Dance Moms begins again at 3rd Street Dance Studio. Interestingly, this week’s Celebrity Wife Swap also feature 3rd Street Dance Company where Jill from the Love Boat changed lives with Charo and had to learn Flamenco dancing. Abby is there with an attitude and congratulations them on winning the group dance without Maddie as the lead. Then she insulted Nia’s lead in the dance saying that basically she was forgettable. There is no pleasing Abby. Nia says if she had more opportunities maybe she would have been better at it. Abby rips off the lowest picture cover to reveal….NIA! Because her ridiculous solo came in fifth. Jo Jo was next. She was later during the entire dance. Next is Maddie. She didn’t stand out in the group dance. Um, because she was not the lead. I have never seen this look on Maddie’s face. She is not happy. Next, Mackenzie, then Kendall who didn’t even dance. She just stood in front of giant TV while a crappy video played.
Maddie and Mackenzie are going head to head in solos. Maddie is going to do tap. Jo Jo is also getting a solo. I hope Jo Jo beats them both. Abbie is bringing in a guest choreographer. The choreographer is giving the girls a fresh fun routine. The girls are loving the fun vibe. Abby changes the line up to put Maddie in the center. Abby pulled her bumpit off her head, fluffed it up and put it back on.
Abby spends all of her time on Maddie’s solo. Abby is super mean to Jo Jo about a master class she is going to with another teacher. She makes fun of her dad’s income. The choreographer is super sweet to Jo Jo. Mackenzie’s solo looks like it has enough difficulty to beat Maddie if she can learn it. Melissa is not paying any attention to Mackenzie because Maddie’s Sia video is online and she is reading all the comments. Jo Jo thinks she can beat Maddie this week because she is doing tap. I hope Jo Jo wins, Mackenzie gets second and Maddie gets third. Abby barely noticed Jo Jo during her rehearsal.
Maddie us upset that Abby put her bumpit in Maddies hair. I hope it stays in for her solo. Her hair looks ridiculous.
Jo Jo’s solo was fantastic. Abby did the over her head clap which means she was pleased. Ha. Jo Jo just said, “Abby gave me the over the head clap!” So I guess the girls have picked up on that tell as well.
Mackenzie’s routine was more of a gymnastics floor exercise than a competition dance. It was packed with points though. So she will place high. Abby was THRILLED with it, giving the fully extended over the head clap and a WHOOOOOO! Abby said Mackenzie was close to perfection. She said it was GREAT!
Maddie’s tap dance was cute. But it was a tap dance. Abby loved it. It was good, but I wish Jo Jo could pull out a win.
The group dance was weird. And very different. The judges will either love it or hate it. I think since they are in LA they will probably win.
Jo Jo gets third place. Maddie got second place!!!! Mackenzie won first place! Melissa cries like a baby! The group number took second place. Fuck.
Maddie is pissed that Mackenzie beat her. Maddies mutters that she should have one. Melissa tells Mackenzie to shut up! Melissa doesn’t think Mackenzie deserved to win. Wow. Mackenzie finally beats Maddie and Maddie and her own mother are PISSED.