YAY! We are back in the Turks and Caicos. Let’s hope this episode is as good as the last one! We are back where we left off with Ramona being a cunt satchel and deciding she wants everyone to go out for lunch after Bethenny has made lunch at the house for them. So very tacky. Bethenny is rightly pissed. Bethenny’s salad looks amazing. I wish I had someone to make me amazing salads every day. Ramona somehow has decided that Bethenny is pissed because Ramona stole a dress. Ramona does her apologizer thing and everyone enjoys a lovely lunch.
Ramona is writing a book about how she got to where she is. Um, divorced and unstable? I’d go with that. Bethenny suggests “Work in Progress.” Heather says there are probably tons of books with that name. This pisses off Heather and says that Bethenny is a “know-it-all.” But in this case, Bethenny is correct. Bethenny and Heather argue. Carole says that if you are 58 and your life is still a work in progress, that’s a problem. I disagree. I think we are all works in progress. This know it all fight is going to go on forever.
Or not. Heather and Bethenny seem to make up by pulling the back of each others bikini bottoms down to bare their asses. Whatever works, girls. BTW, great asses on both of them. This ends in both of them mooning the other girls. Everybody is happy. Time to paddle board.
Heather apologizes to Sonja for participating in the alcoholic storyline. She loves Sonja and she is sorry. Heather promises never to bring it up again. 
The ladies go to the Conch Shack. I want to go to the Conch Shack. This trip looks like the most fun location they have ever been to. Some of the idiots are wearing high heels to the beach bar. Bethenny has paired her heels with a white lace long sleeved dress. Why? The shots begin. Oh my. Ramona is hitting them hard. They meet John, the owner. Ramona buys shots and orders the help around. Normal people are drinking rum. Ramona has ordered tequila shots. All the ladies are in love with John. I would have done the hot waiter. Ramona cock blocks Bethenny, Carole, and Luann and drunkenly moves in on John. Bethenny and Luann retreat to the picnic table in the sand where Luann who is clearly wasted crawls on the beach on all fours to pet a stray island dog. #OverServed NTTAWWT. The three cock blocked girls are pissed at Ramona.
The next morning Bethenny leaves a day early for Brynn’s recital or something. Ramona has more macramé. This time it is black. Everyone had a great time last night. Kristen is still pissy with Ramona over the John thing. Why would Kristen care? She’s married. Wherever they are going Ramona and Sonja want to leave early because they are ready. Shortly later everyone else leaves. They are off for an infomercial on the Gansevoort Resort. It’s quite lovely. Why didn’t they put them all up? The staff quickly sends them off to the beach. Oh wait. They are spending the last night there. Ramona and Sonja claim their rooms first of course. Clearly, that was the point of leaving early. Dear God in heaven this place is perfection. I will be stripping at The Clermont Lounge this weekend to earn money for a trip. Oh, yes I can. Google it. It’s a um, special kind of strip club.
Once the ladies all reunite. Everyone is pissed at Ramona for spending the whole night trying to hump John’s leg. Who cares? Of all the things to be pissy with Ramona about, this is not one. Ramona says to Carole, “I’m sorry you are offended but you are fucking some 28-year-old.” For once, I agree with Ramona. They are just jealous that she monopolized all of John’s time. But Ramona does the apology thing again. I don’t think she did a damn thing wrong. She just got the time with the hot guy everyone else wanted time with.
Luann and Sonja make up. Or try to. Sonja doesn’t believe the other girls were concerned about her. Sonja cries about her divorce from Mr. Morgan. Luann cries too. It’s a love fest. On the other hand, here is the real truth on how Sonja lost SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS. And it’s not exactly a “poor Sonja” thing.
The ladies all go to their giant tent for champagne and laughter. Kristen and Carole run off to swim only Carole fakes Kristen out and stops short of getting in. Kristen dives in and loses her top. Dorinda and Carole discuss being widowed and how long they would have been married if their husband had lived. Dorinda seemed glad to have Carole because she understands. Carole feels the same way.
Dear god. Who is dressing these women for their last night in Turks and Caicos? They are all very Dynasty. It’s like they borrowed costumes from the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Everyone agrees this is the best vacation ever. Laughter all around. Then they break down into a fight about swearing. Everyone is telling Heather she swears too much. Well not everyone mostly Luann and Ramona. Dorinda and Luann are saying that swearing is uncouth more or less. Luann is fucking drunk. So is Dorinda. Dorinda goes in on Heather for cussing. Heather seems semi-sober. Dorinda is losing her drunken mind over cussing. Dorinda is a slurry mess. I don’t understand why Heather is engaging the two drunk women. Dorinda talks about how her mother taught her better while swearing while she is saying swearing is uncouth. Heather says, “Well your mother must be proud of you now.” Dorinda has a complete meltdown. Luann tries to walk Dorinda out but Heather does it anyway.
Next Week: We sadly say farewell to the Turks and Caicos. But not before Ramona fucks someone and Heather has a fit because there was a naked man in her bed. WTF is she barging into Ramona’s room? Ramona can’t fuck someone on vacation? That’s the best time to fuck someone. And after sort of making up on the island, back in NYC Bethenny is pissed with Kristen for saying bad things about her to the press. Kristen tells Bethenny she doesn’t want to be her friend at this point. Dorinda continues her tirades in NYC.
I just love Ramona going on and on several times about how she always takes care of all of them. And just this one time she thought about herself first. Bwaahaha. Almost as funny as Heather ragging on Bethany for bein an opinionated know it all.
I want to know what LuAnn’s ring was. It looked like two little bongos. Or an 80s coke device. I’m sure they are tiny opera glasses though.
They didn’t explain the move. Maybe the last place was just closer to the airport? That dude that was in the room while Ramona was barking orders looked like he wanted to stab her in the eye. I kinda want to stab her in the eye too.
They moved for the purest of reasons: Board of Tourism wanted them to highlight as many different spots as possible.
True but the resort only gave them ONE NIGHT. lol
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Teecee – I thought Luann’s ring looked like 2 small geodes. But maybe I’m wrong…
It could have been druzy.
I hate that I was too busy recapping to check out the ring and already deleted the episode. I will look for it next time.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I agree. The ring was two black geodes wrapped in gold foil.
Did you read that they filmed their reunion last night?
Yeah for 11 hours! Andy had a WWHL last night and he was exhausted. I only watched the first four minutes so far because I was waiting to record BBAD.
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 1:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh. I figured WWHL had to be taped. Did not watch yet.
LuAnns ring was a vintage poison ring, containing a finely powdered blend of aphrodesiacs and Viagra.
Swoon. I mean come on. X is perfection.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I need me one of those!! I wanted one when I thought it was just a couple of lousy geodes – but given your explanation dude – it’s a must have of the season for me!!
@TT – I believe the entire universe should be thankful that I don’t live in Atlanta, or wherever you live. We would have the best time. Mini vaca’s, finding boy toys the list goes on and on:) Of course all day tv and wine while we laugh and laugh. #xwasawonderfulthing
That was too funny! Ramona saying she always puts herself first was a riot, and she clearly believes it!
Don’t care who or what Ramona does in her bed.
Me neither. I hope she fucked the cute waiter dude, John the owner, and anyone else she could lure in there. What’s the problem?
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’ve never seen anyone go to such lengths to continue engaging in an argument with people who are that wasted when they themselves are stone-cold sober, but I guess there’s a first for everything.
I think it’s interesting how upset Carole gets whenever anyone brings up her boyfriend. She really hates whenever the other women point out that she’s just as much of a ‘housewife’ as they are. I bought into her shtick of being above it all her first season but at this point its wearing thin.
She is a snob. Pure and simple. The only thing she cant accept is that now she has nothing to be so snobby about!
I completely get why Carole thinks that if, you are a work in progress, somethings wrong. Carole is a work in regression. Kudos for the banging the young guy.Puking on a night out has never made any guy think “oh she is so cute and vulnerable, I think a Cate Blanchett or Helen Mirren “what a women” response would trump “she is so cute when she is tripping and puking” I don’t even notice her age.
That was very quick. Truly enjoyed this episode, these ladies are very quick to let go of issues.
Issues disappear and New ones appear like Kleenex from a box.
SEE? SEE? Please recap. I beg you to recap!
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Speaking of ‘opinionated know it alls’, Teecee, you spell Bethenny’s name wrong, ad nauseum.
Whoa, have you been hiding in wait to pounce on spelling?
@Cali-
No shit! I was gonna let it slide, but what an obnoxious comment. We don’t need the spelling police here. Tamara handles it just fine.
Quick hits from the ‘Dude:
Neat. I’ve been to da Conch Shack. I got drunk on rum at da Conch Shack. Conch Fritters are amazing with rum.
During Dorinda’s Fucking Tirade (tm split between me and TT for usage as a name for a carnival ride), there was this little fleck of coconut rice on her bottom lip that disappeared and reappeared several times.
Ramona Lack of Self Awareness Moment of the Week (because they happen once a week at least): The entire “I’m never selfish so for once I’m selfish” speech.
Heather must have a massive bruise in her cleavage from that HUGE hunk of metal on her necklace. Every time she leaned over and then stood up, a small country’s entire metal export came crashing down.
LuAnn’s statement necklace/weapon of the week: a tricorner throwing star on a string. Very disappointing when compared to Heather’s.
Dorinda is a Mean Drunk, as opposed to LuAnn being a Pretentious Drunk, Ramona being a Slutty Drunk, and Sonja being a Drunky Drunk.
LuAnn claiming people in Europe don’t swear. Enculer une mouche, mon cheri.
“Don’t say that!” ™I don’t know what you’re saying…”
Loved how you pointed out what type of drunk everyone was. Best description.
There is another vote for Xanadude being a free intern. TT needs to clean her house and stuff.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Make that a third vote for Xanadude. You will learn more in this internship than Sonya’s interns. ☺
Since we’re voting, I vote yes too.
Xanadude has my vote too. His comments about my favorite show are right on and extremely funny.
I’m sure glad you mentioned magic rice……….thought I was going nuts!
Mmmm, conch fritters….fried…food…must eat….
No one curses in Europe?? Favorite part of French class was the teacher giving us the dirty lowdown before our trip to the City of Light. Luanne, ya poser.
Great list, Xanadude!
And another vote! There is no getting out of this X.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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There is another!
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I want X to recap RHONY. He is REALLY good at this, and I could finally just watch an episode. What say ye?
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 10:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Pressure is on Xanadude.
I think you’d be an excellent recapper.
I vote yay.
SEE? SEE? X must be the new RHONY recapper!
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I dunno, TT. Can’t quit you. And this is the one I watch faithfully. Maybe you can tag team it? A conversation of sorts? Wait, that’s still work for you…I am not so quick sometimes.
Trust me. Xanadude will write a MUCH better recap than mine and I can watch the show!
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Can’t you just chain him to the radiator next to UF??
I AM TRYING TO CHAIN HIM TO THE RADIATOR. But it seems like potential unpaid interns are on to that. 🙁 He is claiming some sort of I have a real life and can’t excuse. DAMMIT ALL!
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 12:44 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT. Yes please, let Xdude recap RHONY. You need the break, and it will help you with burn out.
I recall his last recap and it was good. Great idea.
I’m trying. But so far he is using the “I have a life excuse.” Let’s continue the peer pressure… 🙂
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 1:29 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Xanadude, I vote for you to do the recap as well. Besides you know TT is just going to worry the piss out of you until you agree don’t you. It’s not going to last forever. You comment frequently in here anyway so why not just do yourself a favor and go ahead and cave. It will save you a lot of headache and now TT has all of us after you too. And besides you are wonderful, witty, insightful, intelligent, awesome, adorable, sarcastic, brave, trustworthy, loyal, sexy, smart, funny, acerbic, responsible, lovable, ironic, snarky, can turn a phrase, and amusing. Hopefully this is sufficient ass kissing to help you to change your mind. Come on X just DO IT.
TT is a fairly benevolent mistress, Dude. I love your comments so I’m another yes vote.
I love xanaxdude’s comments and vote yes for recapping!
What is this “real life” you speak of??
Voting a big yes! Always entertaining and spot on!
C’mon, dude main. Don’t leave us hangin’ … Will ya or won’t ya?
Please consider Xanadude. Or maybe co-recapper. Thoughts?
Aye. What say you Xan?
Hahahaha… Between Tamara’s recap and Xanadude’s, and loriflack, I am lmao and can’t wait till it is on here in AZ. Is it sad when the highlight of your week and main guilty pleasure is Tuesday’s RHONY? I feel like it’s should be Friday and involve weed or a pole… Or something.
Dude, I love your writing style.
I vote yes too. Xanadude’s writing is magical. Like leprechaun, unicorn and genie all rolled into one magical.
I saw the rice on her lip too! Now you see it, now you don’t, so we know that scene was filmed more than once.
I haven’t watched the episode yet, but now knowing about the Rice Lip I don’t think I can watch. It’s like when you’re talking to someone and they have that white spit rubberband looking thing in the corner of their mouth–it makes me want to attack them with a toothbrush.
Love the low down!
Xanadude , your flair with words, biting wit, and sophisticated charm make you the logical choice to recap RHONY. Please?
You are brilliant. Please do as TT asks of you. I love reading your comments. Amazing writer!!
Loved your quick hits! And thanks for mentioning the rice on Dorinda’s lip …. I was so confused — wondered if it was a lip stud that only showed up when the light hit it a certain way. The housewives forgot basic girlfriend code: tell her when she has shit on her face or in her teeth. Right away — especially when filming!!
I kept wondering what it was also. In case some of you don’t know…conch fritters? Big old snails are inside conches. Can’t do snails.
Heather says Bethany is a “know-it-all” – who does she think she is?
I immediately thought of how during her first season Heather pointed out Ramona didn’t like her because people tend to zero on in qualities they don’t like about themselves in other people.
It helps to read the entire post
Dorinda is for sure a mean drunk, and usually one knows when they are as friends do tell them. I am not sure why she hasn’t figured that out yet, you cannot call others out for a behavior that is something you do as well. Carole needs to chill about being sensitive as to the age of her boyfriend, if you are going to get pissy about it maybe you shouldn’t be hitting it. The more i watch Ramona her movements and expressions all seem way over done, does she have terrets? All her movements are jerky and over exaggerated. Sonja is whackadoodle and there is no changing her, she is a lost cause. Bethenny and Heather are both know it all’s, they either need to get over it or deal with it. These women are insane, I almost don’t think there is a sane one in the group. Kristen is the closest we get to normal. Luanne needs to get over herself, she isn’t married to the count anymore, she is just another middle aged divorced woman on the prowl. She can write all the manners books she wants but it will never change who she is.
“Terrets?……terrets??!?
What is that? Ferrets with Tourette’s syndrome??
Sorry Real-d……couldn’t resist. Lol.
I have a girlfriend that lives in NYC with a form of Tourette syndrome and Ramona hugely reminds me of her.
I did not take it as Carole being upset about the age, more that is was Ramona said she was fucking him, Ramona knows it is more than that and that is what hurt her, that Ramona was so cavalier about the relationship.
@ kendrawm-
Agreed. It was a low blow from Ramona. She said it with malice. Have I mentioned how much I hate her?
Oh yes… it was how it was said, that startled not only Carole, but me! The dude is single, Carole is single… and her best friend Sonja has brought home younger men for one night stands.
Sometimes Dorinda is a mean sober, too.
Kristen should forget the nail polish line and promote the gorgeous necklaces she’s been wearing on their trip.
Why would she promote necklaces that aren’t hers when she can actually make $$ promoting and selling the polish that IS hers? Heh.
If Dorinda is a mean drunk and her dry cleaner, too…well that would be a reality show clip.
What did she do that was mean? Dumb and sloppy, sure, but not mean. Heather was being needlessly aggressive with someone who was too sloshed to form complete sentences.
Yes, Heather is often needlessly aggressive. And, as much as I would probably love to hang out with Carole, I’m getting tired of Carole constantly backing up her buddy no matter what. Just this episode: Carole echos Heather telling the Countess to drop it; Carole echos Heather telling Bethenny to she’s not trying to get deep.
On Twitter everybody keeps talking about Dorinda’s mean rants about Heather the entire time she’s tweeting during the show. This must be where it begins… I hope for her sake there is something else that happens though because see looked like one fucking crazy drunk bitch.
I start out as the drunk that wants to buy people everything. “I’m BUYING” then I become Slutty drunk, and if I am allowed to go too long or given liquor I become crying lonely miserable drunk. In the morning I regret all of those. But Dorinda is still defending her slurry drunk ridiculous position on Twitter MONTHS later? I am totally Ramona the next day, “the apologizer.” It makes no sense for Dorinda to keep defending her position. I can’t wait for her blog. And don’t tell me it is up already. I’m off duty for the night. Drankin’
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Guurl — you know I know better than to tell you when it’s purple pen time!! End of the week bitches!!!
Sober I’m a wimp, back in the younger days drinking made me super friendly, touchy feely, and talkative. Add xanax (prescribed for anxieties) the mix and I got vicious and mean. Makes me wonder what these woman are mixing with the alcohol…allegedly.
I think Ramona is giving Bethenny a little pay back inviting everyone out knowing Bethenny was cooking for the house. If you recall, When the ladies were partying in the Hamptons, Bethenny invited Ramona’s house guests to her house for brunch, knowing Ramona was planning a party for Droinda the same morning. It’s passive aggressive on Ramona’s part but paybacks a bitch.
Ahhhhhh that makes sense.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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But Bethenny didn’t know Ramona was planning a brunch.. Ramona claims she sent out an email, but no one received it. Ramona only brought it up after Bethenny talked about her brunch.
Dorinda talking about how her dayghter would never use the F word and she raised her to be a gracious lady and travel the world and be in high society.. blablabla.. Soooo annoying.. soooo judgmental.. All this fake bs to try to make herself superior.. so is everyone else beneath her? And all of their children? and her bf who she always puts down in comparison to her former husband? So tired of Dorinda acting like she is “all that” when she is not.
It is a fact that girls who draw their eyebrows in black and thick also say FUCK.
Jujue, I think so, too!!
I cuss. A LOT. My friends and coworkers have pulled that shit on me too. Rule of thumb: If you’re scolding people about cussing yet you basically got your job only because you’re fucking the boss, and everybody knows it, you really need to shut up. People who have a problem with cussing are control freaks who’ve probably got a couple screws loose, a.k.a. Dorinda and whoever else on the show has a problem with cussing. Fuck em all, I say.
I use the F-Bomb a lot too. “Fuck” is just a great all purpose word. I use it when I’m fucking happy, or fucking sad, or when I need a strong word for expression. If I was Heather I would have said ‘fuck you’ to REALLY get her riled up, but that’s just me 🙂
A couple more:
Heather’s Fucking Fedora
Carole’s fashion/stoned ratio: The More Sober she is is inversely proportional to the decade from which she chooses her wardrobe: the more sober she is, the more 70s the clothes. It’s as if when she’s smoking she chooses the item at the front of the closet (most recently bought) while when unstoned she reaches further into the closet and carefully chooses an ensemble from The Joni Mitchell Collection.
Several customers at Da Conch Shack did not sign releases and are blurred out, or, in our parlance, Sonjavision.
Ramona’s pronunciation of “Bugaloos” with the accent on the wrong syllable just adds to my dislike of her resting bitch voice.
I’ve used that joke twice now and will stop.
Bethenny telling Ramona “Most people don’t know who you are. “
Love it Xanadude! They’re basically all crazy through and through. Imagine behaving the way they do on this show in the real world and never having to answer for it. I shudder to think.
Carole has been known to dip into the joan Baez couturier peasant blouse and faded Levis along with the braids.
How about Carole outing Luanne for the smoker we always knew she was? Sly move, Carol.
Yet, how does Luanne maintain that skin as a smoker? Is there some magic water in Manhattan and is it for sale??
Carole didn’t really out Luanne. Bravo showed both Luanne and Sonja smoking during the trip where they both got porked by that scuzzy Johnny Depp wannabe. They were both smoking on camera. I think that maybe Carole also smokes. She showed her cute little pastel colored cigarettes to Aviva during her first season on the show. I think she did that just to annoy Aviva the health nut, though.
That’s it! “Sonjavision” sealed the deal for me. You HAVE TO recap this show, Xanadude. Besides, how can you possibly day no to TT?
I think heather likes bethenney but she just can’t stand that maybe bethenney does know it all, maybe even more than her! That was the pot calling the kettle black but I like the way Bethenney handled it. Skip to Dorinda and her sloppy , mean drunk self. I was trying to eat while watching this episode and I nearly gagged watching Dorinda slur with that food on her lip the entire time. I recalled Ramona telling her at lunch that she had food on her lip then too. I couldn’t finish my dinner, it grossed me out so badly. I don’t think that Dirinda is gonna make it in this group. She is the instigator who stirred Sonja up btw.. And it was her who was doing the most complaining about Sonia’s drubbed flirting to begin with! She’s overly sensitive and I get the feeing that she does a lot of offscreen gossiping and it comes out when she’s drunk. And a Heather seems to be the focus of her wrath when she does. They say a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts! dorinda started out bragging about how uppity she was (I think) then she started saying that she grew up with nothing ” just like you Heather ” or something like that. thats twice on this trip that Dorinda got so upset she started crying and I had no idea wtf she was upset about ! Uhg! From the preview of next week it looks as though Heathee is freaking out about the woman getting a little , the same way she did last seaso! It’s none of her business! The very idea that a grown woman would bust up in another woman’s room and berate her about bringing a man home is just nuts! She’s married, she can get it whenever she likes , so who the hell is she to think she has the right to tell the other single ladies who and when they can get a little is just cray! She needs to mind her on business with that one.
The only take away i get from the freak out about bringing a guys back is he is an unknown. He could be an ax murderer or some shit. Happened to us on a work trip, and it was a shared room and 2 of the girls brought 1 guy back from the bar. The 2 others in the room, I was one of those 2, are married and we were pissed. That is the only thing i can think of as to why she was pissed
Andy showed the clip on WWHL. The dude isn’t in Ramona’s bed, he is in the 2nd bedroom in Heather and Carole’s suite (where Beth had been sleeping). Sounds like Ramona wanted to shag him, but not sleep with him after the deed was complete. I would have been all kinds of pissed to find a naked random guy sleeping in my suite without an escort.
Yeah but they have a male entourage of crew. No one is going to get killed by THE KILLER.
On Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 11:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Never once did I “get killed” by bringing a man home. I did have a very fine time though.
I never consider the crew, not sure why. I guess I forget they are there
Was Ramona fucking somebody in Heather’s bed? The recap makes it sound like that’s what happened. That’s the only good reason to get angry about that. I wouldn’t want Ramona and some strange dude’s juices all over my bed either. Otherwise, whatever. Nobody’s business if Ramona wants to slut it up in her own room.
I don’t think it was a matter of it being a serial killer, but that they shared a bathroom (and I”m not sure there were doors allowing for complete privacy) I get that. In college my suite mates and I had rules – boyfriends, etc. could crash on weekends – we all weren’t surprised if we saw a male in our common bathroom (which is how we accessed each other’s rooms – it was a f’d up design). But weekdays we were serious about classes, etc. and one had to at least give warning. One girl and her bf were asshats and completely inconsiderate in so many ways… and he just barged in on me in the bathroom on a weeknight at something like 3 am (seriously – all the other boyfriends were sweethearts about it – even on the weekends they knocked quietly, or if the girlfriends weren’t around asked the roommate to make sure it was ok). Since it was a weeknight, I hadn’t bothered with a robe or shorts or whatever since it was hot out and I didn’t give a crap if the roomies saw my naked ass. I didn’t just rip him one new asshole, I ripped him two. Another suite mate (who woke up to my semi-quiet tirade) said that she thought he pissed himself. Should Heather take it beyond “Yo… next time send your one night stand home in a taxi or keep him in your bed, not in my room… otherwise you are a skank”. No. Did she have a right to be upset to wake up and see some strange peen in her suite? Yup.
That food on Dorinda’s mouth was driving me nuts!! Why didn’t her friends tell her? I can see being a little concerned on the safety side of having strange men over, but there are production people there too. And staff. Heather is just too controlling of everything. If she’s not in charge of it, she has a problem.
Are the production people there all night? Don’t they get time to sleep?
Producers leave at the end of filming. There are no overnight shifts, that’s what go-pros are for – to hang in the rooms to get what you are missing overnight. However, Housewives does not use this element. It is possible that security is hired to stay at the house (for any “just in case” possibilities – ie: weird strangers).
Producers will stay until everyone is safely tucked in bed, and if there is a stray male in the house you better believe there will be a camera going until he leaves.
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 10:06 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TP
“A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts”.
Never heard that one, but it is pretty fucking accurate. I’m sticking that one up my sleeve, because I have certainly had occasions where that would have come in handy, and I am certain it will apply again!
Thanks!
@TP – Dorina didn’t say that she or Heather grew up with nothing. She said, “We come from the same place”. It was Bethenny who said that Ramona came from nothing. Dorinda said that her mother sent her to private schools and took her to London and Hong Kong.
I don’t ever recall Luann being that drunk. She was wastypants. Doesn’t matter to me though, I have been known to get wastypants on occasion.
And I think you guys are right… Dorinda’s ugly side has finally been exposed. I had a feeling there was something lingering under there.
I like Bethenny a little more with each episode. And Kristen… She knows when to shut up and just watch the drama unfold. And I like Carole the stoner. She’s usually easy going. I like that.
However, Heather confuses me. I can’t decide how I feel about her. On one hand I think she often makes sense, but on the other I think she meddles too much.
Ramona is an asshole, in my opinion. I don’t think anything she can say or do will change my opinion of her. I have literally hated her since Season one, Episode one.
Pip, I agree with all of those. And, Ramona is a colossal a-hole.
Me too. You nailed it Pip. I still don’t like Bethenny, though. She’s manic and tedious.
Her extra long tongue is distracting.
Yes, Yes and Yes. I used to really love Heather but she is getting mean I think She cannot let anything just pass. I will tell you if I worked somewhere where someone like Ramona came in I would be in jail. She is the rudest most insecure woman on the planet. I get she is going through stuff and needs to feel in control and important. But this isn’t new behavior for her. There were a few shots of the crew and you could almost see the wheels turning as to what they thought of the Ramonacoaster.
Dorinda finds swearing offensive, but she keeps saying,”Back that shit up” and “bullshit”. .
Word. And she called Heather a bitch. Can’t stand a hypocrite.
Yes. And what was she saying in the tirade?! “We are pure people”? I couldn’t follow the crazy rant.
I’ve been to the T&K and you have to make sure you pick the right time of year. I went in July and the heat was unbearable. Pretty but too darn hot.
I was raised in Atlanta, Charleston and the Sahara. I will be fine anytime except hurricane season.
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 12:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Carole is so Effing annoying. You’re mad Ramona didn’t show you off to John and she Broke gf code?? But you can boink your friends niece’s sloppy seconds and not care that Luann is weirded out by it??
I just love Bethenny — that is all.
Good point.
Her mother should have cancelled one of those European trips and sent her to a good orthodontist instead.
I thought Dorinda had a modest back ground. Didn’t she keep mentioning how her Dad had to go to the back door of the house she purchased?
That confused me too. Maybe her dad worked so hard so they could send her to fancy schools & get her married to money. Sorry if that’s bitchy but I’m really annoyed with Dorinda tonight.
Dorinda has turned into a weepy wet rag of a woman when she’s not going full force bitch attack on Heather. She goes from normal to psycho in 2 sec. She may have taught her daughter not to drop F bombs, but her daughter has no manners.
Dorinda comes form humble beginnings and her daughter had all the fancy shit, except an eyebrow shaper
@ therealdeb
Hahaha! Good one!
She did imply that. He came to fix the clock, wasn’t it? I’d forgotten that.
I don’t know how you all remember so much. I forget half of what I watch.
He fixed the phones. I can’t remember half of what I did today but I remember that Dorinda’s dad fixed phones. Sheesh. >
When the season started, I liked Dorinda, but it did give me pause that she was really good friends with Ramona. Now, Dorinda isn’t even like the same person anymore. She’s a horribly mean drunk. I can’t stand mean drunks. I hope that she doesn’t get asked to come back next season. Also, do you think that any of this cast actually hangs out with Ramona when they aren’t filming? It’s all I can do to watch her for an hour. She’s not just “crazy eyes”, she’s “everything crazy”!
Actually, Bethenny and Ramona went on a ski trip together after filming. Weird. But true.
On Wed, Jul 8, 2015 at 3:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bethany has that rocking tiny body but Heather has the better ass. I really wish I didn’t know that.
Coffee nose, almost drown when reading “divorced and unstable”.
Dorinda has been brought up in boarding and finishing schools. Traveling the world. A refined mother who would never tolerate swearing.
Oh, it was all so very genteel, cultured and refined.
In fact, for generations, their family Crest has it’s wise, old motto emblazon on it: BACK IT UP! BACK THIS BITCH UP NOW!
Lmao!
First time commenter, long time lurker. Lmao @maisey
Well Hey Jay! Welcome to the crazy!
I have to admit I am pretty flattered that your first comment was in response to me.
But, then again, …. I’m easily flattered Jay. Keep it up. Lol
Hahaha! Another good one!
Oh Maisey, that’s the funniest thing that I’ve read today!! LMAO!!
Well, thanks Sweetie-C!
But trust me, if this is the funniest thing you’ve read today then that means you are missing the (not so sweetie) cat fight between TeeCee and Minky on the Monty thread. And trust me, TeeCee is in rare form and winning by a country mile. Some of these people get SO riled up and butthurt over everything—-it is very entertaining. Tamara has the funniest commenters.
Hilarious!
I heard nothing because I was fixated on the food stuck on Dorinda’s lip. And that no one told her it was there.
Having watched the preview for next week, I would be pissed at Ramona, too. Someone above pointed out that the man wasn’t in Ramona’s bed, but in Bethenny’s old room, which was part of a suite with Heather and Carole, and the doors to the rooms in the suite were all wide open. Heather didn’t walk into Ramona’s room, she walked into the bathroom and saw the guy in the other room, buck naked sprawled out on the bed.
I don’t have a problem with Ramona bringing a guy home, and even having him stay, as long as she keeps him in her room. Sending him into another room, that isn’t attached to her room but to a room with direct access to the rooms of other women – production staff or no – is dangerously rude and wrong.
Forgive me but this is confusing me. Didn’t they move to a different resort were Bethenny was NOT. I thought B didn’t go to the new resort so how could she have an “old room” there?
I *THINK* they were only at the hotel for the day; they didn’t stay there overnight.
Hey! Be cool. Don’t be all you know, uncool. Hahaha. Luann cracked me up.
Kristen realises that she can’t be center of attention by befriending Beth so she decides to trash her in the press instead? Is that what happened? Kristen is nearly irrelevant this season. More a FOH as she doesn’t really have her own storyline. Just who she is having issues with in the group.
I don’t know why Kristen is on this show, I don’t see anything that she really brings, but she’s PRETTY!
“……………..Luann who is clearly wasted crawls on the beach on all fours to pet a stray island dog…”
I believe that the Countess was so drunk that she landed on all fours on the ground when she tried to stand up and tried to camouflage it with the whole “Oh, I think I’ll pet this dog” thing she was doing in the sand.
Great observation! I think that you could be totally right.
I could never go there. I’d end up getting arrested in customs for trying to sneak a bunch of stray dogs into the country.
I can’t go to a LOT of places anymore. I always feel torn up about the stray dogs.
What is the name of the resort where they are staying? .. I’m going.. it looks so relaxing
I think that the joke is on us. Dorinda is a twin that is being switched in and out like those on Big Brother. Sometimes we get the sweet, endearing Dorinda and sometimes the mean, nasty, food-wearing Dorinda. Watch for the transitions.
I am not a fan of heather, but I completely get why she was upset. She shouldn’t have engaged Dorinda and Luann because they were clearly wasted, but if nobody engaged drunk women on these shows there wouldn’t be any real housewives of anywhere at all lol
You can’t insinuate that good mothers don’t want or allow their daughters to curse, when one of the ladies is outright saying her mother didn’t mind and allowed her. The implication is then, that her mother was a shitty mother. Not cool. Going on and on about graciousness, beauty and manners but you’re basically insulting someone’s mom? Not gracious at all. Not what I expected from Dorinda, even drunk. Luann needed to get off her high horse about it being inelegant- being a potty mouth 24/7 is, yes, but swearing now and then for emphasis? So not a big deal.
Dear Dorinda,
Please take me off of your lip.
Thank you,
Rice
@Maisy~ I kept thinking it was a hunk of blue cheese from her dirty martini. 🙂
Dorinda was pretty horrible. At this point, I would not care of she was dropped from the show, and I was liking her so much about two weeks ago. Otherwise, I think the size of this group does work.
Loved this episode and really enjoying this season. They brought it back from the brink because I was done with this show. Hardly watched last season.
Ramona just has the strangest affect-from the way she closes her eyes when she speaks to her facial expressions. I don’t understand it. And the new boobs-wowsa. They need to settle in, maybe then they won’t look so…hard.
If I was that club/restaurant owner guy, and she ambushed me with those crazy eyes and bizarre facial movements/speech, I would’ve run for the goddamn hills lol How that man tolerated such an assault for several hours I’ve no idea. I can barely take the edited version on tv .
I found it really annoying the way she kept strutting around in her bikini thrusting her chest forward. Ok so you’ve got fake boobs! We got it!
Ramona is like a 5 year old, you can tell when she is lying because she gets all spastic with her expressions- its a tell. She is either lying or sucking up and wants forgiveness.
And yes, the new boobs need to settle in or down.Too much.
Funniest line of the night was Ramona’s proclamation of her selflessness. Mother Theresa she is….
Major PET PEEVE alert:
Nothing looks stupider to me than when these rich, pampered white women go all “gansta” with their inflections and mannerisms. (or worse yet—what they THINK is some sort of genuine reproduction of urban ‘tude)
Dorinda looked asinine with the wailing arms and hand chops. I thought she was going to start throwing gang signs. Lol.
And where are we supposed to believe she picked up this affectation? Her bros in the Bershires? The hood in the Hamptons? Puh-leeze
These women are about as street and hip as I am. Meaning not much at all.
My goodness gracious, when Dorinda was mad, I thought she was going to pop a cap in Heathers ass.
hilarious! so true…
i heard those berkshire streets are rough.
It’s weird because she sounds like she is from Queens or something.
I am from Queens and sound nothing like that lmao
The gang signs comment really had me laughing. One of the reason heather drives me crazy is her gangsta attitude. I want to drop her off in Detroit and see how she gets out.
Well, Sweet T, she would probably have to take United Airlines out.
It was hysterical watching Dorinda loose her shit while trying to explain how gracious and well mannered she was brought up to be. She was wasted past the point of no return: loud, foul mouthed, flailing her arms, pointing, argumentative, slurring and finally falling back on her standard threat “you better back that shit up right now! back it up!”. I think she might have been well into black out drunkenness by then. I wonder if she even remembers this fight? But, dang, there it is on tape.
yes!
I just had to add in regards to next weeks preview I have now found my go to saying of all time and I think applicable in most situations a la Luann “just be cool don’t be like uncool”. I can’t stop laughing!!! And in regards to dorinda she needs to learn that ‘Martinis are like a woman’s breasts, one’s not enough and threes too many’. I live by that saying when on holidays!!
Exactly my number! Martinis can kick your ass. Exhibit A/B: Dorinda’s dignity. She’s lucky the resort didn’t call the cops when she was shouting and flailing and slurring. She’s lucky that she didn’t have to take cover in the ladies room only to get carried out, have a mugshot taken, topped off by an intervention with Dr. Phil on national tv. Just saying, Dorinda.
I must have been in a fugue state due to sleep deprivation when I watched this the first time. I cuss like a sailor. Dorinda can take issue with cussing all she wants to but she’ll never pass for elegant with that accent.