Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?
I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.
It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.
Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.
Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy? Cunt.
When Tamra got to Vicki’s fiesta party and Brooks answers the door she says something like “I’m sorry for your circumstances” and Brooks responds by saying he’s GOOD, EATING HEALTHY AND DRINKING WATER. Really? If I was about to do my third chemo treatment (so I would already have been suffering the effects from the first two chemo treatments since the chemo-poison was already inside of me and working) I would not respond to Tamra by saying what I am ingesting, rather I would respond by at least saying “I am in the middle of treatment”. What cancer patient responds to a “How are you” question by solely offering the food they are eating and the liquids they are drinking? And think about this: of course if you are eating healthy and only drinking water anyone is bound to lose weight.
Um, people with serious illnesses are often very careful about what they eat. Their diet becomes a central focus that it never was before. I’m sure if you were in chemo you would just blurt out a bunch of whiny negativity but Brooks simply tried to change the subject and stay focused on the positive aspects of the Fiesta that you were attending in his home. Again, CUNT.
As I walk into this party tonight I am so nervous. I can’t believe I will be meeting these strong and resilient women for the first time. I was so nervous that I had my doctor prescribe me an anti-anxiety pill so I could mellow out! Turns out everyone is super sweet. Vicki is so welcoming, Tamra and I hit it off, and I had Katie and Heather there if I needed my friends. I thought Shannon was cold to me even though I went up to her and tried to be friendly and nice. I was happy when Shannon didn’t make a big deal out of me taking a tequila shot with David at Heather’s hoedown last year.
So you popped some pills and had some drinks and banged the fuck out of a piñata. At Brooks home where he lives with Vicki during his chemotherapy and it was all about how everyone treated you. Cunt Satchel.
As I am getting to know Tamra, I am stunned that she mentions “anal” at the dinner table but Lizzie went along with it so I was even more stunned to think they were being serious. I find out later that they were joking but I think it’s disgusting to talk ‘potty mouth’ over a meal. Now I know Tamra and I look back at my face and see such an innocent and shocked person, but I know now Tamra is simply full of ‘potty mouth’. Overall it was a wonderful evening.
Get used to it. Since decided to be BFF with Tamra you might see her actually performing anal at a dinner table this season. She has to amp up the cunt and she set the bar super high last season.
I can hardly wait for y’all to tell me what this horrid woman does tonight. And NOW I am going back to being unplugged. Read an extra post or two if you have time. Thanks.