A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what Brandi says. He tells her she says she just decided to move on to other things. Lisa and Kyle both laugh. Kyle says she was a pain in her ass. Lisa says, “That’s a crock of poo!” about Brandi’s explanation.
The two are at Lisa’s car and Lisa gets in and cracks the window so she can keep saying “crock of poo” in case it was missed the first three times. Meanwhile, Kyle is on the sidewalk trying to get in the passenger door begging Lisa to let her in.
Eventually, they manage to get everyone in the car and they both giggle and say they wish Brandi well and drive off. It’s good to see Kyle and Lisa back together again.
Suck it, Brandi.
Oops! Forgot to add link. GO HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO. It’s funny.
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!
I shall have to add “crock of poo” to my list of insults! Perfectly said, Lisa!
Felicia will not even say goodbye to Brandi.
ROFLMAO.
Best comment ever!! This may be a blessing in disguise for Brandi!
Good one Maisey!
lmao
LMAO.
Crock of poo… hahahahahaha!
Best.comment.ever
you won the internet for me this month!!!!
That’s HI-larious! “Felicia won’t say bye to brandi!”
Bravo insists on keeping Nene, we deserve seeing the end of Brandi and Kim. About time they did something to make us happy. And HAPPY is what we are. Happy, happy, joy, joy. 🙂 🙂
Ah, but there is a difference! Nene – she’s Alexis Carrington on Dynasty… you love to hate her, but if she was gone, what would all the goodie two shoes do? (Cynthia would be boooooooring. She even gets along with her ex!) Brandi though… you just hate. In fictional tv, those characters can’t last long – the audience is ground down too much. Vee on Orange is the New Black is a great example. That woman was EVIL. Nene can be grating, but how can you really hate hate a person who wears top ramen on her head? She still can make me laugh. (The others need to just fire back at her like Kim did – and then all go out for drinks together). Brandi was just crude and really, how she got involved between Kim and Kyle (making comments even off the show) was evil and morally disgusting.
I don’t even love to hate Nene. I just want her gone.
Nene doesn’t qualify to be the snot on Alxis Carrington’s hankie. Or the shit scraped off her shoe.
” but how can you really hate hate a person who wears top ramen on her head?” LOL
Claudia fired back at her, and that didn’t work out so well. : (
That is because Claudia was an idiot and really didn’t have an “organic” beef with Nene. She was also boring otherwise. I’ve figured out that there has to be a kernel of “truth” to a dispute or it doesn’t really work well for the person trying to manufacture the bone of contention. The “good Housewives” can make a small irritant (that you would normally walk away from or ignore) and make it a story – but that small thing needs to be sincere, IMHO.
I do love Nene sometimes but she has been grating the last couple of seasons. Just sour. Except when she was ready to do her debut on broadway she did bring a tear to my eye. I am finding her harder and harder to take though. BRANDI on the other hand was immediately on my nerves. There is just something snake like in her persona (no offense to snakes) . Kind of sad too cause I love that song Brandi your a fine girl….guess she never heard that. LOL
YAAAS! You get my point! Has Nene annoyed me in the past? For sure!!! But unlike Nene, I find Brandi totally nonredeemable.
At least Nene purchased a house.
After what seven, 8 seasons? Oh that reminds me I have an interesting post in drafts. Maybe tomorrow.
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 6:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She purchased a house. That doesn’t mean she is actually going to make the payments.
Yes. She also tried to purchase a new nose. Several times. Sumbitch keeps growing back. She’s a real life Pinocchio. That’s partially why the house thing isn’t making 100% sense.
I agree! I meant that as a dig to Brandi, not necessarily a praise of Nene.
As happy as I am that Brandi is gone, Lisa & Kyle should have just wished Brandi the best of luck and said no more. Let Brandi have a little dignity, though it would be the first time for her.
The words Brandi and dignity should not be uttered in the same sentence. “Crock of poo” was extremely kind in my opinion when it comes to what Brandi says about ANYTHING.
No.
After all Brandi put them through? Please. I’m thrilled they laughed at her.
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 11:58 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Me too!
I love that they are laughing at her TOGETHER. Ultimately, now that I think about it – Brandi was ultimately jealous of Kyle. “steals” her friend (LVP) and then her sister.
Exactly, why in the world must they be above it, you mean like Brandi when she slapped Lisa, she lied about Kim not falling off wagon, when she call all of them names and then cried victim and pointed at them being bullies? Please I would have taken a full page ad out saying “Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!!”
I disagree…. after all that psycho giraffe did to them? Hell no! I would have been doing a joyous little dance. She couldn’t be trusted and was a chronic shit starter (two of her more finer qualities)… while it was entertaining, her negativity practically seeped through the television.
Maybe now that’s not so busy getting drunk on camera, she will spend more time with her kiddos… and since she won’t have RHOBH money, hopefully she will stop injecting her face with fillers. It’s getting to the Pillsbury Dough Girl of Juvaderm level.
oh please, there is no dignity left to have with brandi. Good for lvp and kyle they deserve to celebrate her firing.
Brandi wouldn’t know what to do with dignity.
Brandi would give dignity a blow job.
Dignity would stage an intervention for Brandi. After the blow job.
At first I thought the same thing but it is exactly why she didn’t fit in with this group of women. They are of a different time zone. They know how to snark and retract . Brandi never learned the art of being a good bitchy girl she was just bitchy.
Brandi did nothing to earn that priviledge- Fwiw, they did say at the end that they wished her well. They owed her nothing.
All’s well that ends well, exit Brandi gutter left.
“Truth cannon my ass!” Best line Kyle, best line.
And holy shnikies, the mics today are so damn sensitive! I cannot believe how easily it picked up what they were saying in the car, windows nearly fully rolled up and on a busy street. Let that be a lesson to all us gossips, wandering by a TMZ camera.
I noticed the same thing! It was as if they were mic’d or something ahead of time…
Funny if they were mic’d for RHOBH and that little scene was put in the show.
I think Kyle and Lisa had a genuine friendship during the first season but by season three, their catty comments and unspoken competition made them more like frenemies. I hope that behind closed doors and away from the cameras, they iron out their real issues and take their friendship to honesty, openness and mutual respect so that next season we can all appreciate the fun they have with each other. Brandi’s absence will not be missed. Countdown to Kim’s dismissal. Bravo we’re waiting. Tick tock, tick tock…
Maybe Brandi will do a rehab show.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Big Bird doesn’t like liars and we don’t either. Bye, Brandi.
Crock of poo…I am stealing that to say at work.
They were certainly more gracious in their comments than Brandi would ever be if it were Lisa being fired.
Knowing Brandi needs to make a buck, I wonder how long until she releases more books. She will probably do an expose of her experience on the show with the other ladies, or a novel based on them. She could get away with saying anything in a novel. She really should do one. I may even buy it if she did, but certainly my first purchase of a book by her.
She has her pod cast, wine business, clothing line and “other things in the
Works”. Too bad for Brandi that they are dependent on her being on RHOBH. Eddie (or maybe I should say LeAnne) open that check book.
Exactly Angel!
And even in my wine drinking days, I definitely wouldn’t pick up one of her bottles of wine — I wouldn’t associate a good wine with Brandi of all people! I would be better of buying a box of wine from Tar-jay than going with her stuff…
And clothing line — I haven’t seen any previews of that yet, although i can only imagine it’s minimal coverage? 😉
You are right, Angel… prepare for more courtroom money battles, LeAnne!.
Now if she had a botox line or a Vajayjay rejuvenation line, you know something she’s an expert on.
Stay tuned for the sex tape. Mark my words babies.
Wouldn’t Bravo have an agreement with them that forbids them from telling the trade secrets of the program? If not, some of these ‘ladies’ would have already told every-little-thing that goes on and we have never seen or read those things. You know that Sherae would have told EVERYTHING cause “who’s gonna check me, boo?”
Yes, they all sign non disclosures.
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 1:22 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Brandi is not literate enough to write a novel.
She’s getting her own show!
Huh? She hardly had a storyline last year. How could she carry a whole program? Plus the hate for her is real. I know T’s rules so I can’t ask you for a source but I’m going to search for myself. It feels like a fool’s mission but I’m still gonna check it out.
Oh for fucksake, Peach. Really?
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 1:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes, T, for real. I never found the slightest hint that ANY offer of any kind was headed her way. I guess I was being far too literal. Sorry you all saw me have a Portia-idiot moment.
Peep?
I saw that, too. Hope it’s wrong!
A Travesty of Tampon Errors?
God y’all are idiots. Apparently the little loon is contagious. I wasn’t going to put her in with the window lickers, but I will now. She can thank Peach and Toddy for it.
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 1:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh look y’all. It’s a Brandiloon right here in our midst! It’s all drooly and delusioned! Don’t get too close. Surely it will fly back over to where what’s her name writes posts about Brandi being asked to star in her own shows in between having tea with the Queen mother! Don’t approach it!
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 1:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Who me?
Yup. Shouting fire in a room a fucktards.
Sufficiently chastised, Ms. TT (ducking head). Won’t feed the animals anymore.
Truth cannon my ass!!!
It’s nice to see Lisa and Kyle together again. I like them both.
I’m sure Brandi will do well! Okay, that’s a “crock of poo” ! Gotta’ love Miss Lisa!
Thanks for the link, Tamara…made my day.
hilarious
I love kyle and lvp together ! i saw the pic of them together filming ( looked like villa blanca) on kyle’s twitter timeline. This tmz video just make it even better.
So happy that brandi is gone, i love how previously brandi was going on about wanting to do another season and how this was her main income. Hilarious how that tune changed.
Love it. Ha ha.
I have been waiting for this moment since the instant she hobbled on to my screen. I know some of you liked her, and I really tried to, but I never could stand the bitch. RHOBH needs a proper villan to go toe to toe with Vanderpump, not some skanky ho who resorts to physical violence.
And the villain needs to dress better or at least wear nude underwear with see thru dresses. “Hot mess” is a good description
Good grief people, did you watch where her radio manager told Brandi that her podcast could possibly go national if Brandi would clean up her mouth and podcast? That was the only way to get advertising dollars.
Anyone?
Brandi said she could try but knew it would not happen. She has to be herself. Not a exact quote!
Brandi would have to film alone with a muffler on her face.
Hahaha.
Brandi’s all about being her authentic self except when it comes to her face.
Ooooh! Burn! Why can’t they just bleep her? They must have that technology. I still think she needs to go into the marital aid business with Kandi. Her trashiness would translate well into that sort of an entrepreneurial endeavor. Picture it the slogan: “Brandi and Kandi: We’ll getcha drunk AND give ya something to suck on!” I should file a copyright, or whatever it’s called. LOLOLOLOL!
Yes, indeed, I saw the episode you mention. If memory serves, she went on and was worse than normal right after that conversation. Anyway, wasn’t she still on RHOBH at that time?
I believe a lot of her ‘fan base’ was because she was a ‘housewife’ not on her being Brandi Granville. In fact, I think it won’t be long before most folks (diehard Real Housewife fans excluded) will be saying, “Brandi who?”
I’ll say allegedly just in case! 🙂
So how will Andy animate “crock of poo” for WWHL or when we he use it as a drinking work?
Maybe he can just get a crock and fill it will chocolate turtles candies. That would be good for when Lisa visits WWHL.
I kind of like how some of y’all live in fear of complimenting other comments without sucking up to me.
Is that so wrong? 🙂
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It just feels so wrong! Obviously you do all the hard work.
LOL. This is a good site because of YOU GUYS. Our interaction and my brutal dictatorship sets it apart from other site. I try to weed out the idiots and leave the snarky funny comments. It all works together.
…and we all continue to appreciate your benign dictatorship. 🙂
The internets needs you Chairwoman Tattles. I HATE all the other sites. This is the ONLY one I don’t hate. And I hate a lot of shiiiiit! This is the only blog where the posters are even aware of art and culture and etc. But it’s true, though: I came for the recaps and analysis by TT (which I adore), but I stayed for the comments.
You know, sadly, I will miss her and Kim a little. Brandi, Kim, and Tre were the best Housewives to make fun of. They gave the viewer so much ammunition. Disclaimer – I’m not talking about Kim’s serious addiction isssues, but of her lies and nuttiness.
“not talking about Kim’s serious addiction isssues, but of her lies and nuttiness.” Yes, it is important to separate the wheat from the chaff. I still don’t like Kim. She was a B. Wish her the best and don’t want her to die and all, but she was awful to Kyle, and everybody else for that matter. Brandi made me wretch. Laters Brandi. Or as she would say, “Deuces, bitch!”
Exactly! I hated how she treated Kyle. I hope she is able to get healthy. I really do. But I don’t think that is going to change the fact that she is gigantic bitch.
Kyle actually says “Truth cannon, my ass” Not “pain in my ass” in a answer to TMZ saying Brandi says she left on her own. Pretty funny comment! Love how Lisa says “it has nothing to do with us and wish I had that kind of power” to have fired Brandi.
Who will be filming with Yolanda,she was not nice to Lisa or ken.
I don’t think Kyle, Lisa R, is Eileen have any issues with Yolanda. LVP and Yo are freindly, just not too close.
I saw a recent photo of Yolanda. She is very, very ill. She is a strange gray color, and looks so much sicker than when the reunion filmed.
I doubt Yolanda will be a full time HW. She’s too sick.
I wish they’d get rid of HER as well.
Well I for one am glad that she is gone. She, just like Claudia needed another vehicle for their reality. Bye to both!
Very few of the housewives are interesting on their own. What keeps us watching is the way they interact with one another, their families, etc… So, with that in mind, what does the future hold for Brandi? Her fans liked her because she was a shit stirrer, but now she has no one to stir shit with. This “spinoff” business is ridiculous. What on earth would they film her doing? They can’t film her boys. She doesn’t have a job. She doesn’t have a house. She could film with her girlfriends but Bravo is over it. I don’t think her on again, off again boyfriend would be willing to go on Marriage Bootcamp or wherever rejected housewives go to attempt a career revival. A hosting gig, maybe? But they could never trust her mouth.
She really screwed herself. She thought she made the show, that it revolved around her, and that she had at least another season to promote her podcast, wine and books. She was waiting for Andy to hand her a spinoff.
Should Kyle and Lisa gloat? I mean, it’s probably ill-advised but how could you not? She went after them, tried to discredit them, hurt their marriages, their families, their businesses, and was physically inappropriate. Even if they were both fired tomorrow, they’d land on their feet, be showered with show offers and still have huge followings.
Gosh, I like this comment.
@Bren, best comment I’ve read on this topic so far (aside of course from TTs post!). I concur with everything you said.
@Bren-
Excellent points! Right on!
If you lip read the GIF very closely, Lisa and Kyle are really saying Happy days are here again. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
This honestly has made my week delightful, it really has. She’ll try anything to stay relevant but she’s homeless once again with a shitty Bordeaux and less than Chinese made FU shirts and podcasts of perverse sexual desires, ugh go buy a little house in Wyoming and melt away. I’d bet my life she won’t , there’s bound to be scandal after scandal and I’ll read and feel haughty.
Yawn! RHOBH will be a big yawn! As crazy as Brandi was, I don’t know if I can watch Kyle and her man, or LVP at her restaurants in pink with her dogs. Eileen, bore. Lisa Rinna, crazy a F**&^! Yawn. Please, please, please Bravo, don’t hire a Hilton. I’ll just be the kids competing with the empire of the Kardashians. Yawn! Did I say, Yawn!
I disagree with you except for the Hilton thing. And trust me Kathy Hilton is not going to be a HW. I would not be bored if they had not white trash brawling on the show. IT’S RHOBH I want to see stupid white parties, and fancy refrigerators and closets that look like small boutiques and catty conversations.
With Kim gone will Fatburger Food Trucks also be a thing of past? I loved watching these ultra chic women eating hamburgers.
Remember the White Party where Taylor ate almost a whole burger in one bite with her big mouth?
Well, the Richard’s clan like to keep things in a tight little circle. Fat Burger will be around because Kyle’s daughter oldest daughter is dating Kim’s son-in-law’s twin brother (allegedly). Kim’s son was dating her ex-boyfriend’s daughter (allegedly). And Kathy’s son was dating and now stalking (allegedly) Kathy’s oldest daughter’s sex tape partner’s daughter.
I’m not sure Tamara. I like fru fru stuff also. And, I love LA! But we’ll see. I do think LVP is cliched. Kyle just tries too hard.Something about her rubs me the wrong way. I don’t know what it is; maybe envy. We’ll see how this turns out. I know Brandi got out of hand, but, without a villain of sorts it may go either way. I will stand by my ‘yawn’ premonition.Let’s see how this plays out. And, Brandi was on point LR had that hair since…I don’t know! Yawn.
Tamara, I thought I replied but I’m not seeing my comment. Oh well. I can’t remember my thoughts. Not sure how this will turn out, but, we’ll see.
I will be happy to watch them for you. Pretty places, pretty ladies dressed to the nines, fantastic homes and marvelous parties, toss in successful men, I’m in.
So who are they going to hate next? And who are we gonna hate next?
So what’s the deal today with Lisa Rinna? Today on Twitter ‘what I do know is I’ve had many jobs everything always works out the way its supposed to. One door closes another one opens. It’s all good’
Lisa V responded ‘?’
Just trying to drum up interest in whether she is going to be back or not? I liked LR last season. I thought she was a good addition, but not really into this type of BS if that is what she is doing.
Her clothing line are tshirts with “FU” and STFU on them. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but….
It would be like Christmas come early if LeAnn Rimes was her replacement. TT, make that happen
Yasss!
I only watched because of Brandi & Yolanda. I think Kyle is boring.
Well, I wish you all the best!
(apparently that is British/Californian for “Bless your heart”)
On Thu, Jun 25, 2015 at 11:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think you could also use a cup of poo to you.
Funny!! 🙂
Brandi is sooooo pissed about this video. She is going off on Twitter. Says Mauricio stole clients from Kathy Hilton’s husbands firm. Apparently she can’t wait to be on Howard Stern on 7/1. Sounds like LVP and Kyle are about to get a very public dose of Brandi’s venom…….again.
Brandi and JR have broken up. Again. She is looking for a house. Again. Was in a foul mood and then she saw this video and went BALLISTIC on twitter at how she was NOT fired and is lashing out at LVP and Kyle like they let the cat out of the bag. Does she not realize that every publication had said she was fired days before??
She is also doing Howard Stern and promising to get even. Guess she is looking for a few more defamation lawsuits. Lol
Brandi is teasing that she might have a big announcement on Howard’s show tomorrow. I’m a Stern fan, Sirius subscriber, but I hate it when he throws his wife’s friends a bone.
My prediction is that she announces she has her own Sirius show, which… big deal. They hand them out like candy and there’s no way she will make a living from it. The people that have little hourly shows on satellite don’t do it to make money, but instead to promote the projects that they do make money off of.