So I was busy remembering what having a real life was at 9. Now at 11:30 I am about to watch RHOOC. This may be more of a random thoughts thing than a recap.
Random Thought #1 Meghan is not just a cunt satchel, she’s cunt checked luggage and a cunt trunk. Oh and the show has not started yet. There is still ten minutes of Odd Mom Out. I am not hating this part of Odd Mom Out. It may grow on me. I didn’t know rich people did credit card roulette. I’ve seen it done. But more often with people not spending $6k for a lettuce leaf and some sake, there is usually a posturing for who “gets” to pay for it because they make more than the rest of us. I love when that happens. Because, peon.
Random Thought #2 Meghan wants it known that she was flirting with David. And she had the balls to call Shannon to ask for her help with a charity event. And she can’t believe that Shannon doesn’t like her. Meghan’s whole story line seems to be “this one time at a hoe down, I was the hoe so I should so be on this show!”
Random Thought #3 Heather loves pretending she paid for the private jet. #PromotionalScene
Random Thought #4 Well that is a great Christian duo . Tamra “I’m saved so if you don’t like it, suck it!” And Meghan “If a church sings all the verses, I don’t have time for that, I don’t want to spend my whole Sunday there.” Sigh. Sadly, these are the “Christians” of 2015 in the OC. I knew I was going to be bothered by this storyline. Not because I am particularly religious, but because I have great respect for those who truly are. This could be a new low for Bravo and that bar is below sea level.
Random Thought #5 I love that no one cares about Heather’s sparkling wine or Tamra’s wine. Or Heather’s pretentious over budget comments.
Random Thought #6 Meghan is a cunt satchel. I agree, your caterer would know how many cocktail weenies you need. Why should she be sorry?
Random Thought #7 Meghan is a cunt satchel.
Random Thought #8 Meghan is a cunt satchel.
Random Thought #9 Meghan is a cunt satchel.
Random Thought #10 Meghan is a cunt trunk.