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Big Brother 17 Recap: So You Had A Bad Day

July 8, 2015 by tamaratattles 52 Comments

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I hate Shelli. She reminds me of Kate Gosselin. Wow, Day knows that JohnnyMack threw the BotB. Day was pretty bad at it though. I can’t stand these Clay and Shelli scenes. Clay is trying so hard to be straight. The whole showmance is just so awkward.

The twins are so dumb. “Oh good! Day is on the block! I love Day!”

At the veto comp, Shelli, Clay, Steve, JohnnyMac, Meg and Day play for the veto. No one playing except Day would take Day off. Bad draw for Day. Becky is so clueless in this game.

The Veto Competition

It’s about figuring out what item is missing from a list and finding it. It’s too ridiculous to explain. The important part is that it is a knockout comp, where two people go at a time and them challenge someone else. This will make it extremely difficult for Day to win, fucking production clearly hates Day.   John picks first and he chooses to go against Day! Oh John. I thought we liked you!  The comp is harder than I thought. Kathy Griffin (voice only tape)  reads off a list of things for her assistant to fetch for her. Then an elevator opens with a photos of the assistant and one item is missing they have to find the missing item and buzz in first to win. I already can’t figure out the first item. Day and JohnnyMack both stuggle as well. JohnnyMack eliminates Day on the first challenge. Somehow Clay beats Steve and he is out. Meg throws  her round to Shelli and Meg is out. Oh wait. Shelli brought out the wrong item and loses. Meg is pissed. Meg tries again to throw the round this time to JohnnyMack. JohnnyMack wins. That leaves JohnnyMack and Clay. JohnnyMack wins veto. Now if Shelli would just put up Audrey.

The Jiz Twins. Nekkid.
The Jiz Twins. Nekkid.

The Veto Ceremony

Shelli and Clay are so stupid. So very stupid. Everyone has tried to explain to them that this is an easy week. JUST GET AUDREY OUT. But no. They even thought that they could convince JohnnyMack not to take himself off the block. The brain trust was going to put up Liz but Vanessa convinces them to put up Meg instead. I can’t believe these fools actually asked someone not to take themselves off the block.

Shelli tells Liz she is putting her up as a pawn. Liz goes to Becky and cries. In the DR, Austin confirms he is really close to Liz and can’t afford to lose her. He is going to work to change Shelli’s tiny little mind. Meg and her boys, Jeff, James and Jason are up hooting and hollering all night and it pisses Austin off. So Austin tells Vanessa that that group was talking about keeping Day.  So Vanessa and Austin try to convince the morons to nominate Meg. It wasn’t really that hard.

Speaking of dumb. Clay and Audrey are talking alone in the dark. Clay tells Audrey that it is all her fault the whole house is against her. Because after saving her this week, the smart thing to do is to piss her off. The editors tease us with the idea that Shelli might do the right thing and put Audrey up. That’s just cruel.

After JohnnyMack takes himself off, Shelli nominates Meg. She gives a fake nice speech to Day. I hate that stupid Kate Gosselin bitch. Day plans to fight like hell.

Tomorrow: Day is voted out and we crow two new HOHs. And I’l be up all night.

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Filed Under: Big Brother 17, Entertainment News Tagged With: Audrey Middleton, Austin Matelson, Becky Burgess, Big Brother 17, Big Brother 17 Cast, Chenbot, Clay Hunnicutt, Da'Vonne Rogers, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Jace Agolli, James Huling, Jason Roy, John McGuire, Julia Nolan, Julie Chen, Live Eviction, Liz Nolan, Meg Maley, Shelli Poole, Steve Moses, Twin Twist, Vanessa Rousso

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  1. Urethra Franklin says

    July 8, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    Thank you CBS for the great nap I took while trying to watch this boring ass overly edited fictional version of the Big Brother live feeds.

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  2. Pip says

    July 8, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    Shelli is very annoying. And she definitely resembles Kate Gosseling. Good call… I couldn’t place it and it was bugging me.
    I am caught up on all episodes now and I am definitely feeling BB again. Thanks for the recaps and the updates, Tamara and Lady C.

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 9, 2015 at 8:43 pm

      I hate Shelli so much! ok, maybe hate is a strong word but her power tripping smuggy smirk drives me crazy. I can’t even give her credit for getting the best player (Day) out of the house. She stumbled into it with her stupidity. I hope she marries Clay. She deserves him.

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  3. Palid Polly says

    July 8, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    My name is Polly and (like every year) I’m strung out on Big Brother.
    I have to say, it’s been a wild two weeks.
    And like you TT, tomorrow is a definite all nighter. Yes!

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  4. Aerin says

    July 8, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    I cannot believe they honestly thought they could convince the dentist to keep himself on the block. In what world…. I can’t decide who is more atrocious- shelli or clay.

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    • Micheal says

      July 8, 2015 at 10:52 pm

      Stranger things have happened (the episode of survivor years ago where the girls convinced Eric to give up immunity and they wouldn’t vote him out – only for them to vote him out right after).

      I’ll miss Day.

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      • sequoia says

        July 9, 2015 at 4:07 pm

        It was Parvati who engineered the best betrayal in survivor history. I loved it.

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        • tamaratattles says

          July 9, 2015 at 4:18 pm

          ​How do you remember that kind of stuff at your age? I’m asking for a friend. I can’t remember if I had lunch today.

          On Thu, Jul 9, 2015 at 4:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  5. Barbara R says

    July 8, 2015 at 11:41 pm

    Don’t forget Marcellas. He was convinced not to use his power of veto and was voted out. For years it was cited as the worst move in Big Brother history.

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    • Pip says

      July 8, 2015 at 11:44 pm

      Marcellus! Yes! I couldn’t remember who it was, but I knew someone fell for that one season.

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  6. Jen says

    July 9, 2015 at 12:19 am

    Why can’t I get into these hamsters? Every year I love bb. This year for some reason I can’t get as into it. I find a lot of the HG blah or annoying. I suppose I really need to step up my night time watching and develop a cocaine habit to get through my days…whatever it takes! Kidding. Kind of.

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    • Pip says

      July 9, 2015 at 12:28 am

      I hear you- I have struggled the last few years. BB use to be an obsession for me, but it’s not as fascinating now.
      What I did was not watch the last three episodes and then binge watched them all today. It helped me get my mojo back and interested in the game.

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    • powerthoughtsblog says

      July 9, 2015 at 8:06 am

      I with you on that Jen. I have no interest in watching, I’d rather read the recaps instead.

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 9, 2015 at 8:47 pm

      The episodes are very boring. The feeds are where the fun is but it’s too time consuming. I don’t understand with producers are sculpting such a dull story.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 9, 2015 at 8:47 pm

        I don’t understand why…

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  7. zenjen54 says

    July 9, 2015 at 12:32 am

    I just not loving this cast. Everyone is too young, closer to MTV reality tv. BB started with the concept of a social experience by having a diverse group of people. Now its generic. I see the beginning of the end of the reality tv genre run.

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    • Pip says

      July 9, 2015 at 12:37 am

      Good point. We are getting older, but each cast is full of twenty and thirty somethings. Maybe it is an age and maturity thing, where we find them unrelatable now.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 9, 2015 at 8:57 pm

        Jason (my replacement for Day as favorite player) talked about how this is the youngest cast ever. The oldest Hamster is Shelli at 32 or 33. And Shelli acts like a child so even the “older” cast members aren’t mature. I guess CBS figures having a gay, a lesbian, a transgender, a black & an asian on the show is diverse enough. While I appreciate that the house isn’t full of just Shellis & Clays, age ranges usually add drama & spice.

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  8. tamaratattles says

    July 9, 2015 at 5:49 am

    Well this season is going down the shitter fast, Day is going home tomorrow. Which sucks. And Julia just told Vanessa that she is Liz’s twin. Vanessa fills Julia in on all of her tells. Like Julia has a birthmark on her back that Liz doesn’t have, Julia is thinner than Liz, etc.

    (this happened around 2:15 am BB time)

    Julia HATES James. and wants Audrey and James to be on the block this week. James says horrible things to the girls and farts around everyone.

    BTW, most seasons there are a lot more updates of the live feeds here. Please update us in comments and try to include times on big news. Thanks.

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    • Jane Grey says

      July 9, 2015 at 6:04 am

      I’m watching the same things. I suppose there aren’t as many updates because the live feeds have been boring. BUT Vanessa and Julia in bed together is finally making things intersting. How about the way you can hear all the bone heads in the background in the next room.

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      • Jane Grey says

        July 9, 2015 at 6:09 am

        It does kind of suck that Day is going home. I heard her say on live feeds about a week ago that the producers tell her to, “put more stank on it” in her diary sessions.

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      • Jane Grey says

        July 9, 2015 at 6:12 am

        Oh my, now the bone head room is talking about “beef curtains” and the color and disfunction of the labia!

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 9, 2015 at 9:02 pm

      I’m really upset about Day going home. I keep trying to think of scenarios where she can flip things but I know it’s a lost cause. And to matters things worse, Vanessa has totally let me down. What a disappointment. I guess Poker smarts doesn’t translate to BB smarts. Fuck Shelli & Clay (I refuse to call them Shay). Fuck them hard. Except Clay would like it.

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  9. tamaratattles says

    July 9, 2015 at 6:13 am

    FUCK VANESSA. Vanessa tells Shelli and Clay at 3:07 BB time that Liz is a twin. Dammit Vanessa! NO could you not have just brought in Jason

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  10. Jane Grey says

    July 9, 2015 at 6:16 am

    More updates, in the bone head room (which is everyone but Vanessa and Julia in one room and Clay and Shelli in the other) they are now talking about Length and girth.

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    • Jane Grey says

      July 9, 2015 at 6:18 am

      Okay, I am seriously upset with Vanessa! What!!!!!What!!!!!!

      Reply
      • Jane Grey says

        July 9, 2015 at 6:20 am

        Okay, I am on the Vaneesa cam now. Maybe she is trying to do a good thing?

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  11. Jane Grey says

    July 9, 2015 at 6:23 am

    Now Shelli and Clay and telling Vanessa that the whole house already suspects Liz of being the twin!

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  12. tamaratattles says

    July 9, 2015 at 2:23 pm

    Vanessa reveals TWIN tWIST to Austin 9:32a BBT Cam 1/2

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  13. Jen says

    July 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    Shellie and clay bug me. How are they reacting to the twin twist? I need to get on there. Hmmmm….so who now sees Liz as needing to get out as she is really two and who sees Liz as valuable as she could have the strongest alliance in the house and therefore count as two votes in favor of her allies??

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  14. Jen says

    July 9, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Lizz and Julia are total morons. I really wish they chose different people for this twin twist. Why the fuck would she show her biggest card on week two?

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 9, 2015 at 3:46 pm

      Dayonne had the twin twist figured out at the first switch. ​It took her a while to be 100% positive, but since the first switch she was closely observing the twins. She told Jason. Jason told Meg. Pretty much everyone knew except for Austin, which is funny because Austin and Jiz share a bed. Even funnier was hearing Julia tell Vanessa she can’t stand Austin groping her. HOWEVER Liz is into Austin.

      Vanessa and Julia are the closest.

      Vanessa and Austin have a final four with the twins now. Vanessa and Austin also have a final four with Shelli and Clay. Vanessa tells Shelli EVERYTHING the second she knows anything. Of this group of six Shelli would be the best player if she wasn’t playing with half her brain tied behind her back due to Clay being a loose cannon who tells everything to Jeff and pretty much anyone else who will talk to him.

      Austin doesn’t seem to have a clear plan. Both Clay and Austin still trust Jeff even though all the girls know that Jeff is not trustworthy.

      The people I have not mentioned thus far will be trying to get Jiz out because they have no alignment with them. At least not yet.

      Jason will be in trouble without Day.

      Meg is sitting pretty. Everyone trusts her and thinks she is with them. Like EVERYONE. Even Day who is on the block with her.

      Vanessa and Julia HATE James who is very inappropriate and gross with the girls in the house.

      Becky, John and Steve are still on the outside. Becky and John may have a flirtmance and perhaps a loose alliance. Steve is so socially awkward he can’t get anywhere. He and Vanessa have a secret final two deal.

      There don’t seem to be any strong players at the moment. People need to get Clay out. It would be better for everyone’s game including Shelli’s.

      On Thu, Jul 9, 2015 at 2:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Pip says

        July 9, 2015 at 4:20 pm

        So funny that Julia had to share a bed and snuggle-time with Austin because of Liz!!!
        Wait to have my back, sister!

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      • Jen says

        July 9, 2015 at 7:20 pm

        I absolutely adore the nickname jiz and did not get it till now lol I feel as dumb as them.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 9, 2015 at 9:16 pm

        I’m still clinging to my Dr John 2nd Twin Twist theory.

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  15. Jen says

    July 9, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    I agree. I see a strong player in Shelli but I am not a fan. She needs to get off of clay’s balls. She is acting like she has not been around an attractive man before. She must have been a prude in her 20s, or right she was married. Anyway, Vanessa is a let down so far. I thought she would be better. Also She always appears stoned. Everyone loves Meg for now but unless she makes moves she will be used as a pawn over and over until the end then disposed of. I want to see if Jackie or Jeff step it up. They are pretty blah but have potentional.

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 9, 2015 at 8:14 pm

      ​I agree about Vanessa. I think I over estimated the intelligence of successful poker players. She seems sort of….dumb. I wasn’t expecting that.

      On Thu, Jul 9, 2015 at 7:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • sequoia says

        July 9, 2015 at 9:33 pm

        Day didn’t live up to expectations either.

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        • The Lady Cocotte says

          July 9, 2015 at 9:40 pm

          Day’s mouth got her in trouble but other than that she’s the sharpest crayon in the box. >

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      • sequoia says

        July 9, 2015 at 11:53 pm

        Yes, and she’s the second one out. It doesn’t matter how smart you are. If you have no social game, you;re out and didn’t live up to expectations.

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        • tamaratattles says

          July 10, 2015 at 12:42 am

          Austin who likes to go to WeHo for a self esteem boost won HOH and chose Clay Aiken for his album on the iPod. He is trying to say it was a joke but he has already talked about Clay in the house. He said he just said it hoping Clay would show up in the house. As if that is somehow less gay. He already admitted to being a Claymate to someone weeks ago.

          There is no photo of his “girlfriend” but he did get a photo of his “brother.”

          I’m just saying. NTTAWWT.​

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        • The Lady Cocotte says

          July 10, 2015 at 1:52 am

          Fine, Sequoia, you’re right. Are you happy now? My favorite player went home & you’re right. 😉 >

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 9, 2015 at 9:27 pm

      I think Shelli is recently divorced & part of the Clay attraction is sticking it to the ex…

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      • jen says

        July 9, 2015 at 11:29 pm

        Ah. That. Yes.

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  16. Angie says

    July 9, 2015 at 7:32 pm

    So far I can’t force myself to like any of these hg’s.
    I don’t pay for the live feeds, but I do follow them religiously through all of the different recaps (great excuse to stay instead and avoid the heat).
    Although there are a few hg’s that annoy the shit out of me, I still hate Meg. Even the little clips of her on the tv show makes me want to punch my tv.
    I know that you watch the feeds, so can you please tell me if Meg is less annoying on the feeds than she is on the taped show? And her DR sessions make me sick. So how is it that she is so popular in the house?
    Thanks in advance.

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 9, 2015 at 8:20 pm

      ​I HATED Meg in the interviews. And John. I find them both less annoying in the house. Meg more less so than John. Meg is in a great spot in the game and I may end up having to root for her. That said, that is a minority opinion. Most people still hate Meg as much as ever. For me, there are just more annoying people in the house like Clay, Shelli, Audrey, and James.

      As for Johnny Mack, Lady Cocotte is convinced he is a twin like Jiz. I don’t buy into that. HOWEVER, it’s not a theory with no merit, as John seem normal in spurts and then back to the annoying screamer type guy. He can be less annoying. I sometimes think that the super annoying screamer crap is an act and the normal version of him seeps out here and there. OTOH, why would you pretend to be an annoying screamer type?

      On Thu, Jul 9, 2015 at 7:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Pip says

        July 9, 2015 at 8:50 pm

        My husband HATES BB because they scream in the diary room.
        He really hates Dan Geesling and said he couldn’t get passed the screaming to even bother getting into the game.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 9, 2015 at 9:32 pm

        Wil Heuser (from BB14) does hysterical Meg & Dr John impersonations. Literally hysterical, but funny too.

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  17. BeetsWhy says

    July 9, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    not one of the super devious never saw it coming twists EVER WORK on this show. Why can’t they go along with survivor and take fan ideas??? CBS and Grodner suck EVERY YEAR, TIME AFTER TIME.

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  18. BeetsWhy says

    July 9, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    and for F’s sake why does Julie feel the need to point out how the “twist” COULD have worked if the evictee had played differently?!?

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  19. deco says

    July 9, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    Quick spoiler from tonight’s live show….
    Austin/Judas and Vanessa won the HOH comp after DaVonne vas evicted 7-2. She cancelled out the votes of Becky , Jeff and Jackie.
    New twist… Gronk from NE Patriots is the guest. He loves to party so this is party week in BB House. NO Have Nots.
    That’s all for now.

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  20. deco says

    July 9, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    Patiently waiting for Lady C’s recap/update to find out what I missed. Can’t put my finger on it but I’m static starting to like Austin.. He’s been low key this week since Jace is gone. I want to see what he does as HOH.

    Reply

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