It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses. Because, Jax.
The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.
Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip. Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses.
Joining the usual suspects on this trip is Jax’s new “girlfriend” Brittany Cartwright. You may remember when we discussed her here, that some of her “friends” commented that we were out of line for pointing out the perils of “dating” Jax. And we weren’t just talking about the potential for sexually transmitted diseases. Now Brittany is in Hawaii trying to come up with bail money for Jax. Well that didn’t take long.
So their flight back should be in the next couple of days. What happens now? Will Brittany call her daddy? Will the Toms make some calls to get the cash together? Will production put up bail and charge it to Bravo who will deduct it from his paycheck?
Or will Jax be sitting in Hawaiian jail eating spam until his court date? Is he going to be allowed to leave the state? How does this work?