I was planning to start this blog telling you all that I have been reading Meghan’s timeline on Twitter and I’ve been feeling some kinda way about mean blogging her. For a while, it seemed like her Twitter line was a kinder gentler Meghan who had some redeeming qualities. She is dealing with some really ugly trolls on Twitter who are ripping into to her constantly. I cannot stand people who tweet mean shit to the people on these shows. It’s unnecessary. They should be able to use Twitter without all the vile comments on their timeline. Meghan needs to block or mute people way more often. Instead, she is trying to explain her behavior. I get the feeling that what random Twitter trolls think of her really bothers her. So, I began to feel sorry for her. Maybe we are being to hard on her. I hate to see someone, anyone ganged up on like that.
And then I read her timeline today. A blogger sent this tweet TO VICKI.
The Real Housewives
Meghan King Edmonds Is So Misinformed About Cancer
#RHOC http://riothousewives.com/meghan-king-edmonds-begins-to-plant-the-brooks-doesnt-have-cancer-seeds/ … We got your backs @vgunvalson @BrooksAyers
@vgunvalson 14h14 hours ago
Woo hoo! She is clueless and thinks every cancer patient is on hospice, can’t travel and can’t work.
And then Meghan responded to Vicki with this:
Meghan King Edmonds
@MeghanKEdmonds 38m38 minutes ago
@vgunvalson Don’t be asinine. You know I know ab cancer, do you?
And just like that, any sympathy I had for Meghan was gone. Because, what a cunt satchel. Vicki is living with the man she loves who has cancer, and Meghan takes it upon herself to question whether or not Brooks has cancer at all and then imply she knows more about cancer than Vicki. I don’t know what I was thinking getting soft on her.
When Shannon called me to invite me to bunco I was thinking: What the heck is she calling me for when I am in the middle of moving and I’m stressed to the hilt. I don’t have the time to rehash the boloney that happened in Napa. The whole time I’m thinking “Oh my gosh the movers don’t know what to pack and what is being donated and Jimmy has no idea about that either. I need to get downstairs!” (You guys don’t see the craziness that was happening in my house.) When Shannon said she “assures me” that everything will be fine, that is when I said I look forward to you proving that. I used the word “prove” because it is a synonym for “assure” — I googled it: as•sure verb tell someone something positively or confidently to dispel any doubts they may have. “Tony assured me that there was a supermarket in the village.” synonyms: reassure, convince, satisfy, persuade, guarantee, promise, tell; affirm, pledge, swear, vow.
I weep for the reading ability of young adults today. She looked up the word, read a definition and a list of synonyms and no whe was ‘prove’ listed as a synonym and she just openly misstates that the two words are synonymous. prove verb: demonstrate the truth or existence of (something) by evidence or argument. “the concept is difficult to prove” synononyms: show (to be true), demonstrate (the truth of), show beyond doubt, manifest, produce proof/evidence. She’s an idiot.
Moving on, Shannon didn’t know I was stressed and I should’ve accepted her invitation instead of drag it out no matter how surprised I was. And I’m glad she did invite me to bunco and I’m glad I went.
Yet you had to defend your behavior above. Why?
Coffee enemas? Do those really work? It sounds hokey to me especially when referencing it in the same sentence as cancer. I understand the urge to battle cancer with all means necessary (holistic, strange, alternative, whatever) but Brooks has stage 3 aggressive Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, so why aren’t they talking about the chemo and what it does? Instead we have to hear about coffee enemas and what it does? Am I missing something??
You are missing A LOT of things. Primarily a brain. The juicing causes the liver to work harder than usual to remove the toxins that flood the blood stream the coffee enema aids the liver with the process. If the world was limited to only things you can understand we would all be living like Neanderthals.
Wait, what? Did you just admit that Brooks has cancer? Where is the apology for going around all season saying he was faking it?
I can’t believe Heather got that thing taken out of her hand like it was no big deal! I had to turn my head away from the screen. And of course Heather downplayed the whole thing. I don’t know how you do it girl.
Yes, Heather’s ability to have a wart removed is amazing. She’s my hero.
Bunco night was a blast. Shannon and I had a wonderful time (aside from the awkwardness of me arriving ON TIME which is apparently first with this group) and I loved getting to know her friends.
You mean the old people?
I remember being in the restroom and thought I heard screams or crying. I walked back into the party and I couldn’t hear it anymore.
Wait, whut? You were at a party and heard screams and crying and instead of checking on the person you just returned to your game? Seriously?
And then the screams came on stronger. When I saw Vicki it was devastating. Just a few seconds earlier her world was fine, and then it was destroyed. It was awful and my heart went out for her then and it goes out for her now. Like I said, fate doesn’t give a sh**. And there is nothing fair or consoling about that statement. I thought the flashbacks with Vicki and her mother were very sweet and I was crying throughout the entire scene. May her soul rest in peace.
And then two days after submitting this, you tell her she doesn’t know anything about cancer? WOW.