I can’t possibly skip recapping this trainwreck. I have to stay plugged in for another 30 minutes. They had Luann stand up for this photo and I thought for sure it was to so the absurdity of Luann’s skirt length, but I have a feeling it was because they are trying not to show Luann’s twat. Tonight it is Sonja’s turn to be Luann’s “snatch guard.” Who knew that would happen.
Andy brings up Ramona’s rudeness to the help and the yellow bikini. Andy plays a montage of Ramona apologizing. She really does do it a lot. Andy asks the ladies if Ramona got a boob job. The girls won’t answer so that means yes. I rarely even notice women’s boobs unless they are hanging out.
They play a clip of Bethenny’s intervening with Sonja. Andy asked her why she wasn’t listening to Bethenny. Sonja says last year they said she was all over the place with her business and going to lose her house. Now she has a huge line of luxury blah, blah, blah and she is still in her house. Both of those statements are debatable. Check here for the latest on her house. She puts just as much weight in their opinions this year. Sonja denied several times that she has issues with alcohol.
Amy Phillips does a great imitation of Sonja. Luann says she are Carole are “cordial” when they run into each other. Which means they are not speaking. Luann will be singing the song on a float in the NYC gay pride parade on Sunday! So regal. So classy.
Luann says her song is about an incident that happened on Turks and Caicos where a couple of the girls broke girl code.
Sonja is asked about Ramona and her swimming in the lady pond. She says no but they missed a bunch of stuff two years ago in the Berkshires when Ramona was mixing booze and pills and got a little flirty with her.
Luann and Jacques are still friends and her ex husband is at her house at the Hamptons right now. Luann is friends with all of her exes. Luann offers to fix Sonja up with the Count. Luann’s daughter will be performing with her.
Sonja is asked if she is ever embarrassed. She says she is embarrassed every week. She gets the disk every week and doesn’t watch it until the night before the show airs because she feels like she gets picked on a lot. It’s hard for her.
The doorbell rings and it’s Dorinda there to hear Luann sing! OMG let’s do this. I can’t wait!
Luann’s daughter looks stoned. Luann is lip syncing. DAMMIT! The song is beyond autotuned, it’s like techno or whatever it is called when the voice is made to sound like a robot. Disappointing. I stupidly thought she was going to sing.
Luann looked great tonight. I like her hair, the performance however…
Is that the best dress Sonja could wear from her collection? It doesn’t look like her style at all.
Holy Shit!!
I could not take my eyes off that performance. Weird crazy stuff. Interesting that Luann’s daughter was involved.
Luann must have used the whole roll of Reynold’s Wrap to make that skirt. Yuck! She should have gone for the extra-wide.
Yeah. I don’t like Luanne. Or her choice of clothing. Is this from her fashion line too?
With her dark hair, marshmallow white top and tin foil skirt— the woman looked like a damned auto-tuned s’mores.
#campfirenightmare
Ahh it’s about to come on here… Can’t wait, lol. Husband watches with me and he says Luann cannot carry a tune to save her life, Lol. And wow… That is a short skirt.
I never thought I’d say that Sonja looks as if she looks as if she has better taste than Luann.
I clicked on the link about Sonja’s townhouse and stupidly commented. I just forgot it wasn’t the current post. So sorry. (It was new to me!)
You an post on ANY post on the site Any time. It’s actually good for the site. 🙂 So thanks.
On Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 12:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks for sharing, I have done the same thing. I get wrapped up in the story. 🙂
Watching Luann “sing” over the voice boxed auto tune made me uncomfortable. I couldn’t understand what she was singing. Then they all looked like they were in a Zumba class at one point with the two step they were doing.
Looks like everyone was “in” and having a great time while LuAnn was “lip syncing”….. sooooo…., I got all happy with everybody dancing around INCLUDING ANDY! It was fun to watch and i got up joined them here at home! 😉
I loved watching Andy dancing – he was cracking me up! Can’t wait to see what is the big poopoo between the Countess and Carole.
Sorry to go off topic here but I have a hard time watching Carole. I know this is superficial but her teeth/mouth are so distracting to me when I watch her. I don’t know what it is but something is not right. Did she get teeth that are too big for her mouth or is it an extreme overbite? My teeth are not even straight – I threw out my retainer when I was nine and my parents did not get me a new one so I should not be talking about Carole’s teeth but I have always wondered what the deal is.
@SashaV, I remember commenting the same thing about Carole when she first joined the cast 2 seasons ago! I still find her teeth to be distracting as well. Makes you wonder with all the money she has, can’t she fix them? Maybe not, or maybe they don’t bother her. Anyway, you’re not alone on feeling like this. Lol.
I love Luann. She is just silly, fun and just a happy person. Love her.
Ahhhh what the actual F. Lol… The daughter… The skirt. The lip syncing. Oh, my.
It was kind of amazing. I slept a lot today and am now awake. Which means I will sleep all day tomorrow. Which is fine. It is hot as balls in the ATL.
On Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 2:32 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m up with you Tamera!
I went to the refrigerator just a few minutes ago and poured a huge glass of milk and then stirred in the Hersey’s liquid chocolate . Yum! So goooooood!
Hey Tamara, I hear cooler weather might be headed our way this weekend, I sure pray that is true, it has been so hot
Happy Birthday!
Right?? The daughter who has NO rhythm and can’t dance, looked like a dirty old hooker. Both of them can’t lip sync for anything! It was embarrassing to watch
I was just thinking the same thing Tamara, gonna sleep all day tomorrow because I’ve been up all night. That hot chocolate sounds good Patti R, wish I had some.
I was expecting the lip sync because you don’t even see real artists singing live anymore. And if they do, the public is so used to people singing to a live track, that they criticize the artist mercilessly if they hit a bad note,
Love Luann, fun dance song. unfortunate outfit
I’m curious, roughly how old are these women? Am I right to think 40-50ish (except Kristen). Because Luann’s skirt belongs to a 21 year old going on her Vegas trip!
Sonja – Early 50s
Luann – Turns 50 this year.
Carol – Early 50s
Bethenny – mid 40s
Ramona – Late 50s
Heather – mid 40s
Dorinda – 50
Kristen – Late 30s
I was in Vegas this weekend and it was 115 and they had this rave thing called EDC and let me tell you that skirt would have been to much clothe for that crowd
Maybe Carole took her shopping at Forever 21.
It’s amazing what Luann fashioned out of a Jiffy-Pop wrapper and a roll of paper towels.
🙂
If you zoom in on Luann’s shirt, you can see her boobie tape lol
I thought that no one could ever be more auto tuned than Kim Zolciak-Biermann…I was WRONG.
I had a hard time watching anyone but the ball grabbers. Who are they, and do they think they can dance? One was constantly getting in the way of the daughter.
Ok, call me crazy but I actually kind of enjoyed WWHL last night. It was fun. High energy and laughter. Sonja was as normal as she can get and it was nice to see her interact without all the crazy. LuAnn song was fun. I loved the exchange between Lu and Sonja exchanging the count and the crown. Took the ick out of my mind from the previous show whatever the name of it is. That show is so so bad.
I agree breelee. That one guy was bouncing around so much. He looked ridiculous.
Skirt…too short. Voice…non-existent. Daughter….stoned…Dancers..sucked…Andy..fake……Sonja. seemed.normal??? What has the world come too?
Luann looks rifuckulous from head to toe. She has a very odd body and not great legs. Maybe her twat is her best feature.
I wasn’t expecting much but that was a train wreck! It was really awful!! But I like Luanne and she looked like she was having fun so good for her!!! She’s braver that me.
It was ridiculous, but pretty funny. Good for Luann. I think she is just having a good time and doesn’t take herself too seriously. They are going to have to pare this group down from 8, but she shouldn’t be going anywhere.
I LOVED this show. I thought it was a lot of fun to watch them and way better than any WWHL in a while. So many guests are duds, but they’re great and I thought it was really sweet how they genuinely seem to be BFFs with Luann reaching out for Sonja’s hand many times. Yes, the Countess’s skirt was cray cray, especially that it opened up in the front, but she looked great otherwise and so did Lady Morgan. Sonja’s good people who loves animals and does great things for helping them so she’ll always be good in my book. They are great on the show, my two favorites, and i really liked seeing them.
After reading this I had to check it out. Damn, that skirt was short. It wasn’t meant for a tall woman. I couldn’t keep my eyes off the front slit in case I saw her front slit (you know, like watching a train wreck). Definitely dis-Countess.
Luanne may have lip synched and been auto tuned but it was a good song. Victoria totally has rhythm and I liked her contribution. I liked it a lot actually. I think it would be fun to down load the song and play it in my car as an ode to the fact that I do watch housewives and am kind of obsessed with it. Can’t wait to see what inspired the song.
Are you serious?
On Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 10:22 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yeah, that’s bs.
I was impressed with how much Victoria got into the performance. I assumed she’d cower in the background but she really “showed up” for her mom. >
I just watched this. Watching Luann perform is fucking hilarious. But I can’t laugh because it hurts the stitches in my mouth! I had to turn it off midway through. God was that a mess! Still fighting laughter, here.
I just saw big punkinhead Luann’s horrific performance on YouTube and immediately came straight you because I just had to see if we were on the same page with this ! Hahaa
This is the first time in a long while we have not seen LuAnn wear a statement necklace that doubles as a weapon.