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Big Brother Sunday Night Recap

July 12, 2015 by tamaratattles 29 Comments

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By Lady Cocotte

The twin twist is the talk of the house. Jizz can tell people are trying to trip them up so when Vanessa confronts her, Julia decides to come clean. While Julia is relieved to finally tell the truth, Vanessa is all about the cover up. She gives Julia advice on twin “tells” to keep the rest of the house guessing. Vanessa then decides to tell Shelli and Clay because “they notice details more than other people.” Thanks, Vanessa. I needed that laugh. The only details Shelli notices are on Clay’s D. Shelli’s first question is: which one is a Zeta. Both of them! Eeeee! “We’re sorority sisters! Zeta love!” Vanessa tells Austin but he doesn’t believe her. Once she convinces him that Liz is a twin he still doesn’t really get it. “Why does it matter if she’s a twin?” Oh, Austin… He’s definitely shell shocked that his biggest ally is really two people and he never noticed. I almost feel bad for him.

At Gronk’s beer pong, Austin and Vanessa won Head of Household. “With great power comes… Judas.” The house is a little unsettled because no one knows where Austin & Vanessa’s allegiance lies. As usual, everyone hopes they’ll go after Audrey. Austin thinks he’s a big target so he wants to keep Audrey to use as a shield. Vanessa wants to put up James and backdoor Jeff if James comes off. Austin likes her plan but wants people to think he’s not in on it. He even practices his shocked look. Up in the HoH room, Vanessa is very excited to show off pictures of her girlfriend. I’m more interested in her cute dogs. Damn, Austin was an ugly baby. Austin gets a Clay Aiken cd. “His music touches something deep inside of me.” So do the boys in WeHo but that’s another story (NTTAWWT).

It’s time for the twins to swap out. Julia tells Liz that the truth is out and that Vanessa, Austin, Shelli and Clay are working with them. Liz is on “cloud 10” that her besties are HoH. Clay, in his Hugh Hefner robe, assures Liz that he’s protecting her. Vanessa takes gummie bears away from Thickums. Liz sucks up to Shelli for some reason. Austin claims he notices all the differences now. Ok, guy. They name their alliance the Sixth Sense.BB17 peking Duck

James knows his alliance will go up on the block. Jackie thinks they’ll be ok. Oh, Jackie. Stick to your bikini and leave the game to the folks who are playing. Dr John noticed that one of the twins has a crown. She denied it but… Jeff and Dr John run up to HoH room to check. They try to get Liz to smile ut she won’t. She tells Jeff she’s on to him. Jeff tells Austin that Liz is a twin. Austin does an okay job seeming surprised. Jeff thinks he has Austin in his pocket so he starts flapping his gums. The dude out-dudes the dude.

Nomination Ceremony

Austin wears his Judas hat to nominate Meg and Jason. He secretly hopes they’ll win BoB and leave Vanessa’s nominees on the block. Vanessa nominates James and Dr John. She tells John “ to do what you do best.” And what he does best is throw competitions (Vanessa promised him safety thru the first jury eviction if he does it again this week). Meg is pissssed! Austin tries to reassure Jason and Meg that Audrey is going this week but they don’t believe it. Jason even gets a bit heated, saying that they’re being set up to lose against two “big men,” ie: James and Dr John.

Battle of the Block Competition

Shelli calls everyone outside to play “No Place Like Foam.” The backyard is set up like a club with a DJ booth, red carpet, VIP section (with a champagne tower and red velvet rope) and a huge foam pit. The foam pit is full of partiers in bathing suits. In some places the foam is so high it’s towering over their heads.. “This is just a regular Tuesday in Miami,” Liz quips. Since the party is in full swing, partiers have started to lose their clothes. Shelli directs everyone’s attention to a pile of clothes, ie: the lost and found. One at a time, players must grab an item from the lost and found and then search thru the foam for someone wearing the same pattern. Once they find the person wearing the matching pattern, they escort said partier to the VIP section and it’s their partner’s turn. To make things a little more interesting, there’s a hidden maze inside the foam so even if you know who you want, you have to figure out how to get to them. The HoHs get comfortable on leather couches to watch the insanity.

First up are Jason and James. They each grab an item from lost and found and head into the foam. They’re instantly covered. James quickly matches a hat to a bikini and rushes his partier to the VIP. Jason finds his match but can’t find the way out. He’s ducking in and out of foam. Dr John says it looks like a bubble bath but it’s really like being underwater because you can’t breath. Dr John chokes on foam but finds his girl. Meg heads in for the first time. She has to wipe foam off people to see their patterns. Some clothes in the lost and found don’t match any of the partiers so Meg has to pick a new clothing item. Meg remembers that the man with the murse is wearing a palm tree pattern so she grabs him and ties it up. James is standing at the lost and found slowly rifling thru clothes with a confused look on his face. It’s almost like he’s throwing the competition instead of John. Meg and Jason work together on patterns and where people are located. “This competition is made for a gay man and NY hipster chick.” James still hasn’t picked an outfit. He finally wades in and slowly strolls from girl to girl asking, “Is this yours?” Once again, John doesn’t have to throw the competition because his partner does so bad. Meg is flying. She finds her final pattern and knows exactly where the girl is. Meg and Jason win! Shelli tells Austin, “You’ve lost your throne but enjoy this foam” and he gets doused with soapy water. Austin tries to entertain everyone by flopping around in the foam. Let’s hope he’s more convincing in the wrestling ring.

Wednesday: Power of Veto Competition

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  1. BeetsWhy says

    July 12, 2015 at 11:57 pm

    so exactly how many house guests have to have figured out the twin twist before they are booted??? Can I throttle Dr John and Meg for their voices alone? Meg sounds like a female Ray Romano and the doc sounds like he still isn’t over his nitrous hits. That said I like Vanessa, Audrey and Austin so can we jump to final three please? It’s gonna be a long summer with this batch of hamsters

    Reply
    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 13, 2015 at 1:03 am

      For some reason, the houseguest think that if they confront the twins, they’ll be kicked out. In reality, if the twins survive 5 evictions without getting kicked out, they both get to play. They have 3 more to go (although they should be fine this week).

      Reply
      • sandra says

        July 13, 2015 at 6:09 pm

        Lady Cocotte, A most enjoyable re-cap. Thanks!

        Reply
    • bravocueen says

      July 13, 2015 at 1:36 pm

      Add Jiz to the annoying voice couch!

      Reply
  2. Rozanna says

    July 13, 2015 at 3:19 am

    Such detail! Excellent. . A good friend of mine is a fan, and so I may just have her over to watch and fill me in. I only watch sporadically at this point. Laverne Cox was on WWHL and says that there is a transgender individual on the show for the first time which is good news because the more exposure, the more acceptance IMO.

    Reply
    • Micheal says

      July 13, 2015 at 5:42 am

      It helps a bit if they are not assholes. Then again, even we minorities can be assholes at times.

      Reply
      • -.- says

        July 13, 2015 at 7:33 am

        You are so right. Oh. My God!! She’s beyond an asshole. It’s absolutely mind numbingly insane listening to her drone on with her convoluted riddles and lies. On tonight’s feeds she stated to Shelli how hard of a burden it is being the smartest person in the house. WTF?!? Audrey then went on to kiss Shelli’s ass by telling her it must be equally hard for Shelli to be the prettiest one. Not only is this bitch crazy, she’s fucking blind. Can’t. Fucking. Stand her! And if she uses ’empirical evidence’ one more time, I’m gonna rent a plane to fly a banner telling her to shut the fuck up before I wait in the audience and punch her in the throat!! On a lighter note, Jason cracks me up along w/Johnny Mac.

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      • Rozanna says

        July 13, 2015 at 7:49 am

        I like your plan. I say go for it! Now I have to start watching regularly to see what this asshole is like, if she lasts.

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        July 13, 2015 at 11:04 am

        I think Audrey is a true sociopath in the context of the BB game only, which is scary because she could easily use her lying & manipulative skills out in the real world. She is successful in getting people wrapped around her fingers even when they don’t trust her. I find her completely hilarious & predictably unpredictable. She is fascinating to watch.

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      • jen says

        July 13, 2015 at 3:44 pm

        People are people. They come in all shapes & sizes. Everyone has the ability to be an asshole if they choose.

        Reply
  3. Dee says

    July 13, 2015 at 4:43 am

    Great recap! Thanks so much!

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    • Dee says

      July 13, 2015 at 9:02 am

      The detail was so good I felt like I was there, thanks again.

      Reply
  4. Maisey says

    July 13, 2015 at 10:42 am

    I missed part of the show so your recap was perfect.
    Nice job, Lady C‼️

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 13, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      Thanks, everyone! Glad you enjoyed it. >

      Reply
  5. zenjen54 says

    July 13, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    Great recap our Lady C! I thought it was hysterical that the dentist noticed the cap on tooth number 9 and didnt mention it.
    Austin is just dumb as a bunch of blocks, bless his heart.

    Reply
  6. Lawstangel says

    July 13, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    I think it is worth noting that Vanessa said she would not want to be the one to send Audrey out the door due to her status (as a transgender) ! It is looking like Da had the right idea, saying that Audrey will slide her way on to the $$$$$

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  7. sequoia says

    July 13, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    I don’t now any gay people who like or can even tolerate Clay Aiken so I think it’s quite funny how many folks here think Austin is gay because he likes Clay Aiken. If anything, I think it suggests he’s really a middle aged white woman. That’s what I think…

    Anyway, good recap Lady Cocotte. Thanks for your time and efforts.

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    • Maisey says

      July 13, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      Well I think that Clay Aiken is just adorable and a good singer. I really enjoy him. Oh, wait a minute….I AM a middle age white woman.

      Not that there is anything wrong with that.
      Lol

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 13, 2015 at 6:00 pm

      “I think it suggests he’s really a middle aged white woman.” Hysterical! Now I see Austin in a whole new light. >

      Reply
      • Jen says

        July 13, 2015 at 11:52 pm

        Clay fans are called Claymates. Lol I remember that from his time on CA.

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  8. calipatti says

    July 13, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    Well, I am a old white woman and don’t like Clay Aiken, not do I like Audrey.
    I’ve a gay friend living inSF, I’m going to Facebook him to see if he is watching.
    Thanks for the great recap LadyC.

    Reply
  9. loriflack says

    July 13, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    Austin ain’t no middle aged white woman…in my headspace anyway. No, he is something, though…seriously, I beleive the house guests (or anyone) would feel different simply by being in a closed space with an unusually large human …

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  10. loriflack says

    July 13, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    What I really came here to ask was, why does Vanessa only hate one houseguest?!

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 13, 2015 at 7:18 pm

      Vanessa confuses me. I think her crew sees Jeff as the glue holding the other side of the house together. In order to get him out, she feels like she needs to create “reasons.” Being a big game threat isn’t enough for her. She’s playing an emotional game. >

      Reply
  11. Xanadude says

    July 13, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    Vincent has hypnotic nipples.

    Reply
  12. Jane Grey says

    July 13, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    Witty recap Lady C.

    Reply
  13. tamaratattles says

    July 15, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    I know that no one really cares about hearing about other people’s dreams but I am going to share last night’s nightmare with you because it was Big Brother related. I have a lot of nightmares when the crazy comes. So I thought tell y’all would make it go away. Plus, it’s super crazy and includes pretty much every fear I have.

    So I was in South Carolina at a beach/historic town. I was trying to get a job at an oceanfront bar waiting tables (sidenote:: I have been fired from every waitressing job (or than the ones I quit in dramatic fashion) I’ve ever had. I suck at it.) So anyway, I needed this job and I was outside talking to the management, and some girl wanted to go home and so I was allowed to sub for her right away. Except the restaurant became a school in this long row of dilapidated historic slave houses. He collapsing house has dirt floors and was awful. I was going to teach elementary, but the next thing you know I am in Spanish class. And Austin was there. I was supposed to be taking notes and I had forgotten and I was panicking because the board was erased.

    Austin and I had been “dating” and having THE SEX and stuff previously, and I had gotten bored and moved on, but I liked him well enough and thought everything was great with us.

    After class I ran into Austin’s sister who I didn’t know. She said a lot of mean things to me about intimate details of my sex life with Austin which she thought was hysterical and it didn’t seem funny to me. But it hurt my big fat feelings anyway. Later I sat on a bench and there was a giant bra and Austin walked up and I was sort of hiding behind this giant bra. Then I followed him and he was in a room hiding in a casket and the sister and some other person were in there. I wasn’t scared as much as weirded out and left and walked down to the beach.

    On the beach I was with some female who was maybe also an employee there and a mean looking stray dog was with us. She threw a Frisbee into the ocean and the dog ran out to fetch it. Then I saw the dog get eaten by a shark. I pointed this out to the bitch I was walking with and she said there was no shark. (this is a panic attack thing, you feel like you are in danger, but you know there is no danger so you feel stupid and crazy) Then a giant whale came, and I was sure the bitch saw the whale but she said she didn’t. She was clearly fucking with me.

    Then the ocean disappeared and the Zombies started coming. LOTS of Zombie. Clearly, CLEARLY it was the apocalypse. I’m like, okay, you didn’t see the dog eating shark, or the giant whale, but YOU MUST SEE THESE FUCKING ZOMBIES! RIGHT? RIGHT? Nope.

    And then the dream ended. I hope they ate the stupid bitch.

    And that ladies and gentlemen is what crazy people dream about. It actually wasn’t a scary dream. I was mostly just pissed off at everyone. Because that’s how I roll.

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 15, 2015 at 6:14 pm

      Thanks for sharing. That was better than anything on Bravo these days. I spend most of my dreams on the spectrum of pissed off to furious at people (they’re always fucking with me). I thought it was just me.

      p.s. Tamara & Austin, sitting in a tree… >

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      • tamaratattles says

        July 15, 2015 at 7:44 pm

        ​If I was drunk in a bar and Austin showed interest, I’d do him. My standards are non existent at the moment. Just wrap it up. Plus he seems like he is well hung and has a great body.

        Speaking of his body, why does production make him wear a bandaid on his Fated to Pretend Tattoo? I suppose it is copyrighted, but he just covers the “to” with a bandaid. So odd these copyright laws.

        On Wed, Jul 15, 2015 at 6:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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