I have been waiting for this night since last season ended. So excited. So of course I am having some sort of weird medical issue. I feel like my blood pressure is high or something and heart is all racy. So I am just going to hit the highlights. Find out all about the cast here.
Jace, James, and Meg are introduced first. James is shown being an Asian redneck. Meg is shown being a loud mouth. Jace is shown being a douche. Audrey is shown being very girly. Austin is shown being a wrestler. Da’vonne is shown with her baby. Clay is shown being a farm boy. Shelli is shown staging a house. That is the first group of 8.
DaVonne, Shelli, Clay and Austin go in first. Davonne and Shelli hug right away. Clay is not so excited about Austin. Both girls are hot for Clay.
Audrey, James, Jace and Meg go in next. James is too stupid to find the bedrooms without asking for help. Did Shelli just tell Audrey that her name used to be Audrey? Shelli is a hugger.
It’s already time for champagne. Shelli’s teeth are WAY WAY WAY too white. Clay and Shelli both like each other instantly. Fastest showmance ever. Davonne lies and says she is a second grade teacher. Austin admits he used to wrestle but claims he has lots of injuries. James thinks Meg looks like Taylor Swift. James has a cut out of Taylor in his apartment. James loves Meg. Audrey admits that she is trans gender and Clay and Jace seemed shocked. Everyone else thought it was great.
It looks like we are going to have battle of the block again this season. I hate battle of the block. But we haven’t seen the other eight people yet so it will be like last year with an HOH tonight and another one tomorrow I suspect.
The girls are talking about not letting the boys run the house. Davonne, Shelli and Audrey form the first alliance. The guys are talking about cookies.
Julie reveals the first twist. Battle of the Block is back.UGH. No one likes this news. The reason this is horrible is because all the weak people go home first.
It’s time for the HOH comp. Someone has to sit out. Davonne and Austin both want to do it. Davonne jumps in first and says she will do it if they promise not to nominate her. Everyone agrees. DaVonne is already killing it at this game.
Kevin Frasier from Entertainment Tonight is hosting a red carpet and Austin is in love with Kevin. I told you Kevin loves him some WeHo. The comp is called UFOh No! They have to stand on a plank and catch ten tomatoes without falling off the platform. The boys are out to an early lead. The balls are coming hard and the girls are struggling. Meg, Clay and Austin fell off as soon as the plank got hinky. After they fell they started housing them down with ketchup. Peking Duck Dynasty James is killing this comp. Big comeback by Jace and Audrey to tie James with five tomatoes. All four people fell off at the end. They are going to have to check the tape to see who was the last to fall. James wins. He deserves it. Everyone starts befriending James.
Julie announces a second twist. There will be a new twist every single week. The BB Takeover happens every week, someone or something comes in to takeover. No one has any idea what she means.
Julie tells us about the Twin Twist. We have a set of identical twins swapping in and out. If they last five weeks they both get to stay. This has already been done but it’s been YEARS. I forget who the twin is but Shelli is hiding something. If it is that, WTF will happen with Clay?