Um, I’m drunk. So this will be…something.
Sidenote: Banjo likes Sour cream and onion Pringles and may die oopsy.
It’s going to be a Gaybaby episode.Gage needs gaybabies because his biological clock is ticking. They are egg hunting. WTF didn’t I think of selling my eggs to gay men when I was smart and attractive? I have so fucked up my life. I totally wasted my embryos. Jeff totally wants to be the bio dad. I am shocked! ~quote by no one, ever. Jeff is in love with a skeptical bitch who looks like him. Perfect. Matthew brings Gage and only Gage a mojito. Gage loves him.
There was some fucked up house with some fucked up rich people. Something about a drying rack. Me and Banjo are eating Pringles for this part. He is on rich people dog food and not allowed to eat Pringles. I am supposed to be on the organic diet to keep the crazy away. I don’t really need to splain that is not currently happening #Cheers. We are more interested in the Pringles we never get than the rich people problems.
I may be a bit less interested in this show about rich people building houses if it were not for a new show I watched tonight on WSB. Apparently, some rapper called “Young Thug” did something illegal. I wasn’t really paying that much attention. But anyway, the cops arrived at Young Thugs house in Dunwoody which is a nice high end upper middle class area, and Chanel 2 went out there and Young Thugs family, proceeded to be thuggish to the Camera crew. I’m talking neck rolling fatass belly hanging out, big dude tryna intimidate. You know, how you hope your family would react when you are in legal trouble. The cops there to serve some warrants on Young Thug had to intervene to shut the idiotic family down. This is the new Atlanta. At least Bieber was run off.
Anyway, back to the show, Jeff’s cat is going to die I am going to skip to my loo right through this shit.
The gay guys argue about which egg donor to pick. It’s totally Hot or Not and Jeff and Gage don’t agree. SHOCKER.
The rich people continue to be annoying about the remodel. I am not really interested. I bought a portable A/C unit that is SO NOT PORTABLE. But at least it is SOME WHAT COOLER in my tar paper shack that is consistently warmer inside than it is outside even in winter. I think that means there is some sort of poison hot gas or something and I will die soon.
Why are we talking about lazy Susans on a remodel. IDGI. I’m just happy for running water and indoor plumbing.
Gage is in love with Matt and Jeff and Jenni rag on him about it.
They bought some fancy shit for the house. I can’t relate to these experiences, because I’ll never have them. But I watch, oh I WATCH because the lottery could always happen.
Again, can’t do dead pets. NOT TODAY.
There was a race to ejaculate into a cup. Gage wins. I skipped a lot. Because, dead pets. Does that mean Gage gets to be the bio dad?
Then I stopped because cat stuff.