It’s time to begin the main trip of the season for Real Housewives of New York as they all head off to Turks and Caicos ! Seven women, one house, one scary island.
But first we have to get through Luann’s fashion launch. I am not a fan of the line. What is it with housewives and uncovered shoulders? Bethenny and Kristen resume their argument and seem to put it behind them. For now. Sonja seems to be coming for Kristen too. Mostly because the cameras were on Kristen and Bethenny.
WOW! Andy Cohen has a Snapple commercial. That was random. The commercial is cute though. Get those dollars, Andrew.
Carole is filming everything. That would be annoying. Aren’t there enough camera’s anyway?
The fight for rooms begins. It’s not like there is a bad room in the house. Ramona and Sonja agree to share a room but they disagree on which one. Both are keeping the other ladies out of the room they are in. Of course Ramona wins. She always manages to get the best room. Bethenny goes in on Ramona for being a bitch about the room. Everyone is pissed at Ramona already. Even Sonja because the room Ramona forced on her doesn’t have a bathtub and Sonja can’t do showers. Seriously? I’d just want my own room and I could care less which one it is. Ramona has someone, perhaps he is a butler?,unpack for her. I can’t even imagine treating people the way Ramona does.
Ramona apologies to Bethenny and tells Luann she doesn’t count so she doesn’t get an apology. She’s a COUNTes. Well… she was a Countess. Of course she counts! Bethenny takes Luann paddle boarding. Bethenny was a pro and tried to teach Luann.
Ramona is wearing clear stripper heels to the pool. Ramona doesn’t know how to do a girls’ trip. Ramona reminds Sonja that the last time she went to the Caribbean with this group four years ago, she and Mario renewed their vows when they got home. They show a clip of his loving vows, vows he broke repeatedly.
Heather gives everyone Yummy Tummy stuff and Bethenny suggests she focus on fitness wear. As if Heather needs her advice. Bethenny tells Heather not to use a glass to get ice from the ice chest. While she is right, she should have let someone else suggest that to Heather. Or make it more of a suggestion than a command. Bethenny is about to tell Ramona she has bad delivery skills. Takes one to know one I guess.
Ramona decides to be nice to Kristen because she needs an ally. They begin to talk about how much of a slut Sonja is. She apparently tried to make out with some lady’s boyfriend at a bar recently. Sonja denies it and is pissed. Sonja whines to Bethenny about it. Bethenny starts out well with her saying that both of them are going through a lot and drinking too much. Then Bethenny says she is a smart girl and Sonja should listen to her. Sonja wants to respond to Bethenny but Bethenny just wants to talk AT her. Bethenny is getting heated and finally screams at her to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Luann tries to get the to stop screaming through their dinner. They don’t care. They want to keep arguing. Ramona tries and Bethenny tells her to shut the fucking door. Then a bug gets stuck in Ramona’s macramé dress.
Everyone at the dinner table talks about Sonja blacking out and not remembering what she does. Meanwhile, Sonja doesn’t hear a thing Bethenny is screaming at her. They hug it out. Sadly, this whole trip is going to be a Sonja intervention it seems. Sonja is not receptive so they are wasting their time.
When everyone gets to dinner the topic is Luann’s sex life. Ugh.
Next week: The ladies rent a yacht. Sonja continues going off the rails, Ramona has a breakdown over Mario. Heather makes Dorinda cry!