There is a new episode of Catfish on my DVR. I guess a new season started. Tiana is 21 and in love with James who is 24. They both live in North Carolina but not in the same town. She apparently moved from Washington state to North Carolina with her family to be closer to him. He is her first and only love. They have never video chatted. They only live 45 minutes apart. Tiana doesn’t even know which guy is Nev and which guy is Max. She met James on My Space three years ago. Um, there is no My Space anymore, is there? They have been “dating” for years. She has daughter but he does not know because he hates kids. Well, what could possibly go wrong here?
The boys head to Tiana’s house and the baby is not there. Is this an imaginary baby? James has stood her up several times. The guys can’t figure out why Tiana is interested in him. Tiana has said three times in the first few minutes that she has a bad attitude and he is the only one that talk her down.
The do their investigation. Right away they discover that the pictures he has been using are not him, but some rapper in Charlotte, North Carolina. It looks like James is a 50 year old bald white guy. Nev and Max meet Tiana and we meet the kid and Aisha her friend. 
Time for Nev to call the catfish. He agrees to meet. The next day Tiana and Aisha go to meet James. Not sure I have ever seen a show where a friend comes along for the meeting. But they are only ten minutes away from where the guy says he is working. So he has only been ten minutes away this whole time.
Aisha says that her baby daddy’s cousin works in this shop. So Aisha knows the guys who work here. At the shop we meet James who is….wait for it! Aisha’s baby daddy! This isdate him wh SOFA KING fake. Suddenly, the baby mama just knows that her man Trez has been texting her BFF for three years? Aisha has a full on meltdown. Trez/James has eight kids. Trez wants to be with Tiana. The girls leave crying and the boys show up and talk to Tiana the next day. Tiana and Trez meet up again.Trez says he loves Tiana and wants to work things out with her. He apologizes for lying. Both of these too seem fairly well-spoken. They are going to try to work things out.
In the follow up interview. Tiana says that she couldn’t date him when it came down to it. She is no longer friends with Aisha either. Aisha says that Tiana thinks that she knew she was talking to her man and they are no long friends. Trez did not give an update.
SOFA KING retarded. How fake.
I thought it was a leeeeeetle too coincidental that the friend came along and ta daaa-baby daddy. Her reaction did seem genuine though, so maybe the producers figured out the dynamic and set it up-but it was that, a set up.
I guess the draw for me always is how these seemingly full functioning people really believe the whole catfish story. How they think there is a huge possibility that they are going to meet the love of their life when there is a forest of red flags in front of them.
A bad case of Triple-D – Dumb, Dumber and Delusional! More likely just fake.
I think this may be the first catfish where the person was better looking thank the fake pic. Bringing the friend along was so ridiculously fake and obvious.
This is sofa king fake! How did he find Atiana through Aisha 3 years ago when Aisha stated that they have only been friends for a year and a half???? How are they best friends but Aisha baby daddy don’t know Tiana has a 3 year old child when THEY MET 3 years ago at a party??? How did she say she moved to WA at age 14 but then say 3 years ago she moved to WA? That would make her 18 AND PREGNANT. This is such bullshit. Wtf?
You know that commercial where a girl calls help line or some shit and the person she talks to says “awesome sauce” and the twin is like wait, the only person I know who says that is my twin and then it REALLY IS HER TWIN?
I say SOFA KING all the damn time!
We may be spirit twins!