I thought I would just start this recap with a picture of Meghan that we can all appreciate. This was her Halloween attire for her first Halloween party with her new husband. Someone commented that is was a great use of her wedding dress. I have started two “hate” threads in my 3-4 years of blogging. And the one for her was before I even saw an single episode. Click here to see who the other lucky recipient was.
Moving on to tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County it should be a rollercoaster of emotions. BTW, I think I need to put nine lemons in a bowl and put it in my financial sector. I keep meaning to do that every time I see Shannon’s tagline.
As Jim is doing all the moving while Meghan talks about how she does everything in the move. The she takes a phone call from Shannon and invites her to her Bunko party the next night. Instead of Meghan gracefully accepting the invitation she decides to go in on Shannon again. Shannon looks awesome but she has on a full face of makeup. Meghan refused to give Shannon an answer tells her she will get back to her. As Shannon says, “The balls on her!” Shannon calls back a few minutes later to tell Meghan that the whole concept of needing to prove herself to Meghan is ridiculous and she is welcome to come or not. Good for you Shannon.
Tamra and Vicki are at a spa talking about the wonders of grandchildren. Vicki thinks being a grandma will soften Tamra’s cold black heart. Then we have the infomercial part of the show. We are shown Vicki’s naked ass with no blurring! Actually, it was a great ass for someone of her age. I’d swap with her for sure.
Heather takes the kids for haircuts. Heather whines that she has to do everything. Yes, Heather, that is called being a mother. Oh joy, more fireworks are happening. This makes four nights in a row.
Vicki and Brooks meet with the holistic doctor to talk about Brooks nutritional treatments. Brooks completed three rounds of Chemo and his doctors are not happy with the results so far. I would like to be locked up for 30-60 days and just do whatever this woman says. I’d even do the coffee enemas. Except I could not hold it for 15 minutes.
Shannon is planning her Bunko party. She says for less than 20 people she does her own cooking. David freaked Shannon out as she was cooking talking about some woman he ran into. Shannon thought it was the other woman but it wasn’t. It was a really weird scene. I feel bad for Shannon. Shannon says that David left her during the affair. Shannon can’t stop replaying things in her mind. It has only been six months since David’s last contact with the other woman.
I am trying to remember whose Bunko party I went to. It was a real big thing for awhile. I think I went to one game and just drank and didn’t play. I love games but it seemed like the women were deadly serious. Drinking and gossiping seemed more fun. It was a work crowd somewhere.
Meghan is the first to arrive and Shannon is very gracious. Shannon gives Meghan the wines she bought for the charity auction. Meghan takes it as a dig. Shannon has already said she doesn’t drink wine, and she bought wine just for the party.
Tamra is trying her hand at real estate again. Jeana is at the party. OMG that horrific 80s party was a Bunko party too. Vicki and Tamra find out that Jim is only in town about 50% of the time. Vicki did a hilarious talking head about the red flags in their marriage. I love Vicki this season!
Vicki asks to use Shannon’s land line phone for some reason. Why can’t she use her cell? Apparently she called Brianna perhaps to check on her mother? Brianna tells her that her mother died. Okay this can’t be fake. This is horrible. I can’t watch this. Oh God, this is horrible. It just keeps getting worse. Why don’t those idiots get up and move when Brooks comes in? I hope Brooks makes it through his cancer. OMG. Vicki just said she is now more afraid about Brooks.
If you haven’t seen this yet, and you are the emotional type, I suggest you change the channel as soon as Vicki leaves to use the phone. It’s extremely unnerving and sad and will stick with you for the rest of the night. I will probably have nightmares. I wish I could unsee that.
Next Week: I knew Meghan would make this about her. David’s kids join in the abuse. Tamra’s grandbaby arrives.