Between last night’s Nene drama and the Trump drama and the insanely good BB17 feeds that are still going on today, I have not been able to get to RHOOC until now. And frankly, I’m not really looking forward to the show. My I hate the new housewife post has been viewed A LOT since last night so I know it isn’t a fun show.
Heather sits down with Meghan because Heather has no compassion for Shannon and wants to be a shit stirrer again this season and finds Meghan to be the perfect minion in that regard. I swear the triumvirate of Heather, Meghan, and Tamra will be downfall of this series. And just like that Tamra sticks her nose in it. Shannon is crying in the bathroom. Meghan tries to kiss her alleged husband and he clinches his lips and flinches. Meghan tries to approach Shannon to apologize and then goes in on her again. Meghan is a bitch. Shannon walks away from Meghan again. Meghan needs to buy a clue.
Vicki returns home from Florida and she doesn’t feel well. Brooks and Vicki talk about juicing and um, other dietary changes Brooks is making to help with chemo.
Meghan has bought a friend to do all the wifely duties she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Brooks a brough an event planner to do all of the event work that she doesn’t want to be bothered with.
Tamra, Vicki and Shannon go out to dinner. Tamra’s grandbaby is about to be born. Shannon tells the whole Meghan drama to Vicki since she wasn’t in Napa. Tamra tells Shannon she is not invited to Meghan’s party. Shannon had already bought a new dress for the party. Vicki says she is not going if Shannon is not invited.
Heather stops by Meghan’s to try to get her to invite Shannon to the party. Meghan is not having it. I am dumbfounded by why the baseball guy married this little bitch. She’s not attractive, she has a horrid personality and she’s dumb as a box of rocks. She must be a head doctor.
Tamra is getting her makeup done at Vicki’s and Tamra looks weird with no makeup. She has no real eyelashes at all. Vicki calls Meghan to tell her she is not coming to her party. She is going to take Shannon out to dinner.
At one point in history did women stop knowing how to do their own hair?
Jim really lights up around Meghan’s sister. I’m just saying. He tells Meghan to have her sister fix her hair that she just hired someone to do because her sister is “really good at hair stuff.” #SideEye
Holy Moly! Jim’s ex-wife LeAnn (v 1.0)is at the charity event. Meghan is quite friendly toward her to her face, but in her talking head Meghan says that LeAnn’s colon cancer is not getting better, it’s getting worse. HOWEVER, on LeAnn’s Facebook page, she announced she was cancer free in like 2012 with no further mention of cancer. So either LeAnn has had a relapse or Meghan is LYING ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING CANCER. Wow. Now Heather is saying in her talking head that LeAnn is “dying of cancer.”
I wish Lizzie was a fulltime housewife.
Shannon and Vicki have cocktails and dinner at Tortilla Republic in Laguna Beach. They definitely got the better scene. Shannon seems to think she should have gotten a call saying she is not invited to her party. Oh Shannon. Shannon cries. Shannon is just a mess this season due to the issues with David and someone needs to run interference for her with the cunt satchel.
Meanwhile, Meghan is terrible at giving speeches. And I HATE people having charities to “spread awareness” about things like, in this case juvenile diabetes. Your charity spreads awareness for those rare diseases that no one has ever heard of, you raise funds for things like diabetes and cancer to help find a cure or better treatment. #PetPeeve
At Meghan’s function, Heather and Tamra are sitting alone away from the guests having a staged conversation about Shannon being excluded. At a party with over a hundred guests, Meghan waits for production to cue her to interrupt. And she does, asking “Hey, are you guys talking about me not inviting Shannon?”
Lizzie bails on the boring party to go to Laguna Beach and Tamra takes the opportunity to jump ship too! Tamra and Lizzie came in starving because there was no food at the charity event. Shannon is happy that her friends stuck up for her. There was a man sitting at the bar with the ladies. Who was that? Lizzie’s husband?
Next week: Vicki and Tamra have a spa day. Shannon and whatsherface continue to bicker. And Vicki gets a very upsetting phone call that I believe is telling her that her mother died.