Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?
I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.
It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.
Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.
Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy? Cunt.
When Tamra got to Vicki’s fiesta party and Brooks answers the door she says something like “I’m sorry for your circumstances” and Brooks responds by saying he’s GOOD, EATING HEALTHY AND DRINKING WATER. Really? If I was about to do my third chemo treatment (so I would already have been suffering the effects from the first two chemo treatments since the chemo-poison was already inside of me and working) I would not respond to Tamra by saying what I am ingesting, rather I would respond by at least saying “I am in the middle of treatment”. What cancer patient responds to a “How are you” question by solely offering the food they are eating and the liquids they are drinking? And think about this: of course if you are eating healthy and only drinking water anyone is bound to lose weight.
Um, people with serious illnesses are often very careful about what they eat. Their diet becomes a central focus that it never was before. I’m sure if you were in chemo you would just blurt out a bunch of whiny negativity but Brooks simply tried to change the subject and stay focused on the positive aspects of the Fiesta that you were attending in his home. Again, CUNT.
As I walk into this party tonight I am so nervous. I can’t believe I will be meeting these strong and resilient women for the first time. I was so nervous that I had my doctor prescribe me an anti-anxiety pill so I could mellow out! Turns out everyone is super sweet. Vicki is so welcoming, Tamra and I hit it off, and I had Katie and Heather there if I needed my friends. I thought Shannon was cold to me even though I went up to her and tried to be friendly and nice. I was happy when Shannon didn’t make a big deal out of me taking a tequila shot with David at Heather’s hoedown last year.
So you popped some pills and had some drinks and banged the fuck out of a piñata. At Brooks home where he lives with Vicki during his chemotherapy and it was all about how everyone treated you. Cunt Satchel.
As I am getting to know Tamra, I am stunned that she mentions “anal” at the dinner table but Lizzie went along with it so I was even more stunned to think they were being serious. I find out later that they were joking but I think it’s disgusting to talk ‘potty mouth’ over a meal. Now I know Tamra and I look back at my face and see such an innocent and shocked person, but I know now Tamra is simply full of ‘potty mouth’. Overall it was a wonderful evening.
Get used to it. Since decided to be BFF with Tamra you might see her actually performing anal at a dinner table this season. She has to amp up the cunt and she set the bar super high last season.
I can hardly wait for y’all to tell me what this horrid woman does tonight. And NOW I am going back to being unplugged. Read an extra post or two if you have time. Thanks.
No fair Tamara, you didn’t comment about the “my assistant” comment from Megan.
LOL! Bitch, you don’t need an assistant, you’re husband don’t even take your serious.
Ew. She’s disgusting.
Quick question – when RT can we #RHOC? I know not to tag them?
I know not to tag ppl from the show, that wasn’t a question, sorry.
Yes, just don’t tag them. This is mainly because people include me in their mean tweets. I try to fly under their radar. I know they are here, but I try to forget. 🙂
On Mon, Jun 22, 2015 at 7:25 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Was it just me or did her entire blog read like “What I did on my summer vacation” written by a high school student?
I wouldn’t give her that much credit . It read more like the diary of a 9 year old! I suppose she is just as dumb as she seems on camera. Shocker!
You beat me to it Jerrilynn. I was gonna say hormonal preteen. I’ve always thought that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they write. People like Meghan prove that all the time. She has the mind of an evil 12 year old. Ew.
Now that you mention it, that is exactly how it sounded. And by all means…cunt sums it up.
I’m not a Brooks fan, but:
A) Meghan being so invested in his health is a shitty way to get a storyline.
2) Meghan is so horrendous, I’m sympathy defaulting to “Team Brooks/Vicky”…
… So hell has frozen over. Nene must be very cold.
Exactly. sympathy defaulting is a great way to describe what’s happened.
Wow she really is a cunt satchel and is coming for Brooks. My personal and professional experiences with chronic illness is often it’s best to have a simple answer for questions about your health, most people who mention it don’t want or need a rundown of your treatments, side effects, pains, etc.
Then to add to his list of sins, he is going on vacation. Didn’t he read the cancer handbook that he is only allowed to be out of the house for medical treatment, none of that enjoying life while you can nonsense is acceptable!
What the fuck? I thought this was a trick and she didn’t really write this but wow she is a bitch! Why would anyone attack someone with cancer???
probably because like most people..they don’t believe he HAS cancer. I find something very odd about his tweeting a picture of his bottles of vitamins (with not one prescription bottle in sight) complaining about the long road of cancer. Where is his port, why is Vicki always out of town when he gets his treatments? They could shut it all down just by filming him at a real doctors office and show him getting real chemo. If her daughter is a nurse, and doesn’t believe it, there is something wrong.
She’s soooo busy (learning how to live with a 17 year old)? WHAT?!? That’s hilarious.
Yeah, I thought that was a pathetic thing to say. It’s probably soooo hard since the 17 year old might be more mature than her. Or at the very least — based on this juvenile blog – may even be more intelligent.
In one breath she says she is learning how to live with a 17 year old and in the next she is talking about having to fly to St. Louis to see her husband and step kids. I highly doubt the 17 year old stayed with her.
On Tue, Jun 23, 2015 at 7:33 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Clearly her husband hates. Her. Why go on a tv show if your husband of four months hates you?
Mind.blown.
Happy Birthday eve
Bravo needs to differentiate (how’s that for a teacher word?) and use the question/answer format for poor Meggie
First of all how are you doing is just a plesantry people use. Very rarely do they want to hear the crap that’s going on in your life. Saying ‘I’m fine’ and keeping it moving is all that’s needed. Second of all Tamra and Brooks are not on that great of terms so why would he go into any detail with that bigmouth about his life. Now if your new to the show and don’t know any of this maybe you should just take a seat.
Is this Meghan doing Tamara’s bidding? Yes, Meghan’s obviously horrible in her own right, but why would she care enough to so viciously bash a person she doesn’t really know?
I hope someone reads your blog to her.
#NailedIt
Wow, what a mean ass bitch she is. Will watch and report! And happy Bday!!! (tomato was amazing)
Is she for real? Her comments about Brooks are next level ignorant. Chemo patients go though hell! If Brooks wants to discuss how he’s managing treatment then comment on what a great attitude he has. It would be a huge concern if he wasn’t eating healthy and drinking a lot of water. Also if he feels well enough to go to Mexico, be happy he can go. My husband and I missed a Vegas wedding during his chemo but it was due to financial reasons. I would have loved for him to have some fun during the most challenging time of his life. She is the worst!
Super annoying that Megan keeps apologizing to Shannon about David flirts. But redeemed herself doing sparkling wine stand.
Reading the comments makes me glad I decided not to watch! I really hope this show gets cancelled.
Meghan says she was surprised at the feedback she got after being on television for just a few minutes…the good, the bad, the ugly. She must be a complete moron. It only took most of us a few minutes to realize she is a cunt satchel by her words and actions. We’re not the slow ones here. She is. She talks about having to learn to live with a seventeen year old while she’s the one acting like a 13 year old. As far as Brooks going into more detail about his treatment to Tamra, all I can say is REALLY? I’m disabled and in chronic pain but usually say I’m doing pretty good when asked especially by people I don’t care about. So I can tell Meghan is going to aggravate me this season.
Happy Birthday/Month Tamara. Hope you are enjoying your unplugged time.
Hannah, Have you ever tried Calmare for pain relief? I have RSD/CRPS and couldn’t walk for three years but am able to now and be off meds. Wishing you low pain days:)
thank you! I was thinking “b/c a few minutes is all we need to know you are terrible when you make the kinds of statements you do.” Also, do these people not watch the show they are about to go on or familiarize themselves with the viewership?!
Her “first dose of stardom”?
SMH!!!
thats exactly what I thought LOL
She’s awful!
She has absolutely zero appeal to me. No interest in seeing her try to gain relevancy or become Tamra’s mini-me.
That said, I was intrigued by Vicki and Brooks commenting that he was doing chemo in Florida.
When did anyone say that Brooks was doing chemo in Florida? Vicki went to Florida to get some award for selling insurance.
First episode
I don’t remember Florida but Vicki did mention he was doing it out of town because it hurt her too much to see him in pain. Because, compassion.
I believe he did most of his treatment in Mississippi. Vicki flew there for some of it.
On Tue, Jun 23, 2015 at 4:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ugh. What a self-involved fuckwit. Don’t expect tears of empathy when he dumps you, sweetie.
I hate this woman. Hated her before this blog came out and I haven’t even watched tonight’s episode yet. Heather and Terry’s 1% attitude is making me vomit as well.
I may have to fly to California and punch some bitches in the face. Oops, I’ve said too much!
Gotta say, Meghan came off a lot better than Shannon did tonight.
Shannon really seems like she is on the edge all the time. I think Meghan just wanted to clear the air and explain the mix up. Shannon is way too touchy about everything. She is wound very tightly.
I also found them all pleasant and fun for the first time in a longass while. I know a lot of people hate on Heather, but I kind of like her.
I think Megan was doing Heather’s bidding tonight. She pushed until she broke Shannon. There was no sane reason to go on & on about the stupid phone call. And not being introduced at the hoe down was to rub it into Shannon’s face and bring back bad memories. Megan wouldn’t have a reason, unless Heather set her up to do it.
Awww, Heather went over budget, and didn’t tell Terry until they were filming at her party. I wonder if her booze Colette, comes with a free binky. A FAKE cake? Was she scared someone would eat the cork? lol And ewww on Tamra & Megan sucking on that dip stick thinghy, and the guy putting in back in the wine.
If the cake was fake, why did Heather make such a big deal about getting it shipped to Napa for her party? Why couldn’t they just take the damn thing on the plane with them? I thought she was ordering a real cake.
Better yet, how much did that fake cake cost?
Are you getting Heather mixed up with Tamra? Heather may be pretentious, but I have always seen her more of a straight shooter than a pot stirrer.
Shannon, on the other hand, is acting a little schizophrenic. What does “creating charities” have to do with giving someone a few pointers. Blowing up at Meghan because someone else gave her your private number is ridiculous. I am sure there will be plenty of opportunities to blow up at Meghan for things is actually did later on. Shannon is paranoid about David. She is going to eventually push him away.
I AM a cancer patient & I DID send Megan a message. She RESPONDED! She claims “she never said Brooks didn’t have cancer & that Brianna said it”
I asked her what made her the cancer pro? She claims “she never claims to be a pro”
I’m unplugged in the mountains with no cable TV, but watching 2 out of the 5 clips available on Bravo Now online was enough.
* Megan, you’re a douchebag!
* Tamra, you are your usual disgusting self.
* Shannon, you are one sad and angry human being.
There’s no need to watch the rest of the clips, I think I’ll go take a shower now.
Thank you TT, for taking this one for the team.
I think Meghan’s phone call to Shannon was manufactured producer driven drama:
She has a Missouri phone number
She doesn’t use her real last name
She calls Shannon’s private number
She has a moronic reason for calling – “How many h’ordeuvres do I need?”
The Bravo cameras just happen to be there to film the call.
I don’t blame Shannon for giving her (a relatively polite) brush off.
I feel bad for Shannon. She’s kooky and neurotic and shouldn’t be on reality TV given the hellishness of her marriage situation but it’s clear to me she’s been “cast” in a negative role this season. Meghan might be the main antagonist but Shannon is the scary unstable bitch. Shannon seems a little kooky by nature but I think her amped up instability is totally due to her marital woes. And she’s not a bitch unlike Tamra, Heather and apparently producer-shill Meghan.
I was surprised by how light and fun most of this episode was. The first few episodes were so uncomfortable and depressing. It was nice to see Shannon in particular loosen up and have fun. I can see why Vicki and Tamra took to her right away last season.
Oops. I meant to put my comment on the RHOOC re-cap post. Sorry about that.
Happy Birthday Tamara 🙂
I am blown away by the sheer nerve of this fuckwit. I loathe her.
I love seeing her husband teenage daughter laugh at her. I love that. It is too funny. So far that is the only thing I love about the show. Oh sorry, and Terry interacting with their youngest daughter.
I wish I had a dollar for everytime Heather said I or fabulous. Everything was about her and fabulous. Barf.
sounds like you just invented a new, but fatal, drinking game
I was already on the fence about RHOOC because of Tamra. Meghan is just making it worse. I might have to finally walk away… I just can’t with these two.
Someone get this lady a ghost writer STAT!!
Before she becomes overwhelmed by Stardom. She can’t be serious, this has to be a joke.
Why is it the expectation that Brooke’s wouldn share his personal health history with any of these women?? So they can judge him and pick it apart.
I’d take Gretchen and Slade back over her. That’s saying a lot because they worked my nerves and overstayed their “stardom” by 2 or 3 seasons.
Something abt Jeana reads desperate to me. I don’t know what it is…..
Her desperation? I can’t stand Jeana.
Did she fake a pregnancy to get married? I don’t get it? I probably have more love and respect for my worst ex then her husband of four months has for her.