There is a new episode of Catfish on my DVR. I guess a new season started. Tiana is 21 and in love with James who is 24. They both live in North Carolina but not in the same town. She apparently moved from Washington state to North Carolina with her family to be closer to him. He is her first and only love. They have never video chatted. They only live 45 minutes apart. Tiana doesn’t even know which guy is Nev and which guy is Max. She met James on My Space three years ago. Um, there is no My Space anymore, is there? They have been “dating” for years. She has daughter but he does not know because he hates kids. Well, what could possibly go wrong here?
The boys head to Tiana’s house and the baby is not there. Is this an imaginary baby? James has stood her up several times. The guys can’t figure out why Tiana is interested in him. Tiana has said three times in the first few minutes that she has a bad attitude and he is the only one that talk her down.
The do their investigation. Right away they discover that the pictures he has been using are not him, but some rapper in Charlotte, North Carolina. It looks like James is a 50 year old bald white guy. Nev and Max meet Tiana and we meet the kid and Aisha her friend.
Time for Nev to call the catfish. He agrees to meet. The next day Tiana and Aisha go to meet James. Not sure I have ever seen a show where a friend comes along for the meeting. But they are only ten minutes away from where the guy says he is working. So he has only been ten minutes away this whole time.
Aisha says that her baby daddy’s cousin works in this shop. So Aisha knows the guys who work here. At the shop we meet James who is….wait for it! Aisha’s baby daddy! This isdate him wh SOFA KING fake. Suddenly, the baby mama just knows that her man Trez has been texting her BFF for three years? Aisha has a full on meltdown. Trez/James has eight kids. Trez wants to be with Tiana. The girls leave crying and the boys show up and talk to Tiana the next day. Tiana and Trez meet up again.Trez says he loves Tiana and wants to work things out with her. He apologizes for lying. Both of these too seem fairly well-spoken. They are going to try to work things out.
In the follow up interview. Tiana says that she couldn’t date him when it came down to it. She is no longer friends with Aisha either. Aisha says that Tiana thinks that she knew she was talking to her man and they are no long friends. Trez did not give an update.