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You are here: Home / Bravo / Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor is in Jail in Hawaii

Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor is in Jail in Hawaii

July 18, 2015 by tamaratattles 73 Comments

This WAS the view from Jax's window in Hawaii
This WAS the view from Jax’s window in Hawaii

It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses.  Because, Jax.

The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident  because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.

Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip.  Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses.

We tried to warn you, Brittany!
We tried to warn you, Brittany!

Joining the usual suspects on this trip is Jax’s new “girlfriend” Brittany Cartwright. You may remember when we discussed her here,  that some of her “friends” commented that we were out of line for pointing out the perils of “dating” Jax. And we weren’t just talking about the potential for sexually transmitted diseases.  Now Brittany is in Hawaii trying to come up with bail money for Jax.  Well that didn’t take long.

So their flight back should be in the next couple of days.  What happens now? Will Brittany call her daddy? Will the Toms make some calls to get the cash together? Will production put up bail and  charge it to Bravo who will deduct it from his paycheck?

Or will Jax be sitting in Hawaiian jail eating spam until his court date? Is he going to be allowed to leave the state? How does this work?

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Filed Under: Bravo, Entertainment News, Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Brittany, Brittany Cartwright, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Hawaii, Jax, Jax Taylor, Kristen Doute, PUMP, SUR, Vanderpump Rules

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  1. Angel(?) says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Unless someone comes up with the bail money and round trip air fare for the court date, I think Had is screwed! What a fucking idiot.

    Reply
    • Angel(?) says

      July 18, 2015 at 5:13 pm

      Not had but HE!

      Reply
  2. NeverBeenJaxed says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    The phrase “come on vacation, leave on probation” comes to mind here.

    Reply
  3. hazel says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    Brittany just made her Instagram account private…. Maybe her thirst for fame has been quenched?

    Reply
  4. Micheal says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    I think I found an error in your post TT:

    ‘Will Brittany call her daddy?’

    Surely you meant: ‘Will Brittany call Jax’s secret sugar daddy?’

    You’re welcome.

    Reply
    • Queen of the Nile says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:10 pm

      That was hilarious, Michael!! 🙂

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:50 pm

      ​Do you think his sugar daddy is still sending cash? If he was he wouldn’t be stealing sunglasses, he’d be tossing money around. Then again, Jax spends all his money destroying and rebuilding his nose, allegedly, soooooo… who knows?

      On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Micheal says

        July 18, 2015 at 7:22 pm

        Also…Winona. Even rich people steal shit for dumb reasons. I would guess that the secret sugar daddy just pays his bills (easier than sending cash) like rent and insurance etc. Would explain the sunglass theft; he has little cash.

        Reply
      • Maezeppa says

        July 19, 2015 at 2:36 pm

        I doubt the stealing was motivated by a lack of fund. It’s more likely arrogance and thrill-seeking and entitlement are the cause.

        Reply
      • 3Sweeties says

        July 19, 2015 at 4:05 pm

        He has an insatiable need to self destruct, so I think he would definitely be stealing even with the sugar daddy money and his Vanderpump Rules money too. He gets off on risky behavior of all sorts.

        Reply
  5. Margarett says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:27 pm

    Eating Spam…his guards will probably be having that tropical treat as well. Bless his heart!

    You crack me up, Tamara. You and Banjo have a good weekend. Oh yeah, good job on the tomatoes. My bug preventing marigolds have choked out everything. Perhaps I was a bit too enthusiastic with the seeds.

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      July 18, 2015 at 5:54 pm

      Even though I’m grilling pork chops for dinner, I really want to eat some SPAM RIGHT NOW. I love spam. It’s the best unhealty, fatty, salty canned processed meat there is.

      Reply
      • loriflack says

        July 18, 2015 at 6:00 pm

        It really tastes good to me on occasion, too ~ but only if I have a side of cold ketchup.

        Reply
      • Laura says

        July 18, 2015 at 6:55 pm

        I grew up on Spam and haven’t eaten it in years… But have had a craving for it recently… We, admitting it, ate it on white bread with Mayo! Those were the days… ;’-)

        Reply
        • Margarett says

          July 18, 2015 at 9:52 pm

          Oh yeah, Laura. And just in case there wasn’t enough fat we fried it up nice and crispy in Crisco. I confess that I’m guilty of still doing that every now and then.

          Reply
      • Angel(?) says

        July 18, 2015 at 7:30 pm

        UF – in Austin they have a festival dedicated to Spam. It’s called Spamarama and it’s fun. It’s one of the things that “helps keep Austin weird”.

        Reply
      • lisamia says

        July 19, 2015 at 12:17 am

        I had a friend who would make sushi with spam. It was sooooo good.

        Reply
      • hannahkingrose says

        July 19, 2015 at 4:00 am

        My husband still makes himself spam. I just can’t bring myself to eat the stuff. My Mother used to make it for dinner and I would always walk over to my grandmother’s and eat dinner with her whenever it happened. My Mom made the mistake of buying Spam’s po’ trashy cousin Treat Meat once and my Dad threw a fit and wouldn’t touch a bite of it. Mom had to cook another kind of meat for dinner that night lol. Daddy said it’s just ham and I would say then why doesn’t it look and taste like ham. My husband keeps telling me I must have some Yankee in me somewhere lol.

        Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:51 pm

      ​My garden has been taken over by my one container of spearmint. It is EVERYWHERE now.

      On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Laura says

        July 18, 2015 at 7:11 pm

        Mine, too! Have two kinds of mint growing… Spearmint, my fave, grows so heartily.. But, yes, those stems will grow out and take root in your garden; grow profusely.. I use it in so many meals… Great compliment to parsley and great accompaniment to cilantro dishes.. In “Tamara’s Tea” it creates a delicious “Scoop!”

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        • tamaratattles says

          July 18, 2015 at 7:15 pm

          Um, my periscoper who is watching all the Pump Rules stuff just casually mentioned that…

          KRISTEN IS NOT IN HAWAII! 🙁 This should have been the lead story. Fucktards didn’t invite Kristen on the trip.

          She probably stuck at home organizing Lisa’s underwear. ​

          On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 7:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Micheal says

        July 18, 2015 at 7:29 pm

        Maybe she left early; production wants her to show up late into the trip for dramatic effect; she is there but is enjoying life by the pool?

        Reply
      • Lizbeth says

        July 18, 2015 at 11:04 pm

        There’s only one thing to do: Make Mojitos every day.

        Reply
      • Anastasia_Beave says

        July 18, 2015 at 11:09 pm

        Maybe because James is in Hawaii.

        Reply
      • lisamia says

        July 19, 2015 at 12:23 am

        I just sent you and email pic of Little Kyle. Prepare yourself for a shock!

        Reply
  6. Xanadude says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Will the Toms have to do some extra escorting in Hawaii to come up with bail?

    Reply
  7. Xanadude says

    July 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    Play along – VPR Vacation Bingo:
    Cast “takes shots”
    Cast gets shot
    Cast gets drunk
    Cast has a hangover
    Someone is naked in the ocean
    Someone is naked in the pool
    Someone is naked in the bar
    Kristen!
    Piece of jewelry lost
    Piece of jewelry bought
    Late for plane
    Late for dinner
    Late for checkout
    Jax is arrested
    Jax discloses something about his past
    Jax discloses something about someone else
    It is someone’s “special day”
    Blurred out non-film release faces
    A stern lecture from Lisa
    A cheaky warning from Lisa
    A phone call from Lisa
    A phone call TO Lisa

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    • NeverBeenJaxed says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:10 pm

      I totally want to do this! If I remember correctly, though, the LAST TIME he was arrested, he claimed he didn’t know anyone’s number but SUR. Should be an interesting weekend 🙂

      Reply
      • Xanadude says

        July 18, 2015 at 6:20 pm

        His short term memory shot to hell. From what? who can say…

        Reply
    • eastjames says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:13 pm

      I would do something terrible ( like sleep with jax) to be naked in the ocean right now!

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 18, 2015 at 6:53 pm

      ​Welp, X, that is pretty much the entire production slate for the season. Except for Kristen screws someone shocking. And Jax cheats on multiple women.

      On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • lisamia says

        July 19, 2015 at 12:19 am

        And one of the Toms cries.

        Reply
  8. loriflack says

    July 18, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    * Being arrested is a nightmare that keeps coming back.

    Reply
  9. eastjames says

    July 18, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    Wtf? Spam is a delcacy! They shouldn’t hand it out all Willy-nilly to inmates! Fuckin-a I make pretty damn good money and I can’t afford spam!

    Reply
  10. GirlFromKY says

    July 18, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    Sounds like Jax (and probably a few others) need to get off the yayo and come back down to reality.

    Reply
  11. The Lady Cocotte says

    July 18, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    No Kristen, no bueno.

    Reply
  12. the disher says

    July 19, 2015 at 12:22 am

    Great tea! I just went to check out Jax’s twitter. TT — check out Jax’s latest tweet with picture — you MUST see the comments. In the comments, the chick that worked at the sunglass place is posting all of the details. Apparently, the store has footage & he stole Tiffany & Co. sunglasses and gave them to his girlfriend.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 19, 2015 at 12:54 am

      I heard she Instagrammed the sunglasses Jax gave her, and after he got arrested, she took the photo down and went private. ​

      On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 19, 2015 at 1:10 am

      Here is a link to the surveillance photo. ​
      https://twitter.com/bianca_thedoll/status/622529156094410752

      The two Instagram pictures he was tweeting about Royal Hawaiian are down. That was the hotel he was in with Britanny. The Freaky Tiki Tropical Optical is either within or adjacent to the Royal Hawaiian. Apparently RH was hooking him up with upgrades and stuff and then he steals sunglasses.

      Now if someone I was on vacation with gave me some Tiffany sunglasses, I’d be thrilled but they would come in a box with a pouch and some little paper with cleaning instructions and a little cleaning cloth. If my guy wandered back from the beach drunk and just handed me the glasses, I’d figure the pinched them off someone’s lounger or something and be mortified. I would not think he walked into a store and just walked out with them.

      What a moron.

      We tried to tell you, Brittany.

      On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • the disher says

        July 19, 2015 at 2:45 am

        That’s just priceless. I just love these sunglasses my “boyfriend” just stole for me. LOL. I used to live on Oahu. The Royal Hawaiian is that pink hotel, which is one of the nicest ones on Waikiki. I think this sunglass place is next to Duke’s, which is one of the best bars on the beach close to the hotel. Tons of people/tourists. What a fucking moron. So reckless. Brittany…I hate that fucking name. Brittany with 2 TTs and no E.

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      • lisamia says

        July 19, 2015 at 3:28 am

        I don’t see the link to the instagram.

        Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        July 19, 2015 at 3:42 am

        I just added the link and the tweet came up in comments above.:)

        Reply
        • lisamia says

          July 19, 2015 at 3:50 am

          Thanks, TT. I can see it now. 🙂 I love her added illustrations.

          Reply
  13. lisamia says

    July 19, 2015 at 12:24 am

    How can Kristen not be in Hawaii???? Not okay!

    Reply
    • katiealex says

      July 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm

      Agreed totally unacceptable!

      Reply
  14. Lisa m says

    July 19, 2015 at 1:13 am

    I am probably the only person that hates both Hawaii and spam. And Jax. Can’t even look at a pineapple, thank you Dole pineapple maze.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 19, 2015 at 1:27 am

      I figured out that the trip was a birthday trip for Jax and Peter. So it will be a “guys trip” with their girlfriends. Since Kristen and James are broken up, that would explain Kristen’s absence. ​

      On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 1:13 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Frosty says

        July 19, 2015 at 3:05 am

        While Kristen and James seem to have broken up (and he’s producing Tom2’s cd btw), she and Jax seem to have made up. She tweeted a very nice birthday wish to him. There’s also pics of them together recently. I hate myself for knowing this [not really} but i’m yearning for some VPR dopiness

        Reply
  15. Tigerlilly says

    July 19, 2015 at 8:08 am

    The douche is real with this one…

    Reply
  16. bossishere says

    July 19, 2015 at 12:45 pm

    This show should be cancelled. These young people should be in college trying to better their lives. We see enough of this mess out of the old fools on the bravo network (drinking, sleeping around, going to jail, fighting). Lisa should be ashamed of herself for being a part of this mess. When will it stop?

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    • hazel says

      July 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm

      Their college days are over. They should be working on careers, getting married, having families, enjoying life, etc. There’s no handbook as to what you do in your mid 20’s early 30’s, but I don’t necessarily think what they’re doing is bad and I personally enjoy watching their lives play out on tv. Arianna graduated from college, don’t know about the rest of them. But yea, college is from 18-22, they’re past those days.

      Reply
    • 3Sweeties says

      July 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm

      Jax is pushing 40 and he is as dumb as a box of rocks. Its too late for him to better himself.

      Reply
    • Anastasia_Beave says

      July 19, 2015 at 4:15 pm

      They’re not that young.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 19, 2015 at 5:55 pm

      ​ These “kids” as we call them are in their 30s. They have either graduated from college or graduated from rent boy school. Some are pushing 40. I find their train wreck interesting.

      On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • More Tea Please! says

        July 19, 2015 at 8:10 pm


        Interesting but pathetic…

        Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 19, 2015 at 6:01 pm

      It looks like Jax is back in California heading to Malibu for the day. /sigh​

      On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 5:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      > ​ These “kids” as we call them are in their 30s. They have either > graduated from college or graduated from rent boy school. Some are pushing > 40. I find their train wreck interesting. > > On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 19, 2015 at 6:17 pm

      Bite your tongue! I love watching these crazy “kids” much more than any of the HW shows. >

      Reply
      • Xanadude says

        July 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm

        Step back! How DARE you suggest VPR be cancelled.
        I said ™Good Day!” Sir.
        You are dismissed.

        Reply
      • Anastasia_Beave says

        July 19, 2015 at 7:29 pm

        Agreed. Bravo could get rid of pretty much everything, and I wouldn’t care, EXCEPT VPR.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          July 19, 2015 at 7:36 pm

          VPR is our elderly version of The Hills. But surprisingly less fake.​

          On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 7:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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          • Anastasia_Beave says

            July 19, 2015 at 10:44 pm

            It reminds me so much of the Hills.

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    • Maisey says

      July 20, 2015 at 8:59 am

      “This show should be cancelled.”
      Huh!??!
      Would you cancel “Masterpeice Theatre”? Would you throw away “Citizen Kane”? Would you trash “Of mice and men”?
      VPR is Lisa’s finest work. She is the Orson Wells of reality TV.

      Reply
  17. Linda Taylor says

    July 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    He is exactly where he belongs. I hope he stays there for a while.

    Reply
  18. hazel says

    July 19, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    It says he tweeted 5 hours ago. Is he out of jail or is Brit Brit sending tweets for him?

    Reply
  19. jen says

    July 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    What a dumbass. He is a fucking idiot.

    Reply
  20. hannahkingrose says

    July 20, 2015 at 6:26 am

    Hey no disrespect meant to NeverBeenJaxed but the Freaky Tiki Tropical Optical “HasBeenJAXED” lol. What a big dumbass he is. Did he honestly think he could get away with shoplifting?

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 20, 2015 at 7:48 am

      “Did he honestly think he could get away with shoplifting?” That made me literally lol. Jax Taylor doesn’t THINK. Ever. >

      Reply
      • Queen of the Nile says

        July 20, 2015 at 8:01 am

        He’s also very HIGH much of the time …

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    • NeverBeenJaxed says

      July 20, 2015 at 8:26 am

      🙂 🙂 🙂

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        July 20, 2015 at 8:51 am

        ​ http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/07/20/jax-taylor-on-surveillance-camera-stealing-sunglasses/

        On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 8:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  21. Shae says

    July 20, 2015 at 9:58 am

    something is mentally wrong with you if you’re willing to date jax at this point. denial is strong.

    Reply
  22. beverly says

    July 20, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    He can sign up for that show “Locked Up Abroad.” Hahaha

    Reply
  23. vonalsburg says

    July 21, 2015 at 1:06 am

    Ummmmmmm…fried Spam with cheese sandwich…haven’t eaten it in years…good memories though.

    Reply

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