I have been worried ALL DAY that there will be a TAR twist called “Non-elimination leg.” On TAR the last duo to hit the pit stop mat “may be eliminated.” Usually they are but a couple times in the season there is a non-elimination leg and the last two people are not sent home but have an extra task to complete the on following leg. This has been the most insane first week of feeds in the history of Big Brother. Jace and Audrey are both mentally ill and Jace is expected to go tonight with Audrey next week. Of course nothing goes according to plan on BB, but the first eviction is usually pretty straight forward. I am ready for Jace to go. EVERYONE is read for Jace to go. Let’s hope he goes.
I’d like to get right too it and get on with HOH. I so hope Julie asks him about his extremely disgusting behavior toward Steve this week. I want he to play him the footage and ask, “What was the point of that?” But I doubt that will happen.
Okay Julie Chen just said the first houseguest will be evicted. THANK GOD.
Jesus, Jace says in his DR that “this is worse than Y2K.” Um for those that may not know, there was a lot of paranoia about ATMs and all kinds of electronic devices malfunctioning on January 1, 2000. But nothing happened. Jace is so dumb. Jace is shown bitching out James and Audrey individually. Audrey says she has a clear conscience. Everyone knows that Audrey doesn’t have a conscience or any feelings at all for that matter. More scenes of Jace doing one on ones with the outsiders trying to get their support. No one is feeling it. They show a nice encounter between Jace and Steve, not the bullying one. GRRRRR.
Jace and Audrey fight in front of Day, Jason and Meg. Day is the first to walk off. Did Jace say to Audrey, “Just cut your dick and get out of here?”
They show a montage of Liz and Julia swapping out. These two are so stupid. They have no idea what to say to each other on the swap. They are both super dumb. One tells the other “I really like James!” the other says “Who is James?” and the first one says “The HOH!” “Oh Yeah…”
OOOH! Audrey voted to evict Jackie. She is going to try to pin the vote on someone else, I’m sure. Everyone so far was ecstatic to vote out Jace, but Steve said, “I sadly vote to evict my friend Jace.” Oh Steve, he was not your friend. Audrey was the only vote for Jackie.
Jace comes out to applause and goes nuts because THE BROTHER is in the fucking audience. Jace guesses that Audrey was his vote. Jason left Jace a sort of mean goodbye message calling him a ticking time bomb who exploded as predicted this week. He ended with “see ya never!” Steve left a sweet message about how much he wanted to work with him but the whole house was against him and there is nothing he could do to protect him. Day’s message said “Bro Code number one, Bro don’t step on Mama Day’s toes or irritate Mama Day. What you can do, is you can go home. Bye.” Austin’s message said he was going to stay in the game and fight for his honor. He did some sort of air guitar thingy with sound effects provided by production.
Julie shows Jace a goodbye message from the twins. He freaks out. Other than that he was perfectly normal.
It’s time for a new TAKEOVER! only we don’t have any sound in the house. Oh there it goes. It’s Kathy Griffin! She sends them to back yard for HOH. Then Julie interviews Kathy on stage for a minute. Kathy is on an 80 city tour. Kathy says there is way too much alliance switching going on and the girls need to stop melting down every five minutes. Kathy like Audrey but she has to stop melting down and she has to get out of bed. She also likes Day and Vanessa. Kathy will be giving someone the power of the last laugh. There will be a phone in the house and she will be calling throughout the week. The person who answers the 7th call will have the power to keep three people from voting at the next eviction. YAY! That is a fine twist, Audrey is still going home unless she wins HOH!
The HOH is divided by random draw into two groups. Day and Jason are in different groups so they could both win HOH! The game is called Ginger Fever. It is the name of an upcoming movie with Kathy Griffin (I think it is fake, Andy the Rat is on the billboard. But whatever. It’s a puzzle game. They run get puzzle pieces one at a time and put the pieces together to make a new billboard. First person to finish wins.
Day had some trouble getting her pieces out of the crate. Steve is winning and Vanessa is doing well. Becky is dong well. BECKY WON! THIS IS AWESOME! John seemed to be clearly throwing it. Steve seemed to slow down when Julie said he was in the lead.
In the second group. Shelli is in the lead. NO NO NO. We can’t have Shelli win this. She still loves Audrey. I thought for sure she would throw it! So stupid. Audrey will be working Shelli all week. I can believe Shelli didn’t throw it! So it’s Shelly and Becky.
Time for feeds!