It is the biggest night of the week for Big Brother addicts! It a sad hopeless night for Da’Vonne fans. Barring some sort of last minute miracle, she should be evicted tonight.
Oh SHUT UP, Shelli.
They show the #TakeOver twist this week. It’s a red phone booth where Kathy Griffin will call several times to tell the houseguests a joke. The seventh person to answer wins the opportunity to cancel three votes during tonight’s eviction. Jason’s Tip: Here’s a tip. Try to be less annoying. Like way less.
Meg’s Tip: Lose ten pounds.
Jiz’s Tip: Breath mints. Lots of them.
John’s Tip: A little less sun. You look like a suitcase.
Vanessa’s Tip: Try not sucking at competitions.
Jeff’s Tip: Showers are supposed to be daily. Phew!
Da’Vonne’s Tip: (This is #7 the winning tip and Clay wanted it) Start thinking about eviction night, you’ve just won the power of the last laugh.
Please don’t let Clay when HOH tonight. I cannot stand “Shay” getting all of this camera time from the HOH. I hate these two.
At least editing is giving credit to Da’Vonne for figuring out the #TwinTwist. Where the hell was Austin when everyone else in the entire house found out about the Twin Twist? They show Day approaching Jiz for her vote.
Julie does not reveal who got the last laugh but she does send Becky, Jeff and Jackie into the dining room where they will not be present for the live vote. WOW! That was a weird choice. I definitely expected Clay to be sitting out.
Day’s speech said there are people who are strong players in the house and there is a pack of cowards. The cowards are currently in control of the house. If you want that to change vote to save her. Or they can vote to save Meg and let her be the beautiful pawn sitting next to them next week. Meg speech was just bubbly Meg. OMG you guys are so hot tonight kind of Megspeak.
Let us pray.
Jason and Audrey were the only two to vote to evict Meg. And Day is sadly gone. 🙁 Day only hugged a couple people on the way out, Jason and Vanessa and Meg. Julie pointed out that Day should have kept the Twin Twist to herself until she confronted Jiz. Julie asks why Audrey was not voted out this week. Day says because they are cowards who are worried that America would be mad at them for voting out the transgender. Day says that Audrey is going to slide all the way to $500K. Day says her downfall was being to vocal.
Goodbye messages. First, is Clay which is an insult to Day because she doesn’t give a shit what he says. He left a hypocritical, “I am not a racist” type message of love. Fuck him. Audrey’s message was mean. She said “Karma just called and it looks like you have a dose of your own medicine waiting for you outside the house.” Jason says Day is his one and only love and he would have been completely lost without her in the house. Everything he does now he is doing for her. He will win this for them. The twins did a goodbye message together that basically said she fucked up and needed to go.
The takeover person is an NFL player. He says they will party all week long and there will be no have nots at his party!
The competition is a giant game of beer pong. Each cup has different number assigned. The two highest numbers will be HOH. The hamsters launch a ball from a planklike launcher. It’s a game of chance. Will our poker player get lucky? Jackie got a zero followed by John. John did well in practice. Did he throw it? Probably. YES! Clay is out. So is Jeff. James and Liz both remain in the lead tied at 23. That would be a weird HOH duo. Austin in the lead at 28! Vanessa goes last COME ON VANESSA! Vanessa gets a 23 as well. James, Liz and Vanessa. As long as James loses it will be great. Liz gets a 22. James gets fucking 35. VANESSA GETS 52! VANESSA GETS 52! BEST HOH PAIR POSSIBLE! YEEEESSS!!!! The crowd goes wild!
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