It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses. Because, Jax.
The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.
Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip. Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses.
Joining the usual suspects on this trip is Jax’s new “girlfriend” Brittany Cartwright. You may remember when we discussed her here, that some of her “friends” commented that we were out of line for pointing out the perils of “dating” Jax. And we weren’t just talking about the potential for sexually transmitted diseases. Now Brittany is in Hawaii trying to come up with bail money for Jax. Well that didn’t take long.
So their flight back should be in the next couple of days. What happens now? Will Brittany call her daddy? Will the Toms make some calls to get the cash together? Will production put up bail and charge it to Bravo who will deduct it from his paycheck?
Or will Jax be sitting in Hawaiian jail eating spam until his court date? Is he going to be allowed to leave the state? How does this work?
Unless someone comes up with the bail money and round trip air fare for the court date, I think Had is screwed! What a fucking idiot.
Not had but HE!
The phrase “come on vacation, leave on probation” comes to mind here.
Brittany just made her Instagram account private…. Maybe her thirst for fame has been quenched?
I think I found an error in your post TT:
‘Will Brittany call her daddy?’
Surely you meant: ‘Will Brittany call Jax’s secret sugar daddy?’
You’re welcome.
That was hilarious, Michael!! 🙂
Do you think his sugar daddy is still sending cash? If he was he wouldn’t be stealing sunglasses, he’d be tossing money around. Then again, Jax spends all his money destroying and rebuilding his nose, allegedly, soooooo… who knows?
On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Also…Winona. Even rich people steal shit for dumb reasons. I would guess that the secret sugar daddy just pays his bills (easier than sending cash) like rent and insurance etc. Would explain the sunglass theft; he has little cash.
I doubt the stealing was motivated by a lack of fund. It’s more likely arrogance and thrill-seeking and entitlement are the cause.
He has an insatiable need to self destruct, so I think he would definitely be stealing even with the sugar daddy money and his Vanderpump Rules money too. He gets off on risky behavior of all sorts.
Eating Spam…his guards will probably be having that tropical treat as well. Bless his heart!
You crack me up, Tamara. You and Banjo have a good weekend. Oh yeah, good job on the tomatoes. My bug preventing marigolds have choked out everything. Perhaps I was a bit too enthusiastic with the seeds.
Even though I’m grilling pork chops for dinner, I really want to eat some SPAM RIGHT NOW. I love spam. It’s the best unhealty, fatty, salty canned processed meat there is.
It really tastes good to me on occasion, too ~ but only if I have a side of cold ketchup.
I grew up on Spam and haven’t eaten it in years… But have had a craving for it recently… We, admitting it, ate it on white bread with Mayo! Those were the days… ;’-)
Oh yeah, Laura. And just in case there wasn’t enough fat we fried it up nice and crispy in Crisco. I confess that I’m guilty of still doing that every now and then.
UF – in Austin they have a festival dedicated to Spam. It’s called Spamarama and it’s fun. It’s one of the things that “helps keep Austin weird”.
I had a friend who would make sushi with spam. It was sooooo good.
My husband still makes himself spam. I just can’t bring myself to eat the stuff. My Mother used to make it for dinner and I would always walk over to my grandmother’s and eat dinner with her whenever it happened. My Mom made the mistake of buying Spam’s po’ trashy cousin Treat Meat once and my Dad threw a fit and wouldn’t touch a bite of it. Mom had to cook another kind of meat for dinner that night lol. Daddy said it’s just ham and I would say then why doesn’t it look and taste like ham. My husband keeps telling me I must have some Yankee in me somewhere lol.
My garden has been taken over by my one container of spearmint. It is EVERYWHERE now.
On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Mine, too! Have two kinds of mint growing… Spearmint, my fave, grows so heartily.. But, yes, those stems will grow out and take root in your garden; grow profusely.. I use it in so many meals… Great compliment to parsley and great accompaniment to cilantro dishes.. In “Tamara’s Tea” it creates a delicious “Scoop!”
Um, my periscoper who is watching all the Pump Rules stuff just casually mentioned that…
KRISTEN IS NOT IN HAWAII! 🙁 This should have been the lead story. Fucktards didn’t invite Kristen on the trip.
She probably stuck at home organizing Lisa’s underwear.
On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 7:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Maybe she left early; production wants her to show up late into the trip for dramatic effect; she is there but is enjoying life by the pool?
There’s only one thing to do: Make Mojitos every day.
Maybe because James is in Hawaii.
I just sent you and email pic of Little Kyle. Prepare yourself for a shock!
Will the Toms have to do some extra escorting in Hawaii to come up with bail?
Play along – VPR Vacation Bingo:
Cast “takes shots”
Cast gets shot
Cast gets drunk
Cast has a hangover
Someone is naked in the ocean
Someone is naked in the pool
Someone is naked in the bar
Kristen!
Piece of jewelry lost
Piece of jewelry bought
Late for plane
Late for dinner
Late for checkout
Jax is arrested
Jax discloses something about his past
Jax discloses something about someone else
It is someone’s “special day”
Blurred out non-film release faces
A stern lecture from Lisa
A cheaky warning from Lisa
A phone call from Lisa
A phone call TO Lisa
I totally want to do this! If I remember correctly, though, the LAST TIME he was arrested, he claimed he didn’t know anyone’s number but SUR. Should be an interesting weekend 🙂
His short term memory shot to hell. From what? who can say…
I would do something terrible ( like sleep with jax) to be naked in the ocean right now!
Welp, X, that is pretty much the entire production slate for the season. Except for Kristen screws someone shocking. And Jax cheats on multiple women.
On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 5:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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And one of the Toms cries.
* Being arrested is a nightmare that keeps coming back.
Wtf? Spam is a delcacy! They shouldn’t hand it out all Willy-nilly to inmates! Fuckin-a I make pretty damn good money and I can’t afford spam!
Sounds like Jax (and probably a few others) need to get off the yayo and come back down to reality.
No Kristen, no bueno.
Great tea! I just went to check out Jax’s twitter. TT — check out Jax’s latest tweet with picture — you MUST see the comments. In the comments, the chick that worked at the sunglass place is posting all of the details. Apparently, the store has footage & he stole Tiffany & Co. sunglasses and gave them to his girlfriend.
I heard she Instagrammed the sunglasses Jax gave her, and after he got arrested, she took the photo down and went private.
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Here is a link to the surveillance photo.
https://twitter.com/bianca_thedoll/status/622529156094410752
The two Instagram pictures he was tweeting about Royal Hawaiian are down. That was the hotel he was in with Britanny. The Freaky Tiki Tropical Optical is either within or adjacent to the Royal Hawaiian. Apparently RH was hooking him up with upgrades and stuff and then he steals sunglasses.
Now if someone I was on vacation with gave me some Tiffany sunglasses, I’d be thrilled but they would come in a box with a pouch and some little paper with cleaning instructions and a little cleaning cloth. If my guy wandered back from the beach drunk and just handed me the glasses, I’d figure the pinched them off someone’s lounger or something and be mortified. I would not think he walked into a store and just walked out with them.
What a moron.
We tried to tell you, Brittany.
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That’s just priceless. I just love these sunglasses my “boyfriend” just stole for me. LOL. I used to live on Oahu. The Royal Hawaiian is that pink hotel, which is one of the nicest ones on Waikiki. I think this sunglass place is next to Duke’s, which is one of the best bars on the beach close to the hotel. Tons of people/tourists. What a fucking moron. So reckless. Brittany…I hate that fucking name. Brittany with 2 TTs and no E.
I don’t see the link to the instagram.
I just added the link and the tweet came up in comments above.:)
Thanks, TT. I can see it now. 🙂 I love her added illustrations.
How can Kristen not be in Hawaii???? Not okay!
Agreed totally unacceptable!
I am probably the only person that hates both Hawaii and spam. And Jax. Can’t even look at a pineapple, thank you Dole pineapple maze.
I figured out that the trip was a birthday trip for Jax and Peter. So it will be a “guys trip” with their girlfriends. Since Kristen and James are broken up, that would explain Kristen’s absence.
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 1:13 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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While Kristen and James seem to have broken up (and he’s producing Tom2’s cd btw), she and Jax seem to have made up. She tweeted a very nice birthday wish to him. There’s also pics of them together recently. I hate myself for knowing this [not really} but i’m yearning for some VPR dopiness
The douche is real with this one…
This show should be cancelled. These young people should be in college trying to better their lives. We see enough of this mess out of the old fools on the bravo network (drinking, sleeping around, going to jail, fighting). Lisa should be ashamed of herself for being a part of this mess. When will it stop?
Their college days are over. They should be working on careers, getting married, having families, enjoying life, etc. There’s no handbook as to what you do in your mid 20’s early 30’s, but I don’t necessarily think what they’re doing is bad and I personally enjoy watching their lives play out on tv. Arianna graduated from college, don’t know about the rest of them. But yea, college is from 18-22, they’re past those days.
Jax is pushing 40 and he is as dumb as a box of rocks. Its too late for him to better himself.
They’re not that young.
These “kids” as we call them are in their 30s. They have either graduated from college or graduated from rent boy school. Some are pushing 40. I find their train wreck interesting.
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Interesting but pathetic…
It looks like Jax is back in California heading to Malibu for the day. /sigh
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 5:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> These “kids” as we call them are in their 30s. They have either > graduated from college or graduated from rent boy school. Some are pushing > 40. I find their train wreck interesting. > > On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Bite your tongue! I love watching these crazy “kids” much more than any of the HW shows. >
Step back! How DARE you suggest VPR be cancelled.
I said ™Good Day!” Sir.
You are dismissed.
Agreed. Bravo could get rid of pretty much everything, and I wouldn’t care, EXCEPT VPR.
VPR is our elderly version of The Hills. But surprisingly less fake.
On Sun, Jul 19, 2015 at 7:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It reminds me so much of the Hills.
“This show should be cancelled.”
Huh!??!
Would you cancel “Masterpeice Theatre”? Would you throw away “Citizen Kane”? Would you trash “Of mice and men”?
VPR is Lisa’s finest work. She is the Orson Wells of reality TV.
He is exactly where he belongs. I hope he stays there for a while.
It says he tweeted 5 hours ago. Is he out of jail or is Brit Brit sending tweets for him?
What a dumbass. He is a fucking idiot.
Hey no disrespect meant to NeverBeenJaxed but the Freaky Tiki Tropical Optical “HasBeenJAXED” lol. What a big dumbass he is. Did he honestly think he could get away with shoplifting?
“Did he honestly think he could get away with shoplifting?” That made me literally lol. Jax Taylor doesn’t THINK. Ever. >
He’s also very HIGH much of the time …
🙂 🙂 🙂
http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/07/20/jax-taylor-on-surveillance-camera-stealing-sunglasses/
On Mon, Jul 20, 2015 at 8:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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something is mentally wrong with you if you’re willing to date jax at this point. denial is strong.
He can sign up for that show “Locked Up Abroad.” Hahaha
Ummmmmmm…fried Spam with cheese sandwich…haven’t eaten it in years…good memories though.