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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Meghan’s Delusional Ramblings of the Week

Meghan’s Delusional Ramblings of the Week

July 2, 2015 by tamaratattles 150 Comments

RHOOC Meghan Tamra

I suppose it is time for me to  pull out my purple pen. I really wanted to do a RHONY blog but neither Sonja or Dorinda have posted one and the rest are sort of bland. So thank God for Meghan I guess.

Here is Meghan’s interpretation of this week’s RHOOC events. And of course my purple pen rebuttal.

And so Phone-Gate continues. Even watching this was exhausting because it was so stupid and petty for Shannon to storm off on me like she did and make a scene in the Bello’s home.

Why is it that you feel the need to confront Shannon at every turn? The state of her marriage is common knowledge, her only previous encounters with you were when you and her husband were flirting. Could you not have called any of the other housewives, perhaps say…Heather to teach you how to throw a charity event? It seems a bit odd you never asked any of the others, and you hired people to do the event for you so all you had to do is show up. And yet…

If Shannon reacted like an adult she would’ve swallowed her pride, apologized for unintentionally offending me, and explain she was caught off guard, the issue would have been laid to rest. There was no ambush as she described it unless she was recreating history in her own mind. What the cameras show was what happened. There was no prodding from production for me to talk to Shannon about this or to make the phone call in the first place, it was all my idea.  

When someone makes it clear they are not interested in you, and don’t particularly care for you, the adult thing to do find other people to hang around.  Speaking of swallowing, one would think based on your resume that swallowing your pride would be easy for you. Swallowing your pride applies to you in this instance, not Shannon.  It was your pride that was wounded when Shannon made it clear she didn’t want anything to do with you.  Did you swallow your pride for the benefit of your charity event and invite one of the major players in the charity to your party? No, you did not. You did not swallow. You of all people should know that swallowing can really improve you status.

Anyway, I was angry when I saw Jimmy turn away when I tried to kiss him at the Bello’s. He was embarrassed that I was involved in a dramatic scene at his friends’ house but he should’ve trusted me to know that I wasn’t “ambushing” Shannon. He should’ve kissed me and looked me in the eyes. I had no idea he reacted this way until I saw the episode because I was so preoccupied with the ridiculous drama. When I asked him about this moment he told me he acted this way because he doesn’t like drama and he apologized.  

Did you not see all the other times he has done it so far? Like every time you go near him?  So you and your spouse don’t like drama yet you signed up to be on a housewives show where you proceeded to go after Shannon on every single occasion you ran into her. What exactly was your husband apologizing to you for? You seem to miss a lot of clues people give you about not wanting to be around you.

It was plain for all to see Shannon wanted nothing to do with me. Additionally, who calls someone to tell them they aren’t invited? That’s just weird. And she made it clear that she was upset I had her private cell number so there was no way in hell I was going to call her unless she gave me her number personally. Lastly, Jimmy didn’t want Shannon at our home because of her blow up in Napa. He knew how hard I had been working on the JDRF party and how stressed I was with our upcoming move that he told me she was not allowed to step foot in our home until I had de-stressed from our move. Jimmy and I made it clear to Shannon and David after the fact that it was Jimmy’s idea to not invite the Beadors and there were no hard feelings.

Do you really expect us to believe that Jimmy gives a shit one way or another about who you invite to a charity function? You really are dumb. Jimmy doesn’t even seem to be aware that you exist.

Hailey, Lauren, Leann at Lauren's graduation.
Hailey, Lauren, Leann at Lauren’s graduation.

I also loved seeing the scene with LeAnn (Jimmy’s first wife) and myself. I have such a special relationship with her and I think it’s clear to see from this episode. LeAnn is very sick with cancer and looks extremely different than she did at the party. It’s hard to watch her losing her battle but I’m glad to have a special moment between us caught on camera.  

You know, if I had a special relationship with someone, I would not be constantly pointing out that she is dying of cancer. Especially if she said on her Facebook Page on  May 7,2012 that she is officially a cancer survivor and posted a picture of her self looking great at her daughter’s graduation last month. And has never mentioned cancer since the post in May 2012.  I don’t see her looking “extremely different” in the above photo. You sure do seem to like to bury your “special friend.” It’s kind of cuntastic!

I don’t know why Tamra is so stuck on my age, it’s odd to me. My brother is 23 and is friends with Valentino who is 83! I guess the King family is just progressive like that because clearly the Housewives struggle with that concept.

People keep mentioning your age because you are the most immature 30-year-old on the planet. You brother being friends with an 83 year old gay man makes me wonder if there is a genetic predisposition certain methods of earning income. Perhaps you are not aware of what 83-year-old rich men do with 23 year old men.  I don’t think I would use the term “progressive” to describe it. 

And a note to Vicki – you’re right, the old house wasn’t mine and it wasn’t “my stuff” in that house, it was Jimmy’s. But since we’ve gotten rid of everything and have started over everything is “ours”. I was blessed enough to grow up with a stay at home mom (and sometimes ICU RN) and a dad who worked his patootie off every day. But 39 years later my dad still calls every penny he earns “their” money and always has. Jimmy and I see that as a testament to their teamwork and we strive to model our marriage after that “teamwork concept” which may be foreign to the selfish individuals who constantly remind their spouse how they have their OWN money. Oh, and if you are still suspicious of whether or not “we” own a home together with “our” money, check the real estate records. Hashtag burn.

Teamwork is a great concept for a marriage. You mother was a stay at home mom raising children who had training in a great field to fall back on as needed. What exactly is your contribution to the team?  Jimmy works and gives you access to the money and in turn you… cook and clean? Well no, no you don’t do that. Throw charity events? Well no, again you hired someone for that. Pretend to raise a 17-year-old who can’t stand the sight of you and actually lives with her mother? Really, Meghan, what do you do all day? How do you contribute to the marriage? I’m ever so curious.  Oh and this is a hashtag >>> # you don’t type the word out when you are typing online. #Idiot

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  1. Tara says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    Best purple EVER!!!!
    TT you are beyond awesome!
    #swallowthiscuntsatchel
    Gotta go RT

    Funny how she didn’t bring up the “save the date”
    I doubt Jimmy gives a fuck who is in His home as long as it isn’t Meg!

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    • alexa2626 says

      July 2, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      Best purple ever for sure. Thank you, Tamara… You are one funny woman with a talent for breaking shit down. 🙂

      You are spot on on EVERYTHING. Sonja Morgan, lookout – we have a new contender for Most Delusional Housewife.

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    • Librarygirl says

      July 2, 2015 at 9:45 pm

      Thank you, thank you, thank you! Meghan burns my ass. She is a social climber who is making an utter fool of herself. Her age is not the problem, it is her flawed thought process that is at work here. She needs to take a seat until her brain kick into gear, if indeed it ever does.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      July 3, 2015 at 11:07 am

      Great purple pen blog. Meghan is as dumb as a box of rocks. I already hate her.

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    • Jane Grey says

      July 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm

      Definitely the most glorious purple pen ever!

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  2. Karen Langlois says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    I cannot stand Megan. She isn’t attractive at all. Its clear her husband cannot stand her either.

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    • RobinR says

      July 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      She is Bravo’s epic fail. Send her to the lickers’ window.

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  3. vivian says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    LOVE your purple pen! You are so spot on!

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  4. vivian says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Tamara:
    You gave Megan a well deserved royal purple reeming! On another topic, do you know if Southern Charm 3 is really cancelled?
    Thanks!

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  5. Barbara R says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    I can’t stand this vile woman. I hope that Vickie gives her the newbie treatment soon.

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  6. I.Just.Can't. says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    TT, truly awesome recap! LMAO! The cancer thing really pisses me off. She is SUCH a stupid cunt! Hope Jimmy has a prenup. #Dumbass Cuntastic Beard

    Ps- I’m totally stealing “cuntastic”! Love it!

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    • Minky says

      July 2, 2015 at 8:58 pm

      Seriously, this creature has no redeeming traits whatsoever. All of the other housewives have at least something that explains and justifies the reason why they’re married to whomever. Heather and Terry have ego and megalomania in common. All of Tamra’s mates have been as shallow as a puddle of puke, just like her. Vicki seems to like men who don’t put up much of a fight. I could go on.

      If Meghan’s husband is secretly gay, and remains in the closet because pro sports is supposed to be all macho, then whatever. That’s his business. But, he still could’ve found a better beard. There are plenty of pretty, smart and charming women who are willing to live a lie for the right price. “Jimmy” really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find this one.

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      • JeJune says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:22 pm

        It really cracked me up when Tamra said Meghan is her “Mini Me” because she doesn’t realize it’s an insult to them both. Gee, I wonder why she didn’t consider Gretchen her mini-me; I mean, they are both common, illiterate, crass, heartless…you get my drift. LOL I spoze it’s because back then she and Vicki immediately hated the new, beautiful, younger HW’s. Now they realize (or producers told them) it points out how old and jealous they look (are).

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  7. eannefm says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Fabulous stuff, Tamara! You said what I feel/think perfectly. This vile hashbag MEEEE-ghan has got to go. Her attacks on Shannon are so transparent, she’s picking on the one least capable of fighting back in real time. Shannon’s fine later after she’s had time to think but not swift on the uptake at the time, not a witty retort kind of person.
    Thanks for your purple pen today, I needed this. 🙂

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    • janet says

      July 2, 2015 at 8:40 pm

      I despise people who pick on those who they see are fragile or sensitive. How low and classless.Meaghen wants to push on Shannon to see her get upset, so she can say Shannons crazy. Shannon ought to show her some good crazy, just to screw with her.Also, Jim’s ex should get a medal of honor dealing with Meaghen. She must be doing it for her daughters sake. Its almost sounding like Meaghen is tossing the poor woman in the grave. Really weird and uncomfortable to watch.

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      • Minky says

        July 2, 2015 at 9:04 pm

        If I were Shannon I would definitely turn up the crazy. But Shannon’s too much of a lady, which is mostly a good thing. Sometimes you really don’t have to insult or be quick with the witticisms to shade someone. Many times all you have to do is be very polite and deceptively tactful while asking the right questions. Women like Meghan love to talk about themselves, so you let her talk and give the bitch just enough rope to hang her damn self.

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      • Librarygirl says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:14 pm

        I was so proud of Shannon for letting the whole hoedown shot situation roll off of her back. Ditto for the first part of the charity phone call debacle. But Meghan was not satisfied with that the went in to poke some more, until she got a reaction. What a childish punk she is, hope that Vicki takes her best shot at her. We know how much Vicki like the new girls, lol.

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      • Jane Grey says

        July 4, 2015 at 2:14 pm

        Yes, Janet-she is picking on Shannon because she is vulnerable. She’s despicable!

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    • punkinseed says

      July 3, 2015 at 1:52 am

      Like!!!

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  8. katimir2 says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    Truly her husband seems as though he does not like her. His expressions are priceless….it says it all. Why would he marry her? Somethings wrong with him too.

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    • Librarygirl says

      July 2, 2015 at 10:16 pm

      Jim makes Shannon’s husband look attentive and and caring.

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  9. susan says

    July 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    At first I wondered if Meghan’s blog was worthy of your purple pen but alas, you’ve made it worth reading TT.

    In my world, a man that does not want to kiss you on the lips is a sure sign that he is just not in to you. But I’m sure you do a lot of kissing or something on him in private. #sorry not sorry cuntsicle.

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    • janet says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:49 am

      Thats often true. When a guy is more into you, he generally wants to kiss you more. Body language says alot too. Like if he makes a disgusted face, not a good sign. Facial expressions are really hard for people to control because they happen spontaneously and flicker across the face in a second before the person can mask it. Of course when you desperayly want someone to love you, itd so hard to be realistic about anything. I dont think either one is into eachother. Hes status and shes trophy, two shallow empty people. Both are creepy to me. They’re boring and fake and unlikable.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 3, 2015 at 2:03 am

        In her first episode, Meghan said she vowed to never marry an older man & never marry an athlete “but then Jim Edmonds asked me out!” She didn’t break her rules because she fell in love with Jim, she broker her rules because he was famous. She’s a terrible person who deserves her horrible marriage. >

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  10. fivecatsownme says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    I hate the FNG worse than Tamra.

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    • The Lady Cocotte says

      July 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

      So do I. I never thought that would be possible. Meghan really lowered the bar. Ugh.

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      • french says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:25 pm

        I gotta agree, I have never hated a new housewife more. Thank you Tamara Rattles for calling her on bullshit 1st wife is almost dead story, never seen such passive aggressive insults in my life, Oh and the I help raise a 17yr old girl, I only met 10months or so ago, haven’t I done a great job! There is so much more I dislike about this chick, big fail Bravo, big fail!

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      • french says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:35 pm

        Damn spell check, lol, Tamara Tattles not, Tamara Rattles, geez….

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  11. Margarett says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    You just slay me, Tamara! The purple pen posts are my favorites. Cuntastic…just the perfect word for Miss Meghan. What an idiot she is!

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  12. eg says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Good re-cap and purple pen TT, as always. You have piqued my curiosity about this silly woman, so I’m going to go back and watch her debut episodes. She sounds like a ‘real winner’ lol.

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  13. mm in oc says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    Housewife sighting! Saw Megan and hubby at fashion island today. He’s short with the usual scowl on his face. That is all

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    • Jane Grey says

      July 4, 2015 at 2:20 pm

      Was he buying her another Louis?

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  14. JMB says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    Well, I got to say, the bitch makes Tamra look good.

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  15. Popcorn and Vodka (@popcornandvodka) says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    LOLOLOL NAILED ITTTTT.

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  16. Bugsy says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:48 pm

    Best purple pen about a cunt satchel, ever. That poor little idiot doesn’t realize that she’s a rent-a-wife. I give them 24 months, max.

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    • Lisa m says

      July 3, 2015 at 2:36 am

      Especially when the bride states she can’t say for sure the marriage will last. Both are creeptastic, there really has to be more to this story……

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  17. Riley says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    OMG! Here we go again. Another idiot housewife that we are counting the days until she is gone. Let’s just hope t doesn’t take as long as Brandi, Kim and Nono,,,sorry, I meant Nene. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it…;)

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  18. PJS says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:51 pm

    I could not stop laughing. This was an awesome summation of Meghan’s ridiculous behavior. Pat yourself on the back and have a cocktail!

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  19. ViVaLaDiVa says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    How did she get Jimmy to marry her? He doesn’t act like someone who particularly wants to be married. Maybe she was more of an acquisition, Megan did say he was a “baseball superstar”-so he needed the requisite young girl to be with. Have they even been married a year? Yeah I’m sure Jimmy gets his marriage ideals from your parents (LOL). Well, at least he had had enough practice maybe he will get it right this time.

    I like how she pointed out production didn’t prod her. Thanks for letting us know. So Megan you have let us all know you are so desperate to be on this show you want to start pissing people off right away. Dumb blonde for real.

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 2, 2015 at 8:05 pm

      St Louis peeps think Jimmy is as we say down here “on the down low.” He proposed to this one before he was divorced from the last one. He seems to really want to be married for some kinda reason. #Beard?

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      • ViVaLaDiVa says

        July 2, 2015 at 8:23 pm

        I think caveman. You know the type…needs a woman to do his cooking and cleaning and child rearin’.

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      • JMB says

        July 2, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        Yep! That’s it

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      • Xanadude says

        July 2, 2015 at 8:57 pm

        I’m not thinking gay, I’m thinking more cromagnonish, too. I think HE thinks he needs to be married.
        As for Meaghan. Whoof…someone who’s entire life strategy seems to be to replace a dead woman who is no longer dying…you are a Lifetime movie villain in real life.

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      • belladonna says

        July 2, 2015 at 9:53 pm

        Maybe he is just one of those dumb guys who lets the little guy lead him into marriage. Maybe he enjoyed the sex and was stupid enough to marry before he got bored with it. She probably didn’t open her mouth except for bjs and now that she won’t shut up, he is ready to take out an insurance policy and go for a long boat ride, where she accidentally falls overboard.

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      • JeJune says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:25 pm

        I hope she knows she’s a beard. I didn’t and it sux.

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      • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

        July 3, 2015 at 9:08 pm

        Meghan is young and gorgeous, I think that’s the extent of Jimmy’s interest in her. He doesn’t seem to enjoy anything she has to say, she’s just a sex toy.

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  20. Mrs Smith says

    July 2, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    BINGO BANGO!
    This ENTIRE post is impressive!
    Brilliant! Genius!

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  21. Maisey says

    July 2, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    I am a pretty positive person who can usually find something funny and sunny about any situation.
    Not this time. I am so genuinely sad over this beasts treatment of that woman living with cancer. How can ANY human being treat another like that??
    Very sad and upsetting.

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    • JeJune says

      July 2, 2015 at 10:28 pm

      I noticed right off she said “She’s DYING of cancer” and thought “who says that when a person is fighting to stay alive?!” Now that Tamara wrote that she’s beaten it, it’s even more horrendous! Holy moly.

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      • Pam says

        July 4, 2015 at 1:33 am

        We lost my dear daughter to cancer. She fought the battle with every ounce of strength she could muster and never did anyone say she was dying. Not the day before she did pass away. We always just said she was fighting the battle. It makes me sick that she says those things where the teen age daughter can read them. That is hurtful beyond belief – not to mention how the mom must feel.I feel sorry for her. She is either really stupid or one of the most soulless people I have ever seen.

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      • Maisey says

        July 4, 2015 at 9:13 am

        Pam
        I am truly sorry to hear about your sweet daughter.

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        • The Lady Cocotte says

          July 4, 2015 at 4:02 pm

          Sending you love, Pam. >

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    • french says

      July 2, 2015 at 10:28 pm

      It really is horrible the mean things she has stated about this healthy looking woman. She really bugs me!

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      • janet says

        July 3, 2015 at 1:04 am

        It feels like Meaghen, and Heather also, are using that first wife’s cancer illness, to project some kind of saintly image or kuddos and pats on the back for Meaghen. Only, its at the expense of that woman, and her daughter. And it kinda feels like they want the woman to die underneath it all. No hopes or shes fighting it. How would they . Lije to be taljedc about like that? It seems so so wrong.

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      • Badger321 says

        July 6, 2015 at 5:55 pm

        Yes and Heather is disgusting as well. If I recall correctly, Heather also stated that the 1st wife was “dying of cancer” in one of her talking heads. I immediately thought, “WTF? Who articulates the idea of someone battling cancer with those words?!”

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    • Cat says

      July 3, 2015 at 10:19 am

      For some reason, people think they are helping by being insensitive. When I was in chemo, my “friend” would drive me to/from treatment. On the way, each and every week, for FIVE MONTHS, we would have the same conversation.

      “You know, you aren’t going to make it…right?”

      Damned vultures. Fuck them all!

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      • lori says

        July 3, 2015 at 10:35 am

        Speechless.

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      • eg says

        July 3, 2015 at 10:46 am

        @Cat, damn…WHAT kind of “friend” says stuff like that???

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      • Cat says

        July 3, 2015 at 12:55 pm

        Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that they just cannot relate to the situation. They don’t know what to say, so they say something stupid. It did affect our friendship.

        One the one hand, I understand how annoying it was to cart me around for so long. I appreciate that. On the other hand, it irritated the hell out of me. I am not a carton of milk. I do not have an expiration date stamped on my body.

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm

        Ugh. That’s terrible. Everyone told me my positivity that I was going to beat it made a big difference. I know there’s a certain time where you need to prepare for death (the Buddhists do it best) & sometimes false positivity only makes it worse but it’s not ok for others to decide when you need to make your peace with the world. I’ve been thinking about Monty (Kim Richards’ ex) & how he’s dealing with his terminal diagnosis in relation to this Meghan issue. Is anyone talking about Monty the way Meghan & Heather are talking about Wife #1? They’re both horrible women. I’m grateful none of my friends are using my cancer as a storyline… >

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      • Cat says

        July 3, 2015 at 8:02 pm

        Yeah, I really think my friend thought I was in denial, because I was VERY positive. Actually, I was fascinated by the process. I had no idea treatment took that long. And I kept making jokes about my condition. She probably thought I was crazy. Maybe I was?

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        • The Lady Cocotte says

          July 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm

          It was a fascinating process. It amazed me how far science has come. Like even an echocardiogram. They can rub a wand on my chest & see my heart? Amazing. Did you ever watch any of those “things cancer patients know” youtubes? Some of it was stupid but those fucking chemo machines beeping all the time? Hysterical. “I’m beeping again!”

          I’m glad you kept your spirits up, Cat. And I’m sure your friend thought she was doing the right thing (even though she DEF wasn’t). I learned to just say the truth when speaking to someone with a tragedy. Everyone was so scared to say the wrong thing they got tongue tied. I used to be like that too. Now I say “I love you” & “that sucks.” I never minded people asking me questions about what was going on because it was the only thing going on in my life to talk about. And now I’m trying to re-enter “normal” life which is a trial in & of itself. It’s nice to have cancer buddies to talk to tho. 😉 >

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      • Cat says

        July 3, 2015 at 8:33 pm

        Same here. I try not to comment about it. I just want to move on. But sometimes, it just strikes a nerve. And since I can’t really comment on the shows….

        Thanks for sharing with me. 🙂

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      • Dee says

        July 4, 2015 at 5:18 pm

        Oh Cat!! I am so sorry! When I went through something similar a family member asked why I wanted to put that poison in my body. Umm..because I want to live…no words

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      • Cat says

        July 4, 2015 at 5:58 pm

        Haha, Dee. I know exactly what you mean! I had a friend on Facebook who sent me info on how the SMELL of lemons kills cancer cells better than chemo.

        I almost turned down the 2nd round of chemo. I made the mistake of researching it online, and I scared myself. But my oncologist set me straight. He said “You have a choice. Either go with the cancer that WILL kill you, or the chemo that MIGHT kill you.”

        If he hadn’t said that, I would not be here now. Lemons…..*snicker*

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  22. eastjames says

    July 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    I don’t get the swallowing reference…I mean do people swallow stuff to earn a living or be a “kept” person. I’m really in the dark here. Do tell?

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    • jen says

      July 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm

      Yes people swallow cum from a penis

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      • Tara says

        July 2, 2015 at 9:33 pm

        Spitters are quitters

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      • Gingersnap says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:30 pm

        I bet she can unhinge her jaw like a snake, and that’s why her mouth looks so weird whenever she opens it 🙂

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      • Queen of the Nile says

        July 3, 2015 at 7:49 am

        @Gingersnap — thanks for the HUGE LOL over your unhinge snake jaw comment!! I’m wiping up my coffee now … 🙂

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      • Micheal says

        July 3, 2015 at 10:21 am

        That sounds like something I should learn…

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        July 3, 2015 at 11:11 am

        HA.

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      • Maisey says

        July 4, 2015 at 9:23 am

        Oh G-Snap! You’re hilarious.
        At this point, I bet Eastjames regrets even asking.

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    • Cat says

      July 3, 2015 at 8:03 pm

      Is it true…that the swallows come back to Capistrano?

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      • Maisey says

        July 3, 2015 at 10:07 pm

        Well San Juan Capistrano IS in Orange County!
        And I bet Meghan knows Juan.
        Tee Hee.

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  23. jen says

    July 2, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    Worst housewife in history. Ever. Why did they think she would be good? No one can stand her. Not even her own husband.

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    • Tara says

      July 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm

      LoL this is the second wife Jimmy tried out with!

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  24. SB says

    July 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    I think Jimmy is disgusted that his new wife is now on a housewives show. Maybe he feels used by her.

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    • Tara says

      July 2, 2015 at 9:50 pm

      Nope,actually I think it was his idea. He and his wife #2 were supposed to be on it a while back

      Reply
      • jen says

        July 2, 2015 at 11:34 pm

        That is interesting. I wondered if he is actually broke? All of those divorces plus 3 teen daughters going or in college is expensive.

        Reply
  25. janagoodwin9 says

    July 2, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    Meghan may very well be the worst addition to a Housewives franchise in the history of ever. #oneseasonwonder

    Reply
  26. The Lady Cocotte says

    July 2, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    I don’t read anywhere but here (with all you rational folks) so all I know is we hate Meghan. Does she have any fans out there? Is anyone enjoying this bitch?

    Reply
    • susan says

      July 2, 2015 at 10:12 pm

      Idk Lady but I’m pushing 60 and that’s the first time in my life I’ve used that horrible word to describe a woman. Wait, doesn’t Tamra like her?

      Reply
      • belladonna says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:24 pm

        That’s a sign right there, a mini-me for Tamra. She is letting Meghan (can’t people use the usual spelling for a name anymore) do the bitch stuff so she can play the reformed housewife.

        Reply
      • Twilly says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:54 pm

        As much as I can’t stand this ho, “Meghan” is the Gaelic spelling of the name.

        Reply
      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 2, 2015 at 10:57 pm

        Lol >

        Reply
    • Tam says

      July 3, 2015 at 6:54 am

      I like her for now lol maybe cos I can’t stand Shannon and her over dramatic poor me victim bullshit.

      Reply
  27. ericzku says

    July 2, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    “My brother is 23 and is friends with Valentino who is 83!”

    Way to name-drop there, Meghan. How very classy of you.

    While you are certainly correct, TT, about what some older gay men do with younger men, I credit Valentino with having much better taste than that! Additionally, as Kelly Bensimon would say, Valentino is up here and this King person is down here. Probably they’re the kind of “dear friends” who were introduced and shook hands one time.

    Reply
    • belladonna says

      July 2, 2015 at 10:29 pm

      Not the name-drop I would want to have. My brother blew Valentino!

      Reply
  28. Frosty says

    July 2, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    OMG that was funny. Purple pen hall of fame!

    Reply
    • sunkissed748 says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:32 am

      Wait, what the heck is that black cut out dress with her flat chest during the intro???? Tacky & scary at the same time. Ewww

      Reply
      • JMB says

        July 3, 2015 at 8:29 am

        It is hideous. The cutout is way too big and her boobs appear to be taped up and apart. Clueless on every level. Sigh

        Reply
  29. the disher says

    July 2, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    Best purple pen ever! She’s so awful, and not fun to hate at all. Countdown until the divorce.

    Reply
  30. Twilly says

    July 2, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    She’s a cumdumpster. That’s her job.

    Reply
  31. nonawin says

    July 2, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    She is so clueless,first of all she should have announced herself properly. Hello shannon this is Megan I obtain your phone number
    From blah,blah, and who ever gave her shannon pvt. Number should have ask permission.anyway she hired a party planner.
    So it sound like,let me”F”with shannon. Low class plus no class.

    Reply
  32. nonawin says

    July 2, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    She is just a nanny!!!! Point blank period.

    Reply
  33. Lorikaye says

    July 2, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    She needs to fire her stylist also. She dresses like something out of Betty Davis Sweet Baby Jane Movie

    Reply
  34. Lorikaye says

    July 2, 2015 at 11:12 pm

    I loved your purple pen ,, Made my day

    Reply
  35. Travis says

    July 2, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    Tamara you know I think you it yet you letting this little girl getting to you. She just doing a show and you already know her hubby will dump her soon. Lol I feel sorry for her

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am

      ​How is she getting to me. I have a giant trash can full of garbage I have to roll to the curb each when that is more delightful than she is. At least my trashcan has a purpose. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

      On Thu, Jul 2, 2015 at 11:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      Reply
    • ChakaDeniro says

      July 3, 2015 at 2:54 am

      I feel sorry for the people who because of a proper upbringing and a sense of decency, feel obligated to treat her civilly and endure her.

      Reply
      • belladonna says

        July 3, 2015 at 8:17 am

        Chaka, isn’t that so true. We are brought up to be polite and endure the jerks and a-holes for too long.

        Reply
      • MissMissy says

        July 6, 2015 at 8:39 am

        Yup, those people along with some truly unempathetic folks who for some reason enjoy watching Shannon get picked on. The latter would have been her minions in high school.

        Reply
  36. sundayhare3 says

    July 3, 2015 at 12:53 am

    You were 100% on your game with this one TT. I have been late watching these episodes (WORK…ugh). This woman is so out there. Watching that scene with Shannon was beyond strange. I couldn’t wrap my head around what is this all about? Here scenes with her husband are so uncomfortable watching another marriage dissolve. Not Brandi disliking her….yet. But def not crazy about her. I don’t like bullies and that is what I feel she is doing. Focus on Shannon’s vulnerable state and go for it. Yes, being like Tamara (old or new) is something to be proud of. UGH! Happy 4th everyone!!!!

    Reply
  37. Crywolf says

    July 3, 2015 at 1:17 am

    Best purple ever.

    Reply
  38. Psylocke says

    July 3, 2015 at 2:11 am

    Dude she’s seriously bringing up her cancer AGAIN? This bitch is unbelievably dumb.

    LOL it was hard to watch but I was living for the 17 year olds bratty laughs every time her father brushed off/was a complete dick to Meghan that first episode.

    Reply
  39. ChakaDeniro says

    July 3, 2015 at 2:30 am

    The purple pen strikes/slays again.

    All the rehashed howife storylines with this bimbo.
    Everyone but you seems to know your husband is no longer into you.
    Beard Fail!
    Making a mountain out of meaningless molehill flirtation.

    Reply
  40. O.O says

    July 3, 2015 at 3:16 am

    Lord this girl is like Amber with the cancer thing

    Reply
  41. sweetteasplace says

    July 3, 2015 at 3:34 am

    The purple pen is a beautiful thing.

    Reply
  42. lisamia says

    July 3, 2015 at 4:31 am

    Thanks for the purple, Tamara. OMG, Bravo! Why???

    Reply
  43. Tam says

    July 3, 2015 at 6:50 am

    What a crock of poo!!

    Reply
    • Dee says

      July 3, 2015 at 7:02 am

      Really good! Thanks so much. I didn’t like her from her obvious disdain of Shannon, then demanding Shannon look at her. Couldn’t she tell no one wanted to look at her? It was obvious she interrupted a private conversation when she appeared at Shannon’s knee.
      When you call someone you have never called the polite thing to do is introduce yourself so the person knows who you are. Shannon could have thought she was a sales person. If I don’t recognize the number I don’t answer. If important they will leave a msg and I can call them back…or not 🙂

      Reply
  44. Queen of the Nile says

    July 3, 2015 at 8:04 am

    TT, brilliant purple pen – thank you!!! And the coup de grace was the hashtag explanation, ending with #idiot. So funny!

    Reply
  45. Josie says

    July 3, 2015 at 8:32 am

    Loved this! Meghan is Tamra 2.0 in deviousness. She called up Shannon to try to befriend her for the show and to get in with the popular hirl. Nothing to do with party. Like TT said she had a party planner.

    I go back and forth as to whether Jim is on the down low or just a cro-magnon man. Maybe both…alledgedly!

    Reply
  46. Ginger says

    July 3, 2015 at 8:33 am

    Reading the black vs purple pen IQ volley was like watching a tennis match with an armless player! Just fastballs repeatedly slamming this moron in the face! It’s too early to be laughing this hard.

    Reply
    • Tara says

      July 3, 2015 at 9:11 am

      @Ginger
      Perfect analogy!
      Score
      TT 45686558 Meg -7

      Like Brandi, I wonder if she is so insecure that she acts out “Mean Girl”, or if she is truly ignorant. Maybe both?

      She contradicts herself constantly.

      Calling out Brooks on faking cancer, is the lowest. Just bc one person reacts one way to treatment doesn’t mean everyone else reacts the same. Treatments are different bc the disease is different!
      It seems someone on social media asked her about wife#1 and if she was in remission. #backpedal
      I hope everyone has a SEXY,safe and fun July 4th!

      I wonder if Banjo is scared of fireworks?

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        July 3, 2015 at 5:01 pm

        ​Banjo feels the same way about the vaccum cleaner as he does about fireworks and gunshots. He wants to attack them until they stop. When it thunders he comes to lay beside me. Not sure if he is scared or protecting me.

        On Fri, Jul 3, 2015 at 9:11 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

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      • The Lady Cocotte says

        July 3, 2015 at 6:38 pm

        She probably thinks Brooks is faking cancer because SHE is faking Wife #1’s cancer. >

        Reply
  47. swizzle says

    July 3, 2015 at 9:18 am

    I was curious about the first wife who is allegedly dying of cancer, so I Facebook stalked her too. I saw the reference to cancer free in 2012, which could have been true at the time. The cancer could have come back, but there’s no reference to it or treatments or anything. And, she looks OK in all her picture. I do know someone who died from colon cancer last summer and other than some weight loss, really didn’t look any different until the day he died. So…it is possible she’s not well, but seems suspicious.

    I would think that if she’s not dying, she’d come out and dispute what Meghan is saying or her daughter would. The whole thing is very odd. Someone dig deeper. I need answers.

    Reply
    • breelee says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:02 pm

      Even IF the 1st wife’s cancer has returned with a vengeance, Meghan has no place to shout it to the world. She appears to revel in talking about this issue. Its odd, but she seems to expect pity for herself over this news. If Jim has any balls, he’d have told her to shut up about it. And you Never say someone is dying of cancer, you say they’re fighting or surviving cancer!

      Reply
      • lori says

        July 3, 2015 at 2:55 pm

        It’s like she somehow wants recognition and a pat on the back for what a savior she is that SHE is dealing with this. It’s all about her her her. What a truly awful person she is.

        Reply
      • MissMissy says

        July 6, 2015 at 8:46 am

        I think the bottom line truly is that whatever Wife#1’s current state, Meghan keeps mentioning it in order to garner pity for herself and like @Lori said paint herself out to be some sort of savior. Ugh. Further proof of the post title: Meghan is delusional.

        Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 3, 2015 at 5:03 pm

      ​You have answers. Meghan said in her blog that “she looks a lot different than that now” as if she is on death’s door. She looked the same or better at graduation last month.

      On Fri, Jul 3, 2015 at 9:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Lorikaye says

        July 5, 2015 at 10:02 am

        That is just plain sad … Who raised her. Oh yeah never mind the ones that are Jim’s role model and wants to aspire to be like.. It never ends and only a couple of episodes in..

        Reply
  48. lori says

    July 3, 2015 at 10:07 am

    What a horrible little wench she is.

    Reply
  49. storeyy (@leanleft1) says

    July 3, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Meghan is truly a #cuntsatchel….If you call my phone and it’s a number or area code that’s not familiar, i usually won’t even answer but Shannon did and look what it got her. #dontanswernextime LOL

    Reply
  50. Dee says

    July 3, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    LeeAnn looks really good, thanks for sharing her picture. Who uses someone else’s health to garner attention for themselves? This Meghan isn’t going to last

    Reply
  51. Meghan says

    July 3, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    I’m tired of hearing her say that she wants to leave ‘her mark on the OC’ . It’s turning out to be a skid mark more than anything else

    Reply
    • ValleyGirl says

      July 3, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      Hahahahaha

      Reply
    • Lorikaye says

      July 5, 2015 at 9:56 am

      Did she say that ? I cant believe I missed that one and it sounds like she said it in the repeat… OMG are you all sure you want her gone. This is just to good right now. I want more .. sick but come on this one is something we haven’t seen before ..

      Reply
  52. Tara says

    July 3, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    TT ! You are once again #DeadOn with your commentary on MKE blog! I can’t stand the Bitch and we are only a few episodes in! And her saying Brooks is faking Cancer is just more of her Deplorable behavior! I totally have your back on the MKE assessment! #shesucks

    Reply
  53. Lorikaye says

    July 5, 2015 at 9:51 am

    This is getting good. I am short term (lol) fascinated with this couple. The things she has said and his complete disconnect with his new bride is bringing the armchair sleuth out . A comment above about the possibility that Jim is gay sent me on a search and find mission. So on the Gay or straight website 79 percent say he is gay. Then with a few scrolls there is articles claiming this as far back as 96. Ok this would explain the no chemistry part, but just leaves me asking more questions.. He hangs out at bars called the Man Hole and another that is equally suspicious just by the name of the place. I hope she stays a little longer because I want more purple pens …. She always told herself she would never marry an athlete. OMG stupid .. I guess she may cross the line from stupid weird comments with regards to Brooks health. She said in an article that she thought she and Vicki would bond and have something in common because of her experience dealing with family members with cancer , as I was reading this I said to myself if this is going where I think its going I am going I may have a heart attack. The family member is Jim’s ex wife . Crazy loon and I bet Jim’s ex is coming out of her skin reading stuff like that . hashtag great stepmom . Hashtag You may have been a 10 in Missouri but your are average at best in the OC

    Reply
  54. Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

    July 5, 2015 at 10:44 am

    She annoyed me from the first moment she appeared and the annoyance only keeps getting worse. A shallow, self-entitled brat who has shit for brains and makes Tamara look like a classy Princess. Where do they find these morons? She is basing an entire story-line on the misery of someone else because she has absolutely nothing to offer and eventually she will be put in her place bu women far more seasoned and intelligent than she will ever be. Her husband is definitely disinterested no matter what gender he prefers and the other women are too mature (even Tamara) to tolerate her nonsense. I can’t wait to see her get what’s coming to her at the reunion or preferably…before. Great recap and perfect purple penning.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm

      ​But,..but…. I AM A CLASSY PRINCESS!

      On Sun, Jul 5, 2015 at 10:44 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

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    • Shae says

      July 6, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Exactly.

      Reply
  55. sandra says

    July 5, 2015 at 11:23 am

    TT, I love the tags. You are hilarious.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      ​I love people that notice the tags. 🙂 I really love the ones who click on them! It’s need to see all of the posts about certain things grouped together.

      On Sun, Jul 5, 2015 at 11:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  56. JustJenn says

    July 5, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    Not that I want to defend this awful woman in anyway, but I looked at Jim’s daughters Twitter account and she did mention that her Mom had cancer near the end of May. Meghan milking it for a storyline and questioning Brooks’ diagnosis is still beyond deplorable.

    Reply
  57. Rose says

    July 5, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Spot on!

    Reply
  58. sunkissed748 says

    July 5, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Did anyone notice Meagan’s hair was all greasy like when pulled back while telling Shanny her BS excuse.

    Reply
  59. hokiechick says

    July 5, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    One of the best purple pen blogs I’ve read, my favorite was the swallowing portion!!!

    Reply
    • 2lindylou says

      July 6, 2015 at 4:20 am

      From one St. Louie girl to another Miss Meghan, having grown up in your neck of the woods and now having lived in Orange County, Santa Barbara and now Carmel, just a little FYI. We don’t like people having our phone numbers or giving them out. I know 100 people personally who if you called would have handled you the way you were handled You describe Shannon as being the Queen…but your sounding like the princess. BTW…you signed up for this job…you do not exclude…your not that special. Nor is your husband In California we have celebrities living next door to us and we could give a rats ass. Grow Up.

      Reply
  60. Lori says

    July 6, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! Well said! This girl thinks she is the shit & someone put her in her place! Good Work Tamara!

    Reply
  61. MissMissy says

    July 6, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Excellent purple pen! “People keep mentioning your age because you are the most immature 30-year-old on the planet.” I have a feeling she will deal with all the viewer disgust by telling herself people are jealous because of her age and looks. But, there are other 30-somethings much prettier (Lizzie, as just one example) who get a ton of viewer love. Meghan comes across as more like a high schooler.

    Her comparing her parents’ 4-decade marriage to her 4-month marriage is laughable. Love how TT took that on. Meghan, you are truly delusional.

    I’m curious how Andy will handle Meghan Edmonds during the reunion since he’s supposed to be friends with Jim Edmonds. There is obviously a fan backlash against Meghan, but will Andy play to her and not give her the hardest viewer questions?

    Reply
    • 2lindylou says

      July 6, 2015 at 1:06 pm

      Andy of course is a St. Louis boy and gay and so is Jim Edmonds. So I’m sure the interview will be fine. She’s his beard..,,,the polls say 79% of people believe he’s on the low low. Besides Andy is an excellent man and interviewer and I have never seen him be nasty with anyone (When I so much wished he would have been!

      Reply
      • MissMissy says

        July 6, 2015 at 6:47 pm

        I love Andy, but I have a feeling he’s going to go way too easy on Meghan to the detriment of the other cast members who she is hurting. So, I’m doubting he’ll read viewer questions that really call her out. I get so annoyed when he gives some free passes.

        Reply
  62. Shae says

    July 6, 2015 at 11:42 am

    I am literally dying after reading this lol. Thank you TT for articulating my sentiments toward this asshole, exactly. This woman gets under my skin worse than anyone (except Kim and Brandi lol)

    Reply
  63. Shae says

    July 6, 2015 at 11:45 am

    That BS line about it being Jim’s idea not to invite Shannon was the most ridiculous, absurd, blatantly obvious lie I’ve ever heard. Embarrassing. Don’t want to own up to your own cunty behavior? Just blame your husband.

    Pathetic.

    Reply
  64. AustralianfanofTT says

    July 7, 2015 at 2:09 am

    Aahhhhh! Tamara this post of yours made me love you even more! You are brilliant xo

    Reply
  65. sarah says

    July 20, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    First- I don’t ever leave comments on blogs, but I stumbled across yours while Googling Jim’s 2nd wife (the one who isn’t dying, who Meghan doesn’t like) and I just have to say- you are hilarious!!! And so so so right about everything. Meghan is the most immature housewife in this history of housewives. The only time I enjoy seeing her on the show is when Jim is on, because it cracks me up seeing him always looking annoyed or trying to avoid her completely. Ahhhh… She. Is. The. Worst.

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