Wow, San Francisco is beautiful and expensive.
Justin is a native San Franciscan comes from a rich family and is VERY fancypants. And hot. Justin lives with a married couple with a baby. Justin seems to like roommates. He’s very social. And afraid to live alone. Justin goes to Noi Valley for a listing appointment. It’s a three thousand plus square foot craftsman home. Gorgeous views on all three levels. Outdoor space on all levels. Justin wants to list at $3.2 million. The owners want $4 million.. Justin agrees s to list at $3.5 and expects a bidding war.
Justin has several private showing rather than an open house. His buyers are picky. One chick wants to cut down a Tree in some peasant’s yard because it blocks her view. Um, it’s a tree. They are Californians. Shouldn’t they be tree huggers? Another dude actually said, “cool tree!” I like him.
The tree hugger guy won the bidding war at $3.7 million. But the seller gets greedy. He wants more. The tree hugger dropped out and the other bidder went up to $3.8. The commission of $114,000 seems low. He seemed to be both the selling agent and the buyers agent.
It looks like Andrew Greenwell, the Florida dude, is going to be the dick of the season. He has been selling real estate for 13 years. Andrew lives with his fiancé Paul. I love gay guys. ALMOST all gay guys but Andrew is the mean, bitchy kind of gay guy. I can tell already. He is going to be a backstabber with a shitty attitude. Andrew has a potential listing in Alamo about 25 minutes out of town. The views are stunning, the house overlooks the Diablo Valle. It’s very contemporary. It has sort of a masculine energy. The owners built the house. He lists it at $2,995,000
Andrew has an open house. All the couples think the house is super sexy. Especially the guys. People seem very interested. The sellers were there and some buyers said that the house seemed underpriced to the female seller. They didn’t know she was the seller. Because sellers are not supposed to be there, She decides to raise the price DURING THE OPEN HOUSE. The husband and son talk her down. The next day, the other agent says that the wife wants to take the house off the market and move in herself. This is the fault of the idiot who let the sellers come to the open house. Andrew and the other agent get into it in the office.
Andrew has a concierge business and he throws a paty for that. Justin and Roh are invited. Andrew is a dick to both of him. He tells Roh he bought RohHabibi.com since he didn’t have a website. Really? Is he serious? Then he tells Justin he bought JustinFichelson.com too. He is serious.
Roh Habibi, is an Afghani with quite the beard. Roh seems like he will be super fun. He has only been in real estate for less than 3 years and is already in the top 6%. Roh is orthodox Muslim. Wow. His family had to pay $50K a head to get themselves smuggled out of Afghanistan on donkey riding with a group of sherpas. His family made tremendous sacrifices to get him to the US. He is tearing up telling the story. He is driven to success as a result of where he came from. He has a wife and an adorable daughter.
I love his worry beads in the car. He goes on a listing appointment in St Francis Wood. It’s an older money, older people, family neighborhood. It’s empty and stunning. Almost 7000 square feet. There is one room with ugly red carpet. They do not want to pay for staging. The buyers want $7 million. Roh says he can’t take the listing at that price. He convinces the rep to list at $6.5 million.
Roh and his family are adorable. I just grin when they are on. WOW. Roh has a very sexy face under that beard.
Roh is going to throw a big party for the tech kids with money in the empty house to show off the fact that it is on a large lot with no neighbors nearby. Wait, it’s a half acre lot and that is a “large lot?” Seven thousand square feet on half an acre? How does that work. At the party Roh makes everyone wear booties to protect the beautiful floors, and then he break dances on the floor and scratches a HUGE CIRLCE IN THE FLOOR!
This season looks fantastic. But why does Justin yell at Roh? The clients look difficult. Justin is mean to Roh, again! I’m going to need Justin and Roh to be nice to each other. Andrew is a big enough dick for the whole cast.