “…because you like him.”
Oo-ooh, Shelli catches Audrey in a lie. Is Audrey finally going to alienate her protectors, the Sixth Sense? That’s called overplaying your hand, young lady.
Battle of the Block
Clay, in a long blond wig and flannel, calls the houseguests to the Battle of the Block competition. Since it’s 90’s week, the BoB is based on grunge music. Each team has a dummy named Alice wrapped in chains (Alice Chains). They need to search through various obstacles to find four keys to unlock Alice. Once Alice is free, they must transport her to nirvana (Nirvana) to win. Just to make things more fun, and messy, in order to get to each obstacle (and key), players must slog thru a pit of muddy honey (Mud Honey).
Jason and Dr John jump into a pool of jam with pearls floating in it (Pearl Jam). Jason quickly finds a key and he and Dr John race back to Alice to unlock their first lock. James and Jackie are searching for a key in a huge pile of leaves (32 Leaves or Oleander? I’m woefully uneducated when it comes to grunge and I didn’t catch the band name associated with this obstacle). Jason and Dr John join them but Dr John notices a key just sitting there (probably uncovered when James and Jackie were throwing leaves around). He grabs it and they rush back to Alice to unlock their second lock. James also finds a key and he and Jackie run back to Alice to unlock their first lock. My tv keeps cutting out so at some point I missed the teams searching through a garden of vegetables and amplifiers (Sound Garden). Finally they head into the Smashing Pumpkins obstacle, where they must literally break open pumpkins to find key. James and Jackie have somehow caught up. It’s all down to the pumpkins. Both teams really want to win and it turns into a mosh pit. James and Jackie find their final key and start to drag Alice to nirvana. Jason find his last key and they race back to Alice but it’s too late. James and Jackie win!
Since Liz has been dethroned, Clay informs her she no longer smell like tea-n spirit and she gets doused with tea. But that’s not all. Clay informs the losers (Jason, Dr John and Liz) that they are forming a new boy band called the Whack Street boys. Every time their pager goes off, they have to find their bandmates and perform.
On Wednesday: Veto competition
This might be old news but late last night, I don’t know the time but BB live feed was on POP TV.
Its on every night for two hours.
That’s Big Brother After Dark. They show live feeds every night.
Not sure if it was Julia or Liz that said to Jackie, “We’ll get to that bridge when we cross it.” Cute.
I was up all night watching season one of True Detective. Now Steve who has also been up all night. He is PISSED that Audrey is going home. He doesn’t think Audrey would target him. He likes James but thinks he is too popular and needs to go. He thinks Meg, James and Jason would put him up so those are his targets. He thinks James is high on the list at Jokers. He could not be more wrong. People lower than James include Shelli, Clay, Vanessa and poor Austin is on the very bottom. Johnny Mack was first. Jason was second. Steve was not fairing so well either.
Steve is VERY worried about James. He is his main target. He is paranoid that James knows he voted to save Jeff.
Steve jumped rope for under a minute and was very winded. Like a two pack a day smoker winded.
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 7:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh Jason got back up. Steve told Jason he was nervous. Jason said that Steve has no reason to be nervous. Steve says he knows, he is worrying about next week.
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 7:50 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> I was up all night watching season one of True Detective. Now Steve who > has also been up all night. He is PISSED that Audrey is going home. He > doesn’t think Audrey would target him. He likes James but thinks he is too > popular and needs to go. He thinks Meg, James and Jason would put him up so > those are his targets. He thinks James is high on the list at Jokers. He > could not be more wrong. People lower than James include Shelli, Clay, > Vanessa and poor Austin is on the very bottom. Johnny Mack was first. Jason > was second. Steve was not fairing so well either. > > Steve is VERY worried about James. He is his main target. He is paranoid > that James knows he voted to save Jeff. > > Steve jumped rope for under a minute and was very winded. Like a two pack > a day smoker winded. > > On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 7:26 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
While watching the big house meeting (sans Audrey) last night, I noticed that 99% of the chat room peeps hate Shelli and Clay. Most of the people in the chat room were pissed that Shelli would have a house meeting without Audrey and felt it was very unfair to exclude someone. Actually, this has happened in BB history so I don’t think it is a big deal. I wonder if it will give Audrey more public sympathy.
Personally, I really liked Day and Jason. I can not figure out if Vanessa is really playing emotionally or faking it. I thought she would be more “in control” of her emotions and words.
Yeah, the jury is still out for me on Vanessa, but if I were a betting woman, which I am, can’t help thinking she’s bluffing a bit.
I haven’t watched since Me, Steve and Jason went to bed at around 5 am their time. Any update on Audrey today?
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 10:41 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Okay, Audrey is missing from the house. She has been in the DR for almost four hours. She was having panic attacks and threatening to DOR.
Here are some flashback times for today, 7/20
AM
12:11 – Cam 1/2: James wants to know Aubrey’s plan of attack, worries about their image b/c of the way they have treated her
1:37 – Cam 1/2: Audrey climbs into bed and detaches their mics, She is having a panic attack and crying. Want to DOR, Van tries to pep talk her but doesn’t work.. (LONG)
2:37 – Cam 3/4: Jason says Aubrey only went to Van b/c she has the veto and using Van.
3:00 – Cam 3/4: Audrey told James she was crying b/c of a chemical imbalance. 3:01: Group discuss her meds
10:04 – Cam 3/4: Van tells Shelli about Audrey. Some wrong with her meds.
10:21 – Cam 3/4: Clay thinks it’s wrong of her to using these tactics. Doesn’t want to give her sympathy
I’m watching her breakdown at 1:37 am right now.
…and the entire time Austin is bitching because this mysterious delay is affecting the twin switch and he’s stuck with Julia but wants to be with Liz.
Oh and I forgot the BEST part. Austin was complaining about talking about the Twins in front of Johnny Mac ( who is not in on the secret, though he suspects they are twins.) Then Johnny asked Austin which one is in the house now, and Austin cluelessly answered him. LOLOL.
Oh, Austin. Your desperation amuses me. >
After more than 5 1/2 hours in the DR Audrey walks back into the house carrying what looks like a brown lunch bag wearing a blanket, hoodie, a sunglasses. She went straight to her room (the have not room) and turned off the lights.
Vanessa went upstairs to report to Shelli:
Vanessa told Shelli she went to bring Audrey Advil & water “she’s stable, not crying” & said “they already gave me something”, then we got FISHES.
Well this Audrey drama is just going to have to wait until another program I am watching now that shall not be named. Stupid FISH!
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 7:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Apparently, they shot Audrey full of meds and after nearly SIX HOURS she is back in the house. Can we have the veto ceremony and put her on the block now?
Do you think it was real or just another Audrey tactic? >
Audrey finally came out of the DR, after being in there for over five hours.
No mention of the POV ceremony that was supposed to happen this morning.
They had the POV with Audrey laying in the Have Not room. She is too ill to participate until Thursday. Apparently this is a DOR compromise. Just go to the dentist chair and lay there until you are evicted.
To be clear, they went ahead and took Johhny Mac down and put Audrey up next to Johnny, she just didn’t participate in the ceremony because “she is too sick”
Though the situation is different last year Jocosta was too sick to attend the POV ceremony when she was on the block. I think that was the occasion that Donny won the POV and used it to save her.
Yeah. Thankfully we are past the POV point. They seem not to expect her to get up until Thursday. Last night James was offering her froot loops (lol) and stuff to eat. SHE IS A HAVE NOT! I am waiting to see if she eats slop. They probably fed her whatever she wanted at least twice while on her excursion to wherever.
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 9:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I am wrong. Ignore this comment. Jocosta was present even though she was sick.
Yeah she was there, but stayed in bed during POV.
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 9:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wasn’t Jocasta too sick to play for veto? My memory is hazy. >
so really, how will CBS spin Audrey’s melt down in 30 seconds?? They should keep her in the house just to make her suffer! But I really don’t want to hear Dr John YELL in the DR anymore. Can they both go?
I hope shelli is evicted soon…she is so damn annoying.
Hey UF, you know how Austin has told a couple people that the didn’t watch #BB16 for some reason that he can only tell people about off camera? The scutletbutt is that he was on for #BB16 and left sequester for some reason. Hayden was put on in his place. I’m guessing THE BROTHER might have known too much about him. Gay/bisexual/something?
Either that or something to do with Britanny Martinez who was in his age range and also from LA.
Ooh, good tea! >
Please allow the drunk lady to break it all down for you. The sixth sense alliance is going all to hell. Audrey was starting to convince Shelli to get rid of Austin. She was also planting seeds, as they say about Vanessa. Shelli was told by I forget who that Audrey said that she could not work with Clay and Shelli and the showmance (Shelli prefers the term “power couple”) needed to be split up. In Audrey’s attempt to cause discord in the alliance that actually like her, she blew up her own game. The straw that broke Shelli’s back was when she dared to tell people that the showmance needed to be broken up! *Gay Gasp* So eventually a house meeting with everyone but Audrey was called and a stoning of the bitch was unanimously agreed upon. Once Audrey realized she was fucked she tried in vain to talk her way out of it, but realized she was well and truly fucked so she moved on to plan two. Sympathy. She decided a nervous breakdown was the best option. She seemed to blame her hormone levels and medication issues. She took to her dentist chair last night and displayed bizarre behaviors from possible thumbsucking or perhaps gnawing her hand to some sort of shuddering, all whilst under the covers. (there were other more public displays with the POV holder, and James who tried to be kind to her, but became even more resolute in their decision to oust her.) This morning around 10:45 their time, Audrey went to the diary room and didn’t come out for about 6 hours or so. This fucked up the POV ceremony. Eventually she stumbled out with a brown paper bag full of meds and a clear indication she was heavily sedated. She went to her dentist chair and on occasion Becky tried to bring her some gruel, Vanessa offered Advil, etc. But she is SEDATED. She was unable to attend the POV ceremony so she was nominated in absentia. They have stopped even showing her drooling on the dentist chair as far as I have seen. She’s expected to motivate out of her medically induced coma in time to interview with Julie Chen on Thursday.
Since then the Sixth Sense Alliance continues to crumble. And the house seems to be turning on Austin who has a pair up his sleeve and is a voting block of three which has drawn everyone’s attention to him rather than the “showmance.”
What is in the brown bag? Some KFC and a bottle of Xanax?
https://twitter.com/TamaraTattles/status/623434249664897024
Omg. Whoa. I knew that bitch would snap yet I bet this was all a game move.
Jason and Jackie are both up talking about getting rid of Austin. They want Vanessa out as well… but Austin first. Jackie will put up Liz and someone else. Jason wants to put up Austin first. He says he will not backdoor Vanessa. I think Jason is really okay with Vanessa. He wants Austin out and Jackie is wanting to get rid of Vanessa…so I think he is just agreeing
I’m not into conspiracy theories BUT ….there are rumors floating around.
I’m looking at the pic of..Audrey returning after five hours. That photo as well as close ups of her in the dental bed all covered up look a little different. Her nose looks off and her chin looks weird.
Do you think they sent in a ‘ringer’ for Audrey for some reason?( She does have a twin brother however I’m not suggesting he is the substitute).
I’m curious as to how they will edit and explain her absence for the televised POV ceremony Wednesday night. Will she show up for live eviction?
Why is production keeping her to simply evict her? If she is so ill and unbalanced why don’t they just have her leave rather than lie about seated for two days?
She did say that she couldn’t be a have not for a week as it would interfer with her med schedule. Her meds need to to be taken with food a few times daily.
Sunday night she told Jason (?) that her problem was chemical. I don’t know if she was referring to a hormonal imbalance or a different chemical imbalance.
This is one hinky development.
So you think TWO people got identical transgender surgeries and neither one bought a chin? Really? This Twin Twist has the Internet folks losing their damn minds.
On Tue, Jul 21, 2015 at 10:57 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I just recovered from a dizzy spell from LMAFAOat this comment about the chins. I noticed Audrey’s chin situation also, and it was supposed to be my INSIDE THOUGHTS to never speak of aloud because I try not to be a superficial dickhead…. but TT dragged it out here.
I have a lot of “inside thoughts” about Saint Kaitlyn Jenner that would have me sent to the WLS… or worse, publicly shamed.
Once the initial special treatment phase for transgenders period passes, Sequoia, I think you will see a lot more sentiments that mirror your thoughts. In good time.
On Tue, Jul 21, 2015 at 8:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LOL… no, TT !
No twin surgeries I should have worded that differently. . Lol. i was wondering if production sent in someone that could pass for Audrey to lie in bed and not speak. She’s completely covered..hoodie, sunglasses blankies.
She hasn’t spoken a word. She’s allowed to keep lights off all day .
She has had breakfast omelette prepared and delivered by James however.
It was a temporary moment of insanity on my part. I can’t figure out why, if she is such a bad mental state they would send her back in.
It’s just weird “
It’s simple, if she DORs she forfeits her stipend and is on her own. If she waits until Thursday to leave, she gets her stipend for 30 days and has a flight back home.
She is not physically ill. She is having a mental meltdown. She’s gonna have to tough it out. Something tells me she will be “on again” just in time to meet Julie Chen.
On Tue, Jul 21, 2015 at 5:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Has she even left the HN room to go to the bathroom? I’ve read that she hasn’t, but I haven’t watched feeds today.
Supposedly she took a bathroom break about ten minutes before your post. I was reading about it online because there is WAY TOO MUCH SHELLI on the feeds today. She is even hanging with Jason a bit. It’s unwatchable.
And you thought the chin comment was bad? At least I didn’t tell the one about how she looks like someone who just came off of a weekend with Bill Cosby. THAT would be in poor taste.
On Tue, Jul 21, 2015 at 5:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LOL. You people are monitoring bathroom breaks for crying out loud…
The WOMAN HAS BEEN LYING IN A DENTAL CHAIR COVERED IN BLANKETS FROM HEAD TO TOE FOR DAYS! We were starting to suspect there was a catheter in the brown bag, FFS! It was apparently fruit. She is eating while a have not because she doesn’t give a fuck because she is going home.
IN other news, FB to 9:35 BBT on 7/1 camera four to watch the monkey eat an apple, leave the room to get a pair of underwear that may or may not be hers to change into (while still wearing the same clothes) and then pace and wobble and do Child’s pose under someone elses chair.
It’s like watching someone in solitary confinement who is living in the dark.
Vanessa didn’t want to renom her last week because of transgender issue. Asshole Shelli has said the same thing.
After the few times that Audrey suggested to someone to call a house meeting they finally had one and she wasn’t invited. Everyone but her ended up int HOH room Sunday night.
When Shelli Vanessa and Clay were talking ( yelling at) to her earlier , Shelli told her it was a house decision to renom her, thereby deflecting any negative feed back from viewers.
Yep. Shelli even told Vanessa, who wxn the POV, to nominate Audrey after she takes Jain of the block. That’s not the job of the veto holder to nominate, it’s the job of the HOH! Shelli is a coward, deflecting any way that she can. She may even cry into a pillow like she did when she was evicting Day.
Audrey is skirting all the rules. Pizza instead of slop, lights off whenever, missing the POV ceremony.
Shelli took Jason off the block but kept Johnny Mac on to insure he would get the votes over Audrey. Audrey, you in danger, girl.
She’s definitely leaving but I’m surprised she’s not even fighting. She could at least point out what a threat John is. >
After over an hour of Fish, it seems like Audrey has DORed in the wee hours of the morning.
Story developing!
FUCKING FALSE ALARM. Bitch is back in her dentist chair. FUCK. I mean I guess it is good that she is trying to stay to meet Chenbot, but, they need a whole show for that interview.
Vanessa looks lie she’s wearing a Groucho Marx nose when she wears those fake black rimmed glasses. I wouldn’t wear them if I where her.
I didn’t think I would like Dr. Johnny or Meg, but I think they’re my favorites. I like Jason but he needs to stop being mad and start working with John and the other outcasts.
Steve who?
I sort of agree with all that Sequoia.
(pretend this next part is in tiny font)
But I kind like Austin.
On Wed, Jul 22, 2015 at 5:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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